Goldfinger In 5 Seconds

[kevoishere1]

Greatest spy movie of all time hands down!

[joe84au]

FISH FINGER DIN DINNNN DINNNNNNN!

[marciuste]

shit...

[WolfySnackrib666]

I like Super-Mario Goal Findles. I mean James Bond Goal Findles.

[TheGustavo54]

nkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[niptuck117]

This was nine seconds long. Congratulations.

[MetaIhead89]

what's the song at the end?

[kackiz]

@MetaIhead89 benny hill theme

xD

[Chris4Ibra]

seems like you and timeaare not familiar with each other.

[MrMattwaffle]

10 seconds,actually.

[bmwluvr2003]

*pssst* AAAHHH

James Bond thinks to himself "that's it? why exactly was I not supposed to touch it?"

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

Don't touch it? How am I supposed to find out what it's for then? xD

[thijs674]

i expected it to be a SELFDESCTRUCION button

like doovenschmirch from phineas and ferb always has

and

yes i like phineas and ferb

no i am not black

no i am not gay

no i am not 10 years old, i am 14

no i am not from ireland

[willowbreezeMiyuki]

@thijs674 what does Ireland have to do with Phineas and Ferb? ...

[bladerunner951]

@thijs674 I actually find Phineas and Ferb quite entertaining too but I deffinitely like the parts with Perry and Dovenschmirch best.

[RaainbowJuice]

Gooooooooldfinger

[jokeistman]

lol he installs the button and says don't press it. then the guys like I wonder what it does "beep" ahh!!!

[RaainbowJuice]

@jokeistman Nooo, seriously ? We hadn't noticed.

[TheIrishAirsofter]

Lmai

[Vincentiusify]

This is what the ''in 5 seconds'' video's are all about! So many vids are not funny, but this one was! Like the titanic and men in black.

[crackshack2]

haha that was pretty good

[MorningStar616]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

That was what I was expecting when I clicked on this one.

Oh, and yeah, Connery was the best, had a slightly cruel streak like in the original Fleming novels, and was credible at it; no lightweight like Brosnan.

Lazenby I began to appreciate more once I discarded the critics' opinions; not bad for a first time actor.

[gadduste]

lol that kinda reminds of a penis somehow

[RE4man101]

He touched it. Sean Connery FTW!

[Pannemat]

I liked Roger Moore best

in the Cannonball Run!

[GothGaara92]

Damnit he said don't touch it!!!

[harrypotterfangurl07]

LMAO OMG YES!

[rainzoro]

this really gives me a laugh

also makes me think how movies back in the day didnt make sense at all

[SirPwn4lot]

Are you kidding? Goldfinger was made in 1964! Films back then were just as good, if not better.

Go watch Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Vertigo, Seven Samurai, Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange or 2001: A Space Odyssey. They're all FANTASTIC films.

[rainzoro]

dont tell me you're defending that scene man.. if the button was not to be pressed, why did he make it from the first place. If that's a comedy element, it's cool but then this is a 007 movie.

I'm not degenerating all old movies, but then we all agree that filming technology, and screenplays have gotten so much better compared to the past

[tyrannasaurasalan]

Well clearly you only have small knowledge of the cinematic arts. James Bond is a character of curiosity and deliberate disobedience (in some cases) The button is obviously used for the reason shown here but if Q had not told Bond not to push it, things could have happened quite differently. Understand?

[SirTimothyMarton]

@rainzoro First off James Bond is action but had lots of word or bit of comedy in it each bond had a mischevous side like a grown child Q refered to each Bond like that in the movies for they always wrecked "His toys" His creations and they always did and its somthing thats always expected in the films XD By the way he said dont touch it unless emergency

[Shotgunnova]

Haha...

[dazzabmx360]

lol

[CrazySlyHawk]

Meh.

[AnzyBevek]

Don't touch it? WTF Did you installed it in then?? lol :D

[SirTimothyMarton]

@AnzyBevek he meant whatever you do dont touch it only in emergencys je just didnt upload the whole sentence XD he was cut off

[MrCaptainclegg]

@AnzyBevek

it's like a penis

[kevininsimi]

@AnzyBevek Hey hey HEY! Don't question Q.

lol

[robben896]

@AnzyBevek He was telling James to be extra cautious. Wasn't telling him to not use it when the right moment came...

[spartanses]

Lol get rid of the asian guy

[ARSA525]

STFU!

[JonO387]

How long did it take you to think of that one?

[ARSA525]

2 seconds.

[JonO387]

LMAO, Great!

[hemmsilius]

NO U

[ultimateguitar553]

u shouldve did the scene where 007 makes a funny face at Goldfinger's guard while he's imprisoned at his Horse farm

[WebVMan]

Craig was only better than the dude in the awful Her Majesty's Secret Service. Each brought their own style, though. Sean was suave, yet lethal. Moore was really suave, but didn't fall for the ladies all the time. Dalton was nice to look at and tough without being rude. Brosnan was suave, but tough when he had to be. Craig was just plain tough without so much suaveness. In case you can't tell, the word of the day is "Suave"

[Dudtz]

OHMSS is too complex for you.

[DaveBond21]

LOL

[GamrDan]

Connery was and is the best Bond, but Daniel Craig is a close second. Casino Royale was GREAT, and Quantum of Solace was okay, but not that engaging.

nice video by the way.

[elfirrepins]

What about Pierce? I actually consider him to be the best Bond next to Connery.

[toasega]

WRONG. connery and brosnan rule. everyone else is a fag. daniel craig is mediocre at best.

[Treblaine]

Too right.

Casino Royale was a good movie but more thanks to the story or direction than the cast. Goldeneye FTW.

BTW Connery's Bond was NOT a gentleman... he was a MAN!

[oshtraMandala]

@Treblaine If he was man he would do LSD not alcohol and tobacco ...

[Treblaine]

@oshtraMandala who says he didn't? It WAS the 60's after all.

[TheFinElite]

@Treblaine Yeah, Sean Connery was and is the best 007 ! Those new's dunno nothing..

[Iconoclast792]

@Treblaine He was the best of the best

[kackiz]

@Treblaine what does FTW means?

[Treblaine]

@kackiz literally FTW means: "For The Win"

in practice it means more like "Best of its class" So in this case, where Campbell directed both Goldeneye and Casino Royale, I state that I think Goldeneye was his best work.

[kackiz]

@Treblaine thank you for the explanation

i agree with you, goldeneye was way better.

and in this case, Ian Fleming FTW

[Bloxy123]

Bond IS a gentleman. Dumbass.

[Mechanix1911]

Excuse me, I used the wrong word. I meant sophisticated.

[Sephirothmark2]

Daniel Craig is the worst Bond (not including George Lazenby), not because he is crap, but the others were just too good.

[SharpScales]

lol?

[Sephirothmark2]

???

[AlexKryocek]

Pierce Brosnan was the worst Bond ever by far. I can't decide between Moore, Connery or Craig.

[adnanabbasi1992]

Bullshit. Craig was the worst. Brosnan and Connery were the best.

[AlexKryocek]

Was? Last time I checked Daniel Craig was still James Bond, and do you know why he is Bond? He is Bond because he is better than that pompous ass Pierce Brosnan who couldn't survive a fall from a step stool without high technology!!!!

[adnanabbasi1992]

Craig is still bond because he was in 2 of the shittiest bond movies ever. And each actor has his own timespan of being james bond. Brosnan chose himself to be in only 4 Bond movies. And Craig can choose how many bond movies he wants to be in. But he is still the worst fucking bond there is

[AlexKryocek]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa... Casino Royale, arguably the best Bond film ever made was shitty? Hah! BTW this probably isn't the best place to discuss this, why don't you PM me instead?

[adnanabbasi1992]

Casino Royale wasn't shitty. My bad. But Daniel Craig was the shittiest Bond. And you must have lost your memory of what a good actor is, old man

[AlexKryocek]

I said why don't you PM me instead? Perhaps you cannot read?

[adnanabbasi1992]

how about you consider the fact that i DON'T WANT to PM you. You must have been face fucked by daniel craig as a child if you keep talking so highly of Daniel Craig

[AlexKryocek]

Jeez dude I only said I thought Craig was better than Brosnan! I just want you to know I have nothing personal against you. I'm sure you're a really great person in real life but you're way too obsessed with Pierce Brosnan. But it seems to me you think anyone who doesn't share your opinion must be an asshole, right?

[adnanabbasi1992]

nah. I don't think everyone is an asshole. lol. i just like to make pointless youtube arguments. I know Craig isn't bad at all. I just thought it would be funny to keep this ongoing. but yea im a nice guy in real life. Anyways im assuming casino royale was you r favorite bond film. right? My favorite is goldfinger, goldeneye, and casino royale.

[stephensk1]

Dude you were the one who mentioned Pierce Brosnan not him, and futhermore they both completely suck as bonds

[stephensk1]

True dat

[JohnMedfords]

Your also right about the bond order Sean Connery was theeeeeeeeee best!

[JohnMedfords]

Lazenby was not a bond dude he looked like some sort of rapist!

[joe081996]

who si the guy with glasses?

plz reply and watch my vids lol

[kanenkitten]

what guy with the glasses?

theres no one in this vid with glasses

[joe081996]

i know, but most of the 5 second videos are made by someone called the guy with the glasses.

[uniongrunt]

the new bond is just freaking weird. Bond isn't supposed to have blonde hair.dont hire a blonde actor for him >:(

[madrox1994]

that's what ithought also at first but now i think he's fine. casino royale is one of my top 3 favourites. (QoS sucked though)

[adnanabbasi1992]

Yea it did. I mean I did like the action scenes from Q of S, but it had a really shitty story

[uniongrunt]

i liked brosnan best :/

[0Random0Alchemist0]

xD I loved it.. Nice work..

[sigfurt]

connery

craig

dalton

rest is bitches

[madrox1994]

my list would probably go like this

1: Sean Connery

2: George Lazenby

3: Daniel Craig(casino royale)

4: Dalton, Moore, and Brosnan(they're all equally horrible)

[itwontcomeout5678]

dalson was better than Craig...

[madrox1994]

his name is actually DALTON it helps to have the correct data to prove a point... and the living daylights was fine, but license to kill wasn't tgrue to bonds roots. it was just a meandering holywood story of revenge with a sweet climax. not a story about a secret agent. mind you this is my opinion. take it or leave it

[pinkypete1989]

Lazenby was the worst bond! that's why he only did one! he was a model anyway, not an actor

[kanenkitten]

no no no

1: Sean Connery

2: Roger Moore

3: Pierce Brosnan

4: Timothy Dalton

5: Daniel Craig

6: George Lazenby (the worst ever)

the only thing people remember lazenby as, is the only Bond to marry. without the marrige lazenby would be forgotten

[madrox1994]

i thought that lazenby was cold (crushes mans neck with ski) debonair (tracy, girls at piz gloria) could actually fight in his scenes(pick one) and didn't sound poncy or ridiculous. and really- moore 2ND! he was way too old looking, his films were slapstick he sounded like he would rather be at home petting his kitten watching the news than being in life or death situations. no i don't like moore at all. connery is good though. but dalton was forgettable. i strongly believe what i said earlier.

[RMJ1984]

Yeah i agree, after Sean Connery and Roger Moore,it has gone down hill. their lastest james bond movie, is nothing but a mindless action movie, no humor, no gadget, no nothing. and no matter how you slice it Daniel Craig isnt gonna score hot babes. Also why the **** to they change scene every 2sec in that movie.

Its sad that this may be the death of james bond, they need a new main actor and a new director, bring back the good stuff, or call the movies Jason Bond Bourne.

[kanenkitten]

Well, I think after Goldeneye it went downhill and the worst choice the writers made was going back to Bond's first assignment (which basicly made it non-canon) and the fact that they had no Q, no gadgets and no Moneypenny

[adnanabbasi1992]

I'd move Lazenby to 4, and move Dalton, and Craig down one. But other than that, you got a great list ranking

[Icyglare]

Casino Royale was really good, it's just a pity that the sequel, Quantum of Solace was awful.

[realneji4]

U WERE NOT SUPPOSED 2 TOUCH IT

[BestFilmproducer]

I use to say it like this:

1. Connery, Brosnan and Moore

2. Dalton

3. Lazenby

[stephenparallox]

Full of Win!

[kaseycutie12]

i love this :D

[thegrapebeyond]

1. brosnan

2. connery

3. dalton

4. craig

5. moore

6. lazenby

[ambergambler]

Im afraid to say it but I think Moore is the best bond. With his acting skills it was the only type of role the man could play (just like in the Saint and the Persuaders). Connery is probably the better actor of the two - although neither of them can do accents ;0)

[keithsmove]

1-Connery (by far)

2-Moore

3-Lazerby

4-Brosnan

5-Dalton

6-Craig (havent seen any films with him yet)

[RaNNd0M]

Moore was poncy as hell, all suave and no evil bastard side like Connery or Craig.

[torchwood10]

1-seam connery/roger moore

2-daniel craig

3-timothy dalton/george lazenby

4-pierce brosnan

[dapoetmaster]

Lazenby was the BEST Bond. Sorry everyone, I know most wil strongly disagree but George was more physical, had the look & was intimidating when he wanted to be. IMO, his Bond was a very good one & ashame he didn't get another film.

[torchwood10]

i agree he could have been equal to connery and thrashed pierce brosnan to kingdom come

[thecultofjonnybighed]

you take the top off, and you'll find a little red button. whatever you do, don't touch it.

presses button "AAARRRRgh!"

[perniciousgreg]

thanks..i think we all saw the video

[Hootshot112]

1)moore

2)brosman and connery equal

3)craig (he's very different from the others...more serious)

4) who's the two others again?

[Marth1993]

1. Brosnan

2. Connery

3. Dalton

4. Craig

5. Moore

6. Lazenby

[tonygmilan7]

1.connery

2.brosnan

3.craig

4.moore

5.dalton

6.lazenby

[Kimmou94]

I agree!

[XxXxConflictxXxX]

1. Sean Connery

3. Roger Moore

2. Pierce Brosnan

4. Daniel Craig

5. Tim Dalton

6. George Lazenby

[bringopium]

1. Sean Connery

2. Pierce Brosnan

3. Roger Moore

4. Daniel Craig

5. Tim Dalton

6. George Lazenby

[Mojito133]

1. Daniel Craig

2. Sean Connery

3. Tim Dalton

4. Pierce Brosnan

5. Roger Moore

6. George Lazenby

[braden123turner]

My List is The exact same, especially Lazenby at the bottom...

[CaptainPositron]

What version of Goldfinger is at 0:12?

[monypril]

Q:"what ever you do,dont push the red button"

*bond pushes button*

bad guy:"AAAAAHHHH"

the red button thing was a nice tough.

[Ondori412]

I like Brosnan the best, I just saw Quantom of Solace last night.... meh. Craig blows as a bond

[JuviJ]

This film is a classic! This was the first old school 007 film i'd seen.

[Kirok]

I'm a contrarian:

1) Dalton

2) Connery

3) Craig

4) Lazenby

5) Brosnan

6) Moore

[BritishBlackOpps]

wot ru on lazenby 4th dalton 1 my god connery,brosnan,craig,moore,da­lton,lazenby

[alfalhomi]

1)Moore

2)Connery

3)Brosnan

4)Craig

5)Lazenby

6)Dalton

[antimainstream]

My list is exaclty the same!

[Fodaseyou]

BEST Bonds: 1-Sean Connery, 2-Roger Moore, 3-Pierce Brosnan, 4-George Lazenby, 5-timothy Dalton. WORST OF ALL: Testicles-Face Daniel Craig.

[Jvdx]

hahahaha testicles face lmao

[DeeKey666]

dude u need a asskick roger moore was fitting perfectly in the 70s life style and shit take with that metro sexual craig a room ~~

[nthanielacting]

Why would you put a red button in a car and then your not supposed to touch it????

[duksgalore3]

rofl

[monsoonostrich]

wow, spammed for making an error and a generalization. Sorry I don't have the time or the inclination to explain to you nerds what spam is, needless to say Roger Moore was better.

[COFFEERULEZOMG]

i actually hated most of the roger moore movies, but i respect your opinion, and agree with you that your posts should not really be considered spam

[monsoonostrich]

So I guess I am probably the only person who liked Timothy Dalton as well as Roger Moore? Just to keep getting minuses I might as well admit I only liked one of the Brosnan ones.

[COFFEERULEZOMG]

I actually agree with you there, i didn't like many of the brosnans either.

[monsoonostrich]

The Brosnan ones never took the time to flesh out the different countries visited, they seemed in such a rush to get to the climax. I liked goldeneye and the one with the oil pipeline, but then again I also like octopussy so maybe my taste is questionable. What is your least favourite bond moie?

[COFFEERULEZOMG]

Oil pipeline one - The world is not enough (the one with elektra right?) i'll have to get back to you on my least favorite bond movie, never really though about it :P

[COFFEERULEZOMG]

i have to say that i think my least favourite bond movie is die another day.

[monsoonostrich]

I didn't like die another day either. The theme sucked, and frankly I thought Madonna cheapened the movie in the same way as her horrible singing and antics ruin everything she comes near. A lot of people hate moonraker.

[jk19studios]

I thought that Die Another Day was a great bond film. But as you said, madonna screwed it up. the theme should have stayed as the one red flag sang.

[degree7]

Timothy Dalton was fucking terrible as Bond, what's wrong with you?

[monsoonostrich]

he played a serious Bond. Brosnan was the worst.  You probably hate Lazenby as well. I liked on her majesty's secret service.

[degree7]

I just didn't like him. He didn't look like Bond, and most of his movies were shite and silly anyway.

[Demoist]

i like all bond because their all good in one way

[jk19studios]

WTH?!? brosnan was a great bond, even though best is daniel craig. best bonds are:

1) Daniel Craig

2) Pierce Brosnan

3) Sean Connery

4) George Lazenby

5) Timothy Dalton

and the worst of them all...

6) The Retarded Roger Moore

He was the Worst out of them all

Pardon me for any spelling mistakes

[jk19studios]

sorry, that one was a reply to monsoonostrich's comment about brosnan.

[monsoonostrich]

Though it may be that Pierce Brosnan was a good bond, his movies went steadily downhill after Goldeneye to the point where I just didn't bother getting excited for new ones coming out.Daniel Craig took some getting used to. Anyway Tomorrow never dies and die another day are two of the worst bond movies ever,I found myself not giving a shit while watching them.Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Daniel Craig, Timothy Dalton, George Lazenby, and Brosnan at the bottom. Now that's a list. Forgive moonraker

[jk19studios]

you have a point, tomorrow never dies is a crap movie. but die another day is still awesome with the ice palace and "cars on the ice" chase. But seriosly, how could you say roger moore is the second best? he is a joke!! daniel craig is a believable james bond. only good moore film is "The Man with the Golden Gun".

All in All, I guess(after looking at poles on the internet and stuff) the Best Bonds are:

Craig

Connery

Brosnan

Moore

Lazenby

Dalton

My final word is that.

[monsoonostrich]

You didn't like a view to a kill? I think that is his best one. I admit there were too many jokes written into the Moore ones, and not good jokes, awkward ones like the tarzan noise when he's swinging (octopussy?). I haven't seen the new Craig one but his first effort was great. It's hard to judge lazenby by one performance as well. I think the two Dalton movies had interesting parts to them, maybe they should have slapped an American accent on him, and made it a CIA movie.

[jk19studios]

i guess your right, view to a kill and the living daylights had interesting parts in them, but a good idea about the american accent and the CIA movie.

but a random thing about OHMSS, is that his wife dies (very dramatically, and all that crap) but in the next film, DAF he acts like nothing has happened. there should have been another movie in between, about james bond going after the guys who killed the love of his life. a dark and intense kind of movie.

[monsoonostrich]

If they end up making that revenge oriented movie I will be a witness that it was your idea.

[jk19studios]

thanks mate!

[MasterChiefAgent007]

Q is going to kill him... xD

[loopycaleb]

lol..

You gotta love Q..

;D

[monsoonostrich]

that's thunderball

[PumpkinKyuubi]

no that's goldfinger

[monsoonostrich]

yeah you're right, some of those connery ones blend together.

[loopycaleb]

??????

[monsoonostrich]

!!!!!!

[AdamWeith]

haha!

[xOnyxTheHedgehogx]

Just Push it! Push the button!

[JWman1456]

there goes Bond, dumbass

okay, double-0 negative 0, ur in!!

[PaulyCracker]

That wasn't James, that was the enemy in his car. Time to re watch the movie!

[mose20]

NIPPLE.

[Sandlapped841]

What ever you do, dont push the button...yet.

[Uxoriouswidow]

Brilliant!!