The Tea Rap

[TheMichealmc]

my teas so hot even blow up dolls get wet hahaha

[planetery]

The only good thing i can say is that I like the string sample.

You guys fail on tea knowledge, general style/panache, and obligatory cute bitch.

[exiledaxeman]

12 cups a day?!!...pfft amature

[xxtheslook]

i like TEA

[genuinelyaperson]

Yet more proof that tea makes everything better.

[ColonelMaxim]

I say, good topic but quite a lot of unnecessary vulgarity.

[maggieumbra]

While it's not Professor Elemental, it is nice to see an American perspective. As it turns out, I think I much prefer raps about tea.

[anjinsan9000]

@maggieumbra Mr B 4life

[murm3l]

omg...

[Hammerheart10]

Um...ah...yes...er...quite...

[batfink161]

professor elementals cup of brown joy is so much better

[xhado123]

You didn't research tea enough... you still use teabags...

[randomhenchmen]

thank you for this, it made my day.

[w1llhaven]

Redbush anyone?

[SpasticEliteStudios]

*gigglesnort* This is just....lol.

[jackrules94]

This is everything I've been looking for in a song!

[Professsor]

God save the Tea.

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

Could have mentioned the glock when the glockenspiel kicks in.

[jazzncoffee93]

ahaha, the names are genius, I love Camamillionaire

[PostersNShizPR]

Sick. The new Mr B video is out this Friday!

[Daedalus294]

judging by the money handed in 1:11, maybe they are canadian ?

[RohanTheTeaLover]

Cream? In tea? Seriously? You're doing it wrong. And Tetley is maybe just about top 5, but definitely not top three - PG, Twinings, Yorkshire... *unimpressed*

I think I'll stick to Kula Shaker and Elemental for my tea based music as both of them are plainly native drinkers and know what they're on about...

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

@RohanTheTeaLover No no, it goes PG, Twinings, Typhoo.

[RohanTheTeaLover]

@FeedsNoSliesMusic - NO! Typhoo struggles to get to the top 5! They have been making me drink it at work this last month and it's so many miles away from my top three. Shameful!

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

@RohanTheTeaLover Well, I wouldn't rate Yorkshire so highly myself! Although, it might be because we found a tin of it in our cupboard and it was disgusting, but it turned out the tin came with the house and my mum finishes paying the mortgage in a few years.

[RohanTheTeaLover]

@FeedsNoSliesMusic - Bahahaa! There's nothing like old age to ruin a decent cuppa tea :P

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

@RohanTheTeaLover Haha, I can definitely vouch for that.

[st0kes]

Not bad! But like the other commenters I would like a clean version.

[tripletlads]

It would be easier to share if it wasn't filled with vulgarities.

[SkyMurphy77]

I like it... but it doesn't seem like you need to curse

[HighlandAirGun]

Dont give up your day job

[RasAlGhul4000]

Sorry but t-bagg lets this down a bit.

[senan23]

Make Tea Not War

[ralahinn1]

D-a-m-n I think I am starting to find rappers I like

[blandmobile]

hoo hoo hoo hee hee hee!

Take tea and see!

[FordymeisterJ]

You drink more tea than all of us British? My good sir, I put to you that Canada is languishing far behind the UK in tea consumption per capita...

[lyricalchocybear]

hahahaa i dont fly around in a private jet but my tea is so hot blow up dolls get wet loool crease!!!

[YouPubeist]

12 cups per day? Pffffft. Amateurs!

[supercrampo]

You confuse - Vivaldi is Italian....

[subscooby]

Jesus Christ.

[alpha18412]

Sorry: keep FF'ing to the parts with Ms. Razzi D.

[mr24hours7]

I can see it all day I LOVE

[mr24hours7]

I am drinking 12 cup of TEA 

[mr24hours7]

i am drinking  12 cup a day too

[Itylsi]

I know poshos cooler than you.

Think about it.

[zedolor]

This is hilarious. I want the lyrics.

[zedolor]

I want the lyrics to this.

[WorkingClassSaints]

This is too good - the anthem of the Tea Revolution taking place around the world.

Fuck Coffee!

[Poobsterdood]

Came expecting the worst but was pleasantly surpised. Fun stuff homies.

[wargreymon121]

Notorious T.E.A.! stop mocking You sister Amy! lolz

[RDog4484]

hahaha, cammamillionaire was my favorite.

fucking great.

[Lalo3001]

One of my fave videos-Can't stop watching this!

Awesome!

PS:

Fuck Coffee.

[buttamombo7]

the blonde is turgidorama fur shur fellas. can not stop watchin' this kilarious video - this gang gotta do more!

[es1064]

fuck coffee!

[MrDuncan23]

if i was american i'd be in this rap

[Weedwhackers25]

Canadian brother.....look at the money

[comedytracker]

END THE SENSELESS WAR!

[weishauptogram]

''Bitch I'm gonna kill you when you fuck with my tea.''

Words to live by.

[michiyoyoshiku]

Instant classic

[415juliana]

hahaha so great.

[anjinsan9000]

He did indeed, God alone knows what he was referring to.

[anjinsan9000]

Tea should never be served cold...ever....ever!

[WhichDoctor1]

Damn right. and did that guy mention chocolate pate ? :O That's just not cricket!

[AAshaneZZ]

hahaha this is awesomee

[PoutineRoutine92]

thanks scott!

[ScottCorbett4]

i love this Its awsome

[Lalo3001]

Pretty good! Not Bad!

It's not Snoop, Wayne or Game, but not bad!

I like 1:10 where the dudes are dealin' Tetleys (LOL)!!

[morganicmorgaine]

I like me some nice clean Canadian hip hop.

[omgwtfbbqponies]

this is brilliantly insane. lmao.

[wensou]

Put the kettle to the metal. Funny as all hell.

[JackoAllen1]

Coffee = American

Tea = English

There just the rules, im sorry.

[Illumefortune]

Im canadian so what the hell do I do ;)

[RDog4484]

you might just be shit out of luck.

:-P

[WormsEatingYourEyes]

I'm Canadian as well. I think we're closer to the Brits and the Frenchies than Americans. So probably...tea, or wine. Or tea wine!

[Egoist1957]

Great. Now I want some tea.

[OlLiEblue]

Just lol! =]

[coolstuff1014]

haha thats funny!!!

[FrankCleocuz]

hahahah, good stuff, loved it

[jed1789]

haha nicee (Y)

[NeonCommando]

why?

[IO1011]

"Is there anything more funny than somebody just drastically white trying to speak colloquial hood?"

-Space Ghost

[thefinewino]

hahaha. This is hilarious, nicely done.

[bikerguy737]

um this fucking sucks ass, u all might as well go kill urselves,

[ibanezcc]

will do. thanks for the constructive critisism.

[AmberHertz]

ha ha , good times... although coffee is sooo much better.

[Luephis]

Hell no. Green Tea for life, man!

[W1llThomson]

glad i stumbled across this , Earl Grey your hard as fuck.

[snyderxxx]

this shit is so hot u guys are cool big papa is funny like donkeys and water

[StevenPeters]

whos tom phillips?

[peteradamson]

tom phillips is a sexy sexy boy

[JammyXIII]

Awesome... I love a cuppa Tea

[SkelpYourHead]

gnome.. shut the fuck up.. obiviously their just kidding you fuck..... i love you brad.

[gnomeslouter]

makin fun of B.I.G. it aint funny motherfuckers, i gotta admit, beats nice, but, dont make fun of the legends

[ben88max88]

lol, you gimp

[EisenbergFlavour]

kiddie

[maryann1067]

Barry's tea is the best.....Lyons is a close second....

[unforgivenpain]

this is my bestfriends brothers video

[obliviousnetbrowser]

Omg you guys are awesome!

[nnamssorxela]

I can't even begin to count about how many times I've listened to this....and loved it every time!!

Make another (different subject matter of course)!

[Charlez08]

Holy shit! This shit is actually good. These fools are even better and Soulja Boy!

[Charlez08]

sorry I meant to say than instead of "and."

[KoreanMilkman2007]

anything is better than soulja boy...

[CorboseMusic]

@KoreanMilkman2007 anything?!?!? even this?!?!? i dunnnnoooooo..its pretty close

[COLLEY556]

Fancy a cup of Earl Grey, anyone? Chin chin.

[buttongirl15]

TEA!!!!!! I like this!!! it kicks so much ass

[macmatic]

This could have been bad, really bad.... but you rocked that shit. Who says white, suburban kids can't rhyme?

[Spookoyuko]

Give these Mutha's theirt due. This ain't Moog vs. Skyline, its the Tea Collective Aginst the Beans: Mashed, poured and milked up against the World.

**** coffee!

[D4vy87]

Sos Tetleys, it's the Yorkshire Gold all the way... Sell your grandmother for a cup!

[Garbler]

Yorkshire Gold? Are you kidding?? Twining's, it's all about Twining's. The original makers of Earl Grey.

[oldschoolkickflipp]

i agree, twinings is good, but what's with them making coffee?!

xx

[rippanation]

nah you need to be looking a tea elemental for a crazy british tea rap.

tea elemental

[StevenPeters]

FACT:

I was Roughly 5 hours late for filming because I took a seizure... YAY!

[studnessmuffin]

that was sweet

[TheELeMental]

Fuk your tea!

[uridium]

haha like it alot, i'm British but i dont drink tea :x

[LoveVampire]

oh god I love this song. Can I download it somewhere?

[SkaterG62]

these cunts r fuckin legends ahahahaha!

[trueintellect]

Oh and their name is skylinemediaTORONTO...duh. Well ya'll, next time I'm in Toronto I wanna see a concert.

[trueintellect]

These guys are likely Canadian. The money exchanged for some street tea was Canadian I think. I like the song.

[ibanezcc]

Yeah they are Canadian. Altho I(the tea dealer) am from Northern Ireland.

[xiz90]

Looks very Swedish.

[apollyon1]

Yorkshire Tea is de best

[rippa1889]

i agree wholeheartedly !!

[apollyon1]

I was trying tho get a whole "eastside is de best" - "westside is de best" thing going on (ali g) but when one side is so clearly supreeme it doesn't realy get going!

I mean who can defend tetley after they try yorkshire?

[SpocksSister08]

iced tea is an abomination.

[audiodead]

Brilliant.

Tea is underrepresented on YouTube.

[Uncloudedcobra]

Ice tea ftw... lol unless you have a cold... then earl grey... with lemon lol

[zzzzzezzzzz]

thats buttter than d12

[skylinemediatoronto]

Enjoy the video...drink some tea...or don't...either way don't argue as this is all in good fun.

[hoss1962]

Cream in tea >>>Yuck. Thought cream in tea was just a Hong Kong perversion...;>

[BladesofSteal]

KING COLE MOTHA FUCKA! and thats the loose leaf variety cause I like me tea strong XD

[tingelidut]

lol, i dunno why, But i cant realy imagine a British gangster (No offence, i know they exist somewhere :b )... its just not right xD

[hdcw2000bc]

we do have them. since everyone's always goes on about how they really "loved their muvvah" every time one of them gets killed as if it somehow mitigates all the appalling violence they've inflicted on others im assuming that they do like tea, but only the way mummy makes it. and biscuits. they probably like biscuits too.

[tingelidut]

yea, i do know they are there, and they are (or can be) as tough as "Gangsters" from other countries.. I just think its a funny picture xD

[hdcw2000bc]

sorry. wasnt meaning to be a pain in the ass. took your comment as being in jest. hope you take mine in the same way!

[KitDivine]

ddddaaaamnnn

[mikeyman9]

i will take poeticder to tht conteset and will drink you under the table but i am a brit to .. jus more hardcore lol

[poeticider]

I CHALLENGE THEE TO A TEA DRINKING CONTEST!!! c'mon u cant drink more tea than a brit!

[iorkel]

UUUUUH you drink too much tea you're tough aren't you... you tough tea drinking brit.

[trickay444]

i laughed more at this than the iammoog tea rap.

[zachg51]

lol

[rillz07]

british tea drinkin mofo ere representin the fukin pg tips!

[mouflagecrab555666]

no one but noone drinks more tea that the british !!!!!!!!!!!!! TALLY HO

[mikeyman9]

:D yh one of then in this rap only sed 12 cups a day .. they discust me try 600000000 lol

[mouflagecrab555666]

exacly try and stop drinking tea and u get cold turkey syptoms...... tea and cold turkey rhyme lol fun

[ArchieAA]

Interesting two well produced video's rapping about tea come out just day's from each other...

[tronbroomiester]

mate im thinkn us british cud drink u under the table suuuuun!! TEA BAGS STILL IN THE BROO N ALL!!!!

[rillz07]

lol legendary tea is the shit

[MyShitstainedAsshole]

delicious ass shit

[wuzzup67]

i juz don lik rap cuz itz a bunt ov reterds and i juzt don get tha sture lin

[MadZer0]

wow way to steal a snoop dogg line haha

[RVqueen]

Tea always makes me rap. I am so amazed that this phenomenon is global. I sing about the "Green Tea Lady"... some random woman at the store who convinced my husband to buy $50 of tea, and got me addicted. Oh baby try Green Tea with Pomegranate, lime and honey, you are in paradise. I was just drinking mine, wishing I could send it to everyone in the world. PEACE

[jimmyjacko2]

1:50 SUCKS

[MaimiYoshizawa1]

unfortunately you're right

[nevskislake]

Yes kaizedavis,

This is what I see when I see hip hop (pretty laughable, huh!). I think hip hop stars take themselves way too seriously; they could take some lessons from these guys!

[crowskull789]

u see that douche that comes in at 1:50? yeah,that fag? he needs to DIE!!

[kaymon12]

sry for dbl post but, he says cream in tea at 2:02

[ibanezcc]

cream's another word for those little milk cartons or some shit. "creamers". (i think/i hope). I dunno...take it up with Big Papa Pekoe. ha.

[kaymon12]

you can put cream in tea!?

[fluffyhelen]

Legen... dary.

[Chatzoth504]

I enjoyed that. As a fellow tea-drinker, I think this doesn't portray the beverage in the best light, but it is certainly the most entertaining tea-related-thing I have seen. Good job!

[kaizedavis]

LOL white rappers are funny ass hell!!

is that what yall see when yall see hip hop on tv? LOL, its funny different peoples interpretations lol

[ibanezcc]

It's a rap about TEA. How seriously do you think we're actually taking it? haha. Course i dont think all rap videos are like that. altho there's definitely some! (the rediculous ones).

[sophieewohaa]

Chocolate paste, as in Nutella, in tea?!

[Alvatron4000]

And "T-bag" needs his head kicking in.

[Alvatron4000]

You aren't a tea drinker unless you drink normal tea, not all this vanilla gayness.

[sgtreef]

chocolate paste in tea, u Canadians are weird tea to me is is pg tips, tetley and Yorkshire tea.

question do u Canadians drink normal tea.

[ibanezcc]

Disclaimer: Each verse is written by the person who raps it. The rest of the 'crew' do not put chocolate paste in their tea; i can assure you. ha.

[cabaldevin]

Totally awesome and off the hook. Are you going to make an MP3 available?

[Alvatron4000]

12 cups is a day is nothing, pussy.

[tallpaul2007]

Good video, you can tell this is going to be a youtube hit very soon!

[daflew]

SWEET! with cream please

[artur1halo]

That's too much tea can do to you

you become an addict you would do anything for a cup of the goodness

[Gazmus]

He mentioned cream...guy with braces is a fraud! He knows nothing, philistine.

[WhichDoctor1]

Was just thinking that myself, cream! You can't put cream in a nice cuppa char!

Apart from that, grate vid!

[norsef]

Forget the cream, just a Yankism for milk, these heathens put chocolate paste and vanilla in their tea. Ruddy colonials.

[WhichDoctor1]

WHAT! your kidding? Thats discusting!

[ateist]

have you got a radio edit i can play for my mum?

[hhryah]

Oh m God, I died laughing at the names. T-BAGG$?! That's fantastic! XD I'll go put my kettle to the mettle and pour myself some happiness. :D

[Elliebear09]

LMAO! this is the shit!