this guy is a fucking asshole..will kick his goddamn head in. motherfucker. let me find you asshole and its on. you're done like yesterday's toast, jerkoff cum face.
Love this video! I must have watched it like 5000 times already!!! Couple of questions: Is the awesome ab man in any other videos? Can anyone lip read because I really want to know what the ab guy says to the goober guy the second time he points at him (after he dances the first time)? And, where is this filmed, Germany? Thanks!!!!!! And by the way, the dude is hot!!! Not only hot, but has awesome rhythm.
Normally you'd go WTF and you know what that means. The thing is I wanna say "Why The Fuck", but then you gotta ask your self "Who The Fuck", and be left with the next question how do I "Point And Laugh At Him"?
Not bad, but needs more dance moves
ufindme2008 2 weeks ago
TECHNO VIKING
eljosso 2 months ago
he does look like the gu yfrom Mercenaries
commando2224 3 months ago
OK, there's two versions of the Safety Dance song. Which one is this one? Who is this one by?
TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano 3 months ago
ALL HEIL DAS TECHNO VIKING!!!!
ooDR1F7R 4 months ago
His man boobs jiggle from time to time ^.^
CudiForReal 6 months ago
why is there a celt in the vid
theJRLMchannel 8 months ago
I`m not gay, but I would merry that guy :-D soooo cool!!!
MrAndreas5678 9 months ago 2
@MrAndreas5678 so then you are gay ....
Tallen0123 7 months ago
kick ass beard, i had to say it
DoYouWantSomeCoffee 9 months ago
@DIKKKKYYY whatevers this is great and goes along well. He all tells that guy that grabbed the girl "we can dance if we want to!" - :)
libertylives2 9 months ago 2
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Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
Mogh 9 months ago
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youtube.com/watch?v=4SkDR5g-LTk
Best mix I've ever heard, and not by me...
Sadukar7thLegion 9 months ago
with him in it that dance doesnt seem very safe :3
hibarikyoyacloud 10 months ago
LOL
wildboy789789 10 months ago
Dude needs to work on his legs, too much upper body.
richeebee 10 months ago
@richeebee
Dude could also run down some guys with big legs and do serious damage then leave scene.
euro944t 9 months ago
all obey the techno viking!
Thejazzhimself 10 months ago
where is this at in san francisco?
FierceIndian07 11 months ago
that shirtless guy looks like an irish warrior
FierceIndian07 11 months ago
Sure does look like a real bunch of white people dancing.
Poodleheadmikey 11 months ago
This version could only get worse if Shatner was doing the spoken word parts.
BunrakukenIII 11 months ago
waaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD
the movements at the beginning by the person in red pants to this song.
i'm dying.
TRASHLAB 1 year ago
TV doesn't mean television no more, now it means TECHNO VIKING
yeclix 1 year ago 2
@quickmatch100 Jerkoff cum face?
theBSGfromtheD 1 year ago
this guy is a fucking asshole..will kick his goddamn head in. motherfucker. let me find you asshole and its on. you're done like yesterday's toast, jerkoff cum face.
quickmatch100 1 year ago
Techno Vinking + Safety Dance = Great*****
ksshllym 1 year ago 3
I wonder what his diet is like... besides a daily dose of dance.
GrandSonOfLiberty 1 year ago 2
Merry Christmas to me!
ziagirl 1 year ago
You can't fockin dance 4 ya lives .
voyager73 1 year ago
It's safe to dance when the techno vicking is around.
JSPRFRDKS 1 year ago 4
este loco tiene que hacer mas videos, es un groso!!!!
LOVENCITO 1 year ago
Love this video! I must have watched it like 5000 times already!!! Couple of questions: Is the awesome ab man in any other videos? Can anyone lip read because I really want to know what the ab guy says to the goober guy the second time he points at him (after he dances the first time)? And, where is this filmed, Germany? Thanks!!!!!! And by the way, the dude is hot!!! Not only hot, but has awesome rhythm.
ziagirl 1 year ago
TECHNO VIKING!!!
hitdog867 1 year ago 4
I love onli ths mucis!!!
MAXCDE27 1 year ago
I love this mucis onli!!!
MAXCDE27 1 year ago
WOW
kaycea23 1 year ago
whats happening?
poisonheadcrab 1 year ago
Normally you'd go WTF and you know what that means. The thing is I wanna say "Why The Fuck", but then you gotta ask your self "Who The Fuck", and be left with the next question how do I "Point And Laugh At Him"?
speebyda 1 year ago
UFC's Keith Jardin
funnyman963 1 year ago
i want what drugs he's on i've had many a nights where i just couldnt stay still and had the urge to take my shirt off ha
philyB08 1 year ago
conan the barbar is a friend of mine
SirJohnnyRebel 1 year ago
lol this adds so muh humor to this
liltimmah 1 year ago
this is soooooo funny.... bahahahaha
the crazy looking guy has a great bod tho... :-).
MsTaktik1 1 year ago
mattias nilsson
omgitsangers 1 year ago
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thelilgamerful 1 year ago
asi o mas aceites todos
polloskate92 1 year ago
asi o mas aceites todos
polloskate92 1 year ago
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Moonbutterfly7 1 year ago
Where did this asshole learn to dance? Crazy weird!
littlebrat672 1 year ago
Oh look...its Mattias Nilsson from Mercenaries...........
DavinJade 1 year ago 54
@DavinJade i rofl'd hard
jamescracksthesky 1 year ago
@DavinJade good call... i bought that game new a few days ago, still in the wrapping and it was 60$... i opened it and played it lol
wildboy789789 10 months ago
Techno viking is now my fourth Idol, the others being Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris, and H.P. Lovecraft.
SoulofAlucard 1 year ago
fuvk the vid its all about the song
ItsAxeI 1 year ago 28
@ItsAxeI which this video is almost as bad as...
leeznutzz 11 months ago
@leeznutzz
a rave without the exstacy
ItsAxeI 11 months ago
Lmfao I love this nothing better than some scary viking dude techno dancing
Moonbutterfly7 1 year ago
Great video!!
sithlords666 1 year ago
what where why?????
bobcharlie90 1 year ago
i have to give this guy credit. i would have never had the balls to do that in public :)
Spazzmazatastic13 1 year ago
ahhaha is techno viking LMFAO
meow23 1 year ago
Can you say ecstasy? Lol
devinslevin 1 year ago
i died
alienspaceshipbuilda 1 year ago 2
if forrest gump was there it would have made this video a legend :D #LOL RUN FORREST RUN!!!
EpicBite 1 year ago
its THE TECHNO VIKING run
hbarron23 1 year ago
That's my GRANDPA!!! lol (I wish =/)
CrazyGuitarBear 1 year ago
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best video ever ha ha ha ha ha
ThatScaryMonster 1 year ago
roflcopter
BigSpinShawnN 1 year ago
roflcopter
BigSpinShawnN 1 year ago
where is the techno viking?
pornrocksuperstar 1 year ago
haha awesome!!!!
kjbmcl 1 year ago
what the holy hell well that just created more answers than it answered im still laughing
TheGarywilliams 1 year ago
You know you're SAFE with the Techno Viking...
w0lf101 1 year ago
Ah hell yeah. Nothing beats a fucking techno viking.
XxOneLeggedDogxX 1 year ago
viking dance
corncornrocks 1 year ago
Kemical Nazis Parade in Prijswert Nazis Straat. HaHaHaHa.
yahahahihi 1 year ago
Yo chick with blue hair get out of the way. Techno Viking is coming.
benitosuave 1 year ago
i was scard of him...until he started to dance lol
michaelray333 1 year ago
HaHaHa!!
shawnkevinobrien 1 year ago
bouncing tits are always good even when they are locked in the wrong century - what a freak! TITITI
NimMaps 1 year ago
i love this guy
shuey74 1 year ago
LSD PARADE
66agosto 1 year ago
He looks so freaking serious xD
SerinaTheUnVampriss 1 year ago
he's a freak'n nazi
FatDaddy4Fun 1 year ago
i really wanted to see him skip around.
rebelUGA 2 years ago
Techno Viking knows kung fu... watch really closely how he grabs that guys arms, and controls them. Classic southern style kung fu trapping hands.
Techno Viking just got a lot cooler....
ShaperOfThings 2 years ago
the video shows the meaning of the song
o0Luc210o 2 years ago
not even the real song he is dancing 2 its a faster tune he is dancing 2 ya fud!
daz702003 1 year ago
whos the viking guy? =/
xoxmlrxox 2 years ago
what was that one guys problem in the beggining? Bad ass dancing it was awsome.
DaNumba1RandomGuy 2 years ago
@DaNumba1RandomGuy lol
DreamBoye 1 year ago
lol
duo4220 2 years ago
this one is the best by far....
Omegax9000 2 years ago
he can dance if he wants to... he'll leave his friends behind cause his friends don't dance and if their no dance their no friends of mine. :D
Dragon1eldar 2 years ago 2
THANK YOU!!!!! (worships)
poopy8panda 3 years ago
TECHNO VIKING!
chrisowen13 3 years ago
That muscly guy scares the shit out of me
clarkkent163000 3 years ago 2
hahahah nice
LairdHansen 3 years ago