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  • Could it be that you're in the wrong job...some people would be greatful for work. People don't eat out to make the staff happy. Maybe we should all skip round you telling you how great you are, not order any food then give you lots of money for nothing? At 15 I was very poor and worked my ass off..even with people I didn't like...I'm now 30 and very comfortable. You can't stop people being arseholes...just take advantage that they want to give you some money...or don't work...YOUR CHOICE.

  • @andyherts80 I hope you realize she is an actress. xD

  • I can't count the times the words "When the fuck did I start working at Chucky Cheese's?" have come out of my mouth. Parents who don't control their kids drive me insane.

  • @0:39 I didn't see nothin' :(

  • True......true

  • I am amazed that so few people get that this is an actress doing a skit. Obviously she is a very talented actress because everybody is viewing this, believing this is a real-life waitress ranting out the frustrations of her job. The "Kitty Urawhore" name and "reporting from Generation Fucked studio's" didn't give you a clue this is a skit?? LOL

  • @Fraevo10 Yes, its obviously acted out. But it's spot on none-the-less.

  • WORD!

    

  • Always treat your wait staff politely and tip well. Basic common sense for those of us who don't want sneezers.

  • I hate waitresses who smoke. gross smelly fingers on my food

  • I want to work with you. I feel your pain!

    

  • OMG i loveeeee her.

  • This woman maybe swearing a lot and talking a lot of shit, but I bet she's a great waitress and when she's on the clock, there is no one better she. Poor girl is just venting and she's right about how shitty people tip. If you can't afford to tip, you shouldn't be dining out.

  • Dirty Potty Mouth Fun In Bed at 3AM !

  • All she needs is a Hard Fuck

  • I wouldn't use all the expletives, but I agree with you!

  • I never tip

  • @edwardd6681 You sir, are the spawn of Satan. Order take out or get it to go. Why make our lives shit?

  • @PancakeAteTheDisco naw I will just keep going out to eat and not tipping

  • @edwardd6681 then expect to get your food spit in by those who work at the restaurants you frequent... Word travels fast ; )

  • I think you'd be less mad and have more money if you stopped smoking.... just a thought. I'll stfu now.

  • no wonder you piss at yourself.you have a dirty mouth.Get a life and go to church.With this attitude you are going to serve people the rest of your life.Go kill yourself.

  • no wonder you piss at yourself.you have a dirty mouth.Get a life and go to church.

  • to be honest if i came across that attitude somewhere i wanted to have a peacfefull meal i probably woulnt be too happy FYI saline doesnt give you diarrhoea... its sterile salt water

  • I think im in love

    this chic is awesome!

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  • Shut the fuck up!! XD

  • ur lucky u dont work at the bowling alley i cook at, my waitresses dont get more than $5 in tips on average....its also in utah, utah isnt known for a high tip rate

  • LOVE IT!

  • I really enjoyed this rant. I'm a chef, and I stand behind you all the way!

  • Not funny.

  • Yep everything you said is right... And you sound like you need a nice strong drink.

  • To the idiots that say "oh just get a better job" fuck you! You guys are the ones that LOVE coming out to eat, but treat the staff like trash. You dont kno what its like to be in our shoes. There is one of me, and 20 of you. I cant be at every table at once! Dont wave you're half full coke at me like you're gonna die of thirst while I'm talking to another table. Obviously I'm WORKING not dicking around in the back.

  • @HottChoc619 Um, She is NOT a Waitess, She is an Actress, a BAD ONE at that ! LOL

  • Nice girl

  • More reasons why i really dont want to work at a resteraunt.

  • marry me?

  • iiiiiii LOOOVE IT!.. i feel you sista!

  • Another group: Your waiter doesn't care that it's your friends fucking Birthday! it's somebody's birthday EVERY day, numbnuts, and why are you whispering it to me?You think they don't know it's their birthday? They know? I hate it when we sing Happy Birthday to some slob at one table, and another table "Discreetly" pulls your shirt, "Uh yeah, it's my Mom's Birthday" they'll whisper. then I'll go to the Mom, real loud, "Happy Birthday!" then walk away. Riottttttt

  • so fuck the shut up lollolol sorry kitty i understand what you mean also the vegans in your restaurant could be douchebags who are members of peta please dont hit me im fragile

    *ducks*

  • You can always quite that horrible job and work somewhere else (McDonalds, Roundtable, janitor, garbage person...etc). If you choose a horrible job, you have no one else to blame but yourself.  I worked in customer service and realized the tips were not worth it. I quickly found another job that paid federal minimum wage. Hopefully you do too before the waiter job drives you crazy.

  • @akin242002 Ur a fucking moron. I work at a shitty place too but guess what I'm stuck there. It's the reality when you get out of college and you have a fucking moron as president. It's not simple to just quit a job and magically find one that pays close to what you make or more currently. And further, if you find a better job does that mean that its a good fit? AND that you are going to be good at it? How many idiots do you find that work at good jobs just cause they got it?

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  • Very Sad. Then Change Jobs. PERIOD. I Hope someone serves her one day. Should be Interesting.

  • All I have to say is that I am a server and I think I just fell in love with you lady!

  • I worked at several restaurants and never acted like a stupid, stereotyping asshole. Flo needs to go to college and accomplish something besides keeping her mouth open for 4 minutes so that she can have people pay attention to her some day, or maybe Flo can build her own restaurant and only serve poor people with no children that drink tap water and let their server order for them.

  • @jasonallengoss well said, they act like they work in a prison camp in Afghanistan serving murderers and terrorists then go home to their shack and eat old bread and warm water for dinner...SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! quit taking everything for granted, you have a roof over your head and a bed to sleep in...and probably a car...plus you're pretty. Everything you have is like winning the lottery to millions of less fortunate people in the world. Goddamn selfish people...

  • I officially FUCKING love you. I've been there, I've done that. The job made me antisocial. I just hate people for no reason at all. After I quit the job, everything got better. Eventhough Walmart treats employees like dirt, I still have my peace of mind there.

  • @soldierslady2504 She is not a waitess, she is an actress. Thank You.

  • @FormalStudiesCZ ? who the f care?!

  • @soldierslady2504 I Do. It is Not Professional.

  • @FormalStudiesCZ then, keep it to yourself or talk to your therapist. Because I don't give a damn. I spit on a so called "professional" standard. A server isn't a maid after all. Restaurant paid 2$/ hour + tips but there is no rule in the book says that customer MUST pay their tips. So for the server it is a lose-lose situation. There are a lot of assholes out there who tip nothing but ask the server run around to serve them because they are desperate for attention and they think that's classy.

  • @soldierslady2504 I Tip Classy. Besides, I do not care for the Negative Energy.

  • @FormalStudiesCZ then you should live in the forest or up in the mountain. because negative energy is everywhere, deal with it. Some people think tip 5% is classy. So I don't really care if you tip classy because I don't know your def. of "classy". Beside, it really weird and creepy to advertise yourself "I tip classy" to people you don't even know. You are also a negative person otherwise you would not watch this video clip and then comment negative about it. That's so sad!

  • @soldierslady2504 " Sad " Is an Emotion. When I go out I enjoy myself. To be honest, You Are There to give Pleasure in service.

  • @FormalStudiesCZ  you are so full of "Positiive" energy! You should go out more instead of waiting for my comment. Thanks for prove me right! Good job. Plus, Sad is a negative emotion.

  • @soldierslady2504 Maybe I am Out ? Labtops and Ipods are portable. That is why they were Invented ! LOL

  • I love your rant and although I am not in the food service industry, I empathise. To those leaving negative comments: shut the fuck up!

  • lol wow you should really get a different job. Oh..that's the best job you could find? Then shut the fuck up.

  • Very true and hilarious! Ignore the negative comments, obviously those people have never served or worked hard a day in their life. Serving IS a real job, we pay taxes just like everyone else and most servers are in the process of continuing their education as well

  • I LOVE YOU! all of this is so true girl....fuck em!

  • WALK AWAY THEN BITCH !

    I AM RICH ! HA HA

  • There is always " Porn " Honey !

  • Sweetheart, I totally feel you. EVERYTHING you have said. Seriously and contrary to what some of the other people have posted- not all servers are are uneducated. Some of us have children, and have to work certain hours so that we are able to care for our kids, some of us are working to pay for our education. I am tired of people talking to me like I am not human and like I am stupid, I am quite intelligent, hard working, tolerant, and respectful. We deserve respect too.

  • Take a wine class, learn how to pour a glass of wine, and get your sorry ass into a RESPECTABLE, UPSCALE establishment. The whole joke with the camera on the boobs at :45 shows that you're a trashy, uneducated server with a typical "off color" restaurant sense of humor. If you want to make better money with better working conditions in the service industry... you have to fucking EARN IT, by getting into a NICE place like the rest of us. Cry me a river bitch & try EARNING some QUALIFICATIONS.

  • you're an idiot , no wonder you do this for a living.. umm go to college, do something else with your life? why dont YOU stfu and do something else instead of sitting there smoking your cancer sticks bitching about your effed up job.. so yea YOU stfu dumbass

  • will you be my new best friend lol

  • Video--> Love, love, love lol

  • This gal sounds just like my stepdaughter, who is 30 and has been waiting tables her whole life. I think it takes a very special, very *tolerant* person to be a server and keep a positive attitude, especially when you're trapped in the profession. The solution is to go to college when you have the chance, and give yourself other options. By the way, after having servers in the family, I am now a better tipper. 

  • Your pottymouth makes you really hot LMAO...but in all seriousness,I agree. I have done most jobs in restaurants, but NEVER a server. But I see how people act towards BUSSERS (I mean asking them for a check while they're carrying a fucking bus tub !!) and it's sometimes not even worth the time. I find myself doing this pretty much EVERY NIGHT. People who go out to dine really need to realize that a restaurant is not geard towards their table only. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!

  • You know what, I agreed with you (having worked in customer service) until you mentioned putting saline solution in peoples' food. That makes you more of a dumb shit than the people that you feel treat you so badly.

    And some people (lactose intolerant, wheat intolerant) don't *choose* their dietary requirements, and unless you hadn't noticed it's the *cook* that has to deal with that, not you.

  • if the waitresses all gave a little more i'd give a little more, if ya know what i mean.

  • I like this chick. She gets straight to the point and does not f**king mess around.

  • People with Celiac's disease didn't choose to have it, you fucking cunt. It's miserable enough to have to order the dumb shit on the menu. I love the shit out of bread, but if I eat it I'll get sick. So shut the fuck up. I liked this video at first. Not now.

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  • stay in school

  • U pre judge the customers. That's why u get bad tips. U already plan on giving certain people bad service. As a result bad tips. Bad attitude equals bad tips

  • if you ever remember my face, i will leave you a 10 buck tip, thumbs up, your funny

  • i agree, but chill out time is short

  • i agree with everything you say!

    every point is true

    the most important for customer to know is:

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    say as less as you can.seriously.shut the fuck up.read the menu.and say which shit you want to eat.

  • "shut the fuck up" then a sec later she says "its all about respect", god wench learn your place

  • fucking hilarious =]

  • HAH HAH HAH!!!!

  • Rock On!

  • you are so sad & pathetic. You don't like drunks, rich people, old people, little kids, fatties, vegetarians, couples or basically anyone breathing. Your name- who cares!!!! you are there to get my food. i'm certain you are poor, you cannot possibly get any tips with your scowling face.

  • @hallchopper she doesn't really hate all those people, she hates the way they ACT in the restaurant. LISTEN. You give out to her for "hating" those people and yet you demonstrate a total lack of respect for her based simply on her profession? You sound ignorant and stupid. Can't even listen to a video right. Grow up.

  • @lavenderblondde i agree

  • @hallchopper that about sums up exactly everything I was thinking

  • oh honey i hear you, grocery stores no better people dont understand the concept of paper or plastic And when that person comes to the your line EVERYTHING wrong with the store is YOUR fault. "Why didnt you have the kinds of beans i wanted!" Cause i wanted to see that vain in your head pop I DONT KNOW WE DONT KNOW STOP BITCHING AT US WE DONT KNOW DONT CARE AND THERE IS NOTHING N-O-T-H-I-N-G we can do about it i dont order the food i dont arrange the store i just hit buttons and put stuff in bags

  • @i1234t1234 ......lol hilarious!!!!

  • this one's good.

  • I feel like this almost every night, hahaha. YOU SPEAK TRUTH!

  • sounds like Flow needs a new career.

  • Been a waitress since I was 18 I am now twenty I feel your pain big time

  • shut the fuck up lmao

  • Did she say she hated people who were allergic to wheat gluton?

    God what a miserable bitch

  • I so agree with everything you have had to say. I work in a fast paced place and get stretched pretty thin where I work at. I HATE when you are the only server with 200 customers in your area and there is always at least one asshole that thinks they are more important than the other 199 people in the place. If you can't be appreciative of your server then GO HOME!!! SERVER YOURSELF!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIST ON YOUR UNAPPRECIATIVE ASS!! I'M BUSY!!!

  • hahahaha, awesome, yes, working in any area that involves service to people makes you HATE all people

  • You fucking RULE!! Sooooo true!!!!!

  • This is the greatest video...i have ever seen. This rant should be transcribed and made to be our national charter. I have never been more proud of another human being nor more turned on in all of my life. My nipples are growing as we speak.

  • @stavenborn you need to get out more

  • @firefwi Speaking of needs to get out more, you're the one responding to a 5 month old post sweetheart.

  • @stavenborn oh stfu and go serve someone

  • I hate when people let their kids run around restaraunts!!! Big pet peeve

  • @LiterateNigger How are you relating being a drug dealer to being a server. You need some education, Servers don't do what you do. So why don't you try to do something that is not illegal with your life and stop talking about shit you don't even understand.

  • LOVE THIS! YOU ARE MY HERO

  • Forgot Black people

  • Hope to work with you someday!

  • ha ha, hilarious. You forgot the asshole foreigners who know damn well they are supposed to tip, but don't. They are the WORST.

  • Dumb bitch. You CHOSE your line of work. If you don't like it, get the fuck out or work in an establishment that caters to a different clientèle. (i.e. If you don't like to be around kids, get a job in fucking bar where they're not allowed).

    What's so god damned annoying about whiny waitresses like you is that you take for granted that you're the ONLY ONE in the whole damned place whose income fluctuates with more business. Shut the fuck up or GET A NEW JOB CUNT.

  • @jjrants

    jjrants, you're probably the type of douchebag that goes into restaurants and acts as if the servers are your slaves. Get a fucking reality check.

    I work in retail, but I wish I worked at KFC or McDonald's so that I could have the satisfaction of knowing that everything I'm selling whiny fucking shit for brains customers is slowly killing them.

  • Wow girl,you must work in a real dive! I would never eat after such a nasty skank like you! You need to work in a biker bar or something!

  • "people who need 5 extra things to make their meal more enjoyable" YES!! once a woman HAD to have wine samples soup samples a batch of garlic bread to be made without basil on it lemons straws wine glasses to drink her water out of cocktail napkins butter parmesan cheese hot sauce etc. I was about to strangle& slap that crazy bitch! Hello you're not the only person in the restaurant. What a dumb cow... btw saline solution is a good idea i might have to try that lmao! <3

  • I agree about old people... I've lost count of how many old people have yelled at me in front of the entire restaurant because they didn't know what was going on and lost it on me

  • ON the rag???

  • From one waitress to another. You go girl!! Tell it how it is!! These fucking people have to know the truth!! Fuck you all!!!

  • I agree with her, it sucks to work in the food service industry. It probably really sucks for women getting hit on all the time too.

  • wow so much anger actually people are just asshole in general

  • A large group of ladies that all need to have separate checks...as well as one person in a group who insists EVERYONE needs water, yet all but 2 are untouched when I clean the table. If people want something, they'll order it!

  • funny stuff. old people are bad tippers. i was a cabbie. they tip a quarter sometimes and think they are big spenders!lol

    but one comment i would like to make, as a person who has been a hostess, a waitress and a cabbie, is that when i go into a restaurant sometimes ( as a single woman ) i get the shittiest service from some waittress who thinks i am not going to tip her, and then i see her fawning over a bunch off guys while my sandwich gets cold in the window. so of course i don't tip her.

  • Apparently, you also said: "Fuck School".

    Them's the rules, honey.

  • What makes you say that? Quite a lot of the servers I know are actually students who took that job because A. it helps them support themselves and B. the hours are flexible enough to fit around their school schedule. Just wondering, though, why you said that.

  • I wish all the people leaving negative comments would work as a server...just for one day, That'd be enough to change their attitude. Anyway, thanks so much for the vid. Everything you said is completely true.

  • @CestLeVie33 the people leaving negative comments don't have jobs

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  • Thank you! U'R hot!!!

  • haha love the last name.

  • I loved it thanks

  • wow i luv how many times she said STFU! HAHA man shes like the skinner ersoin of kim kadashian oh and i like howshe explained the seniors little kinds and rich bastards! XD

  • you know that the people who leave comments dissing her are the people who do the annoying things she talks about.

    i don't work as a waitress, but i work in retail, and deal with stupid/rude people a lot. so i partially understand.

  • the couples thing.. omg I know how that feels.. its oh shut up.. no dont listen to him.. dear ugh.. pissy pissy pissy fuck off lol

  • Oh you forgot one group of folks who never fail to piss me off. What about the ass wipes who can't get off their cell phones long enough to acknowledge you???? Yeah I am a server too, I loved your vid. STFU!!

  • I must be above it all, because I waited tables for years and I enjoyed it. You have to have an enjoyable personality to bring out the best in other people. If you are an ass, guess what? People will be asses to you. So enjoy!

  • This makes me feel so much better about every waitress I got naked and then came on her face and didn't call her after that.

  • I worked in the resturant industry for several years and this girl is SO right on. I died laughing for an hour. I want to marry this girl :D Great Vid

  • 100% true. I never had that type of service job but I do notice it. People just act like inconsiderate assholes and need to show more respect. It's a hard job, very demanding, and the pay isn't always the best so, people should atleast try to be good customers.

  • lmao!!

  • agreed!

  • I LOVE this video. It is 100% true. Maybe some people need to think about what 20 things they need to make their meal complete when I ask them instead of making me run around like my head is cut off throughout your meal. Also, to the people thinking we "disapear." We have shit to do! We constantly have to make sweet tea, stack plates, stack cups, fill shit, and clean..and maybe is you give a one god damn second, we MIGHT be able to smoke. Yall need to try serving some time!!! UGH!

  • Love this girl.

  • I can agree with you about the kids, rich people, drunks and rudes, but I think you should be more understanding of old and disabled people.

  • You are one step above a fucking monkey. Oh wait, a monkey would not make such an unintelligent statement.

    Trash.

  • Oh that was directed at toddz420.

  • Fuck you and shut the fuck up.

  • OMG MY HERO!

    so shut the fuck up.. lol

  • Kitty -

    I'm not rich. But if you make me wait forever to get my drink refilled, or if you're one of those waitresses that disappears after taking my order, you're damn right I'm going to ask one of your co-workers for help. It happens all the time. If the busboys and other people don't want to be bothered, they should tell you waitresses to be on top of shit.

    Otherwise, not bad.

  • lol

  • i couldnt have said it better myself

  • Who the fuck cares where your eyes are bitch? The only thing you should open your mouth for is to suck a dick, or nipples where guys can watch...

  • WoW, I could add to the family shit but amen

  • amen.

  • eunicron... if you've never served before then you really have no idea.

    I hear what you're trying to say, but it's just not like that. Once you've been in the industry (and I don't mean for a month, I mean for an extended period of time) then you can fully understand what we gripe about

  • I always enjoy these types of rants, in which servers bitch simutaneously about customers having the gall to actually ASK them for things, and also about poor tipping. So essentially you're demanding that the customer sit there, not ask anything of you, and then tip at least 20%. Good luck with that.

  • I'm right there with you. I worked in the service industry for years. I busted my ass to earn my tips. If I got stiffed and I hadn't busted my ass, I never got pissed because I understood the deal.

    Work hard, and you get paid for it. Give the bare minimum, get paid the bare minimum.

  • its not about sitting there and not needing anything. its about RESPECT (which she did say). There is no need to be rude to someone you don't even know, not to mention someone who is handling your food! But especially if you know you are making your waitress run like crazy and she still comes to your table with a smile on her face and you leave 15% yeah FUCK YOU.

  • no, shes talking about the people who dine in and run their servers back and forth for all kinds of things, one after the other. its called GATHER your thoughts and ask for them all at once. dont ask for ketchup and when the waitress gets back to your table ask her for butter and when she gets back with THAT ask her for SOMETHING ELSE. WE HAVE OTHER TABLES BESIDES YOU. AND THEYRE ALL ASKING FOR SHIT. AND GETTING EVERYONE THEIR SHIT TAKES TIME. stop complaining and enjoy your damn food.

  • i'm in the industry and here's the deal. 90 percent of customers are just fine, even if they don't leave a good tip! it's that 10 percent that are rude, or high maintenence and leave a shitty tip. the tip is like a grading system, and if you get a shitty tip for no reason it really makes you feel like shit. it's like someone doing their job just as they're supposed to and your boss telling you that you suck. how would you feel?

  • I'm not unsympathetic to what servers go through. I think the fact that their employers get away with paying them slave wages is contemptible. It's not fair at all.  But I see a lot of entitlement on these rants, which isn't very appealing.

    I think we need a better system, where customers aren't guilted into subsidizing the restaurant's waitstaff. It really is lose-lose for everyone but the restaurant owner.

  • beautifully eloquent. and not only do the disgusting masses deserve such a rant, but the management who take their frustrations about being part of restaraunt management out on the servers deserve to have their pathetic power trips highlighted for what they are, pathetic!