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  • Not bad, but needs more dance moves

  • TECHNO VIKING

  • he does look like the gu yfrom Mercenaries

  • OK, there's two versions of the Safety Dance song. Which one is this one? Who is this one by?

  • ALL HEIL DAS TECHNO VIKING!!!!

  • His man boobs jiggle from time to time ^.^

  • why is there a celt in the vid

  • I`m not gay, but I would merry that guy :-D soooo cool!!!

  • @MrAndreas5678 so then you are gay ....

  • kick ass beard, i had to say it

  • @DIKKKKYYY whatevers this is great and goes along well. He all tells that guy that grabbed the girl "we can dance if we want to!" - :)

  • with him in it that dance doesnt seem very safe :3

  • LOL

  • Dude needs to work on his legs, too much upper body.

  • @richeebee

    Dude could also run down some guys with big legs and do serious damage then leave scene.

  • all obey the techno viking!

  • where is this at in san francisco?

  • that shirtless guy looks like an irish warrior

  • Sure does look like a real bunch of white people dancing.

  • This version could only get worse if Shatner was doing the spoken word parts.

  • waaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha xD

    the movements at the beginning by the person in red pants to this song.

    i'm dying.

  • TV doesn't mean television no more, now it means TECHNO VIKING

  • @quickmatch100 Jerkoff cum face?

  • this guy is a fucking asshole..will kick his goddamn head in. motherfucker. let me find you asshole and its on. you're done like yesterday's toast, jerkoff cum face.

  • Techno Vinking + Safety Dance = Great*****

  • I wonder what his diet is like... besides a daily dose of dance.

  • Merry Christmas to me!

  • You can't fockin dance 4 ya lives .

  • It's safe to dance when the techno vicking is around.

  • este loco tiene que hacer mas videos, es un groso!!!!

  • Love this video! I must have watched it like 5000 times already!!! Couple of questions: Is the awesome ab man in any other videos? Can anyone lip read because I really want to know what the ab guy says to the goober guy the second time he points at him (after he dances the first time)? And, where is this filmed, Germany? Thanks!!!!!! And by the way, the dude is hot!!! Not only hot, but has awesome rhythm.

  • TECHNO VIKING!!!

  • I love onli ths mucis!!!

  • I love this mucis onli!!!

  • WOW

  • whats happening?

  • Normally you'd go WTF and you know what that means. The thing is I wanna say "Why The Fuck", but then you gotta ask your self "Who The Fuck", and be left with the next question how do I "Point And Laugh At Him"?

  • UFC's Keith Jardin

  • i want what drugs he's on i've had many a nights where i just couldnt stay still and had the urge to take my shirt off ha

  • conan the barbar is a friend of mine

  • lol this adds so muh humor to this

  • this is soooooo funny.... bahahahaha

    the crazy looking guy has a great bod tho... :-).

  • mattias nilsson

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  • asi o mas aceites todos

  • asi o mas aceites todos

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  • Where did this asshole learn to dance? Crazy weird!

  • Oh look...its Mattias Nilsson from Mercenaries...........

  • @DavinJade i rofl'd hard

  • @DavinJade good call... i bought that game new a few days ago, still in the wrapping and it was 60$... i opened it and played it lol

  • Techno viking is now my fourth Idol, the others being Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris, and H.P. Lovecraft.

  • fuvk the vid its all about the song

  • @ItsAxeI which this video is almost as bad as...

  • @leeznutzz

    a rave without the exstacy

  • Lmfao I love this nothing better than some scary viking dude techno dancing

  • Great video!!

  • what where why?????

  • i have to give this guy credit. i would have never had the balls to do that in public :)

  • ahhaha is techno viking LMFAO

  • Can you say ecstasy? Lol

  • i died

  • if forrest gump was there it would have made this video a legend :D #LOL RUN FORREST RUN!!!

  • its THE TECHNO VIKING run

  • That's my GRANDPA!!! lol (I wish =/)

  • roflcopter

  • roflcopter

  • where is the techno viking?

  • haha awesome!!!!

  • what the holy hell well that just created more answers than it answered im still laughing

  • You know you're SAFE with the Techno Viking...

  • Ah hell yeah. Nothing beats a fucking techno viking.

  • viking dance

  • Kemical Nazis Parade in Prijswert Nazis Straat. HaHaHaHa.

  • Yo chick with blue hair get out of the way. Techno Viking is coming.

  • i was scard of him...until he started to dance lol

  • HaHaHa!!

  • bouncing tits are always good even when they are locked in the wrong century - what a freak! TITITI

  • i love this guy

  • LSD PARADE

  • He looks so freaking serious xD

  • he's a freak'n nazi

  • i really wanted to see him skip around.

  • Techno Viking knows kung fu... watch really closely how he grabs that guys arms, and controls them. Classic southern style kung fu trapping hands.

    Techno Viking just got a lot cooler....

  • the video shows the meaning of the song

  • not even the real song he is dancing 2 its a faster tune he is dancing 2 ya fud!

  • whos the viking guy? =/

  • what was that one guys problem in the beggining? Bad ass dancing it was awsome.

  • lol

  • this one is the best by far....

  • he can dance if he wants to... he'll leave his friends behind cause his friends don't dance and if their no dance their no friends of mine. :D

  • THANK YOU!!!!! (worships)

  • TECHNO VIKING!

  • That muscly guy scares the shit out of me

  • hahahah nice

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