American Idol - Jasmine Holland - Back to British (FULL)

[SickerThanThou]

I find it funny to see that old bitch complain, since she's probably at least partially to blame for the fact that her daughter has zero self-confidence and thus could never be a star. If you walk into show business looking that shy and uncertain, people are gonna walk all over you.

[EQgamer4life]

what are they? African? They need to go back to African haha :)

[thechickkapub]

THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS, TWO OF 'EM, SO !!!

BEST OF THIS CLIP

[SnakeSkin950]

"He needs to go back to British,"

Well they need to go back to African.

[tayl6140]

BLEHH!!! Major CAMEL TOE!!!! HAHAHA!!!

[ebonyandamberbff]

its crazy you people have nothing better to do yeah bitch i got shot but my kids have always been safe they come first not that its any of your fucken buisness hoe who ever you are plz dont hide behind youtube you must be one of my babydaddy hoes bitch dont nobody wont his broke ass bitch i dont stop him from seeing his kids his just aint a good dad bitch plain and fucken simple get a life bitch get at me when you on some grown woman shit...smfh i love my haters

[mzwinter2424]

bitch plz anyone can read on the internet on how your hoe ass sister almost got her kids killed cps needs to take them kids she an unfit mother and u mad because it the truth you sister is one of the biggest jokes on youtube

[KAYLEE00000]

Lol, the whole "British/French" thing was hilarious but honestly, I do think Simon and Randy were rude when she first walked in and just started laughing.

[fangirl4u]

I'm sorry but Randy is a trip (LOL)

[Coolguyrob2006]

my mom was like you should go and I was like no there's like loads of people to compete against

[schandler19]

Randy's laugh kills me....LMAO

[mzwinter2424]

jasmine holland is an sick bitch she almost got her kids killed by her boy friend that she let beat her this bitch is sick she keeps her kids from they father because he dosent want to be with someone whos an hoe and plays mind games these kids deserve better this bitch luvs to hurt people and dosent care bout her kids those kids are unsafe

[ebonyandamberbff]

@mzwinter2424 u stupid bitch! dats my sister & u have no idea wat ur talkin bout my sister is not no hoe & takes good care of her kids bitch next time u wanna write sumthin bout sum1 come up wit facts dat R fuckin true any1 can say shit over a damn computer but i takes a women 2 b up front about it u dumb lame ass bitch! & trust me her kids R well taken care of so move around wit datt shit u dusty ass hoe dnt u ever talk bout my niece & nephew if u dnt even kno nothin dumb ass hatin females

[rachyi1993]

they sound so stupid and ignorant and the english is not my lenguage so..........yeah

[SnakeSkin950]

"He needs to go back to British"

Well they need to go back to African

[SnakeSkin950]

Holy shit what the fuck kind of laugh is that 2:37 lmao

[latxgirl321]

i went to school with the chick in the brown shirt.

before it aired she hyped it up sooo much that her sister was gon' be on AI.

then her ass got laughed at. lmfaoo.

her sister was trippin' for thinkin' she could sing. smh lol

[CodEisfresh]

and her gouchosss are stickiinngg

[gabbylovesjesus]

She know she cant sin, AT ALL!!!!

[mileyjonascyrus]

i think shes okay at singing shes not horrible

[schoolzsonz]

i know tons of black people but her and her family were so dumb and ignorant

" he neds to go back tu, were he frum? french?!"

no one wants to kiss your old raggedy butt,

teach your daughter how to be confident.

[milaalim74]

@schoolzsonz by the way u dont have 2 be black to 2 be ignorant, just saying

[KiMiix0x]

oh yeah she has a cameltoe in the beginning

[gogetakins]

you need to get over the fact that this is one person and you KNOW that black people pwon at singing. your just having yourself a reason to cuss black people well FUCKING LOOK AROUND YOU PRICK go watch fucking x factor and then you will see that is fucking white people you dickhead

[KiMiix0x]

...i dont know what you're trying to say, or what you're even talking about.

[tokyomilkshake2]

@KiMiix0x why am i not surprised? of course if there's a video of a couple of black people being idiots there's always a bigger idiot hiding in the bushes, throwing the "N" word around. -.-

[ferretkid17]

hahaha french is not a country nor is British

[123720]

they just might be the most retarted black people i know.... next to rayshon kelly

[politirel]

Do these people ever go to school?

[markgoodall]

wow, that was funny. perhaps he judges the americans becasuse he paid for everything? lolz i do like american people but ppl like that make you look silly. they should send her 'back to african' XD

[Chihuawoo]

What did Ryan mean when he said:

'those are my friends. two of them'

?

[pothead27]

Because its simons show, thats why he can say what the hell he wants, lol. If it wasnt for britain then american idol wouldnt exist, pop idol started it all

[mcaf51]

Yeah, he need to go back to French, no he's British, he need to go back to British, and Randy looks like a fat slob, like he just got up and put on anything. Those are my friends, TWO OF THEM! My God, that was priceless, even Seacrest as vying for the position of most stupid person in history.

[minghaoxD]

Crybaby. Go cry back to home.

Her parents don't even know how to tell the difference between nationality and the country.

They criticise like unethical and valueless people. =/ Don't they know that criticism makes one improve?

The ills of modernisation today. Haiz.

[Englishputz]

Oh and LOLOLOOLOL fat old Jasmin! Learn to sing ... or atleast teach ur mum that french aint a country! GO BACK TO FRENCH /rawr

[Englishputz]

The only rude person there was her fat ass, she sucked live with it. As she said every1 is intitled to their own opinions and in this case the judges said their opinion, even i lol'd at her. At the end when randy was being polite saying nicely that she wasnt all that great she verbaly attacked him. Uncalled for

[ethi0chick]

wow. she has a point. things like that can make people really depressed.

at least feel for them, esspeically since they dont know youu.

paula at least trys to be nice.

*yet it is true at the same time, you already know who is judging you, so dont expect nothing but the truth. and dont expect the best. just do your best :)

[Triplesod]

I feel so sorry for you Yanks. I love you lot but you aren't going to shake this stereotype of xenophobic, ignorant, obnoxious, self obsessed imbeciles any time soon. I know how wrong these stereotypes are because I actually know REAL LIFE AMERICANS (yep, proper ones, not pretend ones from Hollywood movies or owt, REAL YANKS!). I know you are witty, intelligent, funny and great company. It's just, I always say, each country has it's idiots, it's just that American idiots shout the loudest:-(

[donna1175]

What difference does it make where someone is from?

Even if Simon werent British he'd still say the same thing, A bad singer is a bad singer period.

I love Simon & Randy

[luv4Aerith]

She said that the judges were being rude when she came in. They weren't being rude at all, there entitled to their own opinions. That woman has to be tone deaf...

[Louiseharriet]

What a lovely personality. *cough*

[rdgloveshouse]

omg! she was so rude to Randy and he didn't even say anything!... they weren't negative 'till she sang, god shes stupid... The mother thought ''French and British'' were countries... they couldn't tell that he was British, like, how sheltered and uneducated can you be!?!... it seemed like they never actually watched the show either...

[Boccherini64]

Did she say, "what is he French"? Christ that was an intelligent family, how stupid can you be! I'm being sarcastic by the way, I'm English!

[thatbklyngirl]

Both she and Her family are delusional.

Why did they lie to her to make her think she can sing, when she's clearly tone deaf.

[crazygymgrl3]

LMAO how ignorant can u be

[guccidiva07]

haha! she thinks french and british is a country! lol!

[obbierayukacslay]

Whats really funny is this stupid american show, and i agree its stupid. Yet the rest of Europe copies it with their own second rate versions. Ken Leee!!! libido whit out shooo!!!

[wizzer1985]

The rest of Europe doesn't copy American Idol. Don't be so ignorant, it is a program thought up by Simon Cowell and Simon Fuller for British TV.

First format was Pop Idol on british tv in 2001. The two of them then sold it around the world under different names.

[Area5107]

Proud Brit here.

First, Randy Jackson is a famous bass player, for Mariah Carey etc, and has worked with a few rock bands i.e Incubus, also did a few gigs here in the UK too.

And Simon Cowell is a record producer and TV producer, aka, the guy that makes it happen for you.

[StackerZ11]

"Where he from, French?"

"No, he's british"

"Yeah, he needs to go back to British"

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MrSummerMadness]

she should go on jerry springer. she was so stupid lol..

[KarinMozina]

oh may...france? britiSH? get some school girl! and dissing randy? who does she think she is? mariah carey? gosh, some people need to be more humble..

[SnakeSkin950]

he needs to go back to british

[Jdesu101]

Go back to France,British or wherever you're from Simon!

[krisaneselle]

what 'go back to british'?? british is a nationality not a country!!

[hulashakes]

Exactly. That is the point I was trying to make by posting this video...

[KPStapes]

@krisaneselle

yeah ur right.. when she said "france" in that rly american accent.. i couldn't hold myself. :D

i mean it was bloody rude of the judgesto laugh.. but i mean cmon..

how can u not notice a british accent.. xD

[mysticstar2008]

But "Go back to British" was priceless! LOL

[mysticstar2008]

She's bad... but they were really rude.. I mean, they started laughing as soon as the girl entered the room.

[jun1p3r]

yeah whats that about? maybe they laughed at her camel toe..

[Triplesod]

Think that had something to do with whatever they were talking about before she came in.

Maybe they were bemoaning the lack of talent on offer and saying that the city was full of clones that all look the same, dress the same, sing the same, sound the same etc etc and then someone came in to prove that.

Just a wild guess, I don't know where they were or have any idea who they saw, I didn't/don't watch the program.

[michjadeswee]

if she got lessons, she could be good.

[hulashakes]

No, lessons would be a waste of time.  She could possibly use some grammar lessons.

[michjadeswee]

haha true, true.

[syrio1979]

@hulashakes maybe use some nasal spray or antiallergic drugs

[Rinahboo]

Thas was soo sad, i couldnt laugh at this one...:(

[um876]

LOL @ "Go back to British!" I guess Having Holland as a last name didn't help! Or does she even know where that is?

[Triplesod]

Well, do you? You might be surprised.

Ask a Dutch person, ie someone from The Netherlands, where Holland is. In fact, there is a Dutch lady in this vvveeerrryyyy thread, calling herself "Early Start". Maybe she could explain.

It is quite a complicated matter, as I'm sure you know most of Europe is. I know many Americans struggle with the concept of the nation of the United Kingdom, which is the also the nations, or regions/principality of Eng, Scot, Wales and Northern Ireland/Ulster. WHAT?!?

[Triplesod]

No wonder you Americans get confused with what the fuck to call that weird looking little (relative to your country. We're smaller than some of your lakes!) island. The UK? Britain? The British Isles? England? Scotland? Wales? Norn Ireland? Ulster? Ermm. So, what is Ireland? OK, and N Ireland is just the north part of that country? WHAT?!!! What do you mean Wales isn't a country it's a principality!?! Is Scotland a country? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "KIND OF?!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LIMEY BASTARDS!!!;)

[Triplesod]

Hehe Sorry, I'm making fun of us Brits for being such a confused and confusing lot, not you lot.

There are people in Ireland, Eng and Scots that don't know whether Ireland is part of the UK or not and if the UK is a country, or whether their region of the UK is a country.

It might confuse you but from ages 3 to 14 British children don't have any conventional school classes (no mathS etc), just sit in front of a map of Brit Isles all day, while some half mad lady tries to explain what we are!;-)

[diefelo1]

hahahaha the comments are more hylarious than the videos lol, but yeah, stupid girl, what does randy do?? hahaha that cracked me up!

[randombrowndude7]

READ LOL: I have this episode on my computer. Do you see how the retards retarded family is waiting outside holding that poster? If you read it it says "Jasmine, ARE next American Idol"- 'Are' opposed to 'Our' LMAO. These idiots are SO uneducated its not even funny. Oh well, back to British!

[Triplesod]

I suppose it's typical if you purposely seek the most intelligence impoverished Americans and ignore or forget all the wonderful minds coming out of that country of such short history, relative to ours (the Netherlands/Habsburg and the UK/England).

It IS funny to laugh at the "dumb Yanks" but also lazy and a sad attempt at clinging onto a stupid stereotype which could quite easily be used for your country and mine (certainly mine). We hate their lazy generalisations, so why not rise above them?

[amindbody]

This is a cruel world. I was laughing my ass off as were Simon and Randy. She asked what did you do? to Randy. Funny. I bet she hasn't heard of Donovan, Black Sabbath, Aphex Twin, Harold Budd, Ennio Morricone, Mario Puzo, and others; and how are you supposed to know everything about everything. Just an attempt to save face, which she didn't, that dumbass.

[Triplesod]

Wait? Aphex Twin?? What???

What is the connection there, mate? I know RDJ produces his own records, so it can't be in production.

Can you tell me what his role was, please? I'm not at all doubting you, just very interested. In fact, I would be interested to know his role with Sabbath and Donovan too. Of course, I could Wiki but I prefer intelligent discourse with someone knowledgeable, like your good self.

[amindbody]

Watch 2:10 to 2:30. My comment simply was: She probably hadn't heard the names of those that I listed. Make sense now? Cheers.

[artistanbul]

so.. do they need to go back to african?

[BOIZADAS]

AH! I love america for their stupidity! They always make laugh! Sorry about my english. I am from Portugal so you know!

[Triplesod]

Do you know, Boizadas, that Portugal is infamous throughout Europe for having the most stupid, cretinous, idiotic people in the whole of Eurasia?

There was a news item about Saramago and Egas Moniz. They interviewed some people from Madeira and the mainland, a couple of the people interviewed had never heard of the Nobel Prize and one thought it was a television game show.

Portuguese are so stupid, it really makes us laugh! What idiots! Most stupid Euro nation award for 27 consecutive years!

[Triplesod]

OK. Sorry Boizadas. Of course no one thinks that way about your country. I know we Brits love the Portuguese people and we love your country (I'm very, very sorry you have to put up with so many drunken, fighting idiots from our isles and have to see so many ugly, fat, white, British beer bellies on your gorgeous beaches!). Do you know you are our longest allies?

Anyway, I hope my point isn't lost on the irony of calling Portuguese idiots when mentioning two Porto idiots and two Porto genius'

[Triplesod]

No doubt I DID make my point badly, so just to clarify. We all know that USA has had a great number of people we can, even with the most conservative criteria, label "genius". From the sciences, arts, popular culture, academia, humanitarians, etc, in such a short space of time, USA has produced some truly great people. It is unfair that we should decide that they are a "stupid" nation by ignoring them and concentrating on the cretins. We all have our idiots it's just USA's idiots shout loudest.

[sugarbobaker]

Those niggers have no right to say anything because they were speaking in their ebonics saying "He need to go back French" and "He need to go back to British" and "How can he tell who sangs and not sang?" Umm, here's a thought. GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN AND START ALL OVER AGAIN, because obviously, you've never even been taught basic grammar, dumbass lady. God, I'm pissed. Can anyone else please reply and add anything?

[Zeracheil]

same, it just shows how ignorant this country is becoming and it's really sickening to know this is now excepted as part of our culture.

[fuckinmezie]

shut up u racist piece of shit and go watch ur kiddy shows there... hows that for a reply u twat

[MsSocialist]

This is why i hate Americans. :P lol

[christianptrsn]

This makes me hate American's to, and I am one.

[Triplesod]

Stupid to hate Yanks because of 1 dimwitted, ignorant family who's whole existence, understanding, knowledge and desire gravitates around their huge arses.

We (Brits) have the same amount of idiots as you (per capita), the problem is, your idiots shout the loudest.

There are as many things about America to hate as their is to love but the people deserve no hatred due to a horrible minority who give the 299 million others a bad name.

[Triplesod]

Yanks are great people and deserve our sympathy and support for having to put up with such pricks!

We can help each other out. You (USA) send your police guns to our police so we (UK) can deal with having the highest crime rates in the developed World (UK crime rates are much higher than the USA, especially violent crime. though your murder rates are obscene!) and we'll send our best minds to teach your American Idiots about the World outside your borders and battle the evil ignorance! Deal?;)

[Triplesod]

Jeeezass!!

Did I really just write "their is just as many..."??? Did I really just use "their" instead of "there"???

Frightening!!

I really need to get some sleep.

Embarrassing too, as we are talking about idiocy here (blushes).

[Triplesod]

Sad to read that, Ms S. As a fellow Brit, it embarrasses me and makes you look just as ignorant and stupid as the plums in the vid.

I know you aren't being serious but people will take your post seriously that it will actually cause hatred.

Socio-economics on the internet...

P.s. One strange thing about Americans though, is their crazed fear of Socialism.

Unfortunately they seemed to agree too much with the 80's every man for themselves, fuck everyone else Thatcherite/Reagan philosophy:(

[NonaDodson]

She can't sing and her *whatever* doesn't even know where British people are from. lol. Weird family!

[trisha0106]

She has some nerve to say Randy was a fat slob who just rolled out of bed and put on anything...cause she is a fat ass, and she dresses like shit....oh and she had camel toe....she couldn't sing and she needs to deal with it, her family needs a serious history lesson....Just because a person isn't from the united states doesn't mean they can't hear when a person sounds like shit

[Triplesod]

I've no idea why anyone would give you thumbs down for this, Trish. There's nothing at all in your post that could be disagreed. Only thing I can think is you either have a snidey YT stalker who follows you around replying to you with nasty comments and thumbs down. Or one of those cretinous family members actually read your post.

I'll reinstate the thumb for you;)

Anyway, as you said, it seems this family doesn't realise the Brits have made the best, most important music since the early 60's.

[Exoneratis]

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