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  • I remember getting a book with a bunch of strategies for how to beat games, which pretty much told the game in detail and everything. It had this game in the list, and just READING about this game gave me chills, especially me imagining that this was actually an NES game that existed.

  • That tiny little smile on Marks face when the princess appears.. made it all worthwhile.

  • I had the urge to scream when Bert showed up....gah! I still shudder at the ending...

    Mark: "Yay! I won! Woot a beautiful princess! OMG! SHE'S A MONSTER! HOLY CRAP! MY SKIN'S MELTING! Oh thank god it was just a dream..."

    Bert: "Or was it..."

    Mark: O_O;

  • WTF? And this was a kid's nes game! Would of been scared shitless!

  • I wish the more dsturbing creatures and ideas from the beta version (the man-spider, ect) had oozed into this more. The title screen with blood opposed to slime- ideal!

  • Again, glad I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.

  • bert the monster who molest children

  • Hahaahaha, the music is so totally of that era :D brings back memories; all of em sound like pokemon music

  • I just showed this to my mom, she didn't even believe that this happened in the original version.

  • LOOK AWAY FROM THE ARK OF THE COVENANT MARK! LOOK AWAAAY!

  • Wow imagine playing this game , you get scared as fuck when you see the princess turning into the monster and after when you realize it was just a dream you are all like relieved but then when bert shows up sayin "lets go again"! man i swear this ending is fucked up beyond belief

  • The opening song pisses me off. Idk why.

  • If I was Mark:

    "Thank GOD, no more of this crap! Oh, a present? Maybe this'll pay off! OH BABY! A PRINCESS! Maybe she'll be my girlfri- HOLY CRAP!! WHAT THE HELL!?!? AHHHH!!! Woah! Holy- I'm alive! THANK GOD!! IT WAS JUST A DREAM!! TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL! :D Wait, what the he-"

    "Let's go again!"

    "NO! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEEING MYSELF, FIGHTING MONSTERS, AND STUPID CRAP! NOW OUT OF MY WAY, I'D MUCH RATHER GO TO FREAKING SCHOOL THAN DO THIS CRAP!! *pushes* *leaves*"

  • mario 2 refrence

  • "Let's go again!"

    Wow, what an ass hole...

  • This time the Irate Gamer brought me here instead of AVGN.

  • Hopefully my memory's not rusty, but I believe that the intro music is from the SNES game "Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars." It's from the stage called "Forest Maze."

    It's a great game and I recommend checking it out if you get a chance!

  • where was that Intro Music you got there from?

  • um....this is a kids game, right?

    'cause if i played this game when i was a kid, i'd have nightmares for about a month.

  • @megasonic5678 I played it as a kid and thought it was funny and fun. All the monster were just crazy stupid, but funny. "Watch me dance!" was truly funny.

  • Wellll... That was shitastical

  • i dun no why, but this game would be a prefect release for "Little Monsters", considering that they both suck :D

  • wtf kind of ending is that?????????? I thought this game was intended for kids!!!!!!

  • Cloud8745 told me that this ending is screwy. I completely agree.

  • @SapphireCarbuncle009 ditto :p

  • O.O

  • Hide yo kids hide yo wife!

  • A lot of this game is comedic in nature... so why's the ending so frigging dark?

  • I was expecting Freddy Krueger to appear and tell Mark, "Now you are one of my children!!!!"

  • Stripper birthday cake

  • AH YEAH, This is getting hot

  • Cypheron48.

  • ok i know htis sound really like im a pussy but when i was younger i was really afraid of this ending. and btw dosent it look like bert is turned evil i mean when he opens the door it looks more that he will hit mark with the bat then give it too him

  • no i mean bert cause thats the bats name

  • Bert:Lets go again

    Mark:Fuck off Bert! I just fought through 9 rounds of monsters that you could have probably beaten yourself and risked my 12 year old ass to save you and you give me a fucking princess that transforms and sicks her minions on me?! Kiss my ass! (Beats Bert up with his bat and shouts HOME RUN)

  • Bert:Lets go again

    Mark: Hell no! you made me fight a bunch of scary monsters to save your ass and then try to give me a princess who turns into a monster and tries to kill me...and expect me to do it again?! (beats him up with the baseball bat)

  • Let's go again? Fuck you, Bert. I put my 12 year old ass on the line to help your shit and you didn't even -need- me! And after all that shit's done you give me a princess in a box.

    Ass.

  • It was the adventure all a dream? how unoriginal, I already seen something like this a million times

  • @Andr286 Yeah. Inception did it.

  • Get the fuck off mah property!

  • what is the music inthe begining of the video can some one tell me

  • @python7275

    A remix of "Beware the Forest's Mushrooms" or "Geno's Woods"

  • @princessZelda089

    thanks for your kind answer :)

  • @python7275

    No problem. =3

  • fuck mark its like groundhog day with monsters

  • nah IG ending is better xD

  • @smiLe0795 there is nothing better about IG  hes a pathetic idiot who rips off the AVGN

  • @Grimlock316 say it to his face not mine lolz..

  • Best Bandai game ever.

  • I absolutely HATED this ending - it turned the game into a mobius strip!

  • I felt defiled while watching this

  • I was told the ending to this game was creepy... i was not dissapointed O_o

  • This game seems cute, then... EVIL! I was so freaked out to learn about this game.

    It's like a NES screamer.

    The people who made this game later made Clock Tower.

    Explains a lot.

  • Eyerape.

  • you know if you really think about it this ending is telling us something. Maybe those creatures you fought werent "monsters". I mean look at what they say: "watch my dance", "my legs asleep" , "HI!!!!". Maybe bert was the real monstor. and this was a case of self defense for those other monsters. Also maybe that present Bert gave Mark was really his way of taking control of his life. So know Mark is to spend an eternity obeying bert and never to see his family again. Now THATS SCARY

  • @Zanabar828 or u could just think of it as a shitty old game and leave it at that :D

  • @Zanabar828 Come to think of it, one of the monsters said "Don't pick on me." *sudders*

  • @Zanabar828 Woah! That's deep man!

  • @Zanabar828 Now what is frightening is the fact you sat down and figured this out.....NOW I'M SCARED!!!

  • @Zanabar828 That is deep, man. I remember playing this game back in the day and actually being scared of talking onion rings.

  • @Zanabar828 Wow thats so true. Probably not a coincidence that you have to take a pink pill either

  • That is the most effed up ending a children's game ever had...

  • This is as f'ed up as the Silent Hill Series "Dog Ending." X(

  • Dreams of monsters, demons, creepy landscapes, and blood. Nothing unusual.

  • What a fucked up ending, shit.

  • That princess is HOT :D

  • @pawel1818 Uh...those are pixels.SQUARES my friend.I suggest you to visit a doctor.

  • if i was mark i would have pulled a gun out and killed princess and then bert

  • @joemancool

    You mean a bat?

  • It was all a dream! Well F***! I could have dreamed about Ice Cream.

  • what a shitty game with an even shitty ending

  • @fawfuler this game is amazing and awesome D:<

  • well that was...freaky.

  • This must be how schizophrenia looks from the inside. Mark totally went on a crazy rampage with a bat the night before, and Bart's his Tyler Durden.

  • Why do people think this is scary?

  • oh..so this is supost to be a kid game eh?great....now even I will have nightmares.fucken monster party

  • If you think this is scary,DON'T PLAY HOTD 4

  • I'm glad I picked this game up at a yard sale. I felt sorry for those poor fuckers, taking home 7 nes games including Metroid, Contra, and Super Contra for only 3 bucks.

  • what was this about!?!?!

  • What was this rated?

  • BEANS !

  • What is the music at the begining

  • @trainguy13 It's a variation of the Forest Maze music from Super Mario RPG.

  • I did beat it as a kid and it did give me nightmares.

  • This video is a better quality. I played ths game before and it was fun. Thanks 4 uploading.

  • i think mark will said "no you mother fucker!"

    and kill bert with his own bat.

    HELL YAH!!!!

  • no me gusto el final, no que te tenia que ver la princessa ni siquiera supe bien porque lo llevo ber a mark alla, ya que no se supo porque se comportaron ni nada, lo unico genial es cuando traia el bat, ya que sabia que ese es su ''arma'' jaja

  • @raullandable Imagino que no estás muy familiarizado con el cine de horror. Películas como "Necronomicon", "Pesadilla en la Calle del Infierno", "Hellraiser V" y especialmente "Invasores de Marte", usan ideas similares en sus tramas.

    Me gustó mucho el final, es todo un homenaje a los filmes de terror.

    "Antes me daba miedo soñar, pero ya no... porque no importa que tan malo sea el sueño, cuando despierto, siempre es peor". Sigourney Weaver en "Alien: Resurrection" (edición especial)

  • @santillanstudio creo q tienes razon ;)

  • and its obvious that the makers of this game were on some serious drugs at the time, either way this is one of the cooler endings, of any format (Book, T.V., games, etc.)

  • What's the name of the intro song? I know i've heard it from another game but can't figure it out right now...

  • @cabeleraMFSP you can't forget that awesome song!!! Its "Beware the forest mushrooms" from super mario RPG on the SNES =p

  • but just listen to the music! that's good music!!

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  • I thought all the monsters were going to have a party at the end =(

  • ............. I feel sorry for any child that played and beat this game, good god thats terrible, its not even slightly funny, im glad I was a kid raised up on mario, pokemon and Zelda.

  • worst ending ever.... mabey not...

  • "the ending is horrible. It's not even in HD!" -irategamer

  • WORST...ENDING...EVER...

  • i like the reactions people give threw out the whole ending

    princess comes out of the box - alright awesome

    princess turns into a monster and you melt/die - well that sucks

    wake up it was a dream - oh no you did not pull "it was just a dream" stunt on me

    monster shows up at the door saying let's do it again- oh no, no friggin' way

    then some people sit and think "what that's it, maybe i have to do something to get a better ending"

  • I thought the game had a lame "it was all a dream" ending ... and then I saw Bert, baseball vat in hand. O__o"'

  • Honestly this doesn't seem like a bad game and since the irate gamer said it was bad I now know it must be a pretty good game.

  • mark is a pussy

  • @ScottMarkSmith he is a pussy but y he so pussy at end?

  • Lo jugaba cuando tenia 3 años :)

  • :36 Cool a sex slave!

    :40 On no!

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  • oh my fucking god the for kids!! that scare me fuck off but why the game make this for kids?

  • @Idiot0666 ...what?

  • @Areyououtofurmind

    He's called an "idiot" for a reason.

  • come to think of it...1:13-1:25 sounds like old pokemon games like fire red...

  • Its interesting how they changed the original Japanese names in the ending back then.

  • So why is Bert pink in the cutscenes, but like teal when you transform into him?

  • Mark:"I destroyed the monsters!"

    Princess:"No, Mark. You are the monsters."

    And then Mark was a zombie.

  • @Magitek111 Damn you and your funny ass comment.

  • the one thing good about the end....nice toon at bert with the bat....could listen to that on mp3

  • wow its a kids game idiots going around killing skeletons and a grim reaper boss, and what makes it ESPECIALLY a kids game is the blood and skeleton heads on poles. even the ending was perfect! a princess turning into a monster then you turning into one. and the INSANE difficulty helped too! good job editors! teach kids life is all fright and no fun and giving children in trouble for pissing in their bed! you guys REALLY pulled through with this one! great job......>:(... faggots...

  • @TheDictator4life ESRB didn't really exist then... So not much could be done. People would just look at the cover and just assume it's a kid's game.

  • @Conkerfan364 what about nintendo power....and i probably have to type some damn code to post this

  • @TheDictator4life i was right

  • i like how from the beginning its slow and at 0:41 it gets faster. then 0:51 it gets holy shit awesome fast. and it goes back to the 0:41 speed. i like it :D

  • SCARYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!----=0

    

  • is it me or can you always expect a f**ked masterpeice from the good folks at human entertainment?

  • well the guy was a monster after all.... damn :S

  • how stupid do you think kids are. of course he'll say no

  • @MdMedia21

    That's why there's no sequel. :P

  • This is kinda like the shit they pulled in Super Mario Bros. 2. The game was just a dream.

  • "Let's go again"? How about "no"!

  • Actually this game has a good message in it (sort of...)

    Dont take mysterious treasure chests from strangers

  • Kids, don't take gifts from strangers...

  • Wow, i dont think that if u made me go on some freaky quest to kill some evil monsters and then give me some demonic princess and her monsters and then it seems like some sort of sick joke that im gonna do it all over again. I hope Mark beats him to death with that baseball bat.

  • i played this game when i was 3 .... i had nightmares for 3weeks

  • This is a another mario bros. 2 ending just creepier and it will piss you off times 9 you saved brets world and he repays you by killing you?? wtf

  • Augh biggest mindfuck of my childhood

  • Lolwut.

    If the whole game was supposed to be a dream, and I was Mark, I would get some mental help. Normal people don't have dreams that fucked up.

  • @Colddirector My dreams were horrifying. Only 5 years old, not having seen such in real life, I've had dreams of slaughter, genocide, parents killing each other in gory fashion, dying via horrific means, falling to my death, people and animals being possessed... the whole works. It's things like that which make me think that some earthbound soul or something along those lines was fucking with me. Some say children are very vulnerable and receptive to that sort of thing.

  • That was the most f****d up ending ever...

  • let me guess after that mark beat in berts head

  • thats pretty creepy...

  • omg im gonna have nightmares for months!!!

  • this game is fuckin nooooots, how do you even market this to children?

  • I don't know what's creepier. This, or the exploding Hitler head in Bionic Commando.

    And if that was Ness, he would've introduced Bert to PK Fire =D

  • Still my most hated ending of any game,but now I feel a bit nostalgic about it.

  • I played and finish this game as a kid (6) I wasn't scared, y'all bunch of pussys!!!

  • I am 11 the ending does not sCARE ME NIETHER DOES NAZI ZOMBIES SORRY BOUT CAPS.

  • WTF???

  • If an average child made it to the end without being freaked out by the bosses and level design, they get such a satisfying ending!... NOT! Seriously, was this made by doctors to scare children away from video games so they would become more active?

  • Ack, what an... unsatisfactory ending.

  • was this like mad to scare kids from video games?

  • this game seriously hates kids XD

  • WHY IN THE F### did he give mark that what a dick

  • Holy crack!

  • Mark has some rather fucked up dreams.

  • "Let's go again"?.....are you sure this is a kids game....

  • Of course! I mean, you get pools of blood on the startup screens, remember?

  • I played this game as a kid i literly peed myself at the end but i liked bert.

  • Holy shit O_O

  • WOW!

    ...just WOW

  • Wait. This has a loose ending! There had to be a sequil.

  • Man, that ending scared me when I was a kid.

  • Blood baths for title sequences, face eating dogs, decapitated heada, and yet Care Bears is a scarier childrens game than this

  • This game is kinda Violent

  • Bert whispered to Mark, "Let's go again."

    Mark took the bat.

    SMAAAASH!!

    Mark whispered to Bert, "Let's not."

  • Ok that creeped me out. This was for kids?

  • maaan that was some great ending! Ibut middle of this game sucks xD

  • i wish i could go back in time to stop my friend seeing this game and buying it!

  • 1:07.

  • The ending makes sense. They hate children, they want to screw kids over, so they're making sure the kids sleep as little as possible.

  • rawest forest it from a mario video serch mario rawest forest

  • i want to know the name of the song and the name of the game it comes from (the song at the bigining)

  • Nintendo of America let this game get released but not Clock Tower on snes... what!?

  • What ASSBITHERS

  • When im older im gonna make a sequal and its actully be an awsome sequal that makes this ending make sence

  • @chupacabragaby What are you, like 8 years old?

  • oh yeah great ending, WHAT THE SHITBURGERS?!

  • it sucks

  • the people that made this game must of hated kids

  • lol exactly