SSI's Shred of the Month: Car - BMW Shredding (P)

[TheGoodDoctor204]

That'll buff out

[MrJaykid50]

That aint your average paper shredder

[sunstarfire]

omg how stupid and brutal can people be? Thumbs down.

[fredriktaaje]

Got a parking ticket ?

[Adam19822000]

So that's what Chuck Norris stomach looks like.

[SirSnivyofNottingham]

Waste of a fine piece of German engineering. Das ist scheise.

[fleiva30]

why a BMW.!! Why not a Mercedez

[MrDjh66]

Can't wait till the tuner cars time is up

[Henzzman]

because you shredded such a classic german car,lets see your shredder survive a ton of termite.

[MetalAnimeGuy]

@Henzzman you mean thermite

[r3dph0n3]

wish it was a chevy

[smiffy1071]

Couldn't they have chosen a modern shitty BMW, instead of an old classic?

[supersaturns]

@smiffy1071 Dime a dozen here in Europe. Not a loss at all. 

[Dune1884]

Car smoke! Dont breath this!

[MrBrianokeeffe]

if it was a mercedes i would cry :(

[sideslide23]

@MrBrianokeeffe pariently the Goverment Cash for Clunkers program they kill the engine and now the shred the cars and sell the metal parts to china

[3312cdfp5674]

which idiot decided to use the BMW 2002?

[Synetearis]

@3312cdfp5674 I was thinking the same...

[AvidAngels]

Sure it can't shred a tiger tank

[Ducati121]

nooooooooo not a 2002

[mraiford]

Now I want one!(The shredder, that is....)

[rifledude102]

omnomnomnom

[sadoid]

Hey wait I need that exhaus-- oh there it goes.. =D

[SaabDropTop]

You can stop worrying about that noise it makes on the freeway now

[Provident000]

dear santa :)

[teckNine2010]

Now you see it...Now you don't.

[MichaelandEdward]

It reminds me of my wife.

[PiMpiN92432]

Poor, poor 2002. Use a Prius or some riced out Honda POS. :/ It's bad enough classic car enthusiasts had to deal with cash for clunkers.

[lynxfoxx]

It looks like it tried to escape.

I can tell by the agony.

[evilegg288]

"I told you we should have asked for directions, but NOOO..."

[WhiteIceMan3]

ANd so begins the Beemer's Club Protest

[sskulyk]

You sick bastards!!! That was a Roundie!!!

[robertcute164]

What do you do for a living?

I shred stuff

[iluvrunescape114]

Better name for this video: Watch us rape the fuck out of this BMW.

[TheSpitfire1698]

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[TheSpitfire1698]

you might need to jump in there on top of the bmw and jump up and down a bit to force it in. Nominees for darwin awards 2011 - APPLY HERE

[outlaw2100]

Is that the "Blendtec Car Fucker Upper"???

[SesyiTeraia816]

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[FUCKZIONISM666]

to slow

[SebastianElf]

that body alone when in good condition is worth thousands of euros here in germany

[javajunkie1961]

@SebastianElf the scrap iron was likely worth more than what you would have sold it as a whole

[animationation]

so uh.....does my insurance cover car shredding...?

[kittyhunter34]

oh shit wrong car sorry bill

[Riot454di]

Don't breathe that!

[musikaffe57]

Now that would be one hell of a rebuild...

[MarverlUniverse]

never hand a chance

[bowtie3]

the crushing of a redneck mustang still beats this vid

[luminaeus]

It's time to unpimp the auto!

[3500P5]

What a shame,not only a round rear light 02,but an early short bumpered one as well (bumper went too!) that means it could have been an early 1600 ,as opposed to a 16-02 :-( FFS,shred a Prius!

[thekkl]

Couldn't you have just shredded one of those 'modded' e30s? No one cares about those anyways.

[bmw0208]

why a 2002 bmw you idiot? could you of not got another shitter and shredded that

[gumby1008]

@bmw0208 agreed a 2002 is a fantastic car regardless of condition

[MultiMonster69]

shear carnage.....love it

[woodnsteel19]

What-smashing isnt cheaper or what?

Dosnt this cost more than the wrecking ball approach?

[tavis5500]

alright annoying kiddies that were never aborted, who wants a free ride in the magical car of fun

[ciandude26]

classic bmw, i would have kept it, but pretty cool, wish it went faster

[reddin3181]

In soviet russia....

[iluvrunescape114]

I hope Justin Bieber was in the trunk.

[TheRandomnessMachine]

@iluvrunescape114

You have one 1 free internet.

[rccrawlers101]

@iluvrunescape114  hahahaha

[Neocorteex]

@iluvrunescape114

Don´t forget, Rebecca Black and Lady Gaga..

[magicfngrz]

Now there's your problem.

[tommymyturn]

OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

[danburda]

WANT TO BUY THIS SHREDDER AT HALF PRICE

SHREDDERHOTLINE

TITANSHREDDERS

MAKERS OF SHREDDERS

DROP US A LINE

[jsm141285]

I guess I missed it... where was there a nice car..?

[klasse2bub]

Shredding an classic. Nice going!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vvlturn]

u realy hate you guys

[WMH435]

@vvlturn LOL Was that your car

[vvlturn]

@WMH435 no xD but its a nice car dude

[WMH435]

@vvlturn You mean was a nice car :)

[GUSRULZ445]

@vvlturn at least it got a dignified ending XD

[vonkiser]

@colonelerotic  no he doesnt shave with it, thats what he has to defecate in, only thing that will break it up. lol

[TheSonicGod]

Somehow Mythbusters is going to have to use one of these in their show.

[TheRealMusje]

This is NOT what I meant with try to get as many cars as possible into my garage!

[TankCrusher210]

Vote up if you want to see a Prius shred!

[bradkrit]

Imported from Germany 30 years ago to become shredded debris in a dumpster!

[51362879]

@bradkrit Yeah, but it looks like it didnt' go down without a fight.

[prometheusz]

Reminds me of my ex

[na5m]

Put an M1A1 Abrams main battle tank in that mauve!

[colonelerotic]

Now put a baby in...

[grahamkeithtodd]

i have taxed worse

[richardmaudsley77]

Why a 2002 of all things?

[scrfce123]

Nooooo....  That was a 2002. I would kill to restore a classic BMW like that. It wasn't in bad condition either.

[hotboi745]

That thing gobbles shit up like a fat woman at McDonalds.

[ROCKSOLID19]

@hotboi745 BMW are superior to some fat bint in McDonalds

[bdawg977]

@hotboi745 lol

[hotboi745]

@bdawg977 omg I haven't seen this comment in like 5 months. I just rofl'd hahahha.

[SleptWithUrWife]

@hotboi745 that comment brought the lulz

[hotboi745]

@SleptWithUrWife good to know :')

[MrTpengineer]

@hotboi745 So true...

[priced80]

Whats actually the point in this anyway? Is it to prevent tax dodging or something?

[priced80]

What happens if you try to shred one of these shredders. Would it cause a black hole?

[priced80]

what happens if you try to shred one of these shredders. End of the universe?

[TheTechAdmin]

I love how it slows down, and you know it's coming, something's going to catch. It does, then NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Benobot99]

3 things. 1: Optimus Prime can now be defeated. 2:Superman is no longer invulnerable to ANYTHING. 3. I would not wanna be in that car while it's in there.

[MrAbsurde]

Shred a house please :)))))

[Sparclen]

Lol, boys and their toys.

[awsome5ful]

if a guy was in there lol XD

[andysim232]

would have worked even better if the machine had some ketchup.

[SanandreasKing23]

whole grain bmw (breakfast-metal-wheats)

[emolicioush]

true dat to both of u

[bullseye93412]

I think I speak for everyone when I say it would be more entertaining if justin beiber was in the trunk.

[ROCKSOLID19]

@bullseye93412 Yes

[Kyoruakaio]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[D3STRUKT0R99]

If you put a Volvo in there you'd probably need a new shredder.

[psychotikpaisano]

$10,000 to whoever takes all the bits and puts the car back together!

[0rmick]

If I never make it as a programmer, I am so going to put in an application with these guys.

[jaguarkid140]

I want to see it fight an abrams tank.

[MatCumb]

noooooooooooooo give it to meeeeee xDDD

[mrdinosaur10]

dose the car still work

[jasonrtaylor]

@mrdinosaur10 NOT ANYMORE.

[Khalduknight]

Falcon... SHRED!!!

[alaitain]

it did do a very fast job. need some pressure on top. then it would have done better

[0rmick]

@alaitain But it would have been boring as hell to watch!!!

[juanmanuel7712]

POBRES COCHES

[brainslay3r]

I wonder if that thing could shred another pri-max... hmm

[littleseanx]

@brainslay3r prolly could if you put it in there in pieces.

[rodrigo777mo]

adios BMW 2002 :"(

[stelios16fsi]

poor bmw.....

[torterralikespiefilm]

Son:Mommy can i borrow your car and drive it to the junk yard

Mother: sure

[hootergirlsrhot]

put justin bieber in there

[MousseEnBiday]

Imagine that that thing would be the next way to kill peoples in a horror movie...

[Venomrs4]

Any reason for wasting a bmw? Shoulda done a mustang instead....

[highdeserthater]

@Venomrs4 i saw a rusty stripped down beamer. a whole beamer, that would be bad,.

[flatout25]

@Venomrs4 no no there doing the right thing, wasting cars that are worth a crap is aweful, they shred these cars for a reason

[littleseanx]

@Venomrs4 i would presume because its old and probably isnt in that great of shape

[rolande59]

Will it blend? That is the question..

[sultels]

My brother has a 'nice' Ford Mondeo that could do with this treatment

[killman369547]

@sultels nah tow it behind a 747 when the engines are at full power then do this

[skidMarkNZ]

why is it you guys only ever shred german cars lol

[GWR4079]

put a range rover defender in there

[fearthecat]

You created a fantastic machine. Such a shame then that you use it to destroy another fantastic and beautiful machine.

[ciakaida]

@wizard101emily any good reason for this or just because you have some mental problems?

[ciakaida]

@wizard101emily that's your problem. in this case i rather kill you and save all the snakes.

[Stealthgato]

Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen my BMW?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's in that dumpster over there.

Guy 1: Dude, there's only dust and little metal parts in there.

Guy 2: *trollface* I know.

Guy 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[sixstringsmark]

That forklift operator sure knows what they're doing!

[Agarthalien]

C'est puissant comme broyeur !

[steelcitysy]

id fuckin love to drop a couple of pakis into that thing.........

[gooseintrunks]

like a hot wheells in a blender!!

[Claubuza]

Wahaha that's what happened to Norman Jayden. ='(

[yelkin2]

i still want that bimmer. it's just like a very verylarge puzzle

[Guitarledgend0123]

GET IN MAH BELLY!

[Helloween85]

too slow

[relfexreaction]

what's gonna happen to the metal?

[skodas]

another rare BMW gose to car hevan

[sauceboss69]

OK, SSI, that was really stupid. I'd like to see an SSI PRI-MAX shredder tossed into the maw of one of those giant Vermeer shredders. Along with the person who thought shredding a 2002 was a good idea.

[cumesoftware]

@sauceboss69 Agree!

[Thebimmerlover]

anormais pá , um lindo bmw..

[badbob1983]

No, the shredder does not take on the car and win. Look at how much it jams up.

[colonelerotic]

I hear Chuck Norris shaves with one of these things...

[E2theSamps]

@colonelerotic

Not his beard. Just his balls.

[colonelerotic]

@E2theSamps But he has to be careful not to go too deep and get his balls stuck in there because they will break the shredder.

[Jaythedrummerman]

@colonelerotic shaves his sack you mean.

[mobilalabama]

@colonelerotic

[tropicjester12]

@colonelerotic actually he wipes his ass with it lol

[eddohan]

@colonelerotic

LOOOOOOL!

[thaik1]

chuck norris doesnt get shredded, the shredder gets chuck norrised

[TheRandomnessMachine]

@thaik1

that was awesome. I LOVE YOUR WAY OF THINKING. 8D

[SEWegman]

I love JDM too, but even Nissan lovers like me have to say that the 2002 was a sick car. I wouldv'e rather they turn the shell into an autocrosser/ road racer. That is what I wouldv'e done. Be smart. Don't destroy cars.

[ps13215033]

HOLY SHIT, THAT IS A 2002'S BODY! THERE MAY BE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS THAT! WHAT A WASTE... my mother and principle said that they would want to take a trip inside the machine, how do i contact you guys?

[sidewayznut2009]

WTF A BMW 2002????????

Just about any other BMW would be fine that is one of the most sought after BMWs and was worth atleast $1,500~$2000 cash

[hatefulvengeance]

@sidewayznut2009 I guess they prefer JDM cars :P

[sidewayznut2009]

@hatefulvengeance Probably not those are worth big money in Japan also I seen one just in ok condition and it was bringing 20k over there.

Probably red necks.

[Wattstone]

OM NOM NOM NOM

[CallastateProd]

A beautiful 2002... gone... :(

[SEWegman]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!?!?! THAT WAS A BMW 2002!!!! THOSE THINGS WERE AWESOME!!!! This is my problem with wasting cars. Don't destroy it, restore it and send it to a country in poverty!!! I bet they would have loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stratovani]

Every car we've ever owned will eventually wind up like this. No exceptions. It's the way of the world. I wonder if there's a car heaven?

[mellotrongirl]

I bet the radio still works

[opyner]

The first time I watched this, depression. Now, on the second watch, anger. WHY a 2002!? This is the least fitting death ever. If this car had to die, it should have been out blasting on some back road not fed into this piece of shit.

[Remald1]

could not have agreed more

[opyner]

I literally cried while watching this video.

[2005teppo]

2002 turbo

[RedPolackMotors]

man I love BMW's

why could you people shred a honda

that bimmer was a classic

[Gaspipenicklioni]

I'd hate to fall into that thing!

[CraigBMW2002]

What a waste! There were a lot of good parts on that classic BMW. Shred a Ford Explorer, Expedition or Chevy Tahoe/Suburban instead!

[BigAgitator]

@CraigBMW2002 yeah- shred something that is a piece of shit, not something that can still provide parts/transportation.

[CraigBMW2002]

The big SUVs are the big pieces of gas-guzzling, prone to roll-over pieces of shit. The BMW 2002 is a classic, a car that was ahead of its time, one the Automobile Magazine selected as one of the 50 best of the past 50 years. Parts on the BMW shredded were worth at least $1500 -- economic stupidity. I could have used the rear quarter pannels for my 1971 2002.

[BigAgitator]

@CraigBMW2002 we're saying the same thing. I own a classic car and can appreciate the value of the bmw. Shred a ford exploder or something that's busted and worthless, not something that is sought-after and rare.

[frohman3]

Well. They probably took out anything that's salvageable.

[WhoeverIWishToBe]

nomnomnomnomnomnom