Being a Lady: Part 1 Food and Drink

[Seeringipity]

Halarious!

[matlock12c]

Now THAT was GREAT!

5 stars for you...

[Ziggystarla]

stop being so adorable!! i'll have to fly over there and hug you.

"one should never belch" =x

[DoctorDouglasDark]

I didn't think Youtube let you post erotic content!

[eshninerforest]

I'm proud of you.

[pablo1917]

Will there be an episode about pooping and other relevant activities? I shall be waiting patiently, or as long as my curiosity allows me to.

[m112phy]

"we're not savahes, we're ladies" hahahaha classic! i hope all women take your advice. :)

[stylistbrighton]

lol...nice xx

[Ahuvati]

I am a lady who eats whit the hands and drinks beer

xxx

[Maddoxhardcore]

(shhhh...so am i...!)

[nadia8me]

Miss Maddox the only reason one gets along with one my dear is because we are such ladieeesss miss you xx

[WillzWatching]

My friend has your bed frame! How terribly common. :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

From Maskreys? You have a friend living in south Wales?

Darling darling darling...you must be mistaken, mine is practically custom made, I assure you! A real lazy avoids Ikea at all costs...

[eddplant]

That might be the best typo I've ever seen.

[thetaylorwilson]

lady maddox, you are oh so very charming.

will you marry me? we can bear beautiful, delicate, lady children and name them Gertrude, Mindy, and Esther. no boys of course.

p.s. i am a lady as well. will this be a problem?

[Maddoxhardcore]

Dearest thetaylorwilson,

I was so delighted to receive your correspondence and would graciously accept your offer, i'd love to marry you and have your lady childs, us both being ladies shouldn't be a problem, I'm almost certain that this is a minor bump in the road and we are bound to live a full and happy life with Gertrude, Mindy, and Esther.

Yours Lovingly,

Your future wife.

Lady Maddox of the Manor.

[Maddoxhardcore]

It's called 'she aint built this way' by asa martin. It's in the public domain.

[tavin15]

I demand a gentlemens version of this series!

[Maddoxhardcore]

On its way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BethOnTop]

ooo, i look forward to seeing the rest of this because I am practically the definition of "lady". If you need any tips remember to come to me- because let's face it, you may as well have a penis. <3

[Maddoxhardcore]

I'm not going to lie, I watched every single one of your videos and made notes in preparation for this. You were singlehandedly my inspiration you gorgeous gorgeous beast.

<3

[CharlotteSpeaks]

lol love the outtake :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

Why thank you Charlotte! That was only a little belch, my unladylike self is capable of so much more. I'm talking serious pitch and tone...!hahaha

[azurehydra]

very lady like :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

I do try to be a lady as best I can...hahaha

[azurehydra]

Waiting on Part 2 =)

[joethearachnid]

I think that belch came from eating and drinking unladylike things, hm?

You should wear a monocle in the next installment.

[Maddoxhardcore]

I need a monocle. NOW.

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

i fail ♥

[Maddoxhardcore]

Lady, come to my finishing school, it's wall to wall red wine and polo. <3

[triked14]

i just finished the video and i just noticed that im a guy watching a video on how to be a lady. haha wtf

[Maddoxhardcore]

Even guys can benefit from my teachings I just know it!

[Magnulus]

You looked so pleased with yourself at 2:05 ! ^_^

What about people who are total dicks? Do they actually have to INGEST dicks to become dicks or is it enough to give some head?

[Maddoxhardcore]

I just realised! I have such a smug face! I've ingested many dicks and I have to say, I myself am a total dick,...

[P00P0STER0US]

I love nachos! Si, it is of the truth.

The outtake was perfect :o)

[Maddoxhardcore]

*belchhhhhhhhhhh*

hahaha <3

[owlphanumeric]

you're channeling my mother!

[Maddoxhardcore]

That explains your own ladylike lovelyness!

[kwa22122]

Oh! another Maddox how-to video! May I remind you... It was a video very simmilar to this that exposed me to all of your ladylike lovelyness. <3

[Maddoxhardcore]

OMG immagine if i'd never made that video!!! :O <3

[Carlyyz]

I hope Im half as awesome as you when Im older.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Omg I'm only 22, I feel so old now...

[Carlyyz]

My sister is 22 and she's a little bratty bitch.

[Maddoxhardcore]

hahaha! I think it might be a common thing, me and your sister should start a club. I am such a fucking child 40% of the time. Will I ever truly grow up? Very doubtful...

[samisorad]

I love you and the way dispatch offending objects. <3

[Maddoxhardcore]

It goes with the territory of being a lady, born and raised.

<3

[samisorad]

Oh my...Perhaps your third volume should be on lady-like sentence composition because apparently I like to comment you with incoherent sentences.

I love you and the way YOU dispatch offending objects. <3 THERE. x]

[LaMarudera]

hahhaaa i love that....

[volnessj]

thank you so much. I can now be a true lady.

[Maddoxhardcore]

My darling you are always at the height of poise, decorum and sophistication.

[thewinekone]

Part 2 Bedroom Manners

*crosses fingers*

[thewinekone]

Maybe I should finish the video before commenting.

[Maddoxhardcore]

No, in future when you watch my videos I want you to pause at 5 seconds in and then make crazy assumptions.

Then (and I know this will be a push for you) make inappropriate and overtly sexual comments.

[JugginsJosh]

wow.... who new you where such a lady at heart lol awesome video miss maddox.

love you long time

<3 josh

[Maddoxhardcore]

Love you long time too Josh! <3 xxx

[AVDJ]

fiesta time!

[Maddoxhardcore]

W00t! Tequila ftw!

[BilliLovesMargot]

lady... what the hell are you doing out of the kitchen?

[Faithstalker]

I thought TV's where black and white in the past, not black and orange. =S

[Maddoxhardcore]

It's more peachy coloured, blame the lamp, no effects just the stupid white balance was all off.

[1walkingdeadman]

'You are what you eat.. remember: only Mexicans eat nachos.' OMFG LOL!!!

[Mikinioo]

i know how women should dress

;)

[Maddoxhardcore]

Oh really? :) do share! <3 xxx

[K80Blog]

How about six glasses of red wine?

[Maddoxhardcore]

My videos have a 6 glass minimum. Drink up, i'm way funnier when you're on the verge of alcohol poisoning I swear.

[cheekychen]

I'm a lady.

not really but i might be.

[BilliLovesMargot]

*braids you hair.

[Maddoxhardcore]

You're the prettiest of them all Paul.

OMFG! RHYME! <3

[laurence1211]

Miss Maddox, sounds very uptight and scary... if i see a cane i'm running a mile....hahaha... (good video btw)

[eddplant]

that sounds like a pretty good reason to stick around, if you ask me...

[laurence1211]

whatever floats your boat....lol.....

[Maddoxhardcore]

*cracks whip @edd*

[eddplant]

I say!

[ricksname]

Sound advice. I shall endeavour to be more ladylike in my future exploits... despite being a bloke and all..

[Maddoxhardcore]

We can all benifit from behaving like a lady. Men, women, children, dogs, hamsters...

[xpoc]

Miss Maddox. That sounds cute. I love the background music. <3

[Maddoxhardcore]

Cute you say? I've had people say it sounds a bit S&M!... <3

[LoneVanu]

lol this is just as good as your speaking british video....

[Maddoxhardcore]

haha thanks, I try to educate the nation. <3

[TheReceptionist]

I will apply these tips at my next social gathering in the asylum.

[Maddoxhardcore]

....and you can charm Nurse Ratchet, I know you've always wanted to.

[bearchay889]

well done now if im ever in drag again i'll know how to act.

[Maddoxhardcore]

AGAIN!?!?

Pics or it didn't happen.

[bearchay889]

I'll have to ask some blackmailers for that set of pics response in the near future:D

[PerthPete1]

I take it this means do the opposite to be a man? lol

[Maddoxhardcore]

haha! I'll do a gentleman's version for you!...

[yaffle]

good tips my lady, I would also add that parasols should be used for shading a lady from the sun and not be stuck in ones drinks. cheery bye!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Of course!! Your comment has been submitted for consideration to the 'How to be a lady VOL 2 - clothes and accessories' episode. It's amazing how many foolish young women tan in the sun and drink sugar laden umbrella drinks. I for one wish them death.

[bonezjc]

I have a perfect mother

[Maddoxhardcore]

...and now i've passed all of this great knowledge on to you my perfect son.

[bonezjc]

I will make a good lady some day

[revilomat]

Oh, Miss Maddox! You are such a gracious, fair maiden! ^__^

( I love this video! )

[Maddoxhardcore]

Why thank you ever so much.

<3

[nightie82]

thank god for this video.. finally i can socialise properly.

[bonezjc]

I doubt that.

[nightie82]

IPHONE!!

[bonezjc]

*rocks back and forth in a corner, crying*

[wowjackie]

lol! That outtake was perfect.

[Maddoxhardcore]

haha! I know, god bless my lamentable and constant need to burp... :) x

[speedyconkiwi]

i want a private lesson.

[Maddoxhardcore]

You don't need one obviously because you're a lady of the manor like me. Ralf is like Mr Darcy to your Elizabeth.

Such elegance, such decorum.

[speedyconkiwi]

FIRST!!!! <3 <4 <5

[Maddoxhardcore]

It's been ages since i've seen you do a good hearty first. I love them so much.