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  • I was working there when this was posted. Custodial, MK.

  • when i go to the zoo, i look for ducks and other animals that sneak in there for food, the normal animals arent fun

  • Best day to go there? July 4th. It's practically empty.

  • @ginnyweasley98 or march 1st, as the best time to visit anywhere, is pig day.

  • I couldn't see the duck. Did anyone else rewind for the duck?

  • This video became funnier and funnier with every observation.

    "I don't know why I paid to see this turtle; I could have just seen him at home for free." :D

  • I genuinely love this video. It amuses me, and is perfectly cynical to the point where I kind of questionned whether I should or should not be laughing.

  • i think the animal that you didn't know the name of was a Dik-dik. they are pretty awesome.

  • "I LOVE NAKED RATS" =3 lolz meercats upset me watch meercat manor for like the 5 episodes I watched I didn't understand a fuck

  • I'd like to see a tour of the bad animals.

  • And the award of Best Matter-of-Fact Voice Saying Seemingly Innocent yet Hilarious Remarks goes to Mister Ryan Murphy.

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  • This, i feel, is my favourite of your works. Huzzah!

  • You... you hate hippos? But... but... but why!? They're awesome, and George Washington's teeth were made out of Hippo Ivory! :O And it's part of my name...

  • WHAT. The. FUCK. Why are you so awesome? I was expecting about 12% of the awesome that I received. I am actually shocked and will probably die now. Thanks a lot jerk.

  • The gorilla made me feel sad D:

  • Hey, don't be hating on the hippos.

  • Silly ghost, there's no such thing as ducks.

  • I'm assuming the yeti remark was a joke.

  • @punkinandbatso I think he was refering to the Expedition Everest ride.

  • finally a good video. i had almost lost hope in you.

  • I might be going here with my drama class in April! Really cool.

  • A YETI!? You've got to kill it and sell it, man!

  • Lol i like Disneyworld, went there 2 summers ago.

    Sounds like you had fun :D Cute shot of the meekrat btw

  • Pretty funny video. I like Animal Kingdom, it's my third fav Disney Park.

  • Hey! Hippos have feelings too, you know! Don't hate on the hippos!

    Flamingos, on the other hand, have no soul and are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

  • I just think that hippos are mean :I

  • I work at Animal Kingdom. It's true about the iguana.

  • This is so awsome! I'm (hopefully) going to the Animal Kingdom in two weeks!

  • Can we expect a tour of the bad animals as well?

  • Poor hippo.

  • I hate hippos too!

  • I always forgot whose channel this is, and click on the videos and always laugh hysterically.

    Thank you for your videos!

  • Belle looked like a tranny.

  • This man will haunt my soul. 

  • THE DUCK!!!!

  • David Attenborough Ain't got shit on Ryan.

  • when were you in animal kingdom?! i work there! i totally would have loved to meet you i would have even gotten you in for free! i might've even been able to arrange you getting to ride on a float in the jammin jungle parade....p.s. this video is awesome lol

  • "This iguana was not fun."

    Something you wouldn't hear on Animal Planet, lol. XD

    PS. That long-necked thing is a Gerenuk, in case you weren't just being funny, which you were.

  • this is glorious :D i love it so much. thank you for your amazing film expertise and your laugh out loud narration. made my day.

  • "This video is narrated by a ghost" Made me laugh pretty good! Sounded like the script I just finished...heh heh :-)

    -DanielBT

  • I was there a few years ago! wish I was there when you were, though, lOl!

    :DD

  • How could you hate hippos?

  • LOL I'd so pay for Ryan to be my tourguide at Disney!

  • I feel the need to tell you the baby gorilla is a girl. Lily.

  • This was the best thing ever, I'm still laughing.

  • I hate hippos too :/

  • This made my day :)

  • i like silly animalz so i guess i like you best

  • I take it you didn't like the animal kingdom.. :)

  • @cutieblue22

    I was afraid that people might get that impression. On the contrary, I really liked it, that's why I filmed so much there. I just think that animals are silly.

  • @Vicious516 :3 Are u doing more kids on the rock stuff with neil ^-^? And yus..animals are silly.. D:

  • @Vicious516

    Why do you think they are silly?

  • Hahaha perfect

  • You should really be charging for tours like these, Ryan! Every sentence in that was priceless!

  • "His resemblance to a human infant is as frightening as you think it is"

    *gets butt slapped* xD

  • Poor ugly duckling.

  • I loved this video, Ryan! xD The "All of the other fish have friends" sentence was my favorite! Great job :)

  • "Hippos are ugly and stupid and I hate them".

    Oh my God I laughed so hard.

  • :D yay!

  • Like most birds, this one thinks, he's better than us. :D

  • I love naked rats, too.

  • Hippos are ugly and stupid and I hate them.

  • I found this video true and hilarious at the same time.

  • "this man will haunt my soul"

  • "If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." - Hobbes from Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes

  • who let ryan into disney world, really, could anyone be so stupid.

  • @pireninja Max, perhaps...

  • pure hilarity

  • You sure know how to make me smile on a boring Saturday morning.

  • remember your own advice ryan! if you see a yeti, KILL IT.

  • ryan murphy you have done it again.

    made boring things worth watching.

  • You always wonder how aware the animals really are of their captivity and general safety . . .

  • This should be their new advert. I'd go in a heart beat, you know if i wasn't spending all my money on food and rent.

  • That Meek Rat looks like my cat, who is sitting next to me right now .. So how could it be in this video?

  • @MeanMissC

    You mean meerkat?

  • @TheGreatDragonValoo  Nope I call them Meek Rats :)

  • Yay! Funny again!

  • "this man will haunt my soul"

    this video amuses me to a great degree

  • Nice video! I have a shirt from the Terror Tower ride lol. I was there in February with the marching band. We were there in "Winter", on a school day, during school hours. Half the stuff, the ride was longer than the line! I've been trickling Disney footage on line since then haha.

  • Poor Pat, so unaware of the things that are happening.

  • Yeah I hate hippos too

  • EPIC XD

  • I have no strong feelings about that bird either.

  • Best video I've seen in a long time. Ryan, you are AWESOME

  • Hippos are fat, and ugly, and I hate them. xDDD

  • lol-tastic

  • lol... that is crazy. i was just there like 2 weeks ago.

  • "This video was narrated by a GHOST."

    That was my favorite line.

  • hatehatehatehatehate Pat hatehatehatehatehatehatehateha­te I LOVE NAKED RATS hateneutralityhatehate

  • LOL, I love your videos.

  • funny! (that's actually what I said after I stopped laughing.)

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