ali g dangerous Weapons

[31point10]

How the fuck does he get these interviews?!?!

[Ph0be]

Who is laughing? Isnt this an interview?

[controllerbrain]

That one was alright. There are better Ali G's.

[IndoChink]

3:01 best part lol

[waffle854]

the questions he asks are HALIRIOUS of course everyone knows that except for 138 people

[PCGamerL4D]

What if you just said you just got for your pack lunch ;D lol

[samclarkes]

big up to all ganja smokers

[QofLife69]

this guy is a frigen genius

[Thesenseoftouchc]

2011 and this is still funny:)

[thedarkstorm1]

it recorded in front of a real crowd bell end next youll be sayin only fools and horse is crap mong



[krnk4life]

the fake laughter absolutley ruins it...

[MisterJeebus]

3:08 The heart slowly stops beating in his hand.

[sonnyreddevil69]

@MycologicalBlasphemy lol yeh its a good job us british showed u that a laugh track isnt needed

[wreyoG]

Dis iz detective supa intendant David Hatcha! from da pahleece!

[govindrohit]

138 cops disliked this shit...RESPTC for odrs..booyakashaa

[modest123]

the part about machette just fucking cracked me up

[lizardkingsajrs]

LMFAS @ 3:10 hahahaha!

[rodrigojoseunb]

@lizardkingsajrs PRICELESS FACE.

[supergene256]

"Woud you auction them?" ..."What if it was for charity?"

[ddotttocsymmij]

wolf nipple chips

[TheTurbanTV]

they should have given him an uzi

[ProPap3rz]

dat iz wiked

[bustedei]

cant hear what they say sometimes because of the laughter

[Generalizor]

Let's sell weapons for charity!!!

[Cyaniderawr]

137 people were beat with dangerous weapons.

[Nvidiaguides]

"...and it fell into someone arm * murmurs* a couple of times"

[pradzee123]

Greatest Troll eva....

[longanddeadly]

@pradzee123 have you met bill o'rielly

no bigger troll then bill

[Gooner2601]

'what if u just said u got it for ur packed lunch' hes too epic

[FantacistI]

"falls into their arms.. a couple times.."

fa real..

[l14mh3nr9]

@RunscapeHacks4U@mrahman1992@W­OGI5M

Search "Borat deleted scene"

[grebos4life]

the phone ring... and it slips in to your sock and you dont know..and u's runnin to get the bus.. and it goes in someones arm.. a couple of times XD

[WolfTheGamer]

what about for charity eh? lol morality question

[Ferrari360Spyder]

LMAOOO! Man how da fk does he keep a serious face?!?! lol

[TheDubDoubt]

Those are really illegal in the UK???

[WhereThereDude]

WHAT ??? a nunchaku is ilegal ? here i can buy it totally legal. i can even buy shurikens.

[sammyh1982]

This proves one thing: cops are humorless douchebags in any country

[TurboShorts]

@sammyh1982 I don't like cops myself, but this is just an ignorant comment. Didn't you see him laughing and smiling at his wild talk? This guy seemed pretty laid back for what you'd think a stereotypical cop would react to.

[carolsalex]

hahahahahaaa..sooo cool!!

[TheDakkies]

Hate it when people say lines that is already in the video.. thanks 4 the spoiler :D

[D3lysid25]

@TheDakkies you see the video first, then see some comments

[xbox3s4]

@TheDakkies wee ur the dumbass viwing the comment befor watching the video lmao

[alan517815]

@TheDakkies Dont look at the comments then....

[Silentwolf9]

@TheDakkies who the hell reads comments on a video b4 watching the video itself.

[TrueHeart1989]

@TheDakkies maybe you should watch it BEFORE reading the comments. genious.

[ShuTheBoys]

@TheDakkies thats why you watch the video before looking at the comments

[MrFlacoPeligroso]

@TheDakkies watch the video before reading the comments mr Dick Dakkie

[Talbuk]

auction them for charity! xD

[nmnn95]

ur comin with me "WERE" hahahaahaahahhaha

[hjdsbbsjk]

and what if it was for CHARITY :DDDDDDD

[CombatDaggers]

soldiers can buy, can make, sell, distribute, everything

[dailyflossproduction]

laugh track is horrid though

[thechosengodfather]

the fuzz or the fuzzy muff

[blackhawkrockz]

"and it fall into someone's arm .... you know... a couple of times" ROFL xD

[gaylordNL]

it is a really wicked show.....

[theBadmusicpatrol]

the fuzzy mufff

[iammishahearmeroar]

@JohnCaseyCFC1888 It's from a deleted scene in Borat: The Movie. He just said it in a similar accent.

[sjcdsteve]

the guys face is priceless @3.11

[Neal074]

I Like The Nunchaku

[chrizzz130]

whats so good about him for real, hes takin you on a differnet track hes confusing alot of his guest haha. and hes always pretending that he got to use or buy the thing he discuses very good

[ukijhu97]

cutting carrots with a machete haha

[superfineclock]

3.09 - 3.12

[matteoprez]

'you're coming with me'

'where?' LOLOL

[ZerchiKronMastah]

sencorship is a bitch..... spoken like a true canadain!

[RevertedToIslam33]

Search knowledge before it's too late. Because when we blow out the last breath, there is really no way back (every soul will taste death).

[caioma87]

@RevertedToIslam33 fuck off...

[npplscorpion]

@RevertedToIslam33 STFU

[HCSEVENFOLD]

@RevertedToIslam33

Dear Extremely distant relative in humanity,

Dont be misled by all sorts of religion in life. You will return to nothingness.

The Big Bang created everything but does not need to be worshiped. Nothing shares it Power and Mystery.

My name is John. I am unique. I have a beginning and an end. No one is like me and to reality i shall return.

[MistaMase102]

@RevertedToIslam33 shut the fuck up no1 cares

[mrpompadom]

"would you sned them no auction?" ......"no" , what if its for charity ?..... best question ever! 

[shujaahm90]

hahaha sacha baron cohen is the best! how can he say all that with a straight face?

[whatever890327897895]

Why does every stupid fucking asshole feel the need to quote the video? I just saw ii. I don't need a giant group of morons reminding what was said. I heard it. If I want to hear it again, I'll watch the video again. You stupid fucks, shut the fuck up.

[micikas]

@whatever890327897895 "what kind of excuses do a court believe?"

[daboypoet]

@whatever890327897895 shut the fuck up.....big up respect

[dinono10]

your cuming with me!...where? LOL

[ashkanmosavi]

The filth the scum the pig....the fuzz and the fuzzy muff ...these are some the names the paaalice is called .........hahahahahah :D

[sheheryyar]

can somebody put subtitles ?

[Improvissocawesome]

135 people don't like ali g

[akatsukijuggalo]

@Improvissocawesome but they are bitch slapped by the over 5000 people who do

[personaandb]

@Improvissocawesome obviously

[HalfEatenDimSim]

up the irons

[DeepSnowBand]

for real...

[BertBarcheez]

Lol Ali G is the shit, and im fucking stoned right now, and when he was playing with the one blade that is odd looking, and he says ''how would you parry dat''. that shits the best.

[jurkakm]

not even for charity?, what a selfish brick.

[canttouchdazz]

3:09 LMAO the coppers face hahahaha

[NickGPWin1989]

ha ha ha ha packed lunch :P

[youknowme2210]

this is golddddddd 

[8wealthyone8]

@youknowme2210 respek... big up da poilce

[alucard1201]

so what if you is lets say, in the kitchen an you is choppin carrots with a machete or somfin, cuz you dont have anyfing and den da fone ring and den it slip into your sock and you dont know and den you is runnin to get a bus and it fall into someones arm, you know...couple of times, is that legal or illegal?

[Sherwin4239]

huch das hier ist ja wiedermal ein feines video! aber will irgendwer erfahren wie ich monatlich über 7800 euros nebenbei dazuverdiene ganz easy mit der hilfe von meinem computer? schaut euch jetzt auf mck-team + com die Erklärung an!..ist echt kinderleicht und bei galileo mystery wurde das system auch schon als funktionierend befunden! einfach mal öffnen und lesen. ist ja auch umsonst ;-).

[bauithy]

ههههههههههههههه الله يرجك يا علي جي

علي جي + اللمبي = العالم ملياااااااااااان فله

[iiCoWzii]

@bauithy ...?

[bauithy]

@iiCoWzii is there any proplame ????/

[wirechair]

@bauithy

what language is that? arabic? how do u know about Ali G?

[bauithy]

@wirechair yes its arabic language .I know abut Ali G from TV & moves in UK cuz in our cuntery we see holywood movies & UK movies 

[wirechair]

@bauithy

oooh, alright. cool...!

[bauithy]

@wirechair  U R WELCOM BRO>>>>

[evilbeaver181]

@bauithy haha cuntry

[FTliverpoolSG]

your coming with me......

where ? xD haha

[TheToystory5]

how much is one of dieez

[pearseogs08]

dsdhgfjgfghdfgfddfgsdrt

[Thesohail217]

ali g is an asshole but hes a funny asshole , lol

[Starioshka]

I want de dagger thingy :O

[pyrosimple]

give them for charity! LOL

[78locomocion]

respect

[damirflame]

This guy sounds/look not like 'Ali G'.......

[cianw10]

For Real...

[abhinavdua]

that is wicked, what is that ?

[MCringsting]

what if you just said "you got it in your packed lunch"! looooool

[TheMastroMaster11]

"put in your hand and take out the heart"

LMFAO hahahaa :L:L:L 

[aramanx]

You cant buy a nunchuk in britain?????

If that is the case, then is a really dangerouns place to be.

[cheddachayze]

chief supaintenddddant

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

3:10 priceless face

[iammishahearmeroar]

0:45 "And what is this?"

"That's cheese."

[lillocosavage]

@iammishahearmeroar ????? where does he say that

[iammishahearmeroar]

@lillocosavage It's actually a second earlier. I was referencing one of the cut scenes from the Borat movie, where he literally says "And what is this?" in the same voice.

[pucupucubumbum]

@iammishahearmeroar its sounds a TINY biT like borat...

[RunscapeHacks4U]

@iammishahearmeroar i dont get it...

[mrahman1992]

@RunscapeHacks4U Same, wtf does he mean cheese and he gets 85 thumbs up

[Saint7781]

@mrahman1992

Well, if you don't get it, you don't get it. Some of us get it. "Is thees rice?" "No, that's cheese."

[mrahman1992]

@Saint7781 Still dont get you, he just says "its a flail"

[Saint7781]

@Saint7781

It's not related to this video but to the video in which Borat is in a store and asks the manager about the products. There was hundreds of cheeses and for each one Borat asked "what is this" or "is this rice" and each time the manager would answer "no, that's cheese".

[WOGI5M]

@iammishahearmeroar I don't get it.

[CENSOREDFORSEX]

I am going to start calling cops "fuzzy muffs" AWESOME

[bofhd89o]

for charity loool

[WillyDillyWillyDilly]

The cop is really really cool! One of the most relaxed guests!

[SoldierCyfix]

"what kind of excuses do a court believe" - excellent question

[TheMizzPersonality]

"...and then if your phone ring, and then it slip in to your sock, and you don't know, and you was running to get a bus, and it falls into someone's arm, you know, a couple of times, is that legal or illegal?!", "You've got a wild imagination.!

[roldkill1]

lmao if it were for charity

[AaronG1996]

@AJSHERE13 Are you thick "Hes not british hes English" That is the most retarded things i've ever read

[SOUTHCENT5]

this guy is funny stupid!!

[Eagmr]

if yu is in de kitchen, and yu is stripping carrotes with a machete or somthin, cause u dont have anythin, en de phone ring, en than it slip into your sock, en u dont know en then yu is running to get a bus, and it fall into someones arm, you know, couple a times, is that legal or illegal? xD xD xD

[AaronG1996]

@FireyTouch he isnt british,

if you watch some of the documentaries he had a local show in a foreign country when he was 16, he is foreign.

[shadow4780]

@AaronG1996 Sorry but that is wrong..... just check the Wiki on Sacha Baron Cohen, which is his real name: "Quote: Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (* 13. Oktober 1971 in Hammersmith, London) " So he is 100% british...

[IndianaJoel93]

@AaronG1996 he is english, he was born in london and went to cambridge university, and listen to him talk when he is not in character, typical cockney

[AJSHERE13]

@AaronG1996 he aint british Hess english, learn Einstein

[superzvenomz]

Your coming with me...where? hahah lol

[weezywespi]

how could you not like him

[scotfreak]

so wait, do these people not know who he is?

[bigfatfoot]

Did he say at the end of the show "Thank you very much chief Stoopidintendent"

[surfygurl1]

Fucking stoopid brit pigs! No sense of humour!!!

[FireyTouch]

@surfygurl1 The dude that plays Ali G is British you stupid shit xD And he didn't know he was an actor so didn't know he was joking

[ega95jch]

@surfygurl1 What?

[06ibrahimkh]

lol hes a joker man 'what if u sed u got it for your packed lunch' haha

[n01231]

his face on 1:37 priceless lol

[peterchuvalov]

@n01231

I like 3:12 more though lol)

[gregy6196]

what kind of excuses do the court believe

[jde28]

This is awesome!

[ljeto1983]

hahahahahaha

[RoundenBrown]

Respek

[lancesta01]

Respect :D

[Rx5000]

jokes

[hufanaclan23]

for charity? lol

[mentor291]

what song is in tha begginin :D

[erdnallewen]

@mentor291 Busta Rhymes Dangerous.

[channy882009]

love this ! 8)

[ChainsmokingPothead]

"that's an intressting thin" oh yeah Fuzy muff lol :D

[SENTRY000]

The UK is a police state.

[seven47katana]

UK bans stupid shit wtf

[sigmanot]

"what if you said you got it for youre packed lunch or sth?"

[TheSamara89kitten]

holy crap...the cop didnt know it was comedy!

[kualitee88]

@TheSamara89kitten stuff like this (wiv real ppl), they're not supposed to lol.

[rudimnb1]

fuzzy muff!!! I will use that 1. LMFAO

[DaXiS1987]

but you gotta give the flange respect

[CamiloSanchez1979]

so dangerous..

[TheCuriousOrange83]

I want one of those for my packed-lunch.

[MCLoWe96]

What kind of excuses to tha court belive with knifes :L classic

[dothot50]

thats a Gangster!!!

[10000dc]

" would u auction them for charity":lmao