Two and a half men Theme

[IleneAlizazh920]

so schaut mich an bin ein frosch

[GodReaperBeta10]

WHY CHARLIE!?

IS THE DRUG REALLY BETTER THAN THIS TV SHOW...I DON'T THINK SO!

[ataahuaunity1234]

lol this is soo funny ;) mm kinda 

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

replace the kid with justin beiber and the cryer with harry connick, senor, accent a droite.

/watch?v=meSIVfOyerg&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[venom6454]

Men men men men

[TitmanRecargado]

This song, I like!!!

[THELIGHTprod]

Charlie Harper, The end of an era. A bloody amaing era. I used to watch it every day after school. :(

[NinaxD97]

without charlie sheen it´s shit!! he wanted to come back! :( the first intro is better than the other. :) ♥

[selppa14]

i wanna know the lyrics!!!

[45BigBoss45]

@selppa14 men men men men oooooooo men men men oooo men men emn ahahahhaaa :D

[ndccharles007]

CHARLIE!! ♥

[TotaUndNano]

Charlie was better °^°

ASHTON= (N)

[SilentHillEmzie]

Won't be the same with Charlie Sheen!

[jkardelis94]

i dont like ashton kutcher i<3 CHARLIE

[thunderblackbird072]

ha ha ha ha I never seen this before 0:22 cool!

[Optik3o9]

jake this motherfucker was so cute xD

[SabrinaRatShit]

Me and my friend sing this in our Maths lessons, and we got the whole class singing it once when our teacher went to look for some of our work books:L

[Jcrevolutioners]

@nayru10001 bro make that 291+ now

[blonderbonser]

Without charlie you realise, that the laughts in two and a half men are fucking annoying!

[SnakeSHlZ]

They need to stop making new episodes of Two And A Half Men. It's just not working without Charlie Sheen. The "half" in the "Two And Half" is now a man on his own, so maybe just call a show Three Men.

[RedSquirrel22]

Fuck Ashton Kutcher!

[Zentral1]

Better with Ashton Kutcher!

[liahnog]

man man man man manly man man man - man man man man manly man man man..............

[angelaaaLOVE]

charlie soll wieder mitspielen ;s

keiner kann charlie ersetzen !

[orfeudm]

We miss you Charlie !

[missheyheyhey2u]

win win win win winning win win win WIIIIIINNNNN

[Stephanie83277]

CHARLIE IS FUCKIN BETTER THEN ASHTON 

[DragonUnlimitedHD]

Charlie, you are the best!!!! better than Ashton -.-

[startrekwarsmixguy]

can someone give me the lyrics plz i really wanna learn this.

[nerektakeilla]

Three wise men LOL

[JestCentral]

dude if you wanna watch this then go to jestcentral in google

[GamerKrais]

meeeeeeeen!

[Xanthisis]

gay gay gay gay realy gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

[Spinnedata12]

men men men men men di men men men men men men men men di men men men mne mne mne men mendimen auoouhouhouhouhouhou men men men men men di men men men meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[humberto022]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeen

[iTzPrinceVince]

I dont watch this shit anymore lol...Charlie Sheen was better

[TMF58]

Drew Pickles's favorite song

[stewielove101]

@TMF58 That's because he is the Lord of Homosexuality.

[unspokenrespect]

Did they really sing that? They sound awesome if so. It would be nice if there was a whole song.

[Meisterdieb1712]

R.I.P charlie sheen... :-(

[narcotixx23]

Sheen is winning.

[JestCentral]

the website is still under construction but soon they will upload everything

[JestCentral]

if you want to watch two and a half men online for free then check out jestcentral in google.

[mariodude345]

I hear Charlie fired everyone from Two and a half men

[Machinegunkelly5026]

This theme song came from Monty Python's

[JericaShonaoa520]

ey wohne in leipzig

[TheEmanuellySilva]

que lindos *---*

[savovaso]

blaaaaa



[ForTruthandPeace]

come back charlie!!!!

[firewaterdirt]

My Favorite Part Is When They Say "men"

[smoshteamianhecox]

This show is HILARIOUS! But it SUCKS with Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen was the funniest part of the show!

[magic8ballgirl]

I like the part where they say "men".

[MrBasketball1002]

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT CHANNEL VIDEOS AND SUBCRIBE THANKS BILZ$

[MarnieDarcelfb411]

na keiner deutsch hihi

[gordogreat74]

I don't care for this show but I can't get enough of this theme song!

[bttfjulesvernemarty]

Stupid that they didn't call it "3 guys 1 microphone"

[805spitta]

shit's funny ass ton face 

[bigwillysty1e]

Ashton opening theme is creepy with his creepy face and that voice.....

[RoostersSupporter100]

fuck ashton kutcher.... we need you back charlie!

[AfricanMofo]

I think my testosterone levels just increased after watching this.......

[TheKi40]

Fuk cutcher sheen was awesome. Well miss u bro

[Peace4Ever0000000000]

Better with Charlie Sheen!

[Steffyyy100]

@Peace4Ever0000000000 Agreed

[45BigBoss45]

@Peace4Ever0000000000 i agree

[666mephistophilis]

@Peace4Ever0000000000 charlie's the man fuk aston..!

[MrCHARLIEHARP]

GIMER

[garethdwright91]

HAHA LMFAO A RIDICULOUSLY OVER USED GENERIC YOUTUBE COMMENT HAHA YOU ARE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

[peer263]

i liked second one better :)

[charlieharper1000000]

There is a limited-edition commemorative coin for Charlie Harper. The other day I saw a friend who had bought his and Im going to buy myself one before the sell out!!

[shelby4369]

i'm sorry to say this but i have never seen the second one before until now

[04ray25number2]

@pmoneyx1 Even without Charlie this show is freaking hilarious.

[CapsLock959]

i like the part where they say men

[Soma81]

why is it called 2 and a half men when theres 2 full men and a little boy?

[hokagheno1]

I comfirm! Charlie is better but we must recognize that this season is nice to! Actually they can't bring charile back because.... his character died and he is buried :D

[GeneralCane]

@hokagheno1 I'd rather have zombie Charlie than a living breathing Ashton.

[MrDancingDevil]

@hokagheno1 they can bring charlie back: they just have to say, that Ashton's season was alan's dream

[bernadette17ann]

I love that it's Bernadette Peters singing the song!!!!

[BessTyraui70]

hihi ich bin nackt

[JollyMe08]

omg, Bernadette Peters does the voice of the kid! I kinda have a desire to actually watch this show now, just for that.

[theGting]

Bring back Charlie Fuck Kutcher, if boycotted season 9, Charlie can come back at Season 10

[kolzzzzzzz]

theme so nice i will take it

[MegaBabydoll21]

i love this show. my 1 1/2 yr old niece loves the song and she likes to dance to the song.

[15lellykelly]

annoying

[rchaparo]

wow I had no idea it was Bernadette Peters!!!

[vedderfan94]

Such a fucking annoying intro. It's just really gay and the boy sounds like a little girl bitch.

[paddyman890]

if gays need a song they now know where to go...

[2015cild]

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay ooooooooooooooo

[TheSurfinbird21]

Watching Ashton in the intro is pretty awkward

[Martill3]

Two and a half men used to be good... But then it took an arrow to the knee.

[hkjrtv]

thumbs up for two and a half men movie

[Gabpop1]

@hkjrtv in that case with charlie. No Ashton kutcher ! :P

[eugenekim10]

luv it <3 

[Laddie1789]

soooo good <3

[tonnaconda05]

This bastard of Sheen should be sent to Afgahnistan or to hell,where this drunkard SOB belongs.

[TonieJodeeex434]

lool wer is deutsch

[wendyrose123]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THIS ONE IS BETTER THEN THE NEW ONE

[unfunnyclown1]

ashton kuncher u killed this

[MrTdafan123]

Am the only who thinks Jake sounds a little like Tommy Pickles from The Rugrats?

[IndianAssassin123]

Ashton Kutcher is as good as charlie sheen. i still enjoy the show. Charlie was charlie Ashton is Ashton...so don't watch the show if you don't like....

[raphystylezz]

what is the name of the episode makes charlie alan ready because he has tanked dollar for 3

[amarpatel96]

OMFG i thought Jake's voice was some random girl xD

[XternaLxGaming]

charlie sheen puts the two in two and a half man 8)

[mcrway13]

CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEE<3.

[drc930]

This was one of my favorite shows, but it sucks so much now without Charlie :(

[mutarrr]

guys stop bitching about charlie sheen hes not coming back. he fucked up and thats his fault. i know the show is not as good as it used to be but it is decent

[Batou3]

Anyone who won't wtch this without charlie like this.

[CoreyMitchells]

That ashton kutcher dude FAILS i want charlie back

[gmogerardo]

Bugs needs Daffy, Joey needs Chandler... Alan and Jake...Needs Charlie.

The Harper Brothers &Son are TWO AND A HALF MEN!!!!!!

[XternaLxGaming]

two and a half berta l0l

[TresaThuyiv387]

ehm ich hab was unanständiges entdeckt

[Skrebo96]

I guess I'm lucky , I just started watching 2. season and I think I wont miss Charlie for more....... 7 seasons ? :D

[capet95]

@Skrebo96 That made absolutely no sense. I want everybody to read that slowly and see how little sense that made.

[LukaDFantom]

this show is nothing without charlie sheen!!!

[lolcatish]

Charlie may have became a dick, but he was the only one. No one else can be like him

[CoreyMitchells]

@lolcatish I mean he was always getting the chicks everytime alan turns around how funny?

[ILazyBoy666I]

Anybody know how Charlie's shirt is called? its so great buy i cannot find it anywhere

[Queenofawesome25]

Back when it was good..

[TheUltimateEDGE335]

das singe ich immer in der schule mit meinen freunden XD

I always sing in the school with my friends XD

[gmogerardo]

Charlie Harper, its a icon. Sarcasm, Women, Money... a House in Malibu.

One minute of silence...for our good fellow. or a lot of hope, for watching him back...and closing the door to Walden Schmidt when he gets back.

Two and a Half men... its Epic.....Charlie Harper, GO!!...Charlie, Alan and Jake...WINNING!!

[0rchida]

Thank god charli leeeeft.I swear when he quit i started watching the show properly

[VelhoPatetico]

/watch?v=e2xeJxrSGSw

[xLipsOfDeceit7x]

I like men men men men manly men men men x3

[B00Gz73]

There is no 2 and a half men with no CHARLIE!! How could they get rid of him and it's based on his real life!!! I'd call my boss a JEW BASTARD too if that's what he was!!! Get over it. Get rid of the show or fucking bring CHARLIE back. Point blank period!

[lolcatish]

@B00Gz73 well said my friend

[alexvsalex3]

thus they were so happy, this shows us that cocaine destroys u, post-data:

may i get the lirycs of this son??? haha

[glowwyy]

I miss Charlie :(

[candiigirl4life]

I miss Charlie, the show is nothing without Charlie..

[omkar415star]

After season 8 i am watching season 1

there is no season 9 for me !

[Rizy101]

Never gets old

[LetsStopThisSong]

Gee the old intro was better than the one with Ashton Kutcher

[CoreyMitchells]

@LetsStopThisSong I agree one hundred fucking times man!!!! -.-

[rafedasi]

THE FUN OF TWO AND A HALF MEN DIED WITH CHARLIE HARPER!!

[gmogerardo]

Come on, Get Over it... Ashton Kutcher is gone...

Yeah... im Psychic...

Because Two and a Half Men...its not love and best friends... its about a ...ok, long story short...Two and a Half Men...its Charlie, Alan y Jake!!!!!!!!!!!

[ajsaccount1991]

Jake looks a like a pudgier (and more talented) Justin Bieber

[braddas12]

RIP Charlie!

[AlthaBrookenh375]

na ich hab was unanständiges entdeckt

[TheRattleSnake93]

They should make a story and bring Charlie back, i don't know, instead of Rose pushing him in front of the bus, she make it look like Charlie's dead and locked him in her fucking basement or something, here, a storyline, now GO!

[039939]

I CAN'T BELIEVE they replaced charlie seen with ashton kutcher!!!!!!!

[Laurelindo]

@039939 Yeah, I hate how someone always gets some idiotic idea that nobody will like but insists on absolutely using it for the show anyway.

[039939]

@Laurelindo that's right!and what they did is stupid,because people get used to a character and start loving her/him.in our case,it's charlie and the only charlie i wanna see is CHARLIE SEEN!!!

[RedPrint80]

lyrics please

[mirceais09]

ashton kutcher made 278 accounts

[regio9able]

@mirceais09 283

[livpdes]

that would be awesome if the ghost of charlie harper came to kill ashton kutcher

[hanshansi80]

du weist doch dass charlie kein deutsch kann nä un dann is er dein onkel`????

[Ddgolem12]

Kutcher sucks and Sheen wins. End of story.

[MsNick991]

2nd theme is the gayest shit after bieber

[fialhoextreme]

Ashton seems to be a transvestite stupid charlie has to back

[TheDasnuss123]

Charlie should come back.

He´s clean and looks better

[CoreyMitchells]

@TheDasnuss123 No homo, but your right lol hes more funnier then this dumbass

[Gruba1001]

Charlie Sheen is one and only, no one can replace him!

[nimo1029]

I prefer the old one... With Charlie!!!

[JaniceAngelpw332]

so ich wiege 300 kilo

[alextlbass]

Thumbs up if you think Charlie Sheen should come back as a guest... somehow...

[blixi123]

charlie D: Come back!

[sharkattack831]

Comedy Central: Roast of Charlie Sheen

[NameAdam101]

I loved the old season, but I'm starting to really like this new one, I think people should stop being so fucking negative towards ashton, he is a cool dude and he has put a new edge on the show! Chill little haters ;)

[kevindkx]

@NameAdam101 Ashton is fine, but he doesn't fit into the show , two and a half men was all about Charlie, Alan and jake ...

[TheMixedbreedChannel]

up the charlie's !!!

[nitrogsen]

what did they smoke when they tought charlie could be replaced, that just cant happen, charlie is the one and only reason i watched two and a half men.

now its gona suck so hard, WE NEED CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alezander3815]

The Original, THE BEST! BRING BACK CHARLIE!!!

[DanielaJardan]

Well... Charlie Sheen screwed it up, and they had to replace him with someone so they choose Ashton Kutcher, they're both good actors so i still like the show :)

[CharlieBorrows]

I WANT CHARLIE BACK :(

[leafyutube]

I wrote the first script to this but it was stolen from me.

[Achilles1389]

Bring SHEEN Back !!!

FUCK Chuck Lorre !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two & a half men is boring as hell with Ashton.

[CrescendoSound]

Nobody can reeplace Charlie!

[IFreakSlide]

@CrescendoSound charlie can't even be replaced by an clone

[msforce8]

@CrescendoSound  true that but i like ashton but i still like charlie