The Grossly Phallic Naked Mole Rat (original narration by Randall)

[AnonymousPrettySP]

Jesus Christ, who.shot this.shit

[genocella]

mmmmmm poop



[iloveyouo888]

O my ... Look at those baby naked mole rat penius shrivles.... Lmfao XD

[izeatstoomuch]

"jesus it's liek oedipus the naked mole rat penises.." i just laughed liek shit xD

[ibeamy]

"Look at these baby penis shrivels!!"

[sparkle1princess]

How did they get this footage? Did the put cameras down in the burrows...

[SinsHeavyAsSt0ne]

''They look like Ding Dongs with teeth'' LOOOL

[chimichurri91]

i'll never look at a penis the same way again

[MochaholicPuppy]

so does that mean a penis is a naked mole rat without teeth or limbs? O_O

[julesdamedic]

Their shriveled little foreskin bodies...........LMFAO!!

[MrBkw1122]

Did he say "What a rackette"?  Or what a wackette?

[gdogvibes1]

queen mama= pimp

[SCARman78]

"Uh! Look at these baby mole rat penis shrivels!" xDDD

[TehLawnmowerMan]

Bucktooth Penis don't give a shit!

[TreMoeckel]

they dont look like rufus!!!

[unbonbondechocolate]

Shriveled penises !! LMAO

[cjrluvsdnr]

Who shot this shit? LMAO!

[osbely]

More disgusting than that scene in Alien 3. When the mom alien gives birth to the ghost alien.

[anwarullahkhan]

"JUst has Sex all Day". HAHAHA

[maxclatters]

They look like ding dongs with teeth!

[mozartfx1]

Chuck Norris's penis has teeth.

[SuperSilentgirl]

rufus was defs cuter

[PeeteyP]

This animal truly IS disgusting. But nature doesn't care. Nature doesn't give a shit.

[ComicMuseThalia]

@532131 Beyond the racist ignorance of that comment, you do realize you are talking about your own damn species right? There is something seriously wrong with you...

[chesleycareystar]

MAURY!! MAURY!!

[bexxy115]

MORE RANDALL ANIMAL VIDEOS!!!!!

[TsubakixxSho]

They were definitely cuter on Kim Possible

[aprilshowers70]

This is GREAT........I'd say almost, but not quite, as good as the Honey Badger. I was laughing out loud here at work. Randall you rock!! Love ya!

[psychogirlh]

Jesus Christ WHO SHOT THIS SHIT?

[sok88888]

Hay videos poco atrsctivos

[woahmann1]

how the hell do they feed with those teeth?

[fabulousblue32]

you should do the otter. "Filthy Disgusting Otter" lol

[MegaAgamer]

The baby making mole penises.

[532131]

These rats are just like Mexicans. They would burrow into their tunnel to get to U.S and breed 12 babies in 80 days to anchor them in. Don't get mad cuz it's true.

[JesterAT2000]

@532131 OK. I won't get mad cuz it's true. Cuz it's not. I'll just be disappointed cuz it's ignorant.

[15street0terrorist3]

Lmao

[babieboitj]

funny narration.

[solomru]

XP this is disgusting, Randall!!! But funny as hell. You crack me up and my grandchildren LOVE your narrations. They actually ask me to play them again and actually learn something. :))

[TheEuphorico]

"The baby naked mole penises..."

lmfao

[TheGleeVids]

i wish i was queen mama , sex all day .

[hirsonj]

randall reminds me of kenny from kenny vs spenny...which i'm going to watch right now

[TheGleeVids]

@hirsonj cool story bro

[LissaRuthie]

Hahah this was nasty! I made myself keep watching only to hear him talk

[madhatte73]

The blind AHL-BEE-NOH cave Hoek

[ilikewhalesyeah]

12 to 30. That's such a wide margin lol.

[gabeo8]

Shriveled Toothed Penis's that eat poop.

[MegaJakester36]

Honey badger dont care

[jko249]

So this is Snooki from Jersey Shore sextape looks like.

[maskman21218]

And their teeth are on the outside of their lips! eewwee. Try kissing THAT!

[honeybadgersong]

lmao



[RachelAngelynne]

Eww seriously why did you make me do this shit?! I told you I didn't even want to fucking

hahaha you are a legend

[hondaciviccoupe10]

"Buck tooth penithis! Ewww! Grrrowth!!!" LMAO @ his lisp.

Thumbs up if you think Animal Planet needs to hire this guy.

[zigzagzom]

Naked mole penis ahahahahhah

[voicetube]

Sir.. this is REALLY funny (and yes, Grrr-oss!!) - - Another classic (for those who can stomach it)

[yuri778]

3 lovers.....so the mole rat enjoys anal and oral too?

[SasukeUchiha1951]

Honey Badger don't give shit

[wowdirtsA]

I love naked mole rats.

Not for their looks of course, but because I am fascinated by how they have their own communities and ranks. It's pretty cool.

[lindapg27]

Randall, I didn't think it was possible but you have truly outdone yourself this time! Truly Gross!!! ;D

[YuYuMinako]

Randall, thank you. I have been feeling really down lately until ... The Naked Mole Rat appeared in my inbox. Priceless. "Jesus Christ! Who shot this shit? .... Seriously why did you make me do this shit? I told you I didn't even want to ..." Exactly.

[samgun58]

everyone has to watch this with captions on

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

baby naked mole penis's...really? XD

[madisonalexis13]

7 people are naked mole rats.

[CODforCHARITY]

baby mole rat shrivel penis

[dratsabREVIEWS]

I think this guy likes shriveled penises more than he lets on.

[Spottedleaf5581]

Kim Possible: Rufus looks cute^.^ in cartoon but in life *barf* >.<

[Mrsuperredgum]

"Listen... get ready to get grossed out." Ingenious

[TheInkDreamer]

reminds me of alien lolz

[isaiah77721]

On par with the honey badger. Thank you for getting back to this.

[Evast23]

WTF this is disgusting

[op1655o]

buck tooth penis's lol

[insirtusernamehere]

I was eating a sandwich while watching this. I am not sure if I want to take another bite.

[deffcat]

funny stuff :D

[jerry1dc]

HAHAHA!!

[mamapocalypse]

My god! Dying!

[micositoo45]

they don't feel pain? honey badger don't care, honey badger doesn't give a shit

[sugarofthesea]

wow that's gross

[mrburrito217]

I LOVE THE MUSIC IN THE BACKROUND

[jumpypride]

oh wow

[callmehdark]

I got your app!! It's so fun. HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BUCKTOOTH PENIS'S!

[dmhartner]

are you cereal??? hhahahahah

[SecretAgentSarah8]

Prostitute mole rat?? XD

[XiLZERt]

SHUT UP!  NAKED MOLE RATS ARE CUTE!@#$%^&*()

[missfuzzymittens]

I'll just have sex over here. Thanks stupid. lol

[elcebird10]

make a video about walruses please :<

[cchmen1]

@elcebird10 SCREW DA WALRUSES GO NARWHALS....... no really Randall make an Underwater unicorn video NARWHALS NARWHALS NARWHALS :P

[torinpr]

poop for dinner!

[Atheogen]

They can feel pain. Just not pain from chemical burns. SPECIFICALLY chemical pain from acid, in fact.

[NobodysOffTheHook]

SERIOUSLY, who shot this fucking shit. ROFL.

[VRYUKI]

Hahaha



[TheJackrolland]

So its basically a brothel.

[Shalazen]

LOL! What's for dinner mom? POOP!

[raddaniela]

ARE YOU CEREAL!!!!

[MakeupNeverSleeps]

lmao! the queen penis is a filthy whore. so gross. xxx

[TheShockninja]

Of all the things that would gross Randall out, it had to be the naked mole rat. And do you think The Honey Badger gives a shit about it? Nope!

[pretty0dd22]

oH MY GOD

[MrJustinmiller91]

Ok, they can live 28 years, lets say the queen can start making babies at three years of age, so thats 25 years, that converts to about 9125 days ( yes about, deal with it) divide by 80 days to get 114 cycles in which the queen can have babies, no a litter can range from 12 to 30 so im going to say 21 babies per litter, so one queen can produce on average 2394 babies, thats a lot of poop

[MissRyoko]

Randall, please narrate my life. Please! LOL

[MrJustinmiller91]

snookie?

[cmbdragon666]

Shriveled penises everywhere!!! :D

[Numtard]

Buck tooth penis!!!

[Aspioni]

baby molerat penis shrivels!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[CearyAuryn]

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

[lusciousraen]

LMFAO!

Sadly, my ex-fiance proposed to me with a stuffed toy of Rufus holding my ring...needless to say, we broke up. Perhaps if he had given me a stuffed honey badger or at least a t shirt, things would've been different but in the long run, I don't give a shit

[VeroniqueEmbrace]

Omg ur cracking me up

[VeroniqueEmbrace]

Lol!!

[NLTLjp]

rufus looks better as a cartoon

[DadaisCailinOg1983]

"the baby making mole-penises are born every 80 days.." lmao

[FeistyMongoose]

I was eating... Not anymore..

[Jbelieber17]

Oh Hey Mom Whats For Dinner, POOP! Ok Cant Wait To Have That

[heykeeko]

"foreskin bodies" lolol

[TheBah12345]

wow rufus was cute on kim impossible, these are ugly

[Builderanddestroyer]

@TheBah12345 So you think a stupid cartoon it cute and a real animal is ugly? Your a disgusting person.

[TheBah12345]

@Builderanddestroyer please take a look at a picture of the cartoon mole rate and compare it to these, two very different looking things that's all I was saying.

[facelessdoll123]

hahah the neked penis shrivles

[CommWolffe]

Randall, sorry to be off topic, but my teacher, yes my teacher, told me that you would be in Portland, Oregon at Powells on the 13th, is this true? Just want to get more info so I can meet up. :)

[jacemachine]

There you go Randall. This is what I was talking about! Great video!

[stuntcat666]

wow 28 years they live!! I think they're adorable :)

[1TheHorseLover1]

Ding-dongs with teeth.

[0neRing]

Kill them with fire !!!

[Nancy4591]

Kim Possible

[Sourpusscandy]

OMG! randall, give me freakin nightmares!!! I can't watch it!

[ComicalGus]

fuk dat shit

[MelissaMusical]

JESUS CHRIST! WHO SHOT THIS SHIT? XD

[coolfann1]

I think I just threw up!

[GMdark11]

what a whore XD

[southparkbabyy]

The oedipus reference is what got me. Funny as shitt

[flowerchild724]

Randall...I just have to say...you have out done yourself with this one. :)

[Cheeseychum]

walking penis'

[wahopin]

Too funny Randall.

[FlipB0ricua]

OEDIPUS THE NAKED MOLE RAT PENISdklgjfjgkf gf

[SenorFadeMe]

finally a video without a honey badger reference :')

[jspring0945]

Ding dongs with teeth!

[MsOutspokenOutcast]

Ha ha ha wow that sucks forcing your fellow species to not feel horny meanwhile you get to fuck all day... That damn queen Momma is such a bitch... And a whore

[SantehClaws]

Kim Possible

[KingMKLA]

Shriveled Naked Mole Penis

[crazypeople9642]

Lmao naked mole rats are gross.

[PlaneCDR]

"Who shot this shit!" HAHA

[xpidayx]

i always wanted a naked mole rat cuz of kim possible but then i saw ome in real life....

[thehomosexualmuffin]

you probaly thought that was a naked mole rat.

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NOPE! its Chuck testa!

[heyasharkie]

Ew ew ew ew D8

[forevershining1]

didn't kim possible have a song about naked mole rats?

[KWluvsTheBlackReaper]

@forevershining1 "WHAT IS THAT, THAT FREAKY THANG yes thats right its a naked mole rat COME ON NOW LET THE GIRLIES SING listen to naked mole rat rap"

[forevershining1]

@KWluvsTheBlackReaper hahaha yea! oh my god

[CapumOfOuttaSpace]

This one actually was digusting

[TrollOfReason]

This video is slightly misleading. Most of it's on the money, but the pain-related bit wasn't handled quite as well. "Substance P" is a very specific neuro-chemical that allows nerves to feel burning from acids and capsaicin, the substance that makes peppers hot.

Naked mole rats can feel pain from pinches, cuts, scratches, and cold. Their (shriveled penis) skin is very sensitive, and they're some of the most gentle animals on the planet, but they're immune to acid pain.

THUMBS UP FOR SCIENCE!

[Mirari13]

omg rofl!!!!!

[TheCesar112]

the 2 people that dislike have of sense of humor this is really funny i didnt get to hear randell finish his sentence at the end

[BradCVille]

Well...watching Kim Possible isn't going to be the same anymore :/

[fruitspitters]

naked mole penis omg

[mryungtalentedDJQ8]

"Oh that's disgusting" lmfao that shit is classic

[rorydog02]

FALLOUT 3 brought me here

[titoortiz]

"Thanks a lot stupiiid!"

[superfisto]

Santorum loves the naked mole rat.

[girlscoutingisgr8]

Love you Randall!!!! :0)



[corpusc]

wait i'm confused. i thought randall LOVED penises!

[Zamath119]

@corpusc well i wouldnt want a vagina with teeth, soo....

[sierrbear15]

@corpusc i guess he just doesn't prefer shriveled penises? D: the rest are good.

[starfire2727]

@corpusc but there SHRIVELED penises, that makes all the difference!

[TheWhiteKingsley13]

Hilarious !

[Gropings]

The naked mole rat exhibit at the Oregon Zoo REEKS! But for some reason, I can't help but find them adorable. Less adorable now that I know they eat shit. Why are so many different animal species incestuous, yet their babies don't turn out deformed? :/

[vytautas485]

You guys do all the work, I'll just have sex over here.

[wererook]

eww... this was disgusting Randall, why did you upload this?!?!?!?! Make more videos about cute animals like the water chevrotains.

[LazarheaD]

omgross

[mclement052164]

@popaddict- Roflmfao! i was wondering the same thing too! @ Randall- dude, if those things remind you of penises- then I extend my deepest sympathies.

[painokitos]

RUFUS!!!

[Bret3030]

HA!!

[milihouseblues]

... OH. LOOK AT THESE BABY MOLE RAT PENIS SHRIVELS!

[General420smoke]

lol im glad im human

[dwyImike]

YES!!! Best one since honey badger. Flat-out hilarious.

[vagoperezoso]

CREEPY CUTE. LIKE BABY ALIENS, A NEW WAY OF RE-INVENTING CUTE-NESS.

[goremini181]

im 217 :D

[MsGoodthing1]

Ewwww yucky. The neurotransmitter part was interesting though.

[popaddict]

Jesus Randall.. what kind of penises have you been looking at?!

[peterlustig11235813]

bahhh

[runnikeplus]

um ewwwww