Dr. Kumar Vishwas Out Of Control Commedy - Spring Fest 2011, IIT Kharagpur

[dieoraa]

nice nice

[TheBhiwaniBoy]

Awesome yaar! Great poetry and sense of humour.

[ashishbansal7]

pehle 13 the

[qaiserfarooq]

this guy can be amazing but his comments about Pakistan shows how narrow minded he is? And he is talking about universe, so funny.

[arifahmed999]

Abhinav teri maa ki chuut mein mere baap ka motta motta lund bharruwe ke bache..

Hindu chuutiya sab :)

[kingsainisingh]

19 people nu comedy d samaj nahi hahahah

[zafarosmani]

dear doctor

sawal 63 saal ka nahin hamara dushman to woh chotay chotay khayalat hain jo ham dosroan ko dukh denay kay liyay galati say shai, baazwaqt

istimal kartay hain.KHUDA karay kay in mulkon kay masoomlogekdoosray say insaniyat ki bunyad par pyar phelain.

[bourgeois2002]

his body language and toning has changed from his first video

[149adeel]

sala pakistan da



[MrSanjeevKhanna]

Bahut Bariya hai Kumaar shaeb Excellent

[lalit905]

para pa pa pa...M lovin it..

[suneelkumar879530282]

very nice

[ashishbansal7]

13 people dont understand comedy

[greatpam]

@ashishbansal7 now the are 21.... hahahaha

[avenger9532220492]

mr vishwas exceptional art

[shub1122]

harami hai sasuraaa.....

[naveedakazai]

Dear Doctor rahi baat 63 sal phlae Pakistan kae naa hone ki tu shataan( rawan ) kae bad hi insan aya tha aur shatan ko kaya maqam dilwaya!Must think upon it.Aga is baat ko agar qwita main sunao to mazaa aa jaye.... zara hoo jaye.

[chulbul091]

O Bharway...Bharat 1 din kam 63 saal pehly tha kia...???

[makanghar]

oh manhoos ka bacha tum itna bara likhny wala hota to kya bat thi hindu bharwe tum log 1 shayer ka nam bata do jo tum logon main ho

[gauravkittz]

@makanghar gulzaar!! hindustani hai!!! aur teri tarha poetry ko koum se nahi parakhta!!

[gholu100]

great job

[shayan904]

randi ka bacha

[destructiveanimal]

GAY HIND.. tum logon ko AJMAL bhool gaya hai jo PAK foaj ko yaad kar rahe hoo.hahahahahah aik ajaml aur tum sare qom aur tumhare gandu bhagwan.

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal 16 DECEMBER YAAD KARO....AUR APNE GAANDU ALLAH SE POOCHHO KI ''HUM PORKISTANI'' APNI MA KYU CHUDWAATE HAI HAR BAAR INDIA SE.....YE JAANTE HUYE BHI KI ''HUM PORKISTANIYO'' K GAAND ME DUM HI NAHI REHA KABHI....

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal , allah -o- fuckber

ya khuda tu apni maa chudaa..

ajmal paachwaa nabi ...jindabaad...

ek ajmal....>>> allah..+ mahammad+ 3 nabi

aur ajmal ki gaand hum indians ne maari....

allah-o-fuckber

[prashant230378]

Ye Sale Pakistani ........ Bheekh mangne ki aukat par aa gaye fir bhi akad nahin gayi

[destructiveanimal]

@prashant230378 hahahahhaha loro qoom hoo tum aur batain aise karty hoo jaise tum se acha koie hai nahi...GAY HIND

[destructiveanimal]

HAHAHAH....kya mast gand jal rahi hai sare hindustatiyon

[didoravy]

63 saal pehle tum loog b ghulam thai, aur 1 hazar sadi rehe uunhi k jinho nai Pakistan banaya xD tu iis sai sabit hua k phir ghulam bano gay, joo cheez hamesha rehe woh rehe gi

[Pratikpps]

@didoravy , SALA PORKISTAN 63 SAAL PEHLE BHI BEGAIRAT THA , AAJ BHI HAI, AUR INSHA-ALLAH AAGE HAZAARO SAAL RAHEGA.......AAMEEN

PORKISTAN 63 SAAL PEHLE BHI PAISO K CHAND TUDKO K LIYE APNI MA BEHAN AUR MULK KI IZZAT BECHTA THA, AAJ BHI BECHTA HAI,...INSHA-LLAH AAGE HAZAARO SAAL BHI BECHTA RAHEGA.....

CLUE HAI - MA-BEHEN- VEENA MALIK, MULK KI IZZAT- AMERICA K HAATHO GIRWI.

WAAKAI JO CHEEJ HAMESHA SE HAI WO RAHEGI HI......

HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD !!!!!!!!!!

[didoravy]

@Pratikpps salay nikal, dekh wasim akram rooz shilpa ki laita hai, shoaib akhtar ata hai tuu uus k chattey ho, atif aslam ko baap mante ho, aur bhool gye tmhare ghar sai tmhari sab sai high ranked bachi phassa kar laya Shoaib Malik.

saloo tum haar saadi main humarey ghulam thai, haar saadi main hamarey ghulam rahoo gay, hum chand aik hoo kar poorey hindustan par hakoomat karte rehe, phir dekho kitne tukkrey kiye hindustan k. baki pata hai aids tm k mulak main kyu itna zayda hai,

[Pratikpps]

@didoravy abe o converted porky muslim, bhaukna band kar, tera wasim yaha pe reh k hi tum porkistaniyo [shoiab akhter, afridi, PCB ] k akele hi gaand maar raha hai....

rehi baat saniya mirza ki wo license k saath [shaadi] karke porkistan gayi....naaki tumhaari veena malik ki tarah rakhail ban k yahaa reh rahi hai.....

kaun kiske tudke kiye....jaake bangladeshiyo se poochoo...

ab tumhaare balochistaniyo ki baari hai.....

hum indian jo bhi hai....lekin porkistaniyo ki tarah BEGAIRAT nahi hai..

[didoravy]

@Pratikpps acha, then what do you want to say about Sunny Leone ? salay woh tumhari randii gooro ka kitna lambha lun laiti hai hahahaha dekhi uus ki porn videos? aur jab goorey uus k muuh par chootey hai wah wah fikar na kar dhakan main b aisey he choto ga ;)

begairraat koum ho tum uusaye star bana rehe hoo hahahahhaha

[Pratikpps]

@didoravy ha ha, sunny leone to porn star wo apne pese se chudwaati hai...magar teri behan veena malik to porn star nahi....lekin hum indian k loudo se kyu chudwaati hai....

wo nude magzine dekhi ki nahi....veena malik ki....apni behan ki kartoot dekh pehle fir sunny leone ki baat karna.....saale begairat porkistani

[Pratikpps]

@didoravy , bete didoravy apni besharm ma behan [veena malik] ko control me rakho....nahi to ye abhi hum indians se chudwaa rehi hai kal americans aur israeli se bhi chudwa sakti hai....

apne porkistan ko randikhaana banne se bachaao ...o porkistani bhadwo...

[didoravy]

@Pratikpps hahaha jigger uus ki maa behen chodo humarai taraf sai, :D woh aik B rank actress thi, jis ka humne pakistan main rehte hue kabi nehe suna tha tum logo nai uusaye apni mama maan lia hai :D btw humara ALi zafar b uudhr hai jis nai woh movie main tumhari Katrina k sath kia tha ;) bhool gye ;))

[Pratikpps]

@didoravy, katrina mere loude pe..ye saari actress mere loude pe..

main baat hai...jo actress dusre mulk me jaake besharmi aur behayaayi dikhaaye usse oos mulk ki badnaami hoti hai..humara koi actor ya actress kabhi koi porkistan nahi gaya..paise kamaane wo bhi apna jism ki numayeesh kar k.

aaj tumhara porkistan agar jara bhi gairaty hota, amir tareen hota to tumhare actor or actress bhaag kar yahaa india me paiso ki bhikh nahi maangte...wo to hamari dariyadili jo unko bhikh dete hai.

[Pratikpps]

@didoravy ,kuchh pakistani log hai jinka mai tahe dil se respect karta hu...mere khyaal se ye log galti se pakistan me paida ho gaye hai.. 1.hasan nisar saab 2.pervez hoodboy saab 3.imran khaan saab 4.najam sethi saab, 5.najir naji saab 6.sheikh rashid saab. 7.nawaaj sharif 8.parvez musharaf 9.imtiyaj ali saab, pakistan k 4 anchor bhi mujhe bahut pasand hai 1. wasim badaami [11th hour] 2. javed choudhry saab [kal tak] 3. kaamran shahid [frontline] 4. naseem zehra mam [policy matters]

[didoravy]

@Pratikpps suun us ka interview kehti hai jb maine ami ko bataya k they gonna give him 1m dollar tw ama khush ho gye hahahahha beygairat koum ho tum , tum sirf ghulam he reh saktey hoo, saloo! hamarey ghulam

[Pratikpps]

@didoravy , ha ha aur teri behan veena malik to free me hi nude hokar chudwaati hai india me.....tum porkistani wo begairat koum ho jo gulaam se bhi badtar jindagi k haamil ho....allah, tujh jaise laanati koum porkistan par ajaab ataa kare....aameen

[Pratikpps]

@didoravy , PAISO K CHAND TUDKO K LIYE APNI MA-BEHAN AUR MULK KI IZAAT BECHNA TO KOI PORKISTAN SE SIKHE......

YAHI CHEEJ TUM PORKISTANIYO KO ALLAH AUR QURAAN NE SIKHAYA HAI...

TUM KYA HO AUR TUMHARA PORKISTAN KYA HAI....MUST SEE THESE LINKS-----

watch?v=yWgLfbmHFKk

watch?v=ql_AhFo9Zms&feature=re­­lated

watch?v=P3JBxctgHF8

AUR FEEL KARO APNE KO EK BEGAIRAT KOUM PORKISTANI HONE KA............

[muhmmadahmad]

Dr.baigharat tu farig hay. ager tu sahi hota tu kisi per tankeed na kerta

[MRADUL13]

@destructiveanimal - bhai tumse bas ek baat kehnaa chahta hun.. ye sab un sab baton k sideeffects hain jo pichhle 63 saal me hui hain.. india me blast, public assasination.. in sab kaamo me pakistaani hi kyun involve hote hain? hum toh koshish kerte hain tumhe mohabbat kerne ki..but mai kyun naa pakistaan ko galat kahu jab mere ghar waale mumbai me 26/11 k assasination me maar diye jaae? kewal isliye suroor me mat raho ke tum pakistaani ho..sahi galat ko pehchano..kasaab kaun hai? pakistaani!!

[destructiveanimal]

@MRADUL13 sir aap ki baatin sahi hain aap k mulk mein agar kisi kutty ko mut aati hain tou aap logon ko iss mein bhi PAKISTAN ka hath nazar aata hai,start hamesha aap log karty hain aur end hum.aap log kehty hoo ajmal pakistani hai tou saboot doo, ki raw ne ajmal ko Malaysia ne kidnap kar k yah sab drama kiya tha.SAMJHOTA EXP ko mat bhoolo woh kis ka kaam tha hindu extremist involv the uss mein.hum tou ab iss kia final hal chahte hain ya aap ya hum koie eik.bas

[Pratikpps]

@MRADUL13 , kise samjha rahe ho dost.....

ye porkistan hai....saale YE LAATO K BHOOT HAI, JO BAATO SE NAHI MAANTE...

HINDU, HINDUSTAN JINDABAD !!!!!!!!!!!!

[destructiveanimal]

DR. i like par ap ki PAKISTAN against baqwas ki waja se aap mere lund pe.AMAN KI AASHA mein aap apni maa chudwane gy the.wahan tou dost ki batain aur yahan par ghatiya indian soch dikha rahe hoo.LANAT AAP PAR AAUR USS AURAT PAR JISS NE AP JAISA HARAMI PAIDA KIYA HAI.GAY HIND

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal, ABE BEGAIRATY KOUM PORKISTAN K NAJAYAJ AULAAD,...BETA BAAP SE PAIDA HOTA ....BAAP BETA SE NAHI...DEKHA NAHI TU PAIDA HUAA...TO 1971 ME TERA BHAI BHI PAIDA KAR DIYA...ABHI GHABRA MAT,,,BAHUT JALD HI TERA TISRA BHAAI...BALOCHISTAN BHI AAZAAD HOGA....

PAK FOUJ KI AUKAAT KYA HAI HUMNE 1971 ME TERE FOUJ KI GAAND FAAD KAR KE DEKH LI HAI....BAHUT HI JALD INSHALLAH TERE PORKY FAUJ K SAAMNE HI BACLOCH BAIYYO K LIYE BALOCHISTAN AAZAAD KARAAYENGE...BETA BAS WAIT KARO...KYA KYA HOTA HAI

[destructiveanimal]

@Pratikpps history ko mat chood aankhain khool aur daikh teri maa k yaar american kaise bheeq mang rahe hain hum se aby ek ajmal ne tumhara band baja diya tha tum logon ko tou apne hee mut mein doob k mar jana chaye tha. begairat hisdustani.

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal, AMERICA SE KISNE BHIKH MAANGI AUR KITNI MAANGI...JAAO JAAKE APNE KAYAADAT AUR HUKMRAANO SE PUCHHO...JO ROTI AAJ TUM APNE PORKISTAN ME KHAATO HO WO BHI HARAAM KA HAI...JISKO KAFIRO NE BHIKH ME DIYA HAI..

ABE ROTI CHHOD...TUJHE TO TERA MULK PORKISTAN HI JAB BHIKH ME MILA HO TO TU KYA JAANEGA ''GAIRAT'' KYA CHEEJ HOTI HAI.

JO TUM PORKISTANIO K RAGO ME KHOON DAUD RAHA HAI WO 80 % HINDUO KA HAI.

YOU 80 % MUSLIM OF PORKISTAN ARE NA-KHAALIS MUSLIM [CONVERTED MUSLIM]...UR ALLAH ALSO

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal , AAJ TERA GAANDU AJMAL TO SAJAA SE BACHNE K LIYE HINDU BAN CHUKA HAI...EK AUR BEGAIRAT...

TU AUR TERA BEGAIRATY KAUM PORKISTAN WO WAHID KOUM HAI JO CHAND PAISO KI TUDKO K LIYE ANPE MA BEHAN AUR MULK KI IZZAT BECH DETE HAI...KAFIRO KO....PEHLE JAAO APNI VEENA MALIK KI NANGI PHOTO KO BURKA PEHNAAO...TAB JAAKE APNE MAA, BEHAN AUR MULK KI LUTATI IZZAT BACHAAO...

AMERICA NE TO ABHI 25 KUTTO KO MAARE HAI...LEKIN HUM WAADA KARTE HAI TERE 10 LAKH KUTTO KO KUTTE KI MAUT MARENGE....

[destructiveanimal]

@Pratikpps hahahah...tum sirf history ki gand maro bander ko apne loro bhagwan bolne wale lund k muh walo.....kaise gand mari thi hamare EIK AJMAL ne....hamare foji shaheed kiya amrika ne tou hum ne bhi un ki gand band kardi hai. tum log sirf batain kar sakty hoo aur apni filmon mein hee PAKISTAN par attack kar sakty hoo.hahahahaha

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal , History ME TO TERE MOHAMMAD TAK KO GAALI DI GAYI BETE....LEKIN EK BAAT SAMAJH ME NAHI AAYA, TERE NABIYO KA KHATNA KISNE KIYA HOGA...SHAAYED ALLAH ??

TERE MA DONO HAATHO SE WO KATE LUND KI DUAA MAANGTI HOGI...

AJMAL KI TARIF KAR REHA HAI, LAGTA HAI, TERI MA KA NAJAAYAJ SHOUHAR AUR TERA NAJAAYAJ BAAP THA YA FIR 5TH NABI THA/HAI ....

AMERICA TUMHARA BAAP THA, HAI, INSHA-ALLAH AAGE BHI RAHEGA..

PORKISTAN PE ATTACK ?? BANGLADESH TERA ALLAH NE APNE LOUDE PE RAKH K DIYA THA KYA ??

[destructiveanimal]

@Pratikpps hahahahhaahah aby ek ajmal ne tumhare gand mar di ab kis baat par akar rahy hOO..lund k muh wale hidustani...GAY HIND

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal , DUNIYA ME SIRF TERA PORKISTAN HI AISA WAHID BEGAIRAT MULK HAI...JIS PAR KOI BHI, KABHI BHI, KAHI BHI, ATTACK KAR SAKTA HAI....

CHINA K DUM PE UCHALNA CHHOD DE BETE....

AB BALOCHISTAN KI BAARI HAI.....YAAD RAKHNA....

B FOR BANGLADESH...

B FOR BALOCHISTAN...

P FOR PORKISTAN MURDABAD

H FOR HINDUSTAN JINDABAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HAAAAAAAAAAA

[destructiveanimal]

@Pratikpps hahahahhahahaah....teri knowledge mere tatte jitni hain lund k muh wale hindustani.tum sale bas batain chodo hum pakistani tumhari maa bahan chodte rahain gy aur tail bhi tumhare hee use karin gay jaisa AJMAL ne kiya aur jaisa KASHMIR mein kar rahe hain tum hahahahaha. tum log bas yahn gand ka zor logao

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal , bete apne baap ko gaali nahi dete....humaare lund se nikle kaum porkistan ko apne baap k lund pe shak nahi karna chaahiye....jald hi tumhara dusra tisra balochistan paida hone waala hai....jaao apni maa k sewaa karo....

tum yaaha baate chodo...hum tumhari maa eesi tarah chodte rahenge....aur tumhare jaayaj bhai paida karte rahenge.....inshallah...

[thesatyamshow]

he didnt offend anyone he just said the Fact.....

[saqlain191]

pak india sa pehla tha beta jani

[pratyushdubey1]

@saqlain191 pakistan 1947 me bharat k ang se alag ho gaya hamare dil se nahi pak ki dharti hamri tha, hi & rahegi

[destructiveanimal]

@pratyushdubey1 tum hindustani kabhi nahi sudhar sakte, PAKISTAN THA HAI AUR RAHEGA dost tum jaise log khuch nahi kar sakty dost...

[Pratikpps]

@destructiveanimal , jaao dost pehle Apne baap america se un 25 fauziyo k kafan k liye bikh maango.......agar na mile to hum se le lena...

Bete ko baap k saamne aukaat me rehna chaahiye....

[rakeshlohit]

Wow.. He is truly keeping Hindi shayari alive !

[makool81]

Maya wati ne nahi suna kiya ... inko

[abhishekk91]

mast hai viru.........

[cobraisback1]

iss ke aami pak main gashti thi iss uss ka gusa hey ...lol

[83gori]

nice

[atulshare]

awesome heart touching (poem of heart).

[7793180]

ilike it

[manoj7721manoj]

pakis ki sulag gayi...sach to kadwa hota hai !!

[chittoraster]

good video.wow

i like it.

[faizan195]

salla bak bak band kar aur shairi par gandoo

[jaykhan5]

i became a big fan of this guy but after listening to this video i have no respect for him. he should be an example for the whole nation but he's the complete opposite. he should choose from one either kaveeta or hate but he's doin both

[jaykhan5]

yaar indian majod pakistan main aatay hai unki itni sewa kartay hai pakistani ye waqis ja kar phir randi k bachay ban jatay hai.. yaar tel me why are indian are haters?????

[jaykhan5]

ye behan ka laura pakistan gaand marwanay gaya tha kya?

pakistani subse zaayada in fankaar logo ki izat aur inke fan hai ye behan k laure chootian hi rahay ge.

[jaykhan5]

ye behan ka laura pakistan gaand marwanay gaya tha kya?

[rmehrotra34]

mast hain

[shivamzmaurya]

kas ais mai bhi kar sakta

[Mrityunjay786able]

jo kaha sahi kaha

inki baat sunkar to inke shagird ho gay hum

[rajiv9880]

sahi kha pakistan k bare me

[persianprincedastan]

Yeh pakistan k isliye hilaf hai Q k PAKISTANIO ny iski maa ko choda hai..Randi ki aulad!!!2nd hand maa ka 3rd grade Bacha!!

[khurram668]

kai baaaaaaat a asi ina di pen j kad lai a is waste lagea we

[persianprincedastan]

@khurram668 Naa ji gal e sayi ay!!

[khurram668]

hahahahahaahahahahahahahah ma nu lun ena di nu

[khurram668]

gashti da bacha ma nu lul su

[vvashist6521]

yaar dr. vishwaas ki videos ki url hai to provide it now please

[TheUk121]

koi pathar ki murat hai...............

[maariajee]

mje to ye shayr ni Tariq Tedi ka beta lgta he hahahahah

[infianant]

punch line was the last one... ha ha!!

[fizzraja]

63th saal pehle ap ki ammi bhi shaid nahi thi.. ab hain na ? salam di jiye ga

[maariajee]

@fizzraja hahahahahaha gud..

[MrPRINCE78600]

fizz raja ji 63 saal pehle naa inki ammi thi naa pak 63 saal baad naa inki aami hogi or naa.....just kidding bro don't mind...

[fizzraja]

@MrPRINCE78600 63 se inhe mohabbat hai mujhe nai :)

[sudarshankeshav]

This video is damaged pls upload another copy



[vivmishraek]

khusboooo are u OK?? PLEASE CONSULT A PSYCHIATRIST.... OR CHANGE UR DEFINITion of sense of humour..... stupid

[nikhilcrank]

@khushbooagl06

the most of the things said by him holds true for boys mostly..and IIT KGP has 90% boys..in it and gals shd agree to it tat we boys do tak like this but we do have a understanding tat everything which boys have discussions isnt very politically right and holds sense..if u feel its low in humour sense its because ur a gal and u will never get this..

but trust me most guys will hve fun hearing this.

for example ppl love the Friends series..same thng...and it has thngs like this'

[frankiesucka]

awesome shayari!!!!!!!!!



[khushbooagl06]

man has extremely low sense of humour....