I genuinely love this video. It amuses me, and is perfectly cynical to the point where I kind of questionned whether I should or should not be laughing.
You... you hate hippos? But... but... but why!? They're awesome, and George Washington's teeth were made out of Hippo Ivory! :O And it's part of my name...
WHAT. The. FUCK. Why are you so awesome? I was expecting about 12% of the awesome that I received. I am actually shocked and will probably die now. Thanks a lot jerk.
when were you in animal kingdom?! i work there! i totally would have loved to meet you i would have even gotten you in for free! i might've even been able to arrange you getting to ride on a float in the jammin jungle parade....p.s. this video is awesome lol
I was afraid that people might get that impression. On the contrary, I really liked it, that's why I filmed so much there. I just think that animals are silly.
Nice video! I have a shirt from the Terror Tower ride lol. I was there in February with the marching band. We were there in "Winter", on a school day, during school hours. Half the stuff, the ride was longer than the line! I've been trickling Disney footage on line since then haha.
I was working there when this was posted. Custodial, MK.
Cara6190 1 month ago
when i go to the zoo, i look for ducks and other animals that sneak in there for food, the normal animals arent fun
puffleissocute 2 months ago
Best day to go there? July 4th. It's practically empty.
ginnyweasley98 7 months ago
@ginnyweasley98 or march 1st, as the best time to visit anywhere, is pig day.
projectcj2010 5 months ago
I couldn't see the duck. Did anyone else rewind for the duck?
SkullyHippie 7 months ago
This video became funnier and funnier with every observation.
"I don't know why I paid to see this turtle; I could have just seen him at home for free." :D
elisecoren 10 months ago
I genuinely love this video. It amuses me, and is perfectly cynical to the point where I kind of questionned whether I should or should not be laughing.
PatrickxBateman 10 months ago
i think the animal that you didn't know the name of was a Dik-dik. they are pretty awesome.
ThisIsAnagrammed 1 year ago
"I LOVE NAKED RATS" =3 lolz meercats upset me watch meercat manor for like the 5 episodes I watched I didn't understand a fuck
HarukoHaruhara100 1 year ago
I'd like to see a tour of the bad animals.
circethesorceress 1 year ago
And the award of Best Matter-of-Fact Voice Saying Seemingly Innocent yet Hilarious Remarks goes to Mister Ryan Murphy.
RaevynCL 1 year ago 23
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IcedKatrina 1 year ago
This, i feel, is my favourite of your works. Huzzah!
IcedKatrina 1 year ago 22
You... you hate hippos? But... but... but why!? They're awesome, and George Washington's teeth were made out of Hippo Ivory! :O And it's part of my name...
JubJubtheWonderHippo 1 year ago 4
WHAT. The. FUCK. Why are you so awesome? I was expecting about 12% of the awesome that I received. I am actually shocked and will probably die now. Thanks a lot jerk.
Flyborg 1 year ago
The gorilla made me feel sad D:
Miinamuff 1 year ago
Hey, don't be hating on the hippos.
circethesorceress 1 year ago 13
Silly ghost, there's no such thing as ducks.
TheUndermoose 1 year ago 20
I'm assuming the yeti remark was a joke.
punkinandbatso 1 year ago
@punkinandbatso I think he was refering to the Expedition Everest ride.
18haylo 1 year ago
finally a good video. i had almost lost hope in you.
freeteen7 1 year ago
I might be going here with my drama class in April! Really cool.
JBoy62497 1 year ago
A YETI!? You've got to kill it and sell it, man!
cyclos12 1 year ago 2
Lol i like Disneyworld, went there 2 summers ago.
Sounds like you had fun :D Cute shot of the meekrat btw
flyinthesky109 1 year ago
Pretty funny video. I like Animal Kingdom, it's my third fav Disney Park.
acciobooks19 1 year ago
Hey! Hippos have feelings too, you know! Don't hate on the hippos!
Flamingos, on the other hand, have no soul and are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.
dannycolt 1 year ago 5
I just think that hippos are mean :I
MexicanGnomes 1 year ago
I work at Animal Kingdom. It's true about the iguana.
KeelyErin84 1 year ago 3
This is so awsome! I'm (hopefully) going to the Animal Kingdom in two weeks!
annamelvina216 1 year ago
Can we expect a tour of the bad animals as well?
nastybutler16 1 year ago 3
Poor hippo.
warjikin 1 year ago
I hate hippos too!
JohnWDWCP 1 year ago
I always forgot whose channel this is, and click on the videos and always laugh hysterically.
Thank you for your videos!
lesaubergines 1 year ago
Belle looked like a tranny.
lesaubergines 1 year ago 2
This man will haunt my soul.
peaceofpie3 1 year ago
THE DUCK!!!!
ChiaraVideos 1 year ago
David Attenborough Ain't got shit on Ryan.
anut5 1 year ago 2
when were you in animal kingdom?! i work there! i totally would have loved to meet you i would have even gotten you in for free! i might've even been able to arrange you getting to ride on a float in the jammin jungle parade....p.s. this video is awesome lol
xxbathorygrlxx 1 year ago 2
"This iguana was not fun."
Something you wouldn't hear on Animal Planet, lol. XD
PS. That long-necked thing is a Gerenuk, in case you weren't just being funny, which you were.
GragonOhare 1 year ago
this is glorious :D i love it so much. thank you for your amazing film expertise and your laugh out loud narration. made my day.
JessicaCinnamonbuns 1 year ago
"This video is narrated by a ghost" Made me laugh pretty good! Sounded like the script I just finished...heh heh :-)
-DanielBT
DanielBT1989 1 year ago
I was there a few years ago! wish I was there when you were, though, lOl!
:DD
sunnydale22 1 year ago
How could you hate hippos?
enterjames 1 year ago
LOL I'd so pay for Ryan to be my tourguide at Disney!
shannabanana11 1 year ago 3
I feel the need to tell you the baby gorilla is a girl. Lily.
MarcoBat16 1 year ago
This was the best thing ever, I'm still laughing.
laurabet 1 year ago
I hate hippos too :/
DieboldFilms 1 year ago
This made my day :)
yum438 1 year ago
i like silly animalz so i guess i like you best
invaderzimismyfav 1 year ago
I take it you didn't like the animal kingdom.. :)
cutieblue22 1 year ago
@cutieblue22
I was afraid that people might get that impression. On the contrary, I really liked it, that's why I filmed so much there. I just think that animals are silly.
Vicious516 1 year ago 41
@Vicious516 :3 Are u doing more kids on the rock stuff with neil ^-^? And yus..animals are silly.. D:
Magicmojo22 1 year ago
@Vicious516
Why do you think they are silly?
OliviaGoth 1 year ago
Hahaha perfect
ohmygoditsjeff 1 year ago
You should really be charging for tours like these, Ryan! Every sentence in that was priceless!
Zalsia 1 year ago 9
"His resemblance to a human infant is as frightening as you think it is"
*gets butt slapped* xD
oishiininja 1 year ago
Poor ugly duckling.
DontTouchMyVicodin 1 year ago
I loved this video, Ryan! xD The "All of the other fish have friends" sentence was my favorite! Great job :)
lizs004 1 year ago
"Hippos are ugly and stupid and I hate them".
Oh my God I laughed so hard.
luisarawr 1 year ago
:D yay!
SisterToSleepx 1 year ago
Like most birds, this one thinks, he's better than us. :D
ijestemwgipsie 1 year ago
I love naked rats, too.
icqrulez 1 year ago
Hippos are ugly and stupid and I hate them.
SpellCrec 1 year ago
I found this video true and hilarious at the same time.
moabShirts 1 year ago
"this man will haunt my soul"
GracePearl 1 year ago
"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." - Hobbes from Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes
nostalgicnineties 1 year ago 2
who let ryan into disney world, really, could anyone be so stupid.
pireninja 1 year ago
@pireninja Max, perhaps...
lizs004 1 year ago
pure hilarity
LetMeBeASmiley 1 year ago
You sure know how to make me smile on a boring Saturday morning.
johenasia 1 year ago
remember your own advice ryan! if you see a yeti, KILL IT.
lusteraliaszero 1 year ago 2
ryan murphy you have done it again.
made boring things worth watching.
EdenChespir 1 year ago 2
You always wonder how aware the animals really are of their captivity and general safety . . .
Tweeb 1 year ago
This should be their new advert. I'd go in a heart beat, you know if i wasn't spending all my money on food and rent.
JennyFromTheVlog 1 year ago
That Meek Rat looks like my cat, who is sitting next to me right now .. So how could it be in this video?
MeanMissC 1 year ago
@MeanMissC
You mean meerkat?
TheGreatDragonValoo 1 year ago
@TheGreatDragonValoo Nope I call them Meek Rats :)
MeanMissC 1 year ago
Yay! Funny again!
demigodoftheater 1 year ago
"this man will haunt my soul"
this video amuses me to a great degree
SuperNerd57 1 year ago 68
Nice video! I have a shirt from the Terror Tower ride lol. I was there in February with the marching band. We were there in "Winter", on a school day, during school hours. Half the stuff, the ride was longer than the line! I've been trickling Disney footage on line since then haha.
silntdoogood 1 year ago
Poor Pat, so unaware of the things that are happening.
rowsdower50 1 year ago
Yeah I hate hippos too
Oathbreakingninja 1 year ago
EPIC XD
Maryammmm 1 year ago
I have no strong feelings about that bird either.
fish300017 1 year ago 4
Best video I've seen in a long time. Ryan, you are AWESOME
hannahg4thewin 1 year ago
Hippos are fat, and ugly, and I hate them. xDDD
KillTheDemonInside 1 year ago 2
lol-tastic
smay96 1 year ago
lol... that is crazy. i was just there like 2 weeks ago.
muffinlady18 1 year ago
"This video was narrated by a GHOST."
That was my favorite line.
johnnytastetest 1 year ago
hatehatehatehatehate Pat hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate I LOVE NAKED RATS hateneutralityhatehate
lilteddymouse 1 year ago
LOL, I love your videos.
poggymoose 1 year ago
funny! (that's actually what I said after I stopped laughing.)
thewalruswasdave 1 year ago