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  • U read the 1st part do not stop readin or u will die My name is Annabelle I can't see i WAS 3 yrs old My eyes are tore out My lips are cut up to my ears My dad does pot and my mom has been to jail for child abuse and murder My mom and dad murder me If you copy this on to 3 more vids u will be very lucky and have a good life unlike mine but if you dont and ingnore this u will be dead on Jan 5 2009 And i will be at ur bed at 3:30 am in da mornin wit a knife stabbin u

  • I love how ironic the patriot act is... hahaXD

  • "i don't think..i act

    i act like I'm thinking

    and i think that my act is working"

    lol sums Bush up

  • LMAO so much comic gold in this clip

  • my name is george willma bush and i aprove this message .... hahahaaaa LMAO

  • haha best part "I apprecify that"

  • DAM man i mean man ,like u know ? mean ..

  • Between 100 and 200 percent of americans don't have an estate plan.

    That's sad.

  • HAHA '''The future hasn't happened, but i beleive it will'' Carzy ass stupid bush

  • that does sound like somethin bush would say lol

  • Bush likes to creatify a lot of words

  • approve of this massage. lol

  • is the other W word hes looking for when?

  • god i hate america. my own country wont impeach the dumb ass......fuck

  • man trinidad sucks balls! dont people get robbed there everyday?

  • whats the big problem? why do u hate him so much? i want a real reason

  • "remember don't think. act... i don't think i act... I act like i'm thinking and i think that my act is working" ahhhaaa lmao

  • LOL

  • I approve this massage! lolz

  • Frank ur fucking amazing!!!

  • LOL that was the best part! I hope he does a Bush impression tomorrow night! He's performing at Club Nokia in downtown LA. It's a cool new spot right by the Staples Center, if anyone wants to go!

  • AHHHH! lolz george wilma bush and i approve this massage! lolz

  • "Planning for the future is hard, because it hasn't happened yet... but I BELIEVE IT WILL"

    "I dont think, I act..I act like I'm thinking and I think that my act is working"

    LMAO

  • lmfao!!!

  • rofl

  • between 100-200% of americans..lol

  • lol this is so funny!

  • The patriot act was basically forced to be passed in only a few weeks when most bills months and years to pass. Congress basically had no time to read it since it was being so strongly pushed by that dumbass soon to be ex-president. Thank God.

  • lmao the worse part about this is that i dont even see a drop off between this and the real bush lol! my part is when he tried to open the door just like bush did at that game show lol!

  • LOL hehehehehehe I run the united estated, i aprecify that, george wilma bush hehehehe. I think the future will happen. wuahahahahahaha

  • "...i approve this massage!"

  • frank is the best

  • "the patriot act, look it up"

    "i apprecify that"

  • "don´t think act. I don´t think. I act. I act like I am thinking and I think that my act is working." lol.

  • He looks more like the guy from 30 Rock...Can't place his name.

    One of the Baldwin brothers. He does. :o

  • alec

  • baldwin

  • alec baldwin

  • He is funny!!!!

  • LOL!

    be seated... that was quick

  • LOL he's good!

  • 100-200% of americans do not have a will or old testament lolmfao!!!!

  • "The future hasnt happen yet.

    But I believe it will."

    LOL

  • i approve this massage XD

  • ************

    "because the future hasn't happened yet, but I believe it will" ->> the girl's face .. hahahahahaha ...

  • "because the hasn't happened yet, but I believe it will" ->> the girl's face .. hahahahahaha ...

  • My name is George Walker Bush, and I approve this massage xD

  • I apprecify that xD

  • I love it! "Remember dont think act. I dont think, i act. I act like i'm thinking and i think that my act is workin"

  • hahahaa this guy is hilarious.. exactly like bush!

  • lets see you do a bush act you son of a bitch

  • lol speak for yourself. You are the first person ive heard say that rofl.

  • hahahahehehaehaehe Go frank!

  • i apricify that lmao

  • I apreciafy that =)

  • Planning for the future's hard, because the future hasn't happened yet. But *I* believe it will.

  • No, actually, I really don't think it will. :D

  • ahahahahaha

  • haha its my favorite part

  • My son and I went to one of his live shows. It was great! Thanks

  • whata fuckin dipshit!

  • hahaha i dont think, i act.. i act like im thinking xD LMAO

  • 1:22 LOLOLS

  • I love the planning for the future bit...so freakin' hilarious! omg it's so funny!

  • I approve this massage lol

  • LMAO

  • hahahahha so funny :> lolo

  • "and i approve this massage"

  • "i dont think, i act...i act like im thinking and i think that my act is working"

    LOL!!

  • I apprecify that ha ha

  • ... but I believe it will xD

  • did u no that most people dont have a will or a old testament?

  • not as good as pablo fransisco =[

  • the ending was funny

  • I apprecify that =\

  • The best is when he went to the wrong door. Bush did that once.

  • what one is open lol lmao

  • I act like I'm thinking, and I think my act is working hahahahaha

  • This is absolute genius! Thanks for the laugh!

  • the last lines of his skits are always the best.

  • have a seat...oh that was quick...lol

  • lol this is the funniest shit i ever seen

    omg

    i watch this every time im on youtube

  • I apprecify that.........lol

  • lol

  • lmao...thats almost as good as meltificate on his other skit...

  • Dont think act. I dont think I act. I act like Im thinking. And I think my act is working. FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD!

  • there was one of mccain I saw

  • i approve this massage lolol funny shit

  • Be seated...that was quick

    lmfao

    I apprecify that

  • rofl

  • hahahaha

  • this guy is funny..

    he looks like my lawer honestly! :)

  • ahhhhhh this guy is so funyyyyyyyyy lool

  • My name is George Welma Bush, and i approve this massage.

  • LMFAO I dont think i act.. i act like im thinking and i think my act is working.... Fucking hilarious

  • "I don't think, I act.

    I act like I'm thinking,

    and I think that my act is working."

    Truth in humor.

    "Aww Bush is endearing, all his flubs and foibles."

    The transition from democracy to demockcrisy is almost complete. All we need is McCain/Palin to "win" and the programmability of the American People will be complete!

    "She would be a good president if McCain is incapacitated, because she's cute and wears glasses!"

    We need the Zombie Founding Fathers to save us from our stupor!

    Bob Barr '08!

  • Freakin' hilariously TRUE, I was referring to both the comedian and your comment about McCain/Palin and Needing Zombie ?Founding Fathers to SAVE this country from it's stupor. LOL! I hope that McCain does NOT get voted in for ACT 2. But if the stupid people who voted for W.Bush twice haven't gotten smarter over the past 8 years it's going to be trouble-round 3. "Beware of stupid people in large groups" (ex: Nazi Germany)LOL!

  • holy cow, thats the hardest I've laughed in years!!

  • i run the united estates LOL

  • I apprecify that

  • funny shit

  • my name is george welma bush HAHAHAHAHA

  • Be seated.  That was quick.

  • omfg this guy is the bomb.

    i shitted mahself

  • the world approves this message

  • lol

  • I approve this mesage

  • pure pwnage

  • the patriot act lol.

  • and I approve this massage

    muahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

    this man cracks me up!!!

  • i apretify that

  • I really wished that someone would've kidnapped Bush and replaced him w/ Caliendo (it's like no one would've know the difference)

  • ROFL

  • i apprechify that xD

  • rofl

    "and i approve this massage"

  • Message*

  • ...because we don't know the future has happened yet! but i. believe. it will.

    ROTFLOL!!!!

  • I wonder if Caliendo is working full time on his Obama impression?

  • "between 100 and 200 percent of Americans" LOL

    "Im the president of United Estates" rofl.

  • will or old testament. That line gets me laughing every time.

  • serch up will ferrel impersonating bush

  • Lols, I don't think I act, i act like i'm thinking and i think that my act is working LOLS

  • frank caliendo is awesome

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • now that one was funny.

  • I apriciafy that! HAHHAHA

  • I don't think, I act and I think I act good xD

  • "I aprichefy that" HAHAHAHAAHAAA the typical Bush thing, always adds an -fy to words :D

  • LOL, i started laughing when he said, "between 100-200% of americans

  • ha didnt catch that

  • haha he does such a good job.

  • an estate plan is important i no, im the president of the united estates

  • lol, patriot act

  • my name is goerge wilma bush and i approve this massage

  • one of the funniest things ive ever seen haha

  • luv him!!!

  • "Planning for the future is hard because the future hasn't happened yet. But i believe it will."

  • "Between 100 to 200% of Americans do not have a will, or an Old Testament" lmao

    "Remember don't think, act, I don't think, I act, I act like I'm thinkin, and I think my act is workin"

    classic

  • "Be sitted... that was quick" XD

  • "Planning for the future is hard because the future hasn't happened yet. But i believe it will." really funny guy

  • he's incredible! he doesn't look a thing like Bush but still entirely convincing!

  • did he say George Wilma Bush. It's Walker isn't it?

  • "The future is hard... Because it hasn't happened yet. But I believe that it will." LOL.

    Frank Caliendo has Bush (and John Madden) down pat.

  • LOL good impression

  • Lmao, that guy is hilarious.

  • 'i aprecify that!'

  • ...between 100-200% of Americans... lol

  • i approve this massage! lol

  • a will or old testament....

    If you can watch this and not laugh, I don't know how.

  • I dont think, I act.

    I act like im thinking, and I think my act is working :D

  • The Patriot Act, look it up .... ROTF

  • this video wasnt supposed to spark a deep conversation about policy, just watch the video, its funny

  • are you fucking kidding me? you're an idiot. show me someone who does a better impression of Bush.

  • Hmm... wrong.

  • Soseg, recommend good attractions. Is Steve Irwin's zoo still running? I always wanted to go to Australia - just don't want to visit the crocs(shudder).

  • i was up north near canada... illinios, michigan, ohio... later new york / new jersey

    the south seems way more tight.. just from wat ive seen on tv... cant bag bush, hillary, or the confederate flag or nascar racing haha

    anyway, the crocs are only way up north where nobody lives near the equator, the whole melb/sydney areas are clear of crocs for thousands of miles

    steve irwin's zoo is still running stronger than ever, as for other attractions i cbf naming them theres tonnes - try google

  • Going to Australia would be just a visit. Have no intention of giving up my citizenship. Did you just stay in the cities or travel around a bit? I have friends from all over the world who have relocated to US for various political reasons. None would leave. I find interesting that since 9/11 I hear a lot of this my country is better than yours, America is bad etc., speech going on...What is the REAL problem is what I'd like to know. Can't all be Bush can it?

  • bush is just a small part of it, theres other issue such as guns etc

    having said that i loved america, i could see myself living there in the good areas. having said that there are other places i could live such as canada and certain european nations

    that aside all places have pros n cons. i personally still prefer australia n love the life style here...

    theres a few major things i dont like with america such as the health care problem, guns... and tipping waiters at restaurants is a bitch

  • Thanks for your answers. Bush is going to be gone soon and if we're lucky, McCain won't take over the job. That said, lots of people complain about tipping. If I had to trade health care with Canada, I'd keep ours. Canadians tell me they come down here for better health care. I'd hate to lose the quality health care we have. Guns are Constitutional - goes back to England. Fear of government taking too much control keeps it in there...Still want to visit Australia, though...

  • the government wont take too much control its the only western civilised country with such a high gun:person ratio... the country in second place is a lot lot lot lower

    as for health care... i dont know what its like coz u gotta pay for it... ive heard they try to find anything that voids ur contract with the company so u dont have to pay up

    what u need is FREE healthcare from the government ie for poorer people... everyones entitled to it, ive never paid for a doctor or medicine at all...

  • Both topics have been brought up over and over in politics. To go over them in any detail would go WAY over the limit allowed here. I think our poor are rich, for the most part, compared to many in the world. Lots of places give out free food and free healthcare in USA. Just opened place in New Orleans that gives out free healthcare. I was poor as a kid and know US gov't helps out poor in 100's of ways. Funny song from '70's "Welfare Cadillac". Listen to it. Says a lot about poor in US.

  • Wow he makes a lot of stabs at bush under the jokes. XD

  • I've lost my voice laughing at this! The best impression ever!

  • screw you palowski