i miss Dracula, i miss Interview with vampire with the hot and sensual vampires. I don't like Anne Rice but i love interview with vampire, and Lestat is the best! I read Dracula, and van hellsing, vampires from twilight are pussies!
Twilight vampires are sissies when compared to most other vampires. The book is horrible, grammar and plot wise. It is very sexists, Bella is very depressing, Edward is a jerk pretty much throughout the entire book. I hate what the author did to vampire lore. Vampires are something to be afraid of. Not something you'd want to have sex with! Vampires don't fucking sparking in the SUN!
Regarding Lestat, you said you haven't read the Vampire Cronicles in a long time...obviously you haven't read them AT ALL, 'cause Lestat never gets the girl, he actually ends up with Louis...but they decided not to put that in the movie. In fact the girl in the movie and Lestat, they just exchange a few lines in the book...
Anyway, I think we're all here for something: Twilight blows some balls...makes me INSANE that it's sooo LOVED. That says A LOT about teens these days
@ZoeBubuRoccoJoe Wow, it has been a long time, my bad haha. You got me there, although I think with this my point still gets across. Thanks for the input though :)
@TwiHardsAreRetards Mmm...I'd say Metallica, but I don't dislike Megadeth. I'm not a super fan or either since I don't think I know enough songs to say that about myself.
Here is the cool thing about what they used to be, Bram Stoker captured their original fear with the silent killings of Dracula. They were one of the reasons that people never ever, ever left their homes in the Dark Ages.
Vamplires are a social construct; they aren't real. So why does it necessarily have to follow that there's only one acceptable definition of what it means to be a vampire?
@Loriixoxo Because if you want to construct something like what SM created you call it something other than vampires. Vampires are something other than what she wrote. It's like creating a unicorn that doesn't look like a horse.
@newperve Those two things are not really comparable on the same level; while there IS a socially agreed upon construct of what a unicorn is supposed to LOOK like, there is obviously NO consensus on what a vampire is supposed to BE like. What I mean is, if you were to look at every conceived notion of all time of what a vampire is supposed to be, they are not ALL the same. It's not very productive to say someone's idea of something fictional is wrong just because it doesn't follow the norm.
@Loriixoxo There is absolutely a consensus that vampires don't sparkle in the sun. While what a vampire is supposed to look like changes SM changed it out of all recognition.
@newperve I think you are wasting your time by caring. I mean, there are reasons to not like twilight, I agree with that. But I think that the reason for not liking twilight because "Stephanie Mayer ruined the idea of what a vampire is" is a weak argument. What about all the BAD MESSAGES Twilight sends out to young people? What about that? But nope, nobody cares about the effect the book is ACTUALLY having on individuals, people only care about a FICTIONAL aspect. Get your priorities straight.
@Loriixoxo oh no. there is me that cares about the bad messages... the relationship malfunction that girls will now look for, dropping out of school because of pregnancy, suicidal thoughts, the superficial looks that girls will look for, and the toying of ppl's emotions... i am on your side here. :D SM teaches all the wrong things.
@newperve Obviously it hasn't changed what a vampire looks like "out of all recognition", because people still obviously recognize them as vampires. YOU obviously do, or you wouldn't have such a problem with it changing your social construct of what a vampire is. These vampires still have pale-the-fuck skin, red fucking eyes, and they drink blood.
So they sparkle in the sun. Is that your only complaint? Because from reading your last reply, it sounds like a pretty frail argument.
@nekonya96 Almost all cell phones automatically have bad ringtones to encourage you to buy decent ones online. It's all marketing, but it was still perfect timing.
Funny actually. Vampires are already fiction. Not real. But Meyers managed to make a vampire SO fake and stupid, that the vampires before it almost become real. That's how far her vampires are away from 'real' ones.
Maybe it would have been good to first have a general idea of what to say. You keep going "like, like...like...like." Lol. I totally agree with it, but it wasn't a very good rant in terms of the words you chose.
Basically, Edward = Emo yet otherwise emotionless, mentally abusive, sissy pretty boy stalker that's just a bit more violent and a lot stronger but otherwise pretty much a human. The only resemblance with 'real' vampires would be needing blood and never ageing.
I HATE Twilight with a passion. Stephanie Meyer made a complete JOKE out of vampires and "werewolves", even though the " werewolves" in her books are just shapeshifters.
Bored with hollywood vampire movies and Twilight? seek out these lesser known gems and you'll be suprised. Near Dark, Lifeforce (Alien vampires from space instead of the undead), The Hunger, Immortality (Wisdom of Crocodiles), Innocent Blood, Vamp (1986), Let The Right One In, Thirst (2009), and so much more. See these please if your sick of hollywood vampire movies and Twilight.
@TenderTrap86 Not quite. The Cullens tried to fit into a human society. If you paid enough attention, it's mentioned several times that not all vampires were "vegan". As for the Harry Potter remark, there were good and bad of both witches and wizards. Both book series had "good" and "evil" of their respective creatures, therefore, not everybody is supposed to be your best friend. Ergo, your statement is invalid.
I don't even know what Edward looks like beyond the description of him having bronze hair. It's just that Meyer repeatedly kept throwing the words "glorious" and every other word for "hot" she could think of into the book that it implanted into our minds, causing us to throw our own idealized form of the "perfect man" in as a stand in for Edward Cullen.
Vampires are suposed tobe humanoids with bat-like qualities who need to drink blood to survive, and are alergic to sunlight (most are speciest toward humans and were wolves). How did they become these bitch ass creatures depicted in the twilight series? and dont even get m started with the modern depiction of the werewolf
So damn right! Vamps & Werewolves are supposed to be deadly creatures from horror fiction. With the Dracula point L.J Smith cribbed that mist/shapeshifting a little bit in her Vampire Diaries series (they're sappy but they've got a couple good Vamps) The Sparkling was Meyers' only original plot point in her entire series (I've read them all all the way through) Bella & Edward have no point in life other than each other, F**k them. Vampires rock, necrophiliac teenage girls don't.
True vampires do not sparkle; that would be more like faggots. True vampires come out at night, kill humans, and feed on their blood. okay? do you get the picture or are you too stupid to realize what a true vampire is? They are entirely remorseless and due to their nature they are incapable of showing any ounce of affection toward a human being. Their weakness is the sunlight because they will burn. Faglight is a disgrace to vampires which is why i call them 'fagpires' instead. FUCK FAGLIGHT!
This dude has a point, vamps are killers so are were wolfs, yeah i can understand if you make it like he loves her but still kills people but twilight just fucked up the whole original monsters (thank god i didnt see the movie and only skimmed through the book)
YES YES YES!!! Finally someone who speaks the truth. Twilight is a disgrace to vampires that should be erased from the face of the earth and remembered no more!!!!!!!!
fucking shitty series. it raped my childhood and fucked up my horrer movie futer.
warewolves were fucking awsom b4 this shit, i guess the dumbass who wrote this thought HEY! lets call; wolfmen werewolves to trick people to buy this piece of crap!
i love it when edward gets owned by that blonde vampire chick at the end of the second film, all she did was look at him and he went down like a bitch XD talk about being punked out!
while we are talking about vampires and sparkling. aint vampires creatures of the night, wouldnt it make more sense for vampires to be able to reveal themselves in the moonlight and do nothing in sunlight. you see i watched the movie way before i read the book and the only reason i read the book was because i lost a bet with a friend. otherwise i would have been none the wiser with that series at all.
I did actually like the book series when it first cam out. AND THEN THE MOVIE HAPPENED. ever scince the movie came out i reread any of the series. the movie just ruined it. AND I TOTALLY AGREE>>>VAMPIRES ARE'T NICE , THEY PRETEND TO BE NICE THEN GET YOU ON YOUR OWN AND TARE YOUR THROTE OUT!!!
THANK YOU. twlight fucking makes vampires look like pussies. I MEAN COME ON. VAMPIRES DONT FUCKING SPARKLE. they cant even go out in sunlight! from what i remember, original vampires never really fell in love with humans. and what really pisses me off, is when someone is all "BLAH, THIS PERSON LOOKS LIKE EDWARD." like. no. wtf. hes a fucking fictional character. the correct way to say it. IS THEY LOOK LIKE ROBERT PATTINSON. that is all. bye.
alucard and seras victoria from hellsing are faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more badass than edward cullen. cullen sparkles and alucard will pull out a .454 cassul and shoot his head off.
Now...Viktor. That's a Vampire! He is WAAAAAAAAAAAY older than Edward and WAAAAAAAAAAY more powerful and experienced, and WAAAAAAAAAAAY more badass than f*cking Edward! I mean, Viktor kills everyone in the majority of the films mostly by using his hands for F*ck's sake!
((Yeah I read Eclipse, don't tell me Jacob isn't a fucking sexual predator forcing Bella to kiss him once, then again, and when she's freezing to death all he wants to do is rub up on her and think drty thoughts. Not that Edward is any better, Mr Obsessive stalker.))
Also as far as Dracula beating up Edward? I'd love to see those two ladies go at it.
Meanwhile lets put unicorns and fairies up against each other too seeing as how they aren't real either.
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Fact of the matter is Vampires have, and will continue to change. So you might as well stop bitching about Meyers interpretation of vampires. I mean to be honest she made her vampires pretty well. It's not Dracula, boohoo, cry more. That's why it's twilight, it is it's own thing. If you don't like it, oh well, huh?
If people want a good reason to bash this book (And I know everyone wants a reason to feel special)
talk about how Meyer set Bella up with a freak and a rapist.
finaly! someone that understands! this brings me back to my point! STOP FUCKING SPARKALING AND BURST INTO FLAMES ALREADY!!!!! before twilight i thought vampires were the 2nd best (after warewolves) creaters of the night, now everytime i hear someone say ANYTHING about twilight that is ramotely good i just want rip their heads off!!!!DOWN WITH TWILIGHT ↓ UP WITH UNDERWORLD ↑ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i know. I think that she was downgrading vampires, vampires are supposed to be saviges and some were even suduceive. But Twilight it was just...Edward was totally accepting of not drinking out of human's blood...What's with that? Really?
Nosferatu is Romanian for "Plague Carrier" because a 10th of the World's Vampire Legends state they are god-like Demonic spirits that spread plagues and other pestulences to feed on the Collective life energy of all living things.Also, you should check out The Master from Buffy Season One, his look and character was inspired by DW Moffet's Nosferatu only he was even more Demonic looking then the original Nosferatu.Click on my page to see what he looks like
right on, man. Twilight is fucking retarded... the vampires are pathetic, the werewolves are just fucking stupid, and the girl is a complete and utter skank...
I'm sure the Twilight author is aware of classic vampire lore. She purposely molded Edward to be a romantic fantasy for teenage girls to relate too: Strong, Mysterious, Handsome, etc
Google image Bram Stoker's Dracula. If some of that imagery doesn't get you to Netflix it, look it up on IMDB. I think Johnny Depp could've costarred instead of Keanu Reeves, but I think Wynona Ryder and Depp had a falling out together near the date of the production.
i completely agree,stephanie meyer took one of the coolest most badass horror creatures n turned em into a lil whimpy emo bitch fad thats marketed to tweens.even the vampires from the lost boys were more badass than those twilight pansies.i havent read the books,but if they are anything like the movies then i dont wanna read em.u r absolutely right,if u lined up all the famous vampires from dracula to count orloc from nosferatu to lestat to blade they could all kick edwards ass.
I really loved the image of vampires and loved vampire books (Love the blood and gore)... Until Meyer killed the image in my head and replaced it with a GAY vampire! I feel very embarrassed to say I love vampires now... D:
REAL Vampires & Werewolves rule. Plain and simple.
dude! tou care about this shit too much! its just a work of fiction! granted a shit one but you dont have to like it plus she probly dont give a shit what you think cos she is rich and shit
Oh darn! And here I was hoping S. Meyer would log onto youtube, watch my video and then completely change her entire series. Thank you so much for pointing out these completely original things to me. I seriously never thought of them before, thank so much!
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your a cunt, i might start liking it now youve ruined my faith in humanity, i was kind trying to point out somet and you went all sarcastic nd shit, well, now my friend it is on. motherfucker i might just hunt you down and kill you in the ass, grind you up and use you in one of the twilight movies as a prop, maybe a floating turd. prick, cunt i hate you so much i just want to eat your face and shit it out then stick it back on again aahhhh much better. wanker
Huh? You were kind? By saying I shouldn't care and "shit." If you want to be respectful then don't type like those twilight lovers on here. Go ahead and make threats, I was being sarcastic and you're making a mountain out of mole hill.
wel then, we r at an understanding, my point: why tell all of youtube when the problem you have is with your 'homiz' but, seriously i was hoping youd just calm down, clearly they were useless threats, i just enjoy insulting people way 2 much on the internet lol but yeah you shouldnt care thers way mor fun shit to do than sit inside scorning humanity for the ruining of a myth, try skateboarding. oh yeh btw im not saying you dont have a point, i mean the series is just..terrible
@beanuttman Wow not only is this douchebag (You beanuttman) not living in reality, but even your so called idea of reality (living up edwards ass) still has some non realistic aspects, Your not going to hunt anyone down your not going to kill anyone your still living in your sad little delusional world thinking you matter. But people like you just get scrapped off the pavement for being stupid anyways so go live in your fantasy world of wishing you could do edward or jacob, you have fun.
its not that i care what he thinks, its just too much a trivial matter to be concerned with and it shocked me a whole bunch i suppose... also i only commented cus i was bored, its a bit different than watchin a fairy boy vampire flounce round a tv then poppin a vessel ranting (no offense)
so yeah my thing is i like to argue for the practise -- i call it 'wit sharpening' hehehe bye
i agree with infinty soul2000 - u can take some original idea or thing and distort it and shape it however you want. BUT!!! - u must still have those original elements that u distorted present in your master piece.
meyer took the vampire universe and fucked around with it, taking out bits and pieces and replacing them with her own elements and thus making a sort of hybrid that had very limited connection with its original elements.
Vampires are imagination...there is no set rules for how vampires should bloody act or talk because they dont exist! its imagination and stephanie meyer used her imagination in twilight...jeez i'd be bored if i read book after book of vampires burning in the sun and killing people...sounds like crap...
Bram Stoker's vampire was awesome. Stephanie made it GAY. But I like the original vampire stories , the classics. And i thought vampires burned in the sun.
In fact, it is specifically stated by Van Hellsing that Dracula can change forms "only at noon or exactly sunrise or sunset". Also Van Hellsing and others had a fight at Dracula's house at noon when Dracula escaped through the front yard. Finally, near the end of the novel the setting sun actually shone on Dracula: "As I looked, the eyes (Dracula's) saw the sinking sun, and the look of hate in them turned to triumph".
THANK YOU!!! I've been thinking that about the "werewolves" in the Twilight saga. I myself like both vamps and weres, but her version of them make me want to scream!
Uh No. I'm actually 20. I was trying to say is that her 'werewolves' are actually shape shifters, since in my mind weres are somehow affected my the moon. And by screaming I mean in anger or frustration. I guess from now on I have to make it clearer in the future.
Where in the world did you get me saying that shape shifters are gay? Wait now I get it, your trying to push all the shit that's going on in your life on someone else because you're to afraid to deal with it. To be honest that's really sad and idiotic. So deal with your shit and stop projecting it on others.
Sometimes things like this make me wonder about some people... Then I say screw them and I get on with my life.
Uh, you could have avoided this whole thing if you actually used your brain and didn't comment in such negative and racist why. So excuse me for trying to defend myself against homophobes like you.
And yes I am a lesbian, but I fail to see what that has to do with anything.
Also please keep using caps, it just really makes your point more idiotic.
Uh no. I'm not going to come down to your level. If you don't want to waste the energy to actually use your brain to read then that is not my problem. It's as simple as that.
I don't really care if you respect me or not, but I'm not going to just sit here and let you say the things you first commented at me without defending myself.
What I don't get is why you posted a comment like the one that started this dialogue in the first place. Since by your words you'd have to respect me in some way to pick my comment out of over 200 to comment in such a way too.
That still doesn't answer my question. What made you react that way to what I had posted? Since I don't know you and you don't know me, there should be no reason for you to say those kind of things.
Mmm, you made points (without the uneccessary swearing that some people use) BUT REALLY. I think you've got it wrong. Meyer didn't turn Edward into a fag, the fangirls did. She didn't downgrade him or the idea of vampires, the fangirls did. And like many others, you are constantly saying how a mythical creature SHOULD BE. If they don't exist, fiction can turn them into any image they like. Besides about her having to "read old horror", it's the romance genre directed at young adults. Not horror.
While yes the fangirls did make it worse in alot of ways, you can turn nothing into something. Broken down, Edward is a nothing but romantic puns in the form of a mythical creature. Who, while they might not exist, a bad idea is a bad idea. While there are no rules for that kind of writing it doesn't mean that her idea can't be bad (which it is) and I know its romance and as I said in the video, you can have romance with vampires, but make them good vampires, not ones like Edward.
I guess it depends on your personal interest. From a girls POV, it's great representation of fantasy. Considering that it is a teenage novel/saga, the author isn't going to make Edward some badass dude in leather with weaponary and an attitude problem. If Edward is one romantic pun after another, wouldn't that make vampires in movies such as Blade/Underworld and such; just a stereotypical leather clad cliche? Same goes for those "otherwordly" vamps with carvats.
I don't think its good from a girl's POV, only some. I know quite a few that hate it (but that is irrelevant) I suppose on a basic level yes, but blade and underworld vampires do have differences between them and originality as did the vampire from The Traveling Vampire show. The problem is those vampires have more complexity to them while Edward is the most basic you can pretty much get. Everything is worn on the sleeve and such.
Somewhat, I was just counterpointing what you said. I don't want to rant on how unidentifiable of a character he is and such because that's not whats being called in question (even though we got to that subject) Along with that I think he is a bad vampire, but at the time I didn't have all of the former since I hadn't read all the way through and I was trying to have some hope.
if you are going to use something, whether it be superheroes or demons and angels or wizards and witchs or in this case vampires and werewolves, you USE what's there and what's good. no matter what you are writing it for, the sources is of another element and so you have to bring that element in as well otherwise what you end up with doesn't connect and is in fact something totally different from what the source really is. these creatures that stephanie created, in my opinion, are not vampires.
Stephenie Meyer is incredibly ignorant. She claims that because she is the author and she's writing in the fantasy genre, she can do whatever she wants. Uhhh, no. There are guidelines. I mean, being "creative" is great and all that but it doesn't mean you can go and take mythology, piss all over it and say it's a certain creature because you're the author and it's the fantasy genre. :/ Fantasy genre has its own rules. Think SMeyer raped the thesaurus wrongly in that.
i miss Dracula, i miss Interview with vampire with the hot and sensual vampires. I don't like Anne Rice but i love interview with vampire, and Lestat is the best! I read Dracula, and van hellsing, vampires from twilight are pussies!
TheSansell 1 month ago
vampires should NOT wear hair product...LOL
DJRoadkill18seven 4 months ago
Twilight vampires are sissies when compared to most other vampires. The book is horrible, grammar and plot wise. It is very sexists, Bella is very depressing, Edward is a jerk pretty much throughout the entire book. I hate what the author did to vampire lore. Vampires are something to be afraid of. Not something you'd want to have sex with! Vampires don't fucking sparking in the SUN!
stefanoGFsiciliano 6 months ago
"He's just one of the those girls that--" *corrects self* "I mean guy.." FANTASTIC.
cmm6016 7 months ago
Jacob is a good character. But, Stephanie blow his character in the last book. Don't waste your time and money ..for the crappy book series.
vijeta100 7 months ago
Dear Buffy, I have an assignment for you. His name is Edward Cullen.
KayaOfAyalia 8 months ago 4
@KayaOfAyalia You mean "I have a town for you to clense.. it's a place called Forks"
GoThIcWoNdErGIRL 3 weeks ago
Regarding Lestat, you said you haven't read the Vampire Cronicles in a long time...obviously you haven't read them AT ALL, 'cause Lestat never gets the girl, he actually ends up with Louis...but they decided not to put that in the movie. In fact the girl in the movie and Lestat, they just exchange a few lines in the book...
Anyway, I think we're all here for something: Twilight blows some balls...makes me INSANE that it's sooo LOVED. That says A LOT about teens these days
ZoeBubuRoccoJoe 8 months ago
@ZoeBubuRoccoJoe Wow, it has been a long time, my bad haha. You got me there, although I think with this my point still gets across. Thanks for the input though :)
AnarchyintheUK1 8 months ago
@AnarchyintheUK1 Point taken, man. I totally agree with you =D
ZoeBubuRoccoJoe 8 months ago
@AnarchyintheUK1 are you a fan of both metallica and megadeth or only one of them
TwiHardsAreRetards 7 months ago
@TwiHardsAreRetards Mmm...I'd say Metallica, but I don't dislike Megadeth. I'm not a super fan or either since I don't think I know enough songs to say that about myself.
AnarchyintheUK1 7 months ago
Here is the cool thing about what they used to be, Bram Stoker captured their original fear with the silent killings of Dracula. They were one of the reasons that people never ever, ever left their homes in the Dark Ages.
volk1308 10 months ago
dracula is the king of darkness
lestat is the prince of darkness
edward is a sparkling piece of shit
XxPunkerkittyXx 10 months ago
@XxPunkerkittyXx hell yea! i was actually gonna make a tshirt with exactly what you said on it!!!
ThouWindowShatters 9 months ago
@ThouWindowShatters yaaay
XxPunkerkittyXx 9 months ago
Vamplires are a social construct; they aren't real. So why does it necessarily have to follow that there's only one acceptable definition of what it means to be a vampire?
Loriixoxo 11 months ago
@Loriixoxo Because if you want to construct something like what SM created you call it something other than vampires. Vampires are something other than what she wrote. It's like creating a unicorn that doesn't look like a horse.
newperve 11 months ago
@newperve Those two things are not really comparable on the same level; while there IS a socially agreed upon construct of what a unicorn is supposed to LOOK like, there is obviously NO consensus on what a vampire is supposed to BE like. What I mean is, if you were to look at every conceived notion of all time of what a vampire is supposed to be, they are not ALL the same. It's not very productive to say someone's idea of something fictional is wrong just because it doesn't follow the norm.
Loriixoxo 10 months ago
@Loriixoxo There is absolutely a consensus that vampires don't sparkle in the sun. While what a vampire is supposed to look like changes SM changed it out of all recognition.
newperve 10 months ago
@newperve I think you are wasting your time by caring. I mean, there are reasons to not like twilight, I agree with that. But I think that the reason for not liking twilight because "Stephanie Mayer ruined the idea of what a vampire is" is a weak argument. What about all the BAD MESSAGES Twilight sends out to young people? What about that? But nope, nobody cares about the effect the book is ACTUALLY having on individuals, people only care about a FICTIONAL aspect. Get your priorities straight.
Loriixoxo 10 months ago
@Loriixoxo oh no. there is me that cares about the bad messages... the relationship malfunction that girls will now look for, dropping out of school because of pregnancy, suicidal thoughts, the superficial looks that girls will look for, and the toying of ppl's emotions... i am on your side here. :D SM teaches all the wrong things.
ThouWindowShatters 9 months ago
@newperve Obviously it hasn't changed what a vampire looks like "out of all recognition", because people still obviously recognize them as vampires. YOU obviously do, or you wouldn't have such a problem with it changing your social construct of what a vampire is. These vampires still have pale-the-fuck skin, red fucking eyes, and they drink blood.
So they sparkle in the sun. Is that your only complaint? Because from reading your last reply, it sounds like a pretty frail argument.
Loriixoxo 10 months ago
@Loriixoxo It doesn't have to be ONE acceptable, but it can't be so different in my opinion. Just the way I feel about it.
AnarchyintheUK1 8 months ago
Christine Feehan. She did the wolf thing and quite well.
IntelligentTroll 1 year ago
blade chops off edward's head, lestat plucks out his eyeballs, dracula peels off his skin, then nosferatu gobbles up the remains.
RantNRavinFection 1 year ago
@RantNRavinFection Omnomnom XD
IntelligentTroll 1 year ago
@RantNRavinFection
Better yet, just google Fafnir the Dragon, jump to Chapter 2 and enjoy.
4zho 10 months ago
I thought that all nerds liked twilight...? I guess not all fags do...
xxdogsarecoolxx 1 year ago
I resent that 15 year old girl comment, I hate Twilight beyond belief.
catgirl877 1 year ago
The ringtone when bringing up the girlyness was too perfect!
nekonya96 1 year ago
@nekonya96 Haha yeahhh my old phone didn't exactly have the "manliness" of alert tones
AnarchyintheUK1 1 year ago
@nekonya96 Almost all cell phones automatically have bad ringtones to encourage you to buy decent ones online. It's all marketing, but it was still perfect timing.
nekonya96 1 year ago
@nekonya96 lol yeah it really was, fortunately for me I don't have that phone nor do I talk to that girl anymore
AnarchyintheUK1 1 year ago
Funny actually. Vampires are already fiction. Not real. But Meyers managed to make a vampire SO fake and stupid, that the vampires before it almost become real. That's how far her vampires are away from 'real' ones.
Sanquinity 1 year ago
Maybe it would have been good to first have a general idea of what to say. You keep going "like, like...like...like." Lol. I totally agree with it, but it wasn't a very good rant in terms of the words you chose.
Basically, Edward = Emo yet otherwise emotionless, mentally abusive, sissy pretty boy stalker that's just a bit more violent and a lot stronger but otherwise pretty much a human. The only resemblance with 'real' vampires would be needing blood and never ageing.
Sanquinity 1 year ago
if you enjoy werewolves i would suggest reading the Crimson Moon Series by L.A. Banks.
Just a suggestion, i am on the sixth book of that series it is really good.
TheBookwurm82 1 year ago
Someone, call Buffy!!
nerdking731 1 year ago
Read my book The Forbiddance Love
tabitha448 1 year ago
I HATE Twilight with a passion. Stephanie Meyer made a complete JOKE out of vampires and "werewolves", even though the " werewolves" in her books are just shapeshifters.
CrazyKittyCat0 1 year ago 17
Bored with hollywood vampire movies and Twilight? seek out these lesser known gems and you'll be suprised. Near Dark, Lifeforce (Alien vampires from space instead of the undead), The Hunger, Immortality (Wisdom of Crocodiles), Innocent Blood, Vamp (1986), Let The Right One In, Thirst (2009), and so much more. See these please if your sick of hollywood vampire movies and Twilight.
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago 10
next thing you know Dracula and Blade are going to brutally murder the charecters from twilight.
nerdking731 1 year ago
I think the word you're searching for is " Tool"....
Twistedimagination12 1 year ago
Dracula would pwn Edward.
TheWilderking77 1 year ago
Nope. Today, everybody is supposed to be your best friend. That includes vampires, werewolves (Twilight) and witches (Harry Potter).
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
@TenderTrap86 Not quite. The Cullens tried to fit into a human society. If you paid enough attention, it's mentioned several times that not all vampires were "vegan". As for the Harry Potter remark, there were good and bad of both witches and wizards. Both book series had "good" and "evil" of their respective creatures, therefore, not everybody is supposed to be your best friend. Ergo, your statement is invalid.
DarthVegie 1 year ago
@DarthVegie Ergo, I don't really give a shit. You can go ahead and have the last word.
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
@TenderTrap86 Certainly is fine by me.
DarthVegie 1 year ago
How about you stop listening in on group conversations and find a friend to converse with you lonely cock munching cock head.
2oddballz 1 year ago
I totally agree with you they ruined vampires
TruBlood does a better job at making romance than Twilight
MrBlackSama 1 year ago
Basically what he's trying to say is Stephanie Meyer made vampires and werewolves a joke.
themmafan1 1 year ago
ohgawd. I love you.
Meyer is a load of bologny!
I can never look at vampires the same way again.
xFathersFailurex 1 year ago
I don't even know what Edward looks like beyond the description of him having bronze hair. It's just that Meyer repeatedly kept throwing the words "glorious" and every other word for "hot" she could think of into the book that it implanted into our minds, causing us to throw our own idealized form of the "perfect man" in as a stand in for Edward Cullen.
Stitchpuppy01 1 year ago
She ruined vampires for me. I could not get past page 1 on the first book
for crying out loud. I was about to puke.
So its really about an annoying naive teenager forced to choose between
necrophelia and beastiality? Wow, Ms Meyer,really crossed the line here.
1) Vampires + Sunlight = Death in agony
2) Sparkling pixie boys + Vampires= PLEASE! get a grip, Meyer!
3) Werewolves are ALWAYS badass 100%
4) A wussy vampire = In the words of Catherine Tate... what a f(beep!)ing liberty
spirithybrid 1 year ago
You sir, are an epic win
naruhinafan274 1 year ago 2
Moral of this video: Vampires are supposed to suck blood, not cock.
calmsnowfall 1 year ago
Lol, is that Family Guy in the background? I might just be hearing things =)
Critic863 1 year ago
you gotta admit, sparkling vampires is a really original idea. Not matter how retarded
ccrstarpanda 1 year ago
Vampires are suposed tobe humanoids with bat-like qualities who need to drink blood to survive, and are alergic to sunlight (most are speciest toward humans and were wolves). How did they become these bitch ass creatures depicted in the twilight series? and dont even get m started with the modern depiction of the werewolf
KasirRham 1 year ago 2
So damn right! Vamps & Werewolves are supposed to be deadly creatures from horror fiction. With the Dracula point L.J Smith cribbed that mist/shapeshifting a little bit in her Vampire Diaries series (they're sappy but they've got a couple good Vamps) The Sparkling was Meyers' only original plot point in her entire series (I've read them all all the way through) Bella & Edward have no point in life other than each other, F**k them. Vampires rock, necrophiliac teenage girls don't.
Miss22JW 1 year ago
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True vampires do not sparkle; that would be more like faggots. True vampires come out at night, kill humans, and feed on their blood. okay? do you get the picture or are you too stupid to realize what a true vampire is? They are entirely remorseless and due to their nature they are incapable of showing any ounce of affection toward a human being. Their weakness is the sunlight because they will burn. Faglight is a disgrace to vampires which is why i call them 'fagpires' instead. FUCK FAGLIGHT!
henf5671 1 year ago
you trully spoke the truth
Nigel361ten 1 year ago
This dude has a point, vamps are killers so are were wolfs, yeah i can understand if you make it like he loves her but still kills people but twilight just fucked up the whole original monsters (thank god i didnt see the movie and only skimmed through the book)
dren994 1 year ago
YES YES YES!!! Finally someone who speaks the truth. Twilight is a disgrace to vampires that should be erased from the face of the earth and remembered no more!!!!!!!!
SuperSteve180 1 year ago
fucking shitty series. it raped my childhood and fucked up my horrer movie futer.
warewolves were fucking awsom b4 this shit, i guess the dumbass who wrote this thought HEY! lets call; wolfmen werewolves to trick people to buy this piece of crap!
Dem640 1 year ago
i love it when edward gets owned by that blonde vampire chick at the end of the second film, all she did was look at him and he went down like a bitch XD talk about being punked out!
mullins96 1 year ago
I love old monsters too.Real vampires,Real werewolves,mummies,skeletons,zombies,witches,warlocks,frankenstien's monster, and more.
fishjohnburg 1 year ago
while we are talking about vampires and sparkling. aint vampires creatures of the night, wouldnt it make more sense for vampires to be able to reveal themselves in the moonlight and do nothing in sunlight. you see i watched the movie way before i read the book and the only reason i read the book was because i lost a bet with a friend. otherwise i would have been none the wiser with that series at all.
TheBookwurm82 1 year ago
THANK YOU. I agree completely with you and I think that Edward Cullen is the BIGEST DISGRACE to vampires and all old horror books ever.
escapethefateluvr1 2 years ago
I did actually like the book series when it first cam out. AND THEN THE MOVIE HAPPENED. ever scince the movie came out i reread any of the series. the movie just ruined it. AND I TOTALLY AGREE>>>VAMPIRES ARE'T NICE , THEY PRETEND TO BE NICE THEN GET YOU ON YOUR OWN AND TARE YOUR THROTE OUT!!!
TopazzRuby 2 years ago
THANK YOU. twlight fucking makes vampires look like pussies. I MEAN COME ON. VAMPIRES DONT FUCKING SPARKLE. they cant even go out in sunlight! from what i remember, original vampires never really fell in love with humans. and what really pisses me off, is when someone is all "BLAH, THIS PERSON LOOKS LIKE EDWARD." like. no. wtf. hes a fucking fictional character. the correct way to say it. IS THEY LOOK LIKE ROBERT PATTINSON. that is all. bye.
amyxoxorawr 2 years ago
the dracula from sesame street would kick the crap out of edward
that guy is fucking scary
moniman1996 2 years ago 2
I know he was so cool! everything he did was legitimate. Turks murdered his family.
Codeyellow07 2 years ago
Christine Warren, CT Adams and Cathy Clamp, Charlaine Harris and many others are way better writters of Paranormal Romance than Twilight's author.
KawaiiKemonomimi 2 years ago 2
Hellsing he can sumon a wolf
ranger24ff 2 years ago 2
i loved the alternate ending to twilight: Blade(or Buffy whichevr is ur prefrence) killed Edward the end ok fangirls its over
greengeass 2 years ago 4
alucard and seras victoria from hellsing are faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more badass than edward cullen. cullen sparkles and alucard will pull out a .454 cassul and shoot his head off.
guardianangel67 2 years ago 3
No! You got it all wrong! Twilight vampires are just pale kids who love getting into glitter fights.
EDWARD IS SUCH A GARY STU! (and Bella's a Mary Sue)
Skywarangel 2 years ago
Now...Viktor. That's a Vampire! He is WAAAAAAAAAAAY older than Edward and WAAAAAAAAAAY more powerful and experienced, and WAAAAAAAAAAAY more badass than f*cking Edward! I mean, Viktor kills everyone in the majority of the films mostly by using his hands for F*ck's sake!
animeeclipse 2 years ago
((Yeah I read Eclipse, don't tell me Jacob isn't a fucking sexual predator forcing Bella to kiss him once, then again, and when she's freezing to death all he wants to do is rub up on her and think drty thoughts. Not that Edward is any better, Mr Obsessive stalker.))
Also as far as Dracula beating up Edward? I'd love to see those two ladies go at it.
Meanwhile lets put unicorns and fairies up against each other too seeing as how they aren't real either.
EllarixLestrange 2 years ago
@EllarixLestrange that part was put there by smeyer to destroy one of the few normal characters....
nightcrawlercyp 2 years ago
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Fact of the matter is Vampires have, and will continue to change. So you might as well stop bitching about Meyers interpretation of vampires. I mean to be honest she made her vampires pretty well. It's not Dracula, boohoo, cry more. That's why it's twilight, it is it's own thing. If you don't like it, oh well, huh?
If people want a good reason to bash this book (And I know everyone wants a reason to feel special)
talk about how Meyer set Bella up with a freak and a rapist.
EllarixLestrange 2 years ago
or mention how her writing stinks. :D
Skywarangel 2 years ago
Stupidass Meyer turned vamps into fucking cannibal fairies and she turned werewolves into animaguses that turned into fucking dogs
MamaLuigiXYZ 2 years ago 2
finaly! someone that understands! this brings me back to my point! STOP FUCKING SPARKALING AND BURST INTO FLAMES ALREADY!!!!! before twilight i thought vampires were the 2nd best (after warewolves) creaters of the night, now everytime i hear someone say ANYTHING about twilight that is ramotely good i just want rip their heads off!!!!DOWN WITH TWILIGHT ↓ UP WITH UNDERWORLD ↑ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
chiafan00 2 years ago 3
omg did u see the "I'm not an emo vampire" vid?
sorry... thats the first thing that popped into my mind after u said "creaters of the night" XD
Skywarangel 2 years ago
i know. I think that she was downgrading vampires, vampires are supposed to be saviges and some were even suduceive. But Twilight it was just...Edward was totally accepting of not drinking out of human's blood...What's with that? Really?
ReiAkastuki 2 years ago
and Buffy staked Edward the END
savvytraumacenter 2 years ago 31
How I wish. But Meyer made Edward a Gary Stu and decided he cannot be killed by that. D:
AnimalsInMyHeart 2 years ago
i completely agree
noahdx88 2 years ago
Nosferatu is Romanian for "Plague Carrier" because a 10th of the World's Vampire Legends state they are god-like Demonic spirits that spread plagues and other pestulences to feed on the Collective life energy of all living things.Also, you should check out The Master from Buffy Season One, his look and character was inspired by DW Moffet's Nosferatu only he was even more Demonic looking then the original Nosferatu.Click on my page to see what he looks like
VampireLord66 2 years ago
Stephanie Meyer wasnt the one who first introduced Cry baby Vampires, look at Ann Rice.
VampireLord66 2 years ago
Also you kind of remind of Hyde from that 70's show. : /
Jumpybeaver 2 years ago
lol the count from seseme street could beat the shit out of Edward.
Jumpybeaver 2 years ago 6
right on, man. Twilight is fucking retarded... the vampires are pathetic, the werewolves are just fucking stupid, and the girl is a complete and utter skank...
DankFlyer 2 years ago 4
Edward is a pole smoker.
RavenJables 2 years ago 2
i think the werewolf in twilight suck they turn into dogs they are more like skinwalkers i prefer the ones in dog soldiers
stargod4 2 years ago 4
any one else think the vampires from 30 days of night rock
stargod4 2 years ago
This sums up the Twilight fanbase.
13 year old girls.
Horrible text grammar. Bad grammar just makes you look like an idiot.
Stupid threats, because they can't think of a legit reply to an argument.
Edward is re - tar - ded. =D
SuperDrummerGod2112 2 years ago 3
Go Badass Vampire, kick the shit out of Edward, Yeah!
Bleachguy11 2 years ago 2
AGREED!!!!
sabertoothsquirreful 2 years ago 2
6:18 FAMILY GUY. Turn off the TV next time.
I'm sure the Twilight author is aware of classic vampire lore. She purposely molded Edward to be a romantic fantasy for teenage girls to relate too: Strong, Mysterious, Handsome, etc
Google image Bram Stoker's Dracula. If some of that imagery doesn't get you to Netflix it, look it up on IMDB. I think Johnny Depp could've costarred instead of Keanu Reeves, but I think Wynona Ryder and Depp had a falling out together near the date of the production.
EdwarioERS 2 years ago
huh?
BriBri897 2 years ago
vampires that go in the sun and die = correct
vampires that go in the sun and are ok = ok if done right (castlevania)
vampires that go in the sun and fucking glow and glitter = what the fucking goddamn fuck?
feh2 2 years ago 32
@feh2
Some vampires can walk in the sunlight like Egyptian vampires or Dracula for example.
Johnlindsey289 1 year ago
yes but when they SPARKLE thats when things have crossed the line a bit.
feh2 1 year ago
@Johnlindsey289 That is because they are old and powerful, or demi-gods, not because they are cute and sparkly...
Jayjen35 1 year ago
i completely agree,stephanie meyer took one of the coolest most badass horror creatures n turned em into a lil whimpy emo bitch fad thats marketed to tweens.even the vampires from the lost boys were more badass than those twilight pansies.i havent read the books,but if they are anything like the movies then i dont wanna read em.u r absolutely right,if u lined up all the famous vampires from dracula to count orloc from nosferatu to lestat to blade they could all kick edwards ass.
MrSFblack 2 years ago 4
why is your username : AnarchyintheUK1?? you are not british!!
btw i agree. : )
BriBri897 2 years ago
Are you 897 years old?
malkrow21 2 years ago
yeah, i'm a vampire.
BriBri897 2 years ago
Then AnarchyintheUK1 is British.
malkrow21 2 years ago
Thank u! finally someone who has read all of the vampire classics says exactly what I think!
PyroRobles 2 years ago
haha you suck
ieatshit1 2 years ago
I really loved the image of vampires and loved vampire books (Love the blood and gore)... Until Meyer killed the image in my head and replaced it with a GAY vampire! I feel very embarrassed to say I love vampires now... D:
REAL Vampires & Werewolves rule. Plain and simple.
InfiniteDimensionify 2 years ago
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dude! tou care about this shit too much! its just a work of fiction! granted a shit one but you dont have to like it plus she probly dont give a shit what you think cos she is rich and shit
beanuttman 2 years ago
Oh darn! And here I was hoping S. Meyer would log onto youtube, watch my video and then completely change her entire series. Thank you so much for pointing out these completely original things to me. I seriously never thought of them before, thank so much!
AnarchyintheUK1 2 years ago
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your a cunt, i might start liking it now youve ruined my faith in humanity, i was kind trying to point out somet and you went all sarcastic nd shit, well, now my friend it is on. motherfucker i might just hunt you down and kill you in the ass, grind you up and use you in one of the twilight movies as a prop, maybe a floating turd. prick, cunt i hate you so much i just want to eat your face and shit it out then stick it back on again aahhhh much better. wanker
beanuttman 2 years ago
Huh? You were kind? By saying I shouldn't care and "shit." If you want to be respectful then don't type like those twilight lovers on here. Go ahead and make threats, I was being sarcastic and you're making a mountain out of mole hill.
AnarchyintheUK1 2 years ago 4
wel then, we r at an understanding, my point: why tell all of youtube when the problem you have is with your 'homiz' but, seriously i was hoping youd just calm down, clearly they were useless threats, i just enjoy insulting people way 2 much on the internet lol but yeah you shouldnt care thers way mor fun shit to do than sit inside scorning humanity for the ruining of a myth, try skateboarding. oh yeh btw im not saying you dont have a point, i mean the series is just..terrible
beanuttman 2 years ago
@beanuttman Wow not only is this douchebag (You beanuttman) not living in reality, but even your so called idea of reality (living up edwards ass) still has some non realistic aspects, Your not going to hunt anyone down your not going to kill anyone your still living in your sad little delusional world thinking you matter. But people like you just get scrapped off the pavement for being stupid anyways so go live in your fantasy world of wishing you could do edward or jacob, you have fun.
Isharu1011 1 year ago
@beanuttman Yep but so do you,(care about what he thought)
TheNewOldVeteran 2 years ago
its not that i care what he thinks, its just too much a trivial matter to be concerned with and it shocked me a whole bunch i suppose... also i only commented cus i was bored, its a bit different than watchin a fairy boy vampire flounce round a tv then poppin a vessel ranting (no offense)
so yeah my thing is i like to argue for the practise -- i call it 'wit sharpening' hehehe bye
beanuttman 2 years ago
heh i did actually say 'shit' alot!
beanuttman 2 years ago
i agree with infinty soul2000 - u can take some original idea or thing and distort it and shape it however you want. BUT!!! - u must still have those original elements that u distorted present in your master piece.
meyer took the vampire universe and fucked around with it, taking out bits and pieces and replacing them with her own elements and thus making a sort of hybrid that had very limited connection with its original elements.
doogiebombom 2 years ago
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Vampires are imagination...there is no set rules for how vampires should bloody act or talk because they dont exist! its imagination and stephanie meyer used her imagination in twilight...jeez i'd be bored if i read book after book of vampires burning in the sun and killing people...sounds like crap...
suibhyaingil 2 years ago
damn straight sister! (sorry if your a boy but i dont care)
beanuttman 2 years ago
@suibhyaingil That's funny, since True Blood follows traditional vampire mythos and is 500 times better than this utter garbage.
w4wxp 1 year ago
Bram Stoker's vampire was awesome. Stephanie made it GAY. But I like the original vampire stories , the classics. And i thought vampires burned in the sun.
killCrsiller45 2 years ago
Dracula is immune to sunlight.
In fact, it is specifically stated by Van Hellsing that Dracula can change forms "only at noon or exactly sunrise or sunset". Also Van Hellsing and others had a fight at Dracula's house at noon when Dracula escaped through the front yard. Finally, near the end of the novel the setting sun actually shone on Dracula: "As I looked, the eyes (Dracula's) saw the sinking sun, and the look of hate in them turned to triumph".
IraTheSquire 2 years ago
Twilight Killed the Concept of Vampires simple!
daplayer 2 years ago
THANK YOU!!! I've been thinking that about the "werewolves" in the Twilight saga. I myself like both vamps and weres, but her version of them make me want to scream!
hikarikaiya26 2 years ago
stupid tween girl
Codeyellow07 2 years ago
Uh No. I'm actually 20. I was trying to say is that her 'werewolves' are actually shape shifters, since in my mind weres are somehow affected my the moon. And by screaming I mean in anger or frustration. I guess from now on I have to make it clearer in the future.
hikarikaiya26 2 years ago
so shape shifters are gay YOUR GAY YOR LIFE IS BASED UPON LIES AND UR ADOPTED and gay
moniman1996 2 years ago
@moniman1996
Where in the world did you get me saying that shape shifters are gay? Wait now I get it, your trying to push all the shit that's going on in your life on someone else because you're to afraid to deal with it. To be honest that's really sad and idiotic. So deal with your shit and stop projecting it on others.
Sometimes things like this make me wonder about some people... Then I say screw them and I get on with my life.
hikarikaiya26 2 years ago
yes you shure said screw me with leaving me THIS FUCKING HUGE COMMENT THANKS FOR WAISTING MY TIME HOMO
moniman1996 2 years ago
@moniman1996
Uh, you could have avoided this whole thing if you actually used your brain and didn't comment in such negative and racist why. So excuse me for trying to defend myself against homophobes like you.
And yes I am a lesbian, but I fail to see what that has to do with anything.
Also please keep using caps, it just really makes your point more idiotic.
hikarikaiya26 2 years ago
i did not read this i dont care write me short or else i wont read
moniman1996 2 years ago
@moniman1996
Uh no. I'm not going to come down to your level. If you don't want to waste the energy to actually use your brain to read then that is not my problem. It's as simple as that.
hikarikaiya26 2 years ago
again im not reading this i read to level thats it thas how little respect i have for you
moniman1996 2 years ago
@moniman1996
I don't really care if you respect me or not, but I'm not going to just sit here and let you say the things you first commented at me without defending myself.
hikarikaiya26 2 years ago
i read to respect
moniman1996 2 years ago
@moniman1996
What I don't get is why you posted a comment like the one that started this dialogue in the first place. Since by your words you'd have to respect me in some way to pick my comment out of over 200 to comment in such a way too.
hikarikaiya26 2 years ago
i read to posted
moniman1996 2 years ago
@moniman1996
That still doesn't answer my question. What made you react that way to what I had posted? Since I don't know you and you don't know me, there should be no reason for you to say those kind of things.
hikarikaiya26 2 years ago
What is wrong with you?
BriannaNLC 2 years ago
What's wrong with me?
AnarchyintheUK1 2 years ago
Oh, sorry. I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to moniman1996.
BriannaNLC 2 years ago
haha no problem, just clearing it up
AnarchyintheUK1 2 years ago
@BriannaNLC yeah i know
moniman1996 2 years ago
dude, you should play Vampire the Masquerade, that is a game for real vampires, and I think you might enjoy it.
jish55 2 years ago
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Mmm, you made points (without the uneccessary swearing that some people use) BUT REALLY. I think you've got it wrong. Meyer didn't turn Edward into a fag, the fangirls did. She didn't downgrade him or the idea of vampires, the fangirls did. And like many others, you are constantly saying how a mythical creature SHOULD BE. If they don't exist, fiction can turn them into any image they like. Besides about her having to "read old horror", it's the romance genre directed at young adults. Not horror.
MixiAiko 2 years ago
While yes the fangirls did make it worse in alot of ways, you can turn nothing into something. Broken down, Edward is a nothing but romantic puns in the form of a mythical creature. Who, while they might not exist, a bad idea is a bad idea. While there are no rules for that kind of writing it doesn't mean that her idea can't be bad (which it is) and I know its romance and as I said in the video, you can have romance with vampires, but make them good vampires, not ones like Edward.
AnarchyintheUK1 2 years ago
I guess it depends on your personal interest. From a girls POV, it's great representation of fantasy. Considering that it is a teenage novel/saga, the author isn't going to make Edward some badass dude in leather with weaponary and an attitude problem. If Edward is one romantic pun after another, wouldn't that make vampires in movies such as Blade/Underworld and such; just a stereotypical leather clad cliche? Same goes for those "otherwordly" vamps with carvats.
MixiAiko 2 years ago
I don't think its good from a girl's POV, only some. I know quite a few that hate it (but that is irrelevant) I suppose on a basic level yes, but blade and underworld vampires do have differences between them and originality as did the vampire from The Traveling Vampire show. The problem is those vampires have more complexity to them while Edward is the most basic you can pretty much get. Everything is worn on the sleeve and such.
AnarchyintheUK1 2 years ago
So it's the matter of Edward being too easy to discern ?
MixiAiko 2 years ago
Somewhat, I was just counterpointing what you said. I don't want to rant on how unidentifiable of a character he is and such because that's not whats being called in question (even though we got to that subject) Along with that I think he is a bad vampire, but at the time I didn't have all of the former since I hadn't read all the way through and I was trying to have some hope.
AnarchyintheUK1 2 years ago
if you are going to use something, whether it be superheroes or demons and angels or wizards and witchs or in this case vampires and werewolves, you USE what's there and what's good. no matter what you are writing it for, the sources is of another element and so you have to bring that element in as well otherwise what you end up with doesn't connect and is in fact something totally different from what the source really is. these creatures that stephanie created, in my opinion, are not vampires.
InfinitySoul2000 2 years ago 2
lol r u watching family guy in the background because I swear I heard Peter's insane laugh
NikkiNak111 2 years ago
haha yep I was
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NikkiNak111 2 years ago
the only undead monster that deseves to be that stupid are zombies cause thet dont have a brain
erererer2 2 years ago
hey white boy, you need to get out more
paydafee 2 years ago
Nah I just burn, no tan
AnarchyintheUK1 2 years ago
Oh, he can't get out, he's secretly the last of the vampires, don't you know?
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WareWulf1408 2 years ago
Stephenie Meyer is incredibly ignorant. She claims that because she is the author and she's writing in the fantasy genre, she can do whatever she wants. Uhhh, no. There are guidelines. I mean, being "creative" is great and all that but it doesn't mean you can go and take mythology, piss all over it and say it's a certain creature because you're the author and it's the fantasy genre. :/ Fantasy genre has its own rules. Think SMeyer raped the thesaurus wrongly in that.
sephylafudge 2 years ago 10
you fuckin rock XDXD
NinjaPutz 2 years ago