Raw Video: Woman Reports Herself As Drunk Driver

[rajib2k5]

@AssociatedPress is getting a laugh out of someone reporting themselves as drunk. This criticism is pointed toward @AssociatedPress and nobody else who may be enjoying the clip to pass their time. If you were driving around her, would you have preferred she never reported herself or would you have preferred taking the chance? Would you encourage people to avoid asking for help when they need to (for example in a situation like this)? The posting of this clip discourages others from getting help.

[LoveRoss01]

Drunk driving. Classic.

[coccinelle80]

ROFL what a fucken loser! Alcoholic trash has now been redefined!

[mageguy3]

some people really are honest wen they are drunk lol

[JonasC22]

I hope they police brutalitied her.

[ekocentric]

Is there such a thing as a self citizen arrest?

[Trollinace]

Epic fail white trash at it's best

[TransAmFSAS]

This is what happens when you drunk dial 911.

[benlyons83]

classic cry for attention....

[Maniaxe613]

"I am them."

[miadriana420]

d.u.i. aint no joke shes gonna do a night i jail

[gaylee0714]

she looks like a nice lady. On the good side she is still a good citizen of america.

[sexymomma687]

WOW!! It shows how stupid people in the world really are...guess it's good she called on herself and maybe saved someones life!

[manuelcolonsoto]

"can i take my seat belt off?"

[sunscour]

Let this be a lesson to every drunk dialer out there.

[kurfuffel]

she self-snitched

thats too funny..

you am them?

[Delicateshon]

@kurfuffel Lol...you am them....

[xXpiano3loveXx]

@Delicateshon I KNOW RIGHT? That's my favorite part!

[G33KG1RL7]

HAHAHAHAHAHA woooow.

[AgentCROCODILE]

SELF-SNITCH

[supraman181]

snitch

[grantr456]

LOL

[guuuuiiiinnnnssss56]

wow

[animatedbreak]

I like how the the guy is able to keep completely-near serious with this woman talking to him. Kudos.

[bromorgen]

wow that's not alcohol

that's the work of drugs!

you couldn't be that stupid!

unless it was a joke and that didn't sound like one haha

[jshintoth]

...

[beast14money]

u idiot u told on urself

[motfubb]

dumb cunt

[penguintranquelizer]

baahahahahahahahahahahhaha thats amazing

[kamaljotsdhaliwal]

I am them.

You am them?

I am them.

[bigbother1]

well she is honest, i recomend she not get drunk lol

[paramithia]

haha she smoked to much weed or something

[nmryda]

@paramithia Hey, they say drinking makes you a lot more honest lol!

[ragtopman242]

Most be Something in the cheese!

She had the right to remain silent, she just didn't have the abiltiy!!

[Llindzb89]

are you behind them?

no i am them!!!!!!! ahhh

HAHAHAHAHA

[QueenElysabeth]

This is hysterically funny! "I am THEM"!!

Rofl

[SilverNightstorm]

I am them... its sweet that she reported herself tho :)

[StevesWifeCharlo]

She sounds so calm. I am them. My God.

[420kushchronic]

MADE UP...trying to get paid with "hits" PISS!!

[TheDainisD]

god bless america!

[zyodei]

So, she called for help because she was afraid she was a danger on the road...and they throw her in jail? Thanks, guys...

"To serve and protect", right.

[WinWhistler]

You're an idiot. If she was driving drunk she was driving drunk, that's the bottom line.

[WhiteAngelful]

Omg!! she's so stupid...

[V1t4m1nB]

"I am them"

"You am them?"

lol

[brianwildemusic]

I think she just wanted to go to jail guys. Free bed, food, all paid for by us...

It's fucking sick.

[TheKayMathews]

this is my friends mom's friend. MWAHAHA.

[ashinathensga]

Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious???

I am them!!!!!

[anniedaws]

Go easy on Mary!

[neBo503]

You have to give her respect for turning herself in. I can respect that.

[rocketmustarddog]

"I am them." LOL!!

[Tracy3686]

LOL This is so funny. The 911 operator calls her SIR too. Lmao.

[kolan667]

I PLEAD THE FIF

[benolly22]

Why the hell didn`t she just pull over and call a taxi instead of the police.

[thesilvernymph]

Because she lives in rural Wisconsin. There are no taxis in rural Wisconsin. Ever been there? She's got a better likelihood of catching a ride from a moose.

[nygirl1342]

can i take my seatbelt off?

[roundarspiran]

lolz... people can't be more stupid..

[you2begin]

...And you thought YOU were an idiot. Why doesn't she just stop driving, and punish herself if she feels she deserves it? Why get taken to court? This is self sabotage at its worst.

[CrackerJackLee]

Tarnation! good for you Mary! i hope the judge goes easy on you...and throw out the booze...you don't need it...

[armoni85]

This is why u dumb ass people should make drinking illegal, and let alone that, u know its wronge, let alone those that dont drink those that drink admit its wronge. The government dont give a fck they jst wanna make money. it should begin from the people. and dont say its impossible to do that. there are so many countries in the world that have drinking illegal completly and they have the least number of crimes from any country that allows drinking. made my point.

[FunPika4]

They tried, it didn't end well. *Points towards 18th and 21st Amendments*

[gurrmuff]

Well, it may be wrongE (see what I did there? :D) But you have no substancial evidence. PROOF! I WANT TO START A FAT YOUTUBE ARGUEMENT! GIVE ME PROOF THAT THESE COUNTRIES (name them please) HAVE THE LEAST AMMOUNT OF CRIME :D

[Metallicrazy]

hahah learn how to fucking type before you call us dumb ass. why should the government have to protect the people from something the people should know how to use in moderation?

[Fear162]

kudos

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

ANYWAYZ

[TiramisuHappy]

For some reason, this makes me want to watch Fargo again!!

[tiptiptapable]

taking the seat belt off is stupid, someone can rear end you when you are stopped. silly silly. plus if she started driving again she may forget to put it on being drunk

[pubtor]

lol

[namename654]

From a birds eye view, she's probably an honest person. And best not to drive drunk, or even drink.  But self incrimination will only screw your self.

[average220]

"I em them" "U em them?"

[spiritsA]

at 0:34 the police wanted to laugh

[kylescousins]

wat a retard

[JOKERGOMEZ81]

thats hilarious

[melindaforyou]

this is the funniest 911 call i have ever heard

[zeitgeisthero]

this is what you call mindcontrol. wonder which govt facility she escaped from ?

[connroe98k]

hahaha

[ntdnad]

LOL

[eskamokiller]

i live their omfggg i live in eua clarie!

[xs1ner]

wow

what a moron

was so she so drunk that she thought it might be a good idea to call herself in?

Human Fail.

[ipodkiller6]

how is she a moron. she obviously realized she made a mistake by getting behind the wheel and felt guilty. not fail at all. we need more people like this

[xs1ner]

are you a doofus? shes a MORON for turning herself in. the smart thing to do would have been to pull over. walk home. dump out all her alcohol at home. sober up. get the car later. and never do it again

not call herself in like a dumbass and get arrested. probably gonna do a small amount of jail time. waste time going to court. court cost. and dealing with a fine or community service or if it isnt her time offense having to deal with more jail time

yeah shes a moron. Like you.

[ipodkiller6]

i didn't insult you, asshole so what's your fucking problem. my best friend died from getting hit by a drunk driver two months ago so i take this kind of shit personally. take your thumb out of your ass and stop insulting people you don't know

[xs1ner]

you did insult me you prick. you insulted me with your stupidity. sorry about your friend but come on. turning yourself in is not smart. THERE ARE REAL CRIMINALS out there that should be in court. not this lady. but because she turned herself in she is just gonna put a small dent in the legal system that shouldnt have been there in the first place.

[angelicsoulz]

Took the words outta my mouth.I hope the judge goes easy on her for being responsible enough to not continue driving knowing she was completely smashed unlike some people.

[Vleesball]

she is german..i can tell.

[cherrydog9]

"you am them?"  lol

[Iwashere83]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! Hilarious!

[HiGuy505]

i'm in park!

...ok

[12GaugeLosAngeles]

i could tell the operator was thinking is thisa joke?

[ahhyo2006]

15 minutes of shame is all it is. Their will always be people who want and try to be in the lime light, regardless on how demeaning it maybe.

[THEUTUBEHATER]

lol to funny.

[ibstarmagic]

Ah, this is funny as hell.

[peinay]

Oh my gosh, I cannot stand drunk drivers, but this video made me laugh so hard.

[gcrusader92]

Woot first comment.

Smart woman but better a lie than a truth