Don't Mess with Rob Schneider

[Nixel85]

Rob Schneider is.. a Car Tire

[kormastas]

bs

[Ibringthetruth1]

Married some young delusional mexican girl.

[swiftsilentdeadly17]

ROB YOU ARE GREAT

[stereotypefan]

ROB SCHEIDER IS DEAD ZOMG



[crazybabe72]

@stereotypefan no....he's a carrot

[holypoop88]

da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb

[emmitoot4]

rOB SNEIDER IS THE STAPLER!

[SergeantBerrY]

tiddilly tum

[zKa0sz]

Derp

[nutter69]

Rob Schneider is....a cab driver!

[DarkFlarePrince]

no fucking way i did not know it was him at all!!!



[lk0micho]

carrot 

[ashscootash]

hes a fob ?!?!?!

[DarkShdows]

Well ???????

[BlackSabbathSlayer]

STEVE OOO!!!

[thehumpalumpions]

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

[FellaDudeMan]

Rob Schneider is...and Asian American?!!

Well no wonder Hollywood put him in shitty roles! Props to Sandler for pulling that man out of the Asian Abyss. Maybe in 10 years we'll finally see some progress in this country.

[Agnostic72]

@FellaDudeMan

The way things are going with the USA, it seems unlikely. "The Stapler" seems more plausible, though.

[ZomSt3r]

@FellaDudeMan wtf are you talking about

[Peekosaurus]

da derp

[313eminemfan]

Thoes are sum biiig words for such a small man

[ReeceBalmer]

Robbb Schneider is a shtaplerrr



[crazybaseballdude12]

he's about to find out that being a stapler....is harder than it looks!

[mra1983]

Rob Schneider is.. a carrot.

[Babuyeee]

Rob is a genius......my best comedian..!

[jas16899]

Rob Schneider is a stapler.

[Dulcimerist]

I wish I could be Rob Schneider.

[jojabury]

Wow what a tool

[ChrisWalkenFan]

ROB SCHNEIDER! NUFF SAID!

[TranceInstrukt]

Rob Schneider it's a great actor and a funny comedian

[xanafanadu]

he aint even a jew.

[gaelic00barbarian]

he mentioned northern ireland

i sense i shit storm a brewing

[kris2914]

it's 24 carrot comedy!

[afflictiongirl]

@BrunoMarsBoo yea i think hes cute for some reason

[Parkerkun]

Don't derp with Rob Schneider

[geekhater360]

What is he wearing? fucking jewish beads?

[blabblab1212]

I would say "the message is"............ Up the production values of the interview, dress up the interviewer a bit more and invest in a studio mike for the interviewer. Dime store mic's don't sound to good.

[jozy09812]

Oh.. Rob stop being so freaking boring..... WE ALL LOVE HOT CHICK!!!

[BabyAli143]

HAPPY B-DAY ROB SCHNEIDER

[michaelprep74]

wut the hell the cab driver is rob schneider!!!!!!!! no way

[Style386]

Stop making South Park jokes about Rob Schneider or he will staple your tongue.

[ThomasDollar1]

who would mess with a guy that already was a carrot, a stapler, kenny, a hot chick and lots of other stuff?

[octoslut]

hes awesome but under rated.

[kodi665]

rob schneider is a carrot! rated pg 13

[thetoadwarrior]

derp!

[V4ka1]

derp de derpa teetaly derp didely dumb

[tehjizz]

Rob schneider is... a talentless deuchebag! Rated PG-13

[RichardSwayne]

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb,

[Hunkyfish20]

Rob Schneider is a cool actor because he doesn't fucking lie.

[djcountry1985]

i see ur tv dose the same thing like mine with that white line at the top with non hd channels

[GaxAngel]

I had something funny and interesting to say about the acting legend that is Rob Schneider but then derp de derp derpy derp derp.

[adicts89]

@GaxAngel i dont get it... wat do you mean by derp?

[VietCrea]

Shark they only bite whent you touch their private parts

[SuperGamesking]

hes to old :0

[ASBOMAN]

Rob Schneider is.... Kenny. rated PG13

[jacobakflip]

How does this relate to south park?

I'm a south park fan but there is no south park tags or desciption nnigas

[notjustanothersk8er]

@jacobakflip watch the south park episode "The biggest douche in the universe" and you'll know haha

[crispycrab]

I wish he were my best friend ever.

[darkninjamandelta]

rob snchnieder is the stapler

[MiniStupidFun]

Rob Schneider is..... a carrot! Rated PG-13.

[MiniStupidFun]

Rob Schneider is..... a carrot! Rated PG-13.

[ascotm2008]

Whats with all the "derp" thing....?

[homergracie]

@ascotm2008 Watch my video for the answer to that one. This is not spam!

[UnyieldingDefiance]

@ascotm2008 Well its like this, derp di dub, derp de derp, de derp de derp de diddly derpy derp.

[Paperbagman555]

He's about to find out, THAT BEING A STAPLER IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!!!!

[shibbe619]

rob schneider is the stapler

[Benzinhead]

Rob Schneider der ti derp, der ti derp ti didli dumb!

[Jr7384]

You Can Do it Ozzy Bite Is Freakin Head Off!!

[shellyLIKESdressup]

ROB SCHNEIDER IS GOD

[lolfag93]

DERPDEDERP TEETLEY DEE

[Mcsneaky5]

Da derpde durpedie durp

[o0PursueTheTruth0o]

Rob Schneider Is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

[Paigeandaudrey]

I know him

[BitterPoetMadman]

Rob Schneider derp... derp de derp de derp...

[ascotm2008]

@BitterPoetMadman Whats with the "derp" stuff?

[kodi665]

@BitterPoetMadman rofl!!!!

[PwdDeepblue]

@BitterPoetMadman fuk yea

[BethGoth15]

"Holy shit! It's a cat!" XD Mr. Deeds...

[kidrainenfina]

ahhahaha..,,,filipino pala sya ehh..,.,

[BR14N92]

hes a cllass actor but americans shud shut da fuk up about northern ireland ..tere isnt peace ..nd tere nevr will 4 british cunts gt shot last year ..

[jordoftw]

ROB SCHNIDER DERP DERP TILLY TUM

[japorms318]

@jordoftw "ROB SCHNIDER DERP DERP TILLY TUM"

thank you for reminding me this!

[Joshalots]

pants

crapped

on my channel

[iloverobschneider93]

im in love with rob schneider he makes my heart stop and then start again

[MDtheMC]

Dont mess with the Stapler! lol

[telfordkrunkers]

lmao :P

dude you seen this girl replying to me i think shes insane she loves

the stapler guy :P

[telfordkrunkers]

rob snieder is only good with adam sandler :P

but alone is more of a carrot or a stapler :p

[iloverobschneider93]

STFU.

Rob Schneider is amazing, sexy, hilarious, and FUCKING GORGEOUS!! So he's not a carrot. Well, if he was a carrot he would be MY carrot =p (except i call him a muffin for some unknown damn reason) But if Rob Schneider sees my comment here's what I have to say: Rob, I love you so much. You're so amazing. I can't watch you on-screen without my heart stopping. It's crazy how much I love you. I can't say this enough: I. LOVE. YOU.

[rightcomment]

lot of ppl like him.. but i think u r phillipino

[cokehorse]

Meet Me SOMEWHERE!!!!!! Let's FIGHT!!!!!!!!

[angelsbeatlesfan]

FILIPINO!

[johanz93]

you shuold see his house. just beer in his frigde hehe

[snaeji10]

I would say that da derp de derp de tum ti tutilli tum ti tum was Rob's best movie.

The Stapler was also a big hit.

[BroyhillVideo]

Rob Schneider is about as Asian as I am moo-cow.

DERP DE DERP!

[abzdeman3]

omfg zohan is brilliant tbh i thought they were all palestinian untill this vid rob is american lolol

"i always get midnight shifts, why not hamdi get midnight shift" legend actor

[JLSsux]

HAHAH! "it doesnt matter if its a Pakistani, an Indian, or a Palestinian" LOL! funny he mentioned all of the stereotypical cab drivers...

[WeHadADealKyle]

DERP!

[premankampung]

Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler are both funny....luv their movies....

[englischx]

Pinoy Proud

[gameproer]

rob Schneider is the man hes the only reason i still whatch adam sandlers crapy movies now days

[JuiceofVM]

Rob Schneider is the shit

[daniel1982]

Zohan was shit.

[777McLovin777]

Rob Schneiideeer is KENNY!

RATED PG-13

[nightcrow90]

haha in dont mess with zohan so funny xD

His goat :(((

[jhaycriz21]

love hiM!

[delboydel1]

Rob Schneider is a washed up comedian. And now the only way to get his dignity back is to die. DERPA DERPA DERRRP

[21IncHlONg]

will you shut the hell up your really lifeless...

[vonKyle777]

i love Rob Schneider! And i love the Schneider-Sandler team up. They're so funny together! =)

[rellikeggs]

ROB SCHNEIDER DERP

[inax3beeezy]

i dnt like his hair like that...

i love love rob

[somberlay]

24hour carrot comedy!

[animal90sFreak5]

could somebody stop that stupid south park shit,it's not funny!

[poppers112233]

derp dee der

[clk50000001]

"his mother is from the philippines" expected, like daddy could come from the philippines lmao.

[SgtBreadzer]

whoo ireland

[loldacz]

Rob Scheider durp dee durp!

Durp die durpedee durpie durp!

Until one day: durpadurpadurpadurp!

Durp da durp da tiedely tum!

from the creators of der and tum ta tittaly tum ta too Rob Scheider is: da derp dee durp da teetley derpee derpee dum!

[yoshinator195]

ROB SCHNEIDER IS LEGEEEEEEEEND!

[Seanorman88]

@yoshinator195 Yes, he is indeed a legend in the field of overpaid, unfunny men.

[appleman1324]

@yoshinator195 and a carrot

[Justwatchin33837]

I really think that Rob should do drama too. Why not? Adam Sandler did, and it may just broaden his acting horizons.

[absolutblue]

oh and he can sing too, saw him on LENO other night . he is very talented

[romishark]

seriously... i had NO idea he was the priest in chuck and larry!!! the entire time i was wondering where rob was during that movie cuz he's in like.. all sandler movies. then i looked at the credits and OMG..

[Budhablunt]

word! same here

[RussX5Z]

Its funny because I've never imagine Rob Schneider as Asian. But right now when I look at him again he does look part Asian. He was awesome in SNL.

[Twilleh]

A STAPLER

[nerfherder1011]

The carrot was great

[Swtich]

hahaha almost as good as the stapler

[normajean2gwen]

Rob is fucking hot, i always had a weird fantasy about him.

[kasioz82]

There's only 3 comedians that make me laugh in my LIFE so far: Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and Ben Stiller

[ozturk68]

There's only 3 comedians that make me laugh in my LIFE so far: Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and JIM CARRY :D

[davetehdave]

Every fucking person that you mentioned, repeats the same garbage bullshit over and over, with the same personality, OVER AND OVER, with the same concept LAME cheesy movies OVER AND OVER.

These guys are the WORST.

Ben Stiller being spared for a couple of not so terrible movies.

You have god awful taste.

[kasioz82]

Ops....don't feed the troll.... :)

[DamagedF0X]

3:52 - 4:05 = epic

[Tourniquet75]

rob rules :)

[roberlene]

i love rob!! not only coz he's half-filipino but also coz we share the same nickname.. lol

difference is i'm a girl..

[kobyashi45]

There's 3 comedians that make me laugh by ANYTHING they do:: Martin Short,Don Rickles, and Rob Schneider !!!

[mayrajaneth]

his freaking hilarious!

[atheist4ever2828]

i love rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[StArBrEaD11]

me too.....ahhhh....