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From: wheezywaiter
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  • I died laughing at "Poop." Does this make me immature?

  • One time, I had a Dream I was being stocked by a goat.... I can't look at Goatees the same..... but beards are still epic. :3

  • hello! I just found your page yeasterday and have been enjoying your videos since. What video editor do you use? Keep making videos and I'll keep watching them.

  • padamtsj

  • Look at that old couch; I think you need a new one.

  • I still feel awesome that he used my comment "YEAH!"

  • @Hyperactivexp I just came back here feeling the same way about my comment "I really love your new the making of videos." but did you notice that he never said the "the"?

  • 1:28 is the only reason i keep coming back to this video!!!

  • @RefractionStudios 00:17 is why i come back

  • I subscribed to Wheezy Waiter about a week ago and have been working my way through his videos backwards. OLD COUCH!!!!!!

  • :D Made an account just to subscribe to wheezywaiter.

    He has made my day(s) numerous times.

  • WHY YOU DO DIS?

  • My nipples just fell off. Shit

  • Why must you trick me like that?!

  • I spent about 10 minutes trying to pause on the comment that flashed in the beginning. 0:53 What a waste

  • this was a lawl moment.

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  • Definitely my favorite video of yours.

  • I like saying "howdy"!

  • BWU HUH UH!!!!

  • I spit my drink at the buttocks part xD

  • "I paused,"

    "no you didn't I'm just sitting still"

    funniest video ever lol love your videos!

  • hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • I saw the first comment in the video that said "First!"!

  • wheezy-hello

    commenter-buttocks

    me-lol wtf

  • im the guy that wrote "hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

  • @uwanthits So you were trying to harmonize hi?

    Good initiative!

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • Funniest vid EVAR!

  • There should be more quiet clone earthquakes... :D

  • wheezy you should really make more of these comment-related videos, they're so freakin funny ! my faves !

  • the singing rug in slow mo sounds scary.

  • my favorite video....

    i don't know how i can choose favorites for this man.

    but.... this one i've watched way too many times.

  • I love this!

  • definitely my favorite wheezy waitor video:)))

  • I wrote padamtsj!

  • 1:10 - 1:40 is hilarious!

    thanks wheezy!

  • coza asy

  • Wheres craig with a wig?

  • i just realized that I have the same glasses :D

  • Fricken love wen u use comments in ur vid.

  • paris was weight lets do the needful

  • Lemons.

  • ..It's rude to interupt me while im- hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii LOL

  • hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • im totally going to the omaha show :D THANKS WHEEZY!!

  • HellO Wheezy!!

  • Turn on Transcribe Audio and go to 0:49

  • hello

  • Padamtsj

  • some people seem to like quiet clone more than Wheezy Waiter...

  • Asscrack Zodiak

  • iloveyousomuchthaticantbebothe­redtousethespacebar ps.imfromcanadaandsoimcanadina­

  • "padamtsj" LOL.

    I love videos like this one, they're so funny :D

  • why would someone ever write OMG the aspect ratio?

  • I went back and looked

    and was amazed

  • "FIRST smitty5005 4 days ago"

    0:02

  • @omaraty008 I love you bro, you got the top comment, with my username!

  • @Smitty5005 haha awesome :D

  • @omaraty008 0:03 actuly

  • padamtsj

  • I died at padamtsj XD

  • when that first comment showed up in the beginning I thought my computer glitched

  • You smelled funny in this video

  • pickles

  • howdy

  • tl;dr

  • you paused it

  • meeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooo­oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • ha ha it muted when quite clone came in......

  • yeeehaaa!!

  • I loved the way you said bahaa.

    xD

  • yes! youre coming to Minnesota and you wont be far from my town!

  • Pepsi, Dr. pepper

  • applesauce penis vagina........ pause for effect.....curtsy

  • lololololololol

  • farts is my favourite wind!

  • hey wheezy lol

  • Hello Wheezy.

  • J-j-j-juice :)

  • HI WHEEZY!!! <3

  • Puppies :)

  • i can't sleep!

  • I am!

  • im eatting some yummy chips right now! :D

  • oompa loompa XP

  • Where is that damn eagle?!

  • noo

  • DAMN!! i cant catch that thing in the beginning....(reads one of the top comments) ohhhhh

  • I've actually watched the making of video for this episode than this episode itself!

  • Dammit Wheezy, why can't you bring your band to Houston?! makes me sad :(

  • I sang The Father's Day song about 7 times to my dad on father's day,

  • his couch changes from the new one to old at the end D;

  • @benn12321203 Where?

  • Of course I don't hear quiet clone, I'm deaf.

  • Funny is a funny word...

  • aspect ratio ahaha

  • they bring joy 2 the children :-]

  • u rlly shud make more vids like dis

  • WHERE IS THE SKY BANK CRAIG??!!

  • Not goodbye

  • BYEEEEEEEEEEE

  • THE ASPECT RATION WHAT OMG

  • OMG THE baha!

  • pancake?

    

  • what does the name wheezy waiter meen?

  • Boobs

  • You should put put your internet song on Itunes. That song is so kewl!!!!!!

  • What a nice day in Chicago.

  • hiiiiiiiiii

  • BLOOP

    

  • The Blues Brothers!

  • hold down 1, hold down 4 and hold down 5, not at the same time, but each one is weird!

  • dear wheezy....i really love your show and youve made me laugh through alot of cloudy days, and i just wanted to personally thank you for being so awesome and just a great, funny, talented, cool fella. i wish i could fly to your door step and leave you some home-made pastries, i make a killer pineapple upside down cake.

    ok, sorreh, but yeah youre awesome and i wil continue to watch your vids as long as you shall make them! thanks again from LA! :D

  • Why is that dinosaur eating the earth?

  • New hair wheezy?

  • First!...thats what the first annotation said...im sure most didnt see it

  • @101stAirsoftDivision

     - It wasn't an annotation -

  • t(-__-)t to everyone who inturrepted

  • @HiddenNinjaInTheSky Yeah, I realized that after I watched the rest of the video....

  • -_o

  • o_o

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  • You're coming to Little Rock, when I'm out of town. Great.

  • 4 out of 5 Penguins liked this video.

  • Rice.

  • I can clip my toenails with a fork

  • EVERY ONE STOP TRYING TO PUT COMMENTS DOWN THAT WILL GET IN HIS VIDEOS

  • I enjoy these videos. :D

  • Lolzerkatz

  • LAST

  • PAJAMALLAMA

  • First!

  • handstands ? what happened to them, still injured.... handstand clone... should have one :P

  • Why do we make you so angwy, Wheezy Waitew?

    :D

  • Goodbye Wheezy! :D

  • l liked the part where Quiet Clone confessed his undying love for me <3

  • So I stopped watching your videos last year, D: and this is my first wheezywaiter video I've seen since then. Could you sum up the past 12 months in less than 30 seconds?

    Thanks :)

  • HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :D

  • I like the brown on brown...

  • Banana grease?

  • i heard you like mudkips

  • Smitty5005: FIRST << Did anyone else catch that?

  • @rugmaster58 XD I was just about to ask the same question =D

  • i love this guy

  • padamtsj

  • hahaha wheezy wheezy wheezy... my nickname has been "weezyanne" my entire life. weezy is mah spellin'. ;)

  • 555151

  • your comment response videos are the best!

  • you should make a channel where all you do is videos like this with comments!

  • I take 5 minutes to pause the video perfectly to see what popped up, of course a minute later he slows it down -_-

  • @angelannarocks lol me two

  • @angelannarocks its wheezy. you should assume he'll bring it up at some point. xD

  • @angelannarocks The same thing happened to me. I was freaking out, trying to stop the video at the right time and then, he just slows it down >_<

  • BABIEZ!

  • :D

  • why you no make more videos whiddy waitor?

  • Its been a week wtf is going on here

  • Hi quiet clone! Welcome back!

  • Does anyone know what Quiet Clone was saying at the end... or was it just gibberish??

  • Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • You shoul ddo that thing from that time...

  • Looks like Wheezy is doing a communitychannel.

  • pshhhhhh....yes

  • Left... NO RIGHT... wait... go left.

  • Yay! I love Quiet Clone~

    XD I love your comment-response (can I even call it that?) videos, as well as the new Making Of- ones. So yeah. Ray's happy. ^__^

  • I like your lisp but it has nearly gone compared to your first videos!

  • Since you are doing the voice of the commenters then that technically means you are interrupting yourself, so it really is your fault!!!! HOW DARE YOU WHEEZY! how dare you!

  • IM A BEARD LOVER ! :)

  • GO TO WORK!!!

  • RIP Wheezy

  • Wheezy! 8-ish days without videos?!? WHERE ARE YOU???

  • Sorry I wasn't trying to be cocky, you don't have to yell gosh!!

  • IM AWESOME!!! :D