Wood-Yi and Bai Ling

[PAULFC93]

Wood Yi was radio gold.

[tommy1gtr]

i love hearing artie crack up to wood-yi

[tylerdurden4495]

If you want to call me a racist, I don't give a shit.

I've dated 3 Asian women in my life. Never again. They're completely fucked up in the head. As in dangerous. Anyone else had this experience?

[rick7531]

@tylerdurden4495 They are so fucked up, thinking all Americans are rich, wanting for you to buy and give them all that is possible. They don't fuck so well. either, and the stinking fish sauce is sickening. I've been the route.No more, crazy white women only.

[thedarthflagger]

the classic line was when wood yi said "SOON YI SPREAD YOUR CHOPSTICKS I'M COMING HOME" LOL.

[lonesamurai2027]

Can you put your yellow butterfly in my face?

[ericdxx]

Who wrote those lines? those are as good or better than the stuff jackie and melendez would write.

[MsDeeksization]

@ericdxx Those lines make Jackie look like a genius. They were just stupid.

[theripper715]

@MsDeeksization These lines are hilarious. I wonder who wrote, "do your farts spell like rice?" I'm guessing sal.

[wilcox24]

who writes woodyi's lines?

[pixigirl999]

One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

"If I find out you're a man I'll kill you" haha

[mojofakkman]

Dumass gooks

[Valkonnen]

@mojofakkman Gooks are Vietnamese, Thai, Phillipino etc...Chinese, are Chinks....

[SagginWillies]

Funny shit, nuf said :)

[pjicleanair420]

if i find out later your a man ill kill you

[pjicleanair420]

very funny stuff

[frankbagofdonuts]

I'm crying this is so funny!! The show today is still funny, but rarely this good. And this was on "regular" radio!!!

[Schiklegruber82]

Favorite Wood Yi quotes: "If you play your cards right, I'll make you top asian whore."

"According to the chinese calendar, this is the year of the dirty sanchez."

"Do you have hepatitis C, are you usually this yellow?"

[Gonk]

lol Bai link and Wood Yi together make the funniest team ever they should get a show together on sirrius lol

[saruman84]

I fucking love Wood Yi! Bring him to Sirius

[Gonk]

why isn't he on Sirrius they use his bit sounds but I haven't heard him on the show at all latley?

[Microwavish]

He doesn't work at Sirius

[Gonk]

why not?

[vampirehunterme]

LMAO. robin scolding artie was great. "oh artie, thats not funny!!"

:i'm not..heh heh heh laughing"

[markysig]

Howard: "Say something romantic."

Wood Yi: "Do your farts smell like rice?"

[theripper715]

@markysig his timing and delivery are perfect on that one

[Zenon2006]

these were the days!!!

now long gone and replaced by Beth O, NSAL and The Hamptons

Sad

[June28July]

NSAL?

[Zenon2006]

North Shore Animal League....a so called animal charity that Beth is the spokesperson for. It has some of the worst ratings a charity can get.

[rick7531]

@Zenon2006 I am glad, after reading so many comments that Sterns show now sucks, that I did not get Sirius radio to pay his huge slary.

[83thedude]

more Wood-Yi LOL