TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE WHITE STRIPES SUCK

[TallicLizzy]

What a shitty band they are.

[crazytrain58]

Um... That was johnny depp... XD

[thetrophyone]

Yeah, the only song of their's I really liked was "Fell in Love with a Girl." Then a friend gave me a copy of their cd from 2002, whatever the fuck it was called, and it was all slow, shitty, mopey sounding shit. Total not what I expected from that band, bc what I heard from .F.I.L.W.A.G. Yeah, back in 02, there were so many better bands to like, like The Vines, Seether, Evanescense, etc. Then every single they had after that was gay and repetitive and shitty sounding. Fuck them...good video.

[iAple]

on the other hand i can see you are obviously trolling, you got me, kudos.

[iAple]

people that make hate videos are generally associated with the fact of having a very small penis

[jasmineyanez50]

FUCK YOU!

[ballsendeep]

such terrible music u put on

[o0Mazza0o]

lol i think that's a troll

[theindianguy94]

lol

[sqweebel1]

That picture at the end is amazing on a biblical level

[runningwithdeath]

Wow, I'm not sure how to feel about this, I also hate the White stripes, but this video just made a complete ass out of the person that made it, I can't wait until the human race is completely exterminated.

[A1lHopeisGone]

@runningwithdeath

This video is a joke and makes people who take it seriously look like an ass.

[ufbelievable]

hilarious...that some people derive so much pleasure from announcing to the world the groups of people they despise. Try taking up a hobby. Despite what you've heard, developing the ability to read and write at grade level can be very rewarding.

[Op4Blushift]

@agrakkasan i have to agree, i like the studio albums and such, but their live show is just appauling.

[TheKewlbeanz83]

It is spelled bassist.

[dudewithnovids12]

I showed this video to my dad and he thought it was a good goof and a spoof

[zaengo]

willy wonka can suck a fart

[joshuacalebm]

ha i just googled "white stripes suck" and this came up first, nice.

[pyropeople117]

Haha unearth :P

[Ninjadude973]

I like chocolate milk

[hejjens3]

b3nnic3 you are a asshole..

[johncusackdeathcult]

COULDN'T TOP SKYNYRD



[gustengogo]

I hope this just was a joke :S

[TheLukeGuy]

did you really just make a vid aout hat tital.

[BabyrapeMcmethlab]

hurr durr criticize your hilarious video hurr durr I'm 12

[isatacobell]

woooow u fuckin retard not every band needs a basist and if u dont like them get a fucking life and dont make shitty videos about them you dumbass

[ScHuBiAmarELGoeZ]

metal guitarists sucks....they only play with one finger !!!

The White Stripes are great

[Calekaus]

@ScHuBiAmarELGoeZ You gotta be kidding, Any idea who's Trey Azagthoth??

Fucking stupid video by the way!!

[shahanphoenix]

@ScHuBiAmarELGoeZ i really hope ur kidding..metal guitarists are the most talented guitarists in existence.

and the white stripes are the most OVERRATED band since Nirvana.

[algrand90]

@shahanphoenix

i am sorry but jazz fusion guitarists are the best metal guitarists sucks i hate heavy metal

blues rock jazz and jazz fusion are the best

[thedeadrocker62]

The name of the first song??? 

[b3nnic3]

@thedeadrocker62 Shitty Hardcore by Shitty Hardcore Band #829479

[thedeadrocker62]

@b3nnic3 Ahahahah are you serious? Shitty HardCore band?? ahahha I don't Belive!! ahahhah pls tell me the real name of song!! or of band!!

[fish580]

not sure whats worse, white stripes, this video or the music

[89sDude]

THE WHITE STRIPES ARE AWSOME aosmdspoam dpoanm pidnaspidn pasind psiandp ias

[jddaman1337]

White Stripes sucks

[usaske555]

shouldnt we make a video called "top 100 reasons why you suck"

[NiteHuntress49]

@usaske555 :D That made my day.

[rockfreakmccool]

first of all what is this song called? it sounds like magic. secondly meg is just a godawful excuse for a drummer and jack is an overrated guitarist. third seven nation army is so goddam annoying!!!

[hitlersregime666]

Learn to spell superfag.

[mikepunchyourfucface]

first off he did a commercial for COKE as you see on his t shirt in your video, dumbfuck loll and second thats JOHNNY DEPP in willy wonka loll you spelt actor* like this "actir" and you spelt bassist* like this basist""" your a fuckin dumb ass, your probably mad because you are a bass player, and you probably just sit in your bedroom, playing bass and wacking off, if i ever met your mother id pimp slap the bitch for not taking the cum you were in, and swallowing it...

[elmalacopa]

i hate the white stripes but this is gay

[xkcdHatGuy]

People with bad taste bashing other people's bad taste =T

[villeMvalo]

You're a fucking morron! Fuck off! Jesus - it's like the mother of stupid people is always pregnant somehow!:|

[HarvestmanMan]

@villeMvalo Sorry, that was me.

[Schul1]

If this isn't a joke I'm really fucking dissapointed at how idiotic people can be... I'm kinda getting the feeling it isn't xD.... oh well...

[mikegot3legs]

hahahaa :P

you definatly know i play the sea bass

[KojiraSnake]

#1 - meg white plays paiste, thus proving her ultimate novice status as a drummer

[ioulios]

malaka to pernis apo mpos kai apo pisw

[ktiscool123456789]

your video literally sucks. like im obsessed with the white stripes.. ahahahahahahahaahahah your soooooooooooooooo bad at making videos , sorry but its true. & jack white and johnny depp are 2 different people.

xx

[bryanjohnbeard]

@ktiscool123456789 Haha, waaaaaaay over your head!

[TheSpanishkiller]

i love metallica and the white stripes ,both bands are very different

this video sux

[WILLSTERROCKSTER]

I hate white stripes. I thought they were bro and sis. Who the hell forms a band with their Ex?

[CrunchDrunk]

yesss they suck hahahaahahaaahahaahah 

[TheMangoberri]

jake white was named number 17 by the rolling stones as the best guitares of all time, so ur cousin musy be a beast

[ultimatesniper1]

@TheMangoberri yah to bad the rolling stones list was a joke after seeing how many way better guitar players he was rated ahead of i came to the conclusion that the list was terrible especially the fact that eddie Van halen was ranked #70 and he should have made top 10. anyhow the list was made by who had more influence in music not by how good they play guitar other wise jack white wouldnt have made top 75.

[goblew14]

Please tell me this is a fucking joke

[jamesliebone]

this is 2 u b3nnic3:

,,!,,(-_-),,!,,

[dt089]

What song is this? It fucking sucks. Jack White is a great guitarist and musician. White Stripes rule.

[TheStefansmecher]

if u found u u got kill

[gotyaman1]

i don't know if your joking but if your not white stripes rock and john doesn't play willy wonka or jack sparrow thats Johny Depth

[Ajtdell34]

I forgot how funny these were

[oneocgossiptreecreek]

I hate whenever a retard says that a great band sucks like the white stripes or the beatles, the always has crap screamo music playing during the video.

[birthdaycake13]

no your shitty ass music sucks!

[Markiesep94]

He's just giving his opinion, but why are you against the white stripes? It's just a band. Why didn't you make a vid with: Top 10 reasons why Justin Bieber sucks, or, Top 10 why metallica sucks or something. And it's btw another genre lol. Why dont make a top 10 why hardcore or rap sucks?

[ultimatesniper1]

@Markiesep94 well he didnt make a top 10 on why metallica sucks becasue metallica is 10 times better than the shitty white stripes.

[robYCFC]

By the way it was commercials for Coca Cola not Pepsi! haha loser

[slash32000]

White strips suckk. Trivium and metallica kicks their ass!

[TheMangoberri]

@slash32000 thye suck, metal suck, rock will rule

[loudcosmicyummy]

Pretty Funny. But the #1 Reason The White Stripes suck is that, well, their music pretty much SUCKS.

[smukkekatrine]

Get a life..

[mikk231]

you suck

[nocturnezero]

Hey! Jack White is amazing! Don't you dare insult Jack White!

Piss on Meg White all you want.

[fenderacolyte]

i feel like i want to smash my speakers

[AO3HaiL]

pepsi lol

[GontierX3]

This video is a Joke!

[b3nnic3]

YOUR CHANNEL IS A JOKE

[evangelism2]

@b3nnic3 sick burn

[lorensakita]

@b3nnic3 you're so sad xd

[algrand90]

@b3nnic

the music you listen too is a PUBLIC NUISANCE

[nirvana1393]

@b3nnic3 your life is a joke

[TheChaoticgrinJr]

@b3nnic3 your life is a joke, you might as well not wake up tomorrow...lol, they complete any band you listen to, mister "i listen to music that sucks, cause I am a goth hipster dumbfuck that think that it's cool to wear skinny jeans, and die our hair all colors under the sun."

[nocturnezero]

@GontierX3 Literally. It's satire.

[jerrygarciabear90]

This video shouldn't even be taken seriously, the lack of facts combined with a closed mind leaves nothing less to be expected than a piece of shit.

[Fungoos]

@jerrygarciabear90 Dude, It's a joke.

[Maxtion]

i know this video is a joke, but its not a very funny joke, better luck next time.

[dimdot1212]

MASTERED!

[fergusshowman]

HAHA you all fail to get the joke,

he mastered white stripes.

[GoldGateBridge]

Whoever made this is a dumb ass, that was johnny dept dipshit u just made this video because u dont want people to know u stick ur head in this guys seamen every night, I looked at ur pic and its a fact ur a gay dush bag that makes fun of celebrities to get people off of how gay u are.

[fergusshowman]

wtf is a 'dush bag????'

[EliRod003]

This are really retarded readons.

[aassyr1111]

agreeeeeeee,,,,,,,they suck and their music is FUCKED UP

[TheJakeOff]

FAIL it was coca cola....and jack white diddnt approve of it. they did it without his permission..is this a joke?

[insidethe222]

absolutely the worst band ive ever heard

no talent pos omg i have 30 originals that have meaning and all parts ive written myself what the fuck

[EuphoriaMusicSession]

jack white isn't an actor. that was johnny depp.

[dragon7king2]

what's the song i like it

[jgp1322]

lawls at people who take this seriously

[snoopop123]

lol that was terrid but very funny hahaha SUUUUUUUUUUUCK lol

[VaelVictus]

You didn't give one objective reason why they suck. Also that isn't willy wonka, that's sweeney todd. I don't think you could fail much harder, good sir.

[triclops9]

i think its quite obvious that this video is supposed to be a joke, you tool.

[VaelVictus]

Actually I could just be trolling you, you tool. You act as if I was mad. There's many many stupid people on the 'net who make videos like this; it wasn't obvious at all, especially considering all I know about the author is that he posts mega64 videos from IGN. Try again, triclops.

[triclops9]

No u

[VaelVictus]

Omfg you were supposed to react so I could say that and then I would admit I was trolled and you'd call me a faggot and we'd have such grand adventures. :(

[triclops9]

beat ya to the punch

[shinobivega]

wtf was that?

[nakenftw]

oh my gravy, the top two were d

[Kishiru324]

Wow, this is the worst spelling I've seen...

[Ajtdell34]

Rocco didn't start this, Derrick did with Disney

Give the boy some credit

[roninoutlaw]

@Ajtdell34 Credit where credit is due, Derrick did start that shit.

[SheWantsReven]

0:45

oh, hey it's a guy from ScoreHero.

He's actually cool >_>

[CCDaDon15]

I think some of you are missing that this is a parody.

[iHeroicFear]

LMFAOOO

[Zoundsgx2]

Well, I'm convinced!

[slondavokensteen]

What has rocco spawned?

[herojoe1000]

I always thought Rocco wasn't into thrash or Death Metal. :-p

[PaintballMask]

@herojoe1000 this..isn't by rocco.

this is just some kid who puts mega 64 videos on his profile

[ytnbsa]

facts assembled by experts

[Renegadesays]

who says the white stripes suck have no idea of good music. thrust me play instruments since i was fuckin 10.

and i have ears.

(i dont give a fuck about your respondes)

[opfball91]

You spell worse than a ten year old, how does that work out?

[InitialDrifterZ]

respondes

[Renegadesays]

i was angry when i wrote that:D

[afunnyredneckguy]

the perfect video?! how do it know?!

[adubon]

Is this sarcasm or is this an actual hate video?

All the points are exagerated, innacurate, and have horrible spelling and grammatical errors.

Even as a huge fan of The White Stripes, it is still pretty funny.

[ironpizza]

lol, it's sarcastic, he also has one about the beatles sucking.

[Bazgann]

@ironpizza coz the beatles do suck

[WeirdoFreako17]

No, that's somebody else.

[ironpizza]

they're in the same network though

[Vash3OO1]

Don't forget they play shitty slow rock songs about buttons.

[roflpl0xnubsauce]

I agree needs more BASS

[cwebb90uk]

loved it.

[Rooshla]

name of the songs played???

[Renegadesays]

unearth - my will be done

[Behemoth782]

I do agree with #1. The White Stripes' songs sound one dimensional

[PepsiMaxFTW]

best video ever

[lockinate]

This is even better than the "official" ones.

[Vorph]

So much truth in one video

[SnakeDeShazer]

haha yes!! do the skit!!

[lspiwaterypyro]

pretty sure this is by roco from mega 64. They have been doing top 10 jokes for a while.

[Munkatten]

How pointless, not even one valid point.

[nubofdeath]

you should make a video about Ninja Gaiden instead.

[Eureka7Nirvash]

hating on a band? wow..... 10. Personal preference. But i doubt it. 9. wow, someone has no social life 8.Commercials don't make them sellouts, grow up. 7. Your blind. 6. Rly? well i don't see your cousin making money as a guitarist, so stfu. 5. Rainbow=gay, i see no rainbow. 4. Comedy act or Band, you pick 3. Your probably gay. 2. Well, obviously you don't know what is good acting. 1. Thats what makes them unique. Why don't you hate yourself first? i mean if your so jelous. grow up kid.

[hahaeid]

*cough*

[DethFan333]

@eureka7nirvash

wow....u took this vid to heart didnt u? providing arguments against EVERY point...not just the vid as a whole....plus....finished of with accusations of jealousy which appear to be quite common in internet land....please, this video was done in a jestful tone. Sure this guy probably genuinly dislikes the white stripes, but were any of those points even valid? no....so dont get so worked up :P Besides, this guy uploads all the ign exclusive mega 64 content...making him awesome

[Arppis]

Don't take it so seriously. ;)

[tabanorama]

@eureka7nirvash Hahahahah you're a fucking idiot

[secv99]

nice, especially since some people don't get it

[AjorasWill]

lulz have commenced.

[danamites]

i use to listen to the popular stuff on the radio and liked it so i borrowed the cds from the internet and was like wtf this sucks old ass balls and shit. man they are folk as fuck and its annoying. folk those folking assholes for calling there turds "music"

[EdmondSwitch]

What song was that playing in the background?

[popemobile15]

learn to spell words

[Fathersquirrel]

That chick is very very hideous.

[SpaceAndrew]

Spelling was off in certain places... Also, there was that Coke/Pepsi logical fallacy...

But I do agree with you, the White Stripes are "meh." In response to Reason #3, yes. Meg White is incredibly hot.

[hixxyyy]

my favorite of the series, this was beautiful

[nvmabarai]

i hate the white stripes. you are so dam right.

[mattsum41]

They're way better than most of the shit that comes out on the popular music scene today. There's no denying that.

[miketransformer09]

HAHAHAHAHA BASSIST

[BrownKirby]

lmao +5

[Gregunit]

u mad?

[Edordorito]

"Did commercials for Pepsi"

He's wearing a Coca Cola shirt

I've never lol'd so hard in my entire life.

[DrAmazing]

Not enough Mega 64. Also not enough correct spelling.

[cofingp]

2.99 good deal

[AncientGearEngineer]

lol nice

[SaintHierophant]

oh man ur so rite

[spamspaz]

HAPPY PANAP!

[jeanreno]

A+ would laugh again

[kevinohisamazing]

llllooooolllllll

[roninoutlaw]

This is my new favorite trend.

[fakiekickflip69]

I lol'd

[premiumblend50]

whoa

[ashlink]

klamodf

[manofiorn]

Jack White Sucks