Somebody in my town, Grand Rapids, MI, hacked into a highway sign, so we had "COCK JUGGLING THUNDER-CUNT" in neon red on a giant black sign at a major thruway, for a while just in the last couple days. Ha ha, too bad nobody took a picture of it, I can't find one on the internet...
"The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need" - Urban Dictionary, Thundercunt. It is appropriate.
You KNOW it's a great insult when "Horse humping bitch." is just the WARM UP insult. Honestly, I don't think there was silver in the ventilation shaft. I think they died from how hurtful King's insults were.
Not the best. Malcolm Tucker is the best time and time again.
"Ellis, Rob, lil ball cock jockey and the leaky fucking minge box, go back to your desks and prepare for briefing, now!"
"Your assistant? This situation here, is this it? No offense son, but you look like you should still be in school with your head down a fucking toilet"
"I just came from a briefing with a nine year old child, when I left I nearly tripped over his fucking umbilical cord"
aka Kyle's mom. On par is: Shit faced cock master. Ass-raped uncle fucker. Pole dancer. Shit meandering batty boy. Hitler. Fucking asshole is always a classic send off.
I think the best one is either: 1)DRAKE: Blade, are you ready to die? BLADE: I was born ready, muffucka. DRAKE: Motherfucker. I like that. 2)CHIEF OF POLICE: I can't! They are gonna kill me! BLADE: Kill you?! What the fuck, nigga?! I'm gonna kill you!!. But i's a personal opinion :D :)
best insult ever: hey man dont give me none of that cockyass, yardburn,pumpin iron im the baddest motherfucker ever lived bullshit , that might work on some jonny redneck bailjumper . but that dont mean shit to me
(n.) A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil.
Agreed. I hated the movie overall, but this guy was great in the movie. He literally saved it. Hands down this was the best scene in the whole movie. The next best scene was when he was with the 'mutant' dogs... "That's a NICE smile you have there".
huh? cock juggling thunder cock? hmm, wot movie is this? , meh ill rate it 5stars anyway, u kno cuz im nice and im tryin 2 make u look gd.......yeaaa.....
no the greatest insult is:
your a bigger failure then your dad's condom.
jamesbond7477 1 month ago
@jamesbond7477 never heard that one. . . nice! :)
ponquinful 2 days ago
Too bad the epicness of this insult gets raped by the atrocious sound quality.
SpamOfCan 1 month ago
Carlin would be proud. *salutes*
PlagueIndustry 1 month ago
not as good as cum guzzling gutterslut
freakazoid2818 1 month ago
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stupid fucking anussap drinking worthless dickless ballsack eating motherfucking wanking cocksucking aids infected fucking parasite full of goddamn motherfucking shitfaced dickswallowing sadistic penislicking animalfucking crackwhore fucking bitch ass shit for brains fatherfucking inbreed circumsized penis full of herpes dickeating cockroach sniffing bloodsucking tittytwisting monkeyspanking assdrilling assmunching buttfucking cuntbashing usseless fucking cunt in a motherfucking PISSFACTORY! ;)
halfpipefreak 1 month ago
not as good as "you chabadda bread lovin fuckin wooden cock suckin faggot!"
gta4popper4 1 month ago
I like the part where he says "cock juggling thunder cunt"
Molkayhee 1 month ago
If you think that was the best. go watch Casino.
fraroc 2 months ago
0:25 for the insult.
toomanymutants 3 months ago
personally i think 'donkey raping shit eater' is a far superior insult.
buginabassbin 3 months ago
Niggardly Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt
(i think the niggardly makes it better)
TooTooBang 3 months ago
Tunder cunts are on the move Thundercunts are loose Thunder ThunderThunder Cunts
Spystreak 3 months ago
HAPPY 35TH BIRTHDAY, RYAN REYNOLDS, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!
littledebbie187 4 months ago
dude that was kinda lame
reduvio 4 months ago
Man, and I thought "OOOooohhWHATtheFUCK EVER!!" from Waiting was his greatest line!! lmao!!!
nauort23 4 months ago
great clip, bad sound
jreliford34 4 months ago
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6 thunder cunts on here so far.
orrbey1975 4 months ago
the only good part of blade trinity
a1b26600 4 months ago
@leprachaun007 Blade Trinity
Renagade2332 5 months ago
00:18 your welcome
declandowney 5 months ago
i love her reaction
declandowney 5 months ago
Needs a remix with the Thundercats theme:
"Thunder thunder thunder thunder CUNT!"
Secundas 6 months ago 3
did he say cock juggling thunder cunt?
MrR41N80WJ3WZ 7 months ago 2
god bless Hannibal King <3
chandlerPAxo 7 months ago 5
WIN.
bitchingood 7 months ago
It sounds a lot better when you dont record it with your dick.
CHTWillCome723 8 months ago
Somebody in my town, Grand Rapids, MI, hacked into a highway sign, so we had "COCK JUGGLING THUNDER-CUNT" in neon red on a giant black sign at a major thruway, for a while just in the last couple days. Ha ha, too bad nobody took a picture of it, I can't find one on the internet...
nebraskafrankcourtny 8 months ago 3
"The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need" - Urban Dictionary, Thundercunt. It is appropriate.
shogundapker 9 months ago 20
@shogundapker LOL good work
CHTWillCome723 8 months ago
it should be a super hero name
sushimaster17 9 months ago 2
what movie is this from?
troyboy416 9 months ago
@troyboy416 Blade Trinity
j6daz 9 months ago
Totally shit film, totally awesome insult.
writerdave87 10 months ago
4 people are in fact cock juggling thunder cunts
PaggosIchor 10 months ago 3
"Cock juggling thundercunt." I'm gonna use that sometime!
AFlyleafFan 10 months ago
0:15 TRIPLE H
ipayaman 11 months ago
You KNOW it's a great insult when "Horse humping bitch." is just the WARM UP insult. Honestly, I don't think there was silver in the ventilation shaft. I think they died from how hurtful King's insults were.
raterroyale 1 year ago 30
I think "horse humping bitch" is funnier haha. Anyone else think that she is fine as hell in a weird way?
boondockrasta 1 year ago
0:14 was that Triple H from WWE?
TheR0flman 1 year ago 2
@TheR0flman yeah :P
Fishilisation 11 months ago
@Fishilisation heh, like anybody cared.
TheR0flman 11 months ago
Can we start a petition to get that line in the Green Lantern movie?
jetfire851 1 year ago
@jetfire851 hell yeah!
linkuei83 1 year ago
Thanks For Posting This Hark3t I Officially Love You, You Cock Juggling Thundercunt! LOL
kenia103104 1 year ago
Her face after he says it (at 0:21) is fucking priceless!
BrownCow360 1 year ago
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Lebon546 1 year ago
Yes...Just...Yes
Lebon546 1 year ago
Far too funny!! Love Ryan Reynolds and Blade Trinity is an awsome film xxx
amilois1 1 year ago
what is this from? XD
pickledfish64 1 year ago
@pickledfish64 Blade: trinity
IndianaParkWars 1 year ago
4 ppl are cock juggling thundercunts
poisonheadcrab 1 year ago 4
cock ..juggeling...THUNDERCÖNT!!!!
Gunnar28 1 year ago
Not the best. Malcolm Tucker is the best time and time again.
"Ellis, Rob, lil ball cock jockey and the leaky fucking minge box, go back to your desks and prepare for briefing, now!"
"Your assistant? This situation here, is this it? No offense son, but you look like you should still be in school with your head down a fucking toilet"
"I just came from a briefing with a nine year old child, when I left I nearly tripped over his fucking umbilical cord"
CyKoPathiK12 1 year ago
aka Kyle's mom. On par is: Shit faced cock master. Ass-raped uncle fucker. Pole dancer. Shit meandering batty boy. Hitler. Fucking asshole is always a classic send off.
GnariusFestivus 1 year ago
Yo chill out Van Wilder
camparianbliss 1 year ago 5
It's so powerful an insult, it actually has concussive force.
Cloud551 1 year ago
FYI: Horse Humping Bitch is also a good insult.
BigLumpyTool 1 year ago 2
classic.
oldskooldoritos 1 year ago
Half the reason it's so good is her reaction to it.
jarvisel 1 year ago
@jarvisel I don't really think she was listening to him rather dying.
screamwriter1 1 year ago
I thought this was awesome till I found out it was used in a movie before this --- This guy says it way better though.
robert2bfootball 1 year ago
@robert2bfootball what movie was this used in before? i can't seem to remember and it's going to bother me.
fckfacedro 1 year ago
i didnt hear it, could you upload it in .gif format? It has better soundquality.
zimonslot 1 year ago
I think the best one is either: 1)DRAKE: Blade, are you ready to die? BLADE: I was born ready, muffucka. DRAKE: Motherfucker. I like that. 2)CHIEF OF POLICE: I can't! They are gonna kill me! BLADE: Kill you?! What the fuck, nigga?! I'm gonna kill you!!. But i's a personal opinion :D :)
northernsurvivor 1 year ago
YOU HORSE HUMPING BITCH!
ItsJR516 1 year ago
best insult ever: hey man dont give me none of that cockyass, yardburn,pumpin iron im the baddest motherfucker ever lived bullshit , that might work on some jonny redneck bailjumper . but that dont mean shit to me
the devils rejects
ischa666 1 year ago
(n.) A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil.
mustrapefoley 1 year ago
Hmm, I wonder which came first. Weeds or this movie.
LamaaraShishani 2 years ago
You're kidding, right? Blade Trinity outdates Weeds by a good 5 years.
poisonthescene 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahaahah fuck thats good
MrCHODE67 2 years ago
lol!
X1XGUSX1X 2 years ago
is that Triple H?
guitarsrock1987 2 years ago 4
yup
PANCHOSEXCNESS 2 years ago
@guitarsrock1987 Yeah its him
H83tr3d 1 year ago
Ha I knew a Thunder Cunt once
that shit was epic
DarkWeetus 2 years ago
hard to make out
TheSaddell 2 years ago
lol!!!!!
dedria9 2 years ago
that's fucking ryan reynolds.
retards.
shannontara89 2 years ago 2
only reason to watch this movie, this character. funny funny funny.
spouseoflife 2 years ago
Thattttt's mah Deadpool.
suitov 2 years ago 3
what movie is this from rofl...
I heard this as a sample in a song, and i was vibing to it and suddenly i hear "YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT!"
kpuff101 2 years ago 4
Blade Trinity
WarlordW 2 years ago
Blade 3 i think.
Hope it'd correct and im sure it is.
Enjoy.
DemonInside100 2 years ago
What was the song?
Robbosmokes 2 years ago
dude should be cast more
free322001 2 years ago
Shitting Dicknipple.
ToddlerObliterator 2 years ago 2
Lol Urban dictionary that word it's actually known as the most offencive word.
HaloLvl43Legit 2 years ago
ive made up sum like cum gargiling gutter slut,and pussy pop off and silly suck fucker lol
craigoigus101 3 years ago
"cum gargling gutter slut" Wow...that's awesome. Can't wait for the occasion to use it lol.
dermarti7 2 years ago
hahaha i like that one!!!
sounduser 2 years ago
lmao that is awesome. This dude absolutely MADE this movie
dermarti7 3 years ago
Agreed. I hated the movie overall, but this guy was great in the movie. He literally saved it. Hands down this was the best scene in the whole movie. The next best scene was when he was with the 'mutant' dogs... "That's a NICE smile you have there".
jukingeo 2 years ago
how is this the best insult ever???
camelot1234567890 3 years ago
thanks for putting this up here, you cock juggling thundercunt!!
lemmedasker 3 years ago 76
hmmm ive been using that insult for months now but i didn't know till now where i got it from
spearmint1991 3 years ago
I've been looking for this everywhere..
god bless you!!
yusefdoodie 3 years ago 35
ha gotta love tht insult no one can beat it
Deathatheart 3 years ago
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huh? cock juggling thunder cock? hmm, wot movie is this? , meh ill rate it 5stars anyway, u kno cuz im nice and im tryin 2 make u look gd.......yeaaa.....
123crunchycookie456 3 years ago
Is Blade Trinity, and its cock juggling thunder cunt, u cock juggling thunder cunt
Hark3t 3 years ago 10
lol
harket12345 3 years ago 4