Dragon Age 2 - Most uncomfortable come-on EVER...well ignored.

[TheRandomKady]

the friend zone ! 

[LostHope2109]

ignored LIKE A BOSS!

[antonio100f]

DENIED!!!!!!

[BloodFromTheThorn]

Friendzoned xD

[SinDawg030]

How the fuck does Merrill sit down with that hugeass sword/staff on her back?

[TheGodlikeDragon]

Ok, you ask for a kiss and then Merrill change the subject to friends.....hhhmmmmmm REJECTED!!!!!!!!!

[PhantasmagoricArcher]

Witty. Always Witty. It's has the best lines...well, aggressive does have some brilliant disingenuous assertions too.

[paulwilliambowling]

It may pale in comparison to Origions... But Sarcastic Hawke is awesome.

[CoDURBAN]

Asks for a kiss

Starts talking about other stuff

[Silvyre]

Story of my life.

[arowerlikenoother]

what's the sound at 0:16?? It reminds me of something but I can't remember what ...

[chickenchaser10]

@arowerlikenoother Steam screenshot I think

[whman17411]

When i did that option Hawke said "You're so sweet Merril"

[whman17411]

U just have to take a snapshot of her embarrased

[Bykerigan007]

@aaron75fy There is Diplomatic, witty, and what else? OH that aggressive option, he was a dick to his group thats why.

[fro7k]

He should have just leapt around the table and kissed her if she didn't understand.

[EvieWingweaver13]

I love how she just brushes the comment aside.

[Cowpath3]

This was so awkward it hurt.

[valkyrieofperdition]

XD

[OppasYeobo]

fucking LOL

[michcool1012]

She came crawling to me after I destroyed that damn mirror and showed her how damn evil the thing was...

[Karlmcguiness]

Can't get any more blunt than this.

[greywarden0]

Denied!

[FoofyOne]

ROFL, ignoooooored!

[Andy180084]

lol, this response just shows how bad DA2's voicing is.

shoddy work bioware

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

@Andy180084 It isn't bad.

Compared to some of the voices I heard in Mass Effect..

(And I love ME).

[jb291266]

@Andy180084

I completely disagree with your off the cuff "criticism" Andy, overall DA2's voice acting is of a very high standard imo (having [played it through 3 times). If only some other parts of the game could have been on the same level!

[ColeVecsion]

and i thought Anders throwing himself at my male Hawke out of nowhere was awkward

[AlanisRawr]

Ouch ._.

[Tonihrvatska1]

thumbs up for dragon age origins is better

[ShunXYou]

Hawke is forever alone.

[SWfanatic1]

SO FREAKIN awesome how he just burst that out

[TheLadypeppermint]

friend zoned

[GLAD0Sisaspy]

Hawke Owned Count: 1

[endbutterfly]

The first time I watched this video it must have paused at 0:08 or something because there was this really, really long awkward pause before the line where he was just staring her down. I was like "is this scripted?" and then he said the line, and it was like all the awkward added up, and I died of laughter.

[stockholmLIAR]

smoooooth... hawke... real smooth.

[mikenike245]

hahaha

[MidnightMaiden17]

That was just....awkward.

[DeguGamingNetwork]

*Manly chuckle*

[Deathseeker214]

Commence connection of palm to face.

Begin.

[Shanook28]

FOREVER ALONE

[R4nd0ml3tt3rz]

I guess It's Dalish tradition to make out with your friends?

[vampires18]

Your response changes depending on whether you're aggressive/witty/nice Hawke. This isn't fake. And it's hilarious.

[Spinningoutftw]

fake... he doesnt say that. He/she says "I can think of a better way to thank me." plus what is that shutter sound? didnt happen in my game when i played through it twice. and how do I know this? I just did that part

[FurinaD]

@Spinningoutftw Actually no, it's not fake. It's an exact recording I did using Fraps. You must've done something different. You can even see me picking the voice option at the bottom.

[FurinaD]

@FurinaD Oh, and I'm not sure what that sound is - maybe it's me pressing the snapshot F-key or something when trying to shut the recording off.

[u4eaful]

@FurinaD lol neither of you noticed that right as the shutter sound plays a menu pops up in the bottom right that says "Screenshot Saved"? Even YOU FurinaD? lolol.

And Spinningoutftw, you are absolutely retarded. How could he have possibly faked this? Did he just magically reproduce Hawke's voice somehow? I got that response too. Just for future reference: just because it's not what you got, doesn't mean it's fake, champ.

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

@FurinaD It sounds like that memory thing from Men In Black.

[balrog0444]

@FurinaD No, it was the sound of Hawke's blunt flirting going straight over Merril's head.

[TwiztedClown4lyfe]

@FurinaD It is, if you look in the lower quadrant of the screen, you can see a saved snapshot.

[jasonrevall]

@FurinaD I'm pretty sure thats the screenshot noise when you hit f12

[starhaven321]

@FurinaD if your using steam or the steam overlay and fraps the defult record button is the steam screen shot button by defult and that nosie was steam taking a screen shot i use both and had to change the keys ;)

[DrewbusDumbledouche]

@FurinaD Maybe a glitch? I didn't have this happen to me either.

[aaron75fy]

@FurinaD then i'd like to know how you did it, since neither witty nor diplomatic hawke gets this

[firelord699]

@FurinaD No.. no i'm sure he said something else.

[Whippenberg]

@Spinningoutftw there are 3 ways for hawke to talk during da2 which is determined during the opening of the game, and thus every convo can be wildly different

[luckdragon88]

@Spinningoutftw You get this reponse if you've been using the red options most of the time direct/aggressive. I was surprised when i got that line when i did my grumpy-hawke playthrough as id always played sarcastic/charming before.

Merril does pretty much totally ignore some of the early flirt attempts. Isabela is much more fun!

[astrojeet]

@Spinningoutftw if you're hawke has an aggressive personality, he will say this line.

[LadyLatias]

@Spinningoutftw You are perfectly aware that there are different voice files for Hawke, yes? Because of how bugged the game is, it sometimes picks out the wrong one.

[inlovewithtruth]

@Spinningoutftw Not fake, she's just really naive. Probably never been flirted with before judging by her history with the clan.

[Beingdeadx]

@Spinningoutftw He says different things depending on if you're Agressive or Diplomatic.

Fool.

[crypto66]

@Spinningoutftw Fail.

[Lifeless9619]

@Spinningoutftw you were playing a "good hawke" he was playing a "Sarcastic Hawke" thats why, if you were evil hawke the phrase is even more disturbing...

[Lifeless9619]

@Spinningoutftw Sarcastic hawke.....i think ive responded to you on this before...well fuck sorry if i did XD

[TheAerisSerris]

@Spinningoutftw Actually, it depends if you're playing as an aggressive Hawke, diplomatic Hawke, or a sarcastic Hawke. This is the response when your Hawke is aggressive rather than sarcastic.

[hackerhoward]

@Spinningoutftw it depends on whether your Hawke is aggressive/direct, sarcastic/charming or polite/helpful I can't really tell which this because ive only done merril once but yeah just for your info

[emilons97]

@Spinningoutftw you get different things as results of how you handle the story... -_-

[seraphilight]

@Spinningoutftw Probably depends on whether you do sarcasm, diplomat, or other options more.

[CelticDragon0]

@Spinningoutftw That sound is from taking a screenshot on Steam

[skyw1sher]

lol xD