The blue screen of death (banned commercial??)

[JajajxDDADAKAJAJJA]

Hey apple! Hey Apple ! WHAT!

[TheXurol]

:/ that accent was somewhere in-between Japanese and french.

[shroomwine]

Isn't it funny how the highest rated comment is bullshit? Sun Microsystem  ≠ Adobe.

Thumbs up so people don't believe Kamilsimac's uninformed BS.

[jacketnipple]

@OderuntDumMetuant im sorry is that too hard for you to understand? XD

[fajner1]

@jacketnipple Please elaborate on how many programs supporting Windows makes it superior? And Microsoft does absolutely nothing about compatibility with other systems.

[jacketnipple]

@fajner1 um okay, 90% of programs made are designed for windows, and yes compatibility is a BIG issue however it's also one of the hardest issues to fix

[jacketnipple]

seriously people get all pissed off about the microsoft OS (even back then when there wasn't much else) then why dont you show us a superior operating system sure there's apple and linux but most programs are designed for windows making it the more superior system especially when the other OS's dont do a very good job for compatibility

[jacketnipple]

@ELITEKILLA117 except it has nothing to do with apple, it's sun microsystems and microsoft

[Milesprower1100]

Ze last ding benard saw wasnot de blue depts fo de seea but de blue sceen of deat

[fajner1]

So this is a Sun Solaris (now Oracle Solaris) commercial?

[Danielfartface]

0:47 When the fun hapens

[patrick20082008]

this made me laugh so hard...the french accent killed me

[seasnake321]

yea sexydiver16 but there are sites with good dive stories on the net too. The myscubastory site has the best. They also have dive accident stories and videos; lost buddy stories and shark encounter videos. all of them are true life. Type myscubastory into google and its the first site.

[bronxbearbud]

Or as Bill Gates said while watching the Vista Hotel collapse at the trade center on 9/11, "I think we got a name for our new OS!" Some people are just asking for trouble.

Is Gates really gonna name the next version of Windows "Tower One'?

[RadicalEdward2]

The background music is from Oddworld.

[LolMitch5]

Oh No!!! O_O

[RealmsStudio]

@Computerhacking63 this is even worse then getting an error

windows doesn't repair errors, they give it a cool name, and all users think it "Cool" to get it

wake up, blue screens of death are not cool, they are errors because the system gets f*cked up

[WoWhistorian]

@Computerhacking63 lol

[MSNWindows7]

I know im a microsoft fan but that was pretty funny

[lamplight5]

but deeee lassst thing was deeee blue screeeen of deaaath

[Ticomfreak]

@muskypucker Oh ok well have you ever bothered to look at the bug fix log and added features? It's only SLIGHTLY (by like 1 or 2 features) bigger than a Windows Service pack. (which by the way is FREE) You should really wake the fuck up mr iSheep

[TheMasterofganja]

@Ticomfreak You really are going to call OS X Lion a service pack?!?!? Look at fucking Vista 7...Microsoft actually had the audacity to charge people 250$ for Windows 7 when all it is is them cleaning up there pathetic excuse for an O.S. aka Vista.. Also, the number of features doesn't distinguish an O.S. from a SP, its how significant the changes are. And I feel 250 added features is sufficiant, clearly you've never used it and are just ignorant. WIN SP is just spaghetti code fixing fuck ups.

[Ticomfreak]

@TheMasterofganja look at XP and vista... MAJOR improvement

[TheMasterofganja]

@Ticomfreak WOW!!!! After almost 20 years they were able to make a somewhat stable O.S. with the same problems as always, lets celebrate. Mac OSX is built on a solid UNIX foundation, something they achieved 10 years ago, and they have just been building off it and making it better with every release. Windows 8 looks like a fucking joke..And OSX fucking OWNS Windows when it comes to security as well. Please admit you've never used a Mac for a significant amount of time to even get to know the OS.

[Ticomfreak]

@TheMasterofganja

I have learned how to use OS X my cousin has one. As a power user I have to say. Your proud of your beloved company stealing an OS Kernal written off the backs of people who have no association to Apple and get no credit? Around 5% of UNIX is written by MSFT you know. Linux is a far suppior alternative to windows than OS X

[Ticomfreak]

@TheMasterofganja I re-read your comment "And OSX fucking OWNS Windows when it comes to security as well."? You must be an un-informed retard. Have you heard of the recent OS X malware attacks? the reason why viruses aren't common on macs is because...it's not common. OS X has the WORST security EVER! You must be joking with that. Oh and P.S. If you think Windows 8 is a joke, look at the next OS X. exact same thing but instead of WP7 it looks like iOS.

[TheMasterofganja]

@Ticomfreak I am sorry, but you are the one who is uninformed...OS X Lion took huge steps in security by implementing sandboxing and improved ASLR implementation.

theregister.co.uk/2011/07/21/m­ac_os_x_lion_security/

I read into a lot on whats going on with Apple and have heard nothing about Malware attacks.

Your Market Share theory is bullshit - OS 9 was riddled with viruses and it didn't have a 1/10 of the market share OS X has....explain that dumb dumb...

[Ticomfreak]

@TheMasterofganja And windows was filled with more viruses than OS 9 to combat with? Huge steps? Sand-boxing doesn't do shit, especially when it has already infected your battery micro controller AND HDD. Oh and I tried to go to the link. I got a 404. anyways ever heard of the online rogue antivirus scams for macs going around? ever heard of CNET? Techcrunch? Engadget?

[FromThe3PointLine]

lol

[Trynt33]

okay thats a little harsh for a computer thing but GOD I HATE THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

[Ticomfreak]

@muskypucker Lemme tell you this too, you may also want to look at OS X. What's the difference between snow Leopard and Lion? IT'S JUST A SERVICE PACK!!! but they charge you $149 because it's "new"

[Ticomfreak]

@muskypucker You are a fucking moron. Here's some history for you: ALL Windows versions after ME was designed on NT technology (developed by IBM for use on OS/2 Warp, which was very similar to windows 95 but it was built on a COMPLETELY different kernel) After Microsoft bought the kernel from OS/2 warp (pre-windows 95) they used the NT kernel for their business line of OS's because they knew it was much more stable than DOS. Then they switched to NT only after seeing the major flop of ME.

[Dumskalle112233]

everyzing

[MrHotrod68]

linux

[Gavin4208]

CONGRATULATIONS you just bought a new windows PC! you have just been fucked =)!

[zombieofthagames]

jaws 5?

[byjhyong1997]

MIcrosoft I love it but seriously ? Red Ring of Death and the Blue Screen of Death

I think I'll get an ps3 and a mac instead

[1chasegamer]

Roses are red. The screen just went blue. I'm sitting here thinking what the fuck did I just do?

[Kristiants1]

@1chasegamer >CAN< I do? would work better :)

[aybeedoll83]

Dumb

[Pikachu4170]

Minecraft Is On Its Way!

Minecraft Runs With Java and Java Is Made By Sun Microsystems, PROBLEM?

[TheDannyzamora]

Dam you [ bzzt] window.dll erorr ............

[minetech400]

lol



[altairx26]

Why the hell even did the programmers create the blue screen of death

[MrsKittykatt009]

its was not the Blue-Screen-Of-Death that he saw....it was a Macintosh

[14LuvMusic]

@MrsKittykatt009 I agree, 99% plus 1! You do the maths... or just leave it Billy G.

[MrsKittykatt009]

@14LuvMusic i couldnt have said it any better! ^_^

[pote2639conan]

Windows NT= WindoesN'T

[wfjay93]

@pote2639conan

windosen't worstation! xD

[pote2639conan]

@wfjay93 hahahahaha

[seasnake321]

yes mydivergirl2450 thats true, but you can get good dive stories and videos on the web too.. try the myscubastory site. type myscubastory into google and its the first one!

[Kamilsimac]

sun microsystems=adobe

adobe want kill apple

sun microsystems hates windows

Adobe needs to choose a side!

[roarcheese]

@Kamilsimac adobe is a company, sun microsystems is a company, you said adobe hates apple, ok so they chose a side, if you thing Adobe is a product of sun microsystems, you are wrong, it is Java. Sorry if I just read ur comment wrong...

[Kamilsimac]

@roarcheese i think you just read it wrong....

[volkswagon4]

@Kamilsimac I think they chose ethier Linux or Solaris

[mammy24]

Can anyone explain what a blue screen of death is? ive owned PC's all my life and have never had one. seriously wtf are you macbookgaybois i mean fan bois doing to the pc's to make that happen? maybe if you stopped jerking off in the Disk Drive shit like this wont happen.

[mmysboy]

@mammy24 seriously search it on you tube dumbass

[mammy24]

@mmysboy So im a dumbass for not crashing and causing a fatal error on a Computer Built specifically for the average person to run without any trouble? Oh and if you thought i was being serious about not knowing what it was you're the dumbass i know what it is i just never had the stupidity to cause one.

[shaunkings]

THE INTRO MUSIC IS FROM ABE'S ODYSEE.THE FIRST FEW SECONDS OF IT ANYWAY :OOOOOOOOOOO

[Bluerooster100]

1:03 This is y I use Linux when adventuring in the woods!

[QueenBonesofdarkness]

hey, this is not a banned ad!!

[TheRealPoketime]

Amusing.

[cynesium]

Windows NT = Windows Never Tested

[daisyangel493987]

i had the blue screen of death so i bought a new laptop

[jsebean]

@daisyangel493987 it can be fixed.

[Kingddd333]

@daisyangel493987 you just wasted a bunch of money, unless it was vista

[SandersonCallum]

oddworld?

[SuperEasytiger]

yea i like this vid n u can also get cool diving stories on the myscuba story site. You can post your own too i think. Type myscubastory into google and click on the first one

[Ruinedbad]

who the hell is sun microsystems?

[Unknownboi88]

@Ruinedbad sun (Oracle) is behind Java, MySQL, VirtualBox and the Solarus OS.

they built Desktops and Servers. though mainly today there are a bit like IBM.... R&D, Business solutions, some software and servers

things that the general public dont see. but there a big named in IT

Oh and google Project Blackbox,,, One of Suns crazy yet cool ideas

[CYP2E1]

@Ruinedbad LOL, do you live in a cave?

[jsebean]

@CYP2E1 i do

[lancededcena123]

@Ruinedbad Sun or Oracle is a computer company who makes virtualbox and openoffice and solairs os and JAVA and many computer softwere and server softwere.

[svsocalbro]

the Narrator says "GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

[SydneySkittlez]

Whats awesome is that if you have an error, trouble shooting does nothing 70% of the time.

[TheMetaldude69]

the voice is a parody of jean cousteau, same in spongebob

[the731272]

winsock.dll is for internet 

[TwiIightSparkle]

@the731272 But most errors from DLLs are unrelated to the problem in Windows.

[the731272]

@TwiIightSparkle that is true 

[ilife11]

hahahahahaahahahahha ..... Windows is like the sea........ mac is like space......... and linux is land!!!! LOL

[cadazar123]

@ilife11 what?

[TwiIightSparkle]

@ilife11 Actually Windows dominates the market, Linux is free, so Windows is space (Because it's big), Linux is the sea (Everyone goes there because it's FREE) and Mac is land (Because it's being shitted all over by dogs)

[kaveenr1]

Balu vada karanna epa yako! Thopilava bawanawa! Umbala danaganin me hamadetama microsoft la hitiye naththam ada umbalata BADU PACKET!

[allstarsnorks]

sun=suck!

[TwiIightSparkle]

@allstarsnorks Have fun paying for virtualization software[VMware], OSes[Windows] and game development[Visual Studio, Game Maker...]

[SonicFan344]

LOL

[naruto4evacouples]

Ah! the blue screen of death! my mortal enemy......

[vonbimmerhead]

This wasn't a real commercial, so it was never "banned." It was produced by a contractor to entertain the Sun Microsystems sales force at a sales conference (which I attended). It, and others like it, were produced during a time, about 10 years ago when Sun was fighting against the growth of Windows use in corporate environments. The joke is about how unstable Windows NT generally was, while Sun's Solaris (Unix) was superior.

[2bears58]

Windows has a 64 bit GUI

for a set of 32 bit extensions

on a 16 bit shell

for an 8 bit OS

using a 4 bit kernel

made by a 2 bit company

that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

[ADHDtj]

@2bears58 Well, Windows is winning aren't they? Apple doesn't even come close to the magnitude of microsoft.

[RealmsStudio]

@ADHDtj lets just say, windows is currently running on more computers

but mac is selling more NEW computers running Mac OSX (52%) while new windows pc's sell less (only 48%)

so its only a mather of time before apple beats windows

and thats all the fault of windows xp

before that, windows was a great system

i loved it, it never crashed, it never had any problems

let them go back to the safe systems of windows 98, and i switch back to windows

[ADHDtj]

@RealmsStudio

Windows Vista screwed it up. But you can imagine that when windows 8 comes out. Windows will sell more again.

[Michaelmop]

@RealmsStudio The only reason why Apple could beat Windows is because of their retarded consumers. Bunch of dumb shits that know nothing about the product itself. They just buy it ''because it looks nice'' or ''everyone else has one, so why not I''.

[TheMasterofganja]

@2bears58 Awesome...

[Ozzah]

@2bears58 Not only is what you wrote completely wrong, it doesn't even make sense. The OS encompasses the GUI/Kernel. The shell is synonymous with the interface, and there haven't been 16 or less bit components in any windows since 3.x (over 16 years ago)

[PlayfulWolfPup]

Excuse me as I go watch paint dry.



[krisjj859]

wait a minute finaly some1 invented water proof paper and a watch that has windows on cool

[nbness]

But zee last tsing bearnard saw was not the dephts of zee blue sea, but zee blue screen (Short dramatic pause) Of death.

[ThatsWhatSheSaid143]

the narrator sounds like a french robot...wtf?

[nicholaslawson1]

-_-

[NDSCollector]

blue screen of death,red ring of death and whats next the the purple light of death on the windows phone 666≈7

[gamingparadise2010]

Famous quote of Bill Gates: He wanted to show the Plug&Play-compitability of Windows98, and then the BSoD came. "That must be why we’re not shipping Windows 98 yet.". - Hes right...

[D7Sl]

FUCKING WINDOWS 98

[rakunko]

JAVA for FTW

[mrkanker1]

@rakunko

java for for the win..?

what do you mean by that?

[rakunko]

@mrkanker1

The commercial is for sun micro systems their most well known achievement is Java.

[UltimatePisman]

@rakunko It was actually for Sun Solaris, which doesn't exist anymore, because Sun is now Oracle.

And most other beautiful and free Sun projects transformed into a commercial nightmare (nightmare as in less freedom).

[TacoTormentor]

@rakunko uhhh, java runs on windows LOL

[rakunko]

@TacoTormentor

Yes within a virtual machine. If you want to be geeky, technically yes and no. A virtual machine still has access to the resources on the host unit but acts independent of the host OS.

[TacoTormentor]

@rakunko how did we get into virtual machines? you said JAVA ftw! but Java runs on a windows computer (or linux, or mac) In the video, windows is the operating system, and java runs on windows, so why java ftw and why does this commercial even exist then?!?!?!

[rakunko]

@TacoTormentor

you don't get it nevermind, dont worry your little head about it.

[TacoTormentor]

@rakunko I don't think anyone gets it then, so there's no use in sharing something that no one gets ;-)

[mrkanker1]

@TacoTormentor exactly what i was getting at :3

[TwiIightSparkle]

@TacoTormentor Actually, it's multiplatform.

[anamitazz]

weird

[kissdomcso1]

#lol

[FierceyKun]

I hear the Intro music for Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee in the commercial :D

[ShotGreg]

@FierceyKun Me thing :D

[wkody7]

@FierceyKun thats what i thought when will there be a new game

[K2ACP]

Holy shit, I just saw the letters SUN in the sun Microsystems logo on the top right row,

[maxbertrand3]

@K2ACP damn right! I'd never noticed before tonight

[K2ACP]

ZE BLU SCREEEN OF ZE DEAAAAATH!

[CaveofTwoLovers]

ah, ze blue lagoon.

[Killergrayback]

WINDOW NT = window nice try.

[yamiharu84]

Sun made Solaris, that's why they made this ad, nt vs solaris :).

[esancaro]

This is heavy... but.... THEY ARE RIIIIIIGHT!!

[momscarface2]

is arnold schwarzenegger the narrator? #lol

[liteal]

hehei! :))

[Babooshka00]

Wouldnt it be smarter to just swim back to the surface and breath AIR?

Lol.

[pikakoo64]

When did this air and what did he say at 1:06?

[pikakoo64]

When was this aired?

[Odie147]

is it just me or does the music sound like something from the oddworld abe games

[3636jae]

Geeks.

[centman50123]

this commercial is terrible it sucks this warns u from buying sucky computers

[pikakoo64]

What were they advertising exactly?

[rewardilicious]

@pikakoo64 They were saying the blue screen of death happens on Windows, but not on Sun Microsystem, which was another operating system.

[pikakoo64]

@rewardilicious Oh thanks! :) I didn't know what Sun Microsystem was!

[341464]

WHAT DID HE SAID?

[biggsdarklight]

Jack Cousteau much?

[LUXXXable]

this get banned bacuse bill gates must earn cash even if its computers are shitty, but we know, better windows than linux.

[brizihe]

I was expecting him to say "your tearing me apart Lisa"

[ATY9Productions]

@brizihe oh hai the room fan... that movie sucks XD

[brizihe]

@ATY9Productions U mad? How bout I order a pizza.

I already ordered the pizza

[ATY9Productions]

@brizihe damn... the pizza gave me breast cancer but thats ok..

[loginlover]

i was half expecting spongebob to be somewhere in this due to the accent! Eez funny too me!

[MrTweety2707]

Why have Windows 98 clouds At Windows NT handbook? is the 5.0 beta 1? huh Say something why windows 98 clouds appear on windows NT logo

[lolfunnycp]

the accent lmfao lol it's funny

[JSBUnitedVideos]

narrated by Tommy Wiseau.

[vVRavenVv]

Even funnier now that Sun's dead

[MarcSola7]

@vVRavenVv They aren't dead, they have been taken over by the Oracle Corporation

[DannyB587]

Is that the narrator from Spongebob? lol

[shockgrenade]

@DannyB587 LOL it is!!!

[mujrfster1234]

@DannyB587 i think it is

[demonstrius3]

@DannyB587 No, its from the narrator of Jacques Costeau's many documentaries : P

[zivbrin]

ha ha hilarious!! love ze german accent and love the microsoft tease.

[the731272]

they had this other banned commercial just recently it was in a really retarted voice and it was for a shoe handle thing on a stick and i never saw it again so i assumed it was either a joke or was banned

[D4k0ta18]

@the731272 i think i know what your talking about... did it grip the back heel part "so you dont have to hurt your back and bend down" lol

[the731272]

@D4k0ta18 exactly!! i only saw it once so i assumed it got banned

[D4k0ta18]

@the731272 yea i saw it like once or twice. it was a pretty stupid idea..

[OniLink10]

I trust Linux. Never crashed once in my year of running it 24/7.

[Zangetsurai]

Zee blue screen of death, Eet strikes again.

[ihatedr666]

Funny.

[zoranzo117]

it would suck to get the blue screen of death after you watch a video like this

[darkwhitty]

Its oddworld music baby W00000!!!

[Galddedon]

Sounds like the narrator from spongebob

[Minikrizable]

He went HERP A DERP HERP DERP while choking

[danwat1234]

@Minikrizable Kind of like the chef from the muppets

[WNxLone]

vat zer fux vaz zat zabout

[bvabhi]

LOL 170 members missed the like button

[xYamimorix]

In Soviet Russia...YOU TURN BLUE ON YOUR COMPUTER!

[WithAnimation]

LOL

[SeaFox10]

LOOL!

[MrGrebbi]

I would know that background music from anywhere. Abes oddysee will always be #1 =)

[randyfield]

The original music was composed by Greg Jones. I commissioned him for the project. I designed and directed it. 

[glennzone12]

0:07-0:12 abes oddysee music?!

[brunzmeflugen]

where was spongebob?he sounds just like the narrator.