Cancer Star Sign - funny astrology for Cancer Zodiac

[capebee]

My daughter is a Cancer. I love her to death but she really can be a little crab.

[TheRoversReturn96]

spot on for me except the good with kids bit ;)

[RAY4everYANY]

20,July .. ^_*

[MissQueenie7890]

omg! thats so creepy! i'm a cancer and it was spot on for me! ahah!

[cuteluv13]

Every cancer female i know cries a lot .

They cry w/ joy , when their happy , sad .

L0l' , i like cancers thouqh , their so sweet

This is the only siqn thats brinqs a lot of that emotional side of me .

When i need a shoulder to lean on , i have you quys :)

- saqittarius

[CrystalSoulLove88]

I am a cancer and I love being one also lool btw all that is true ^^ lol

[12justakid]

I love being a cancer!!!!!

[ZipTheLine99]

Lol cancers are the best sign

Like this is u agreee :)

GO CANCERS!

[KevGStoneESQ]

Way to go a mile wide and an inch deep craig - impressive. Glad I found your keen insight as opposed to any/every other astrology advisor.

[reynolds919]

preach on brother drama drama drama again Ima scorpio I love my cancers but he has a point

[balitarita]

i am a cancer and that is so true haha lolo i was born on the 7th of july

[balitarita]

i am a cancer and that is so true haha lolo i was born on the 7th of july

[balitarita]

i am a cancer and that is so true haha lolo

[idontkonw100]

BIG UP CANCAR

[TheXOXMONICAXOX]

im proud tooo............... lol

[xSarileinx]

30 june 1991 :)

[lilcutebeth]

am a cancerian and proud,and ahah,very funny:L

like a kettle(:

[july5th1984]

right now i'm singing katy perry and let it shine like the 5th of july cause baby your a firework

[jbfan189]

my mom and my dad are Leo and i CANCER !

[jbfan189]

My b-day is on 4 of July , i >3 my zodic sign

[apollowaterbender8]

july 19th (thank god i was not a leo)

[TheEmerald92]

CANCER Guy - July 6th, 1992 :)

[floweroflife7787]

that's a really shiny toaster

[Mahrahia]

Kettle doesn't describe me. It takes a lot to get me PO'd and even then I don't like drama. I avoid it like the plague.

[RockyBalboa211]

June 25 1989!! :D 

[samigirl22]

cancer to the end! i love bein a cancer!

[Georgie1996x]

We're like a kettle..

[july5th1984]

i'm a cancer july 5th 1984

[jbfan189]

@july5th1984 wow! im 4th

[SkyBlu3Android92]

I'm a Capricorn w/a Cancer rising =) and i'm too sensitive ... oh my gawd lol

[jbfan189]

@Leah9315 im 4th of July too :)

[Leah9315]

@jbfan189 really? coool :D

[terrbbgurl323]

@jbfan189 hey me 3 :))

[SooperMablo]

I'm a Cancer but this is so negative. I'm not like a kettle lol wth. Maybe it's my libra rising. But I am always high-strung tho. P.s. I love Aries & Libras :)

[xSarileinx]

@SooperMablo I'm also cancer/libra and i do love libras, too.. but, aries.. mh, not so much. :D

[LexieBear1]

July 5th. :)) Too bad my mum's a Gemini. I don't get along with her.

[kandycane2000]

june 29th babbbyyyyyy lol 

[rickengothic]

by the way my moom sign is scorpio lol -_-

[rickengothic]

I'm cancer and i get sad for no reason and my stepdad wants me to chill out and get over with but he little understanding about me thou he is libra. But Aries will NEVER understand cancer take a look my bro-in-law he can be an asshole sometimes to me and he trying to break my feelings my sister (cancer) she trying to back off for him a bit. My mom is leo she understand about me well at least thats good.

[aabbccddee11a]

You idiots actually believe this rubbish?

[LENDEHKEMOKAI1]

@aabbccddee11a Everythin they sayin it truth cause that just the way I am.

[janett3333]

June 24 ;)

[andreea140794]

@janett3333 like my father ,but I'm a cancer too (14th July) :)

[lanitana100]

@andreea140794 that's when i was born too!!!!

[andreea140794]

@lanitana100 That's Great! GO CANCER !!!!

[lanitana100]

@andreea140794 lol, YEAH!!!!!!

[One1egendary]

im not a cancer,but that guys hair is beast

[DannyAran117]

June 30th.

[beergirl20]

"DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA and then they're back to normal again!" LOL, that is so us. We are so moody. At least we can laugh at ourselves.

[SpaceMonkie42]

Thank God I've got an Aquarius moon.

[adegamisoumounopano]

i hate being a cancer.. we're too good for this rotten world.. and people (especially women) are too fake and superficial to take time to get to know us..

[obsidianbutterflie]

@adegamisoumounopano wow .. hang in there baby :))

[Kang5030]

@adegamisoumounopano

A foul mood I take it? It has likely passed by now, but still. Cheer up, fellow crab.

This world, for all its flaws, is beautiful beyond measure. If it's rotten, then as fortune has it, there are Cancers around to help make it better.

As for your lady problems... You sound bitter that others are not taking interest in you. Let me remind you of something boy: You are a Cardinal sign. Take an interest in -them-. Be interesting. THEN others will give you the time of day.

[EpicPilloww]

2nd of July. ^_^

[Nova3457]

june 30 cancer all day!

[tequillasunrise8]

The 12th of July.

[thestrangegirl097]

18th July

[ErinD7292]

I Love being a Cancer : )

[TOMBOMB1992]

Nice July 15th

[bubblzz0711]

Explains me perfectly

[megamerryn]

omg, meee allover

[atthespeckofdawn]

I hate to cook, but love to eat.

I HATE ironing clothes. lol.

I can walk around all day, looking

like I'm wearing a crumpled discarded

paper, as long as i'm comfortable :3

[Leah9315]

4th july <=== ^.^

sooo true

[hjuk94]

Wow, this is hilarious -.-

[CasualCartier]

Haha! You Cancers go cry in your shell you little softies!!..lol!......O shit my birthday is June 27!

[pcosfight]

DON'T JUDGE ME CRAIG <3 Princess Diana may your soul RIP. And finally...I totally caught myself walking sideways today....no joke.

[CHRISTINAxTURNER]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS! go cancerrrrrrrrrrrs whoohhhhhh ^_^

[CHRISTINAxTURNER]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS! go cancerrrrrrrrrrrs whoohhhhhh ^_^

[AvatarJL18]

This sums me up well lol. ps. Cancer has the best celestial body (planet, star etc) We have the Moon :D

[AvatarJL18]

This sums me up well lol. ps. Cancer has the best celestial body (planet, star etc) We have the Moon :)

[AvatarJL18]

Im the 18th July - Cancer, a water star sign and a child of the Moon :)

[TrickstaJT]

20th July! -- Cancer all the way! <3

[kk2m2n1]

june 30th baby!

[lemondropwishes]

i'm a Cancer :D sexy, emotional sign lol you gotta love us lol

[JanniPink]

True :D its meeee <3

[flexina]

Hahahaha i am paranoid xD Could these words not fit most people? Everybody has feelings ^^ Though, both my brother and i are born 9 july, we are both quite emotinal :)

[arozdeleche]

It's funny people always think I'm a leo because I appear very self assured and i'm always well groomed... but women are always amazed at the fact that I'm actually a very caring, loving, romanticly sensual person lolol.

[pcosfight]

@arozdeleche the "lolol" at the end made me smile. Us Cancers always lolol when we peak out of our shell.

[elisaisabel]

what about cancer men with libra woman??

[arozdeleche]

I'm a cancer man dating a libra woman... I'd have to say that I'm actually surprised at how well it's been going... just a suggestion; we cancer men love motherly attention and if you can give that to us from the heart... trust me we will give you the world.

[Thewhitedevilisaliar]

June 25th all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[neverwasapunk16]

Cancer power

-July 18th

[sugashawty22]

OMG ME 2!!!

[mithra00808]

haha iam a cancer.... the drama part is so true :P

[Kb738845]

july 17

[xSarileinx]

how true.. but i just love our emotional freak-outs :D 30th june :)

[lemondropwishes]

omg i'm june 29 :D

[jitterbug121]

sounds like me .......

[AQUAMARINETMI]

sounds like me and im a pisces lol

[umishsomethin]

Yes that is really who i am..so funny that is really true! Well i born in july,04 1982..

[demarcomixon]

Thats good that you were born American Independence day.

[MEMYSELFnFAM]

yep! im proud who i am. my b.day is 11 july, the best day ever :) o yea & its 100% true what they r saying.. spot on :D

[NewYorkBattleCat]

@MEMYSELFnFAM

cancerians are awesumm lol, i wish i was a cancer or a leo, sadly im an aries lol

[skysy1]

lmao i do this everyday i mean everyday

[dtsfangirl]

Im a crab and proud lol Spot on by the way =D

[xXxAya1991xXx]

Haha. Cancer and proud. This definitely sounds like me.

[luvmyasianman]

This may not have to do with Cancers, but I love your kitchen. I wish I had your kitchen!

[pinkfairykitty]

it is so truuuue!spooky ya know. im so proud of being a cancerian

[0katerina0]

this is me exactly, scary..

[AstroChartsMadeEasy]

Nice video,

thanks for sharing.

;-)

[DavidGleed]

God I hate being a sensitive, nice guy!

[DJscratchtcher]

I really would make a better girl than a guy.

[Zabuza1981]

Yes,we are all that....and proud of it too...

[MirarulezTV]

:0 that is so like me when it comes to being sneaky ^^

[shaj87]

omg that is soooooooooooo true i am exactly like that i am like a kettle lol