Coach Hines in Church S14E07 PART 1

[wherearemybones2]

FUCK YA JEFF 

[PSPsongs]

Greatest character on MadTV :D 

[blakkmagikk360]

Or I will slice your head off with the edge of my house key and then....DROWN UR FACE In the BAPTISMAL FOUNTain.......SO TELL HIM NOW WHAT YOU DID...AAFTER DAAT

[120597Marco]

get a spoon and dig out his eye so his head wouldnt explode

[Brownsuka1]

39 assnuggets.

Coach Hines is the best!

[johnnblazzee]

this guy is seriously so fuckin funny. hey need to make more of these

[MUSICQU33N115]

love his dimples :)

[cruiserai]

Haha..

Get a load of Coach Hines!

MadTv is always a favorite!

[joewhatthehellman]

the preists name... the actor....his name is on the tip of my tounge...

[DarthBarkerSithLord]

@joewhatthehellman Someone said his name below. Jeff Probst from Survivor.

[MrSubmenow]

You can see every comment in here, is a quote from the video haha : D

[lizzfrmhon]

"QUIT HOGGING THE PADRE!!" "WOW WHEN DID YOU DO THAT? OK WELLTHAT EXPLAINS THE 40 MINUTES OF CHOCOLATE RAIN"

Keegan is the best!!

[shannonstone1979]

There's a wild pig with horns, livin' in MAH GUEST ROOM! Unbelieveable.

[shannonstone1979]

What I'd really like to know is how much can I INJURE one of God's creatures, and still not end up in the eternal HAWT BAWX?

[xiKyLaLa]

LOL! "get outta here before my holiness wares off...."

[TheChabelita94]

I love it when he kicks all random! xD

[Zakuriah]

COACH HINES, if you dont complete your prayers, i will take the sash from my priestly vestment and choke you till your head burst like a ripe plum.

[Zakuriah]

"OK. what i need to know is how much i can i 'injure' one of gods creatures and still not end up in the eternal hot box" LMAO

[tick727]

i wanna KILL these little dung nuts

[RMonhie]

PA - KAI - SAHHH!!!!!!

[zackspoonsurmom4free]

i want to do kill em but do a creative death like in saw xD

[MrWHSBaseball4]

"Well that explains the 40 min. of chocolate rain" LOL

[TheDman147100]

38 people are ASS NUGGETS OVER HERE!!! LOL XD

[pointlessaccount100]

Bless me father for I am about to Sin!!

[hippiebutterflygirl]

who is the guy who plays the preist?

i love Coach Hines :)

Mad TV is awsome i wish they never went off air..

[johnconstanification]

@hippiebutterflygirl Jeff Probst host of Survivor

[bulletloc0]

hahahaha the way he says "Bible" at 3:19!!! He's just the best!!!

[MarijuanDon09]

XD

[Whammy51]

Coach Hines is gonna get his by Father Probst. LOL

[khallol79]

38 people are ASS NUGGETS!!!!

[MillonDallaJade]

not at all these guys are ass nuggets over here lmfao

[FIFAstudios]

bless me father for I AM ABOUT TO SIN.

[InGallifrey]

creative killings like in the saw movies hahaha!

[eddiej101]

WTH, WOULD YOU DISLIKE THIS, WAT A BUNCH OF HATERS



[fudgeround21]

This is too funny

[BuellerBueller95]

whos the priest!!!??? hes so familiar but i cant place the name

[34hemlock]

@BuellerBueller95 Jeff Probst, The host of survivor

[feeltheitalianbab3ii]

SHESOYSON

[pinkpatrolxo]

the priest is kinda hot. :p

[JpBomEr3xxx]

eye for a eye.. that sits in the bible isnt it?

[PachucoDesigns]

lol at Caraco's face as Coach Hines chops at his throat, "bah-kai-sah!"

[MrPokerGentleman]

he's my coach and I don't even play sports xD

[theblacknight169975]

coach hines 4ever, or ull be set on fire

[eurasianchica]

Who is the actor playing the priest?

[acmetrapper]

@eurasianchica Jeff probst he is the host of survivor

[TheDman147100]

38 people are ASS NUGGETS! LOL

[TheDman147100]

"Well that explains the 40 minutes of chocolate rain." LMFAO XD

[funsizdxcookie]

I just... *kick* 1:52

[yanks1352]

bless me father for i am about to sin

[kickass5]

HAHAHAHAHA 1:53!!!!!

[LuvCrazyMusic]

JEFF.

PROBST.

O.

M.

G.

[ldp250]

shaaa sai sah! love that sound xD

[ndwats23]

All you have to do is ask Jesus to forgive you, be (sincerely) sorry for your sin, and trust Him--He's already done the rest :)

[ndwats23]

I think it's awesome that I don't have to say little prayers or go sit in some box with a priest, or do anything to be forgiven for my sins...Jesus Christ paid my price, He is my Great High Priest, and I'm alive in Him--forever!! period.

Jesus paid it all

All to Him I owe

Sin had left a guilty stain

He washed it white as snow

!

[Tuck3r23]

Sorry he is my coach but i dont even play sports

[ringleader18]

1:48 "These guys are ash nuggets!" LMAO

[finalman25]

immunity right??? BAHAHALMFAOOO

[Aberman96]

Haha that's Jeff from survivor

[DjUnoSagune]

3:14 Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what about an eye for an eye, man?! That's in the bible isn't it?! Can't I just pop out Tariko's- take a pencil and say SISSAISAH! SHISSOISON! You know, go into his navel cavity BAKAISSA! XD

[jayDizzle416]

@DjUnoSagune HAHAHAH

[QoolEntent]

Holy wiggity woggity stuff, is exactly what most religion is.

[Btroisi13]

eternal hotbox? sounds great. being high and breathing in cannabis smoke forever :D

[flaxtake5]

lol i didnt see the trap with the spoon and i see almost all the saw traps

[LiveBrite]

God always loves you

[Beimert22]

"Bless me father for I am about to sin!"

[jacrokc12]

an d then po po po sasison pop pop and switch it and sasis and haka

[TheDman147100]

"There is a wild pig with horns living in the guest room!!!!!!" LMAO

[lowrider9793]

who is the priest

[jacrokc12]

@lowrider9793 are you kidding me????????? you dont know who the priest is?????????? do the words survivor mean ANYTHING to you??????

[lowrider9793]

@jacrokc12 is he the host

[Miltn72]

40 minutes of chocolate rain!lol

[marine461]

THESE GUYS ARE ASS NUGGETS OVER HERE!!!!!

[ARC240SX]

"YAMANASHI, WRAP IT UP!!! Ok? Quit hogging the padre and get outta here before I impale you on the steeple of this church!" LMFAOOOOOO

[LOLgurl10100]

Omg that's so frickin funny

[Jkizzle98]

NOT AT ALL?!?!?!?!?! THESE GUYS ARE ASS NUGGETS OVER HERE!!

[DcyBmore2]

@Jkizzle98 Ash Nuggets*

[IPawnt]

38 people are probably catholics

[deltapunk21]

@IPawnt idiot

[naruto1uzamaki9000]

3:05 - 3:35 nuff said LMFAO

[iteen242]

keep pressing 4 U will die of LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!

[actinoidify]

Keep pressing 6, "I DONT WANT YUR DADDY!!!"

[actinoidify]

1:52 - 1:53 XD

[SSCOOLJ95]

i love his forced kick lol

[TheMarifreica]

Now I see why coach Hines talks like that. He's a Saw fan!

[Gamegod618]

Cash on delivery. Which means he had to pay for it when it got to his house

[sxzhou]

what does COD mean again? i forgot xD

[cyorkupinit]

@sxzhou Call of Duty, it's a video game series.

[xorinoxzzz]

PAKKAYSA

[langone11]

lol ass nugets

[MrPologeek]

shashisa



[xSlightlyStoopid]

I love how he pretends to chew gum, fuckin hilarious lol. Reminds me of my football coach.

[tanillegoesrawr]

40 minutes of chocolate rain

[tanillegoesrawr]

these guys are assnuggets!

[spectrokid560]

funny

[WarGhost441]

Coach hines is hilarious

[AA72AA72]

This sketch starts to get boring at 4:40

[Arytwin1]

well that explains the 40 minutes of chocolate rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hillarious!!!!

[sexking83]

hahahah bobby lee

[TheSaintFan]

3:22 to 3:33 is the funniest PART!! OMG kills me

[percylover123]

"eternal hot box" xD

[hannahmontana942]

That's Jeff Probst form Survivor!!!!!! OMG I watch Survivor! I didn't know he could be funny! ROFLOL!

[DeouwdeMan]

Can't you give me the go ahead on feeding Yaminashi some broken glass or something?

[TheWildChildIsMe]

I meant ''THESES GUYS ARE ASS NUGGETS !''

[TheWildChildIsMe]

OH ASS NUGGETS!

[TheFarmertv]

who is playing as the priest in the video?

[PicnicTimeNow]

@TheFarmertv its Jeff Probst from survivor

[mlestoll]

i think it's so HOT when non-religious male celebrities act like religious figures and talk about God and stuff! it's freaking HOT!!!!

[wastetimechasingbats]

So what I'm askin, is how much I can INJURE one of God's creatures, without endin up in the eternal hot-box!

[kristinastn]

FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN!

[kho5566]

4:27 yamanashi's left hand went through the wall.

[XRenXViolinX]

1:53...epic

[kristinastn]

@XRenXViolinX hahahahaha!! :D

[averydearmann]

Yamanashi!!! if u don't tell this high holt one what u did to me yesterday, i swear i'm gonna slice of your heads with the edge of my house key!!

[xJonasPlanetx]

LMBO!!! chocolate rain! haha

[Dnmilly]

he calls em ass nuggets

[bjoh249]

Who played the priest?? I mean they all started shouting and applausing when he came on the screen. Never seen him on the show before.

[BrandoCommmando]

@bjoh249 it's the guy that hosts survivor.

[mwillblade]

@bjoh249 The guy from survivor .

[mastercasey7]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[LongLiveLexi]

I fucking died at that little leg kick. hahahahhahaha omg.

[trizzle316]

40 minutes of chocolate rain

[vbstar1221]

36 people are either about to:

a. get set on fire

b. get a pencil in their neck

c. get their eyes popped out like "ssssah sai sah!!!"

d. all the above (:D

[AxeChocolateboy]

@vbstar1221 - my answer is D + suffering 40 minutes of chocolate rain

[MuzicMan118]

@vbstar1221 you forgot the eating broken glass :P

[bucksfan230]

hines should be the writer for saw. they would be much better (:

[AxeChocolateboy]

@bucksfan230 - i think he WAS the writer for the saw movies

[utube10921]

36 People are going to be killed by Hines

[frostdeaf]

36 people are about to sin

[FOOTBALLbeast1313]

hes my coach and i dont even play sports so kinda wierd hahahahaha

[sbjazz22]

@FOOTBALLbeast1313 jahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahaha­ha

[AxeChocolateboy]

whos the guy who played the pastor in this skit?

[Legomygrego16]

these guys are ass nuggets over here! they just... MMMMMM!!!!

[Buttrflyz0801]

Bless me father for I am about to sin. LOL!!

[USBEDR]

coach good parts

[crissazn]

WH, WH, WH, WH, WH, WHAT ABOUT AN EYE FOR AN EYE? IT'S IN THE BIBLE ISN'T IT?

[veggyher]

lol i like how hines refer to the priest as greatness and majesty....its funny

[veggyher]

@veggyher and presidency........

[gregoryshark]

"or i will slice off your head with my house key!"

[AntonK022293]

so funny lol

[FallenSavior310]

HOW MUCH CAN I INJURE ONE OF GODS CREATURES AND STILL NOT END UP IN THE INTERNAL HOT BOX

[Th3legendK1ller]

@FallenSavior310 who doesnt want to spend eternity with chuck norris?

[47silentassassin]

@FallenSavior310 eternal hot box, not internal, he means not ending up in hell

[derick29348]

this is funny :]

[tjbaud]

Sha Sai SA!! hahahah

[BMKTriax19]

Okay what I really need to know is how much I can injure one of gods creations and not go to the eternal hot spot! Hahah

[cuttinitup510]

@2:44 da shakkah brah

[camaros65]

COACH!!!!

[camaros65]

JEFF

[hittan00]

jajajajaja



[hanalei169]

As a failed catholic I find this SOoo Fregging funny. As Jimmy Buffet says in one of his songs " there's a thin line between saterday night and sunday morning. you need to know something about catholithism for that to make any sence.

[TechnologyR0xx0rz]

Hines has finally found his match. That priest!

[231johnjohnson]

how much can i injure these gods creatures and still not end up in the internal hot spot?LOOL

[TheSheiban]

Yamanashi does play sports. He was in the football sketch...

[itzpengy2]

THUMS UP IF U THINK 3:15 TO 3:33 IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[itzpengy2]

"NOT AT ALL??? THESE GUYS R ASS NUGGEST OVER HERE" LOL!!!

[DrKarmaTricks]

Bpop switch em up, Bpop Bpop LOL 3:30

[ringleader18]

"Coach!"

"Whaaaaaaaaat!"

[MadZombie14]

LMFAO he stole 35000 dollars from the school caffeteria xD

[xxxxgmoneyxxxx]

Lmfao thumbs up for 40 minutes of chocolate rain

[MUNYWOKI001]

"Whaaaaat i really need to know is how much i can injure on a God's creature and still not end up in a enternal hot Box !" "NO NO NO, violence, violence is never an option" "NOT AT ALL? THESE GUYS ARE ASSNUGGETS OVER HERE ! It's HMM *leg kick* "

"YOU WAIT HERE ! YAMANASHI ! COME BACK HERE AND BRING CARICOPE WITH YA ! *whistles* "

Thumbs up ! these are the shit crzaay lines !

[MUNYWOKI001]

"Whaaaaat i really need to know is how much i can injure on a God's creature and still not end up in a enternal hot Box !" "NO NO NO, violence, violence is never an option" "NOT AT ALL? THESE GUYS ARE ASSNUGGETS OVER HERE ! It's HMM *leg kick* "

"YOU WAIT HERE ! YAMANASHI ! COME BACK HERE AND BRING CARICOPE WITH YA ! *whistles* "

[MrDsiler16]

these are beast so funny

[WARMAKER1814]

caricone looks scared

[brucekirk89]

sissisa with a pencil