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  • Why did the woman cross the road?

    NEver mind that. What the f*ck is she doing out of the kitchen!?

  • ahhahahahhaahahahah lol

  • super gran.

  • The narrator is kind of a dick. why doesn't he point out how strong they were. In America, people lay down and try to think who the best lawyer is for the job.

  • Terminator Granny

  • lmfao!!

  • BULLSEYE 10 points for the grannie!!!

  • Those drivers suck...when me and my brother used to go granny riding we never missed a kill.

  • @eatpukewithsatan Dude, you are fucking hilarious.

  • In soviet russia, grannie hits you xD

  • @gordanfreeman11 I bet your the only 1 that laughed at your comment.

  • @escapedcops08 bitch

  • who films random traffic and then just happens to pan over right before the accident happens?

  • kamal haa phala amarica ki kuriyan kya khati thii

    saly acedant ka bad bhi bachaa gaii

    hahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

  • hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­hh

  • That's got to be the whitest voice ever>_>

  • @Muahvids thats gota be the most ignorent comment ever >_>

  • women.. always getting things their way -.-

  • This would've never happened if neither of them left the kitchen.

  • What does that tell you about the russian people?

    I guess they are very oppressed.

    And what does that tell you about russian drivers?

    They suck ass, of course.

  • LOL!! That was funny

  • whatthefuck what a couple of beasts.

  • no one stoped to help the second one they just looked and said wat ev

  • in soviet russia the car doesnt hurt you, you hurt the car

  • @mdh237 Yeah Lada's are shit

  • lots a fat to cushion them?

  • 0:23 check the pedestrians that just walk past! "theres goes another"

  • In Soviet Russia, cars hit grannies.

    In normal world, grannies hit cars with their handbag full of knits.

  • wtf???

  • Well that made me laugh.

  • Russian Women. Unbreakable. lol

  • omg....lol

  • In Frogger, they are game over

  • dumbass..

  • haha, that 2nd one ran into the car as if she was trying to get hit.. its a shame she survived. this is where naturale selection should come in.

  • Russian grannies are fucking invincible!

  • @RyanTaylorrz :D YUSH!

  • @RyanTaylorrz In Soviet Russia, granny hits car

  • @RyanTaylorrz lol

  • Fucking idiots

  • Why funny ?

    people like that, think that accidents will never happen to itself by colliding with a car, when it does not understand why it happened. They are walking from one side to the other as a dumb flood

  • Fucking hilarious.... Its just a pitty russian grannies are built better than their cars...!

  • LMFao!!

  • omg!that's not funny...especially to old people...

  • It's very funny. It's their fault.

  • yeah, i know. but it hurts to be hit..haha, luckily they survive..

  • Apparently it hurts to be an idiot as well.

  • haha..true...

  • WTF how can they get up as if nothing happens

  • Don't worry they'll feel it the next morning, probably wont even be able to get up lmfao.

  • WTF?? these ppl are just not meant to die!

  • strayk 2

  • dumb humans!

  • idiots walking into cars

  • It's human bowling with a car.

  • HA!

  • HA!!!!! YOU SUCK!!

  • HAHA HAHAH HAHA HAHA HAHAHA thats what you get for a shoe sale!!!!!!!

  • lol the second woman is like retarted she rns in front of the car if u look closely at it

  • Just to show pride they decided not to die at the moment but after they got home. lol

  • You should have put the guys voice over the bus scene from Final Destination.

  • women power...

  • Wow, typical women... *sigh* my gender can be quite interesting....

  • Both women were hit by women drivers. :)

  • 0:24 LOL!

  • wtf the second woman just ran at the car

  • :)) stupid women

  • fuckin crackheads

  • if she was english she would pretend to be fucked up and sue the driver

  • yuh damn right..

  • no cos she was jaywalking

  • Damn, tough women! Imagine their bedrooms, you can fuck them as rough as you want and however you want without worries of causing injuries

  • Cheap cars. Buicks in the fifties would do an adequate job of splattering jay walkers. I blame the crappy plastic bumpers. Also, what's with the pussy drivers there? With that traffic they could go at least ten or fifteen more miles an hour. I don't think its any good unless the pedestrian does at least two complete rotations in the air. Very disappointing.

  • the second lady shouldive died what a fuckwit!! haha

  • how did the second lady's hip not break?

  • You better don't mess with those womens LOL

  • jajajajajajajaja

  • dude! that looked pretty sick!!

  • its either because im baked or because i find this very funny, or both, but this shit is Crazy, funny and stupid, i love it, lol, 5*, Faved, but i do hope the women are actually ok

    - Daevon

  • all I want to know is...... was the car ok lol

  • forget chuck norris, these women are tank

  • r u kidding? if a car tried to hit chuck norris the car would explode!

  • the second women was the most retarded why the hell did she try run in front of the car

  • Rambo is nothing compared to these women

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • the first women look as she gets hit by the car you see something that falls from the sky and falls right in place of where she gets hit

  • I`m going to hell.

    ROFL

  • They were only unharmed because they're fat.

  • omg takie cuda to tylko w Rosji !! 0o

  • hahahahaha, im sorry, but i couldnt helpbut laughing my ass off.... xD

  • OUCH

  • lol funny

  • it was the same woman...

  • haha rag dolls

  • Quadbiker12 : I think you need a stiff course of lithium, pal ! And if that doesn`t worry you, then you need a stiff course of lithium.

  • WTF? Russian women are made of rubber?

  • haha deserving

  • lol pwnd

  • 1. copy and paste

    2. send this to 2 other videos.

    3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

    4. press refresh twice

    3. LOOK AT YOUR HAND

  • You need to learn how to count. I'm pretty sure 3 doesn't come after 4.

    Retard

  • I just copy and pasted it myself so I really wasn't paying aby attention to the numbering... But hey, thanks for being a FUCKING FAG and calling be on it...

  • Do you mean "calling ME on it?"

    Or are you just being a retard again...

  • well jaywalking or not.. the drivers are too aggressive in russia.. I lived there for 9 years and got hit by a car 4 times.. while I never got hit by a car once since I moved here(it's been almost 11 years now).. oh and I never broke a bone.. so I guess I'm lucky...

  • omfg look at that granny on the second vid o.O

    what a faggot omg -.-'

  • god thts funny! XD

  • Wtf, why did the lady in the second video just sprint infront of the car?? How stupid...

  • the 2nd lady said to the car "ROAR...i'm coming to get you!!" and the charged at it.. hahahahahahahhahah!!!!

  • A good rule to follow is always giving the car the right of way.

  • cars are just driving allover the road though ,there aren't any road markers .

  • HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA what the hell? 2nd woman just ran out in front of it!?!!!! then they just get up and keep walking. she'd be all like

    "MY POTATOES!!"

    hahhhha.

  • Thats not funny, not even a little. Grow up

  • no sympathy .such idiots.

  • Medic!!!!!!!

  • wtf they're like deer lol

  • нихуя себе за хлебом сходил:)

  • just gets up and walks away, if she was a yank she would have been screaming for compensation and rolling about the road!!!!

  • you have to in these hard and difficult economic times.

  • Oh those Russians. They have 9 lives or something. Look at the case with Rasputin. He was poisoned. stabbed and shot three times and still kept ticking.

  • ROFLMAO

  • i reeeeeeeeealy shouldnt laugh at this... but i did!! XD

  • LMAO!

  • капец,их сбили а они встали встряхнулись и дальше пошли =[)

  • MAAN THESE R SUPER GRANMAS

  • i laughed my fucking ass off

  • lol it fixed her back at least

    XP

    haha the second one nobdy helps her they just keep walking on

    ahhaha

  • Supa GraNdma

  • crazy babushkiys

  • it's funny how the second lady basically ran to get in front of the car

  • lol! stupid granny!

  • laugh laugh and wait your day !

  • it was all set up, why would the camera man move at just the right time to focus in on that car, and the "lady" saw the car coming and kept on going intentionally

  • and why is he filming an old lady short of being a stalker

  • This is whot happens, when Mr.Death has his lunch break. I feel cheated.

  • Yes even Death needs a break.

  • true

  • ok am i seeing things or did the number 2 lady run into the car on purpose. Like she was playing chicken with it?! Russian women kick fukin ass.

    nothing gets in a Russian womens way when it comes to buying groceries, you can count on that bitches.

  • LOL!

  • thats SO not funny....i was almost hit by a car, and i had my 2 month old son in my arms....scared me do death, not for me, for my baby....its not funny at all, my mouth dropped to the floor

  • lol fattys

  • Cheated death? At 15 mph? LMAO. Russian women call that tickling.

  • Aha I Laughed At Thatt :)

    x

  • ROFL That was so funny.LOL!i just keep watching it over and over agian!!!

  • Bonus Points!!!!

  • its not jwalking in russia. not illegal

  • you get extra points if they are over 80! LOL!

  • ouch! y didn't she look both ways? Don't they teach u this there? i cannot believe she just ran out into the road without looking! Must be senile. O.o i think i spelled that wrong XD

  • are they retarded, they dont look both sides.

  • hahahaha stupid paki cunt

  • The 2nd 1 how got hit got fuckin owned

  • Phew, thank God they're ok!

    I think it's okay to find it funny, I mean, they don't seem to be seriously injured.........

  • Хуле, Россия...Великая страна - это ничтожная страна...

  • Yes... indeed...

  • Mhm i agree 100%

  • not funny at all. you guys are monsters. Poor old ladies!

  • Hanno problemi mentali o qualcosa!

  • give me just one reason to believe you

    just one

  • Wow!

  • omg thats hella not funny

    hahahhahahaha

  • LOL so friggin funny

  • this isnt funny up urs ima find u in rl and run u da fuck over BITCH

  • Move Bitch get out the way

  • Stupid women, they can't drive OR walk.

  • they are tough

  • GEE TEE AYYY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

  • Was the second person TRYING to get hit? What the hell?

    Not only are women bad drivers, but apparently horrible jaywalkers as well! :D

    -Eric

  • stay down !!!! COLLECT BIG BUCKS!!!

  • They just don't make GMILF's like that anymore.

  • these folks get hit by cars like its a everyday thing.its like this..... r u alright, oh i get hit all the time im fine

  • dude !! what wrongs with those stupid drivers or stupid people ?? I don't know who to blame .they just like getting hit

  • THATS CRAZZZZY

  • In our country many drivers a mad people!

  • fuk the deas leg u would get from that..my friand got hit by a car he said the wost bit was hitting his head and grinding along the ground

  • Ow.

  • Those Russian chicks are tough!! I need me one of them.

  • lol

  • the second one deserved to die

  • the fuckin stupid bell-ends

  • this syria is not rusia idiots

  • is that why he said russia

  • Typical lowbudget fucking american tvshowes.

    "BUT SHELL THINK TWICE!!!" :O

  • lol yeah boomehz, your right. "nah she'll fucking do it again cos she didnt get it the first time"