GamerNode at GameX 2009: Yahtzee!

[Hobbes09R]

I can't imagine a much more annoyed look. He looks like he's about to hang someone by a fish hook.

[FizWiget12]

Did anyone else think that he sounded human and polite for once or am I just insane?

[EnkaiNami]

@FizWiget12 I got the same impression too. He just seemed kind of reserved.

[mohamedgna]

@FizWiget12 and talking slow doesn't seem like his style! I mean god, yahtzee say atleast one dick analogy!

[XHeroXInXTrainingX]

this guys a big flaccid talent less penis

[XlightninX]

@XHeroXInXTrainingX telentless or not he's still damn amusing. and considering you have nothing better to do than to inform us of something we really don't care about it is clear that whatever he is doing is a hell of a lot less pathetic than what you are.

[Tehweirdkat]

We need to capture him and force him to read the dictionary

[DeliteHayk]

How bout the most awesome weapon would shoot shuriken and lightning and it has tits on it and was on fire.

[CinematicallyUnhappy]

...is he using a rock band mic?

[BigJDawg319]

@CinematicallyUnhappy I am. It was my first ever event, and I literally had my rock band mic recording into Audacity on my laptop. Gotta start somewhere!

[jackbotman]

OK like he says it how it is im going to do the same.... I am a big fan of this guys "WORK" -> work being the key word... but as a person he looks like a real doosh... but still a fan!!

[wikieditspam]

Is "Yahtzee" really just a character that he uses to review with, or is he really that pretentious and negative, and really misuse the word cynic in real life.

[IAmAwesomeRocker]

@wikieditspam yes

[Gamera35]

It's so weird hearing him talk so slowly. o3o

[rcflight13]

Inside Yahtzee's mind: "I wonder how far I could stick that microphone up his nose".

[AbsolutelyAlice]

marry me?



[7CellarDoors]

I love the ever present look of condescension he wears. Ive been told we have that in common. That look that says "I know I'm better than you, but i realize you haven't quite picked up on that yet, so ill humor you for a bit. Then you have to go. And leave a tip"

[llovka]

he look's like gordon free-man :D

[tredlow]

IMPOSTOR! That is definitely not Yahtzee!

*Speeds up video's audio*

No, wait, that is him.

[Broly988]

i like his videos haha

[ass1434]

I want him to do my phone recording.



[chailizard]

Yahtzee's my idol. Him and Danny Wallace.

[ThatUtubeMachine]

@chailizard is danny wallace still using that lethal weapon joke...

[Frozenkoldfury]

can anyone else see the WAR online trailer being played in the background?

[dw053408]

im a fan of yahtzee but what is with nerdy guys and goofy hats? these two, the guys on myth busters, ect

[decc1992]

you would have to read the novel really fast in your head to make it seem like he is talking =]

[Sam5726]

What a cool dude.

[SandersonCallum]

iam yahteez's cousin :D

[Febabify]

Not many people seem to know that he is the head of the Chzo mythos.

[ryder1002]

When he said one of the best reviews of our time I can't tell if Yahtzee look was "Oh go fuck yourself" or "KNEEL!!!!! KNEEL!!!!!!!!!"

[tnuoccaeht]

ben....um ben...ben YARGGAHGAHAGHHHH.........

[MtoggMusic]

is that.....a PS2 microphone? if so i may be in love. <3

[breasthound]

yahtzee always looks like he's about to kill someone. can't blame him.

[Reishirosama]

Fighting on the internet is like playing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Oh, and you must realize that hate = love. The more you hate, the more popularity whatever you hate gets, and the more love they get. So it's really counter-productive to hate on something on the internet where nobody gives a flying fuck what you think.

[BoomtaxRISEtrons]

@Reishirosama I hate you. =)

[yesweknowthedrill]

@Reishirosama i second that

[westsidepride69]

id let yahtzee put it in my butt

[Raymint]

The interviewer's an idiot.

[GladHeAteHer7]

You're not GOOD yahtzee, you're WELL!

[boRalto]

This "guy" is the biggest asshole I've ever seen reviewing a game. It's like 10 minutes of bullshit about a very good game and, oh, how about we talk about the "only" posistive aspects of this particular game? This is good. That's it. Another minute of nonseless gibberish and Ben Is-father-probably-molested-hi­m-in-youth Yahtzee Croshaw is done with his "review".

[guy8900]

@boRalto To sound like a fanboy I'm now going to say, well your one of the many people who think this because you are a fanboy of game that he reviewed but, you didn't agree with his review so now your posting this comment in anger and hate.

[boRalto]

@guy8900 ahah you think im some fucking fanboy of a game he reviewed? you idiot. in case you havent noticed probably because you were being hipnotized by his feminine voice and wanted to suck whatever the fuck he has between his legs he rants about every fucking game he "reviews". the perfect game could exist and he would still point out some fucking nonsense nobody gives two shits about but himself and his fucking fanboys so instead of being a cocksucking retard go watch an actual review. dick

[thebritishgeek]

@boRalto you clearly don't get the gimmick do you? he has a persona of hating every game he is not like that in real life

[boRalto]

@thebritishgeek i honestly doubt that. what the hell would be the point of dissecting a game to show all of its bad sides? so people wont buy it? seriously

[thebritishgeek]

@boRalto no he does it because its his thing he makes out he hates every game because its more entertainment than review its not ment to make people want to buy the game

[boRalto]

@thebritishgeek its still dumb. theres no point on ragging on a good game and then taking off 30 seconds off the video to say this and that is good. u say he pros and the cons in a balanced way in a review not jus cons

[BoomtaxRISEtrons]

@boRalto He's not a reviewer, he's a critic. He makes that distinction clear. His job isn't to outline the good and the bad and tell you whether or not he thinks you should buy it, that's what a reviewer does. He's a critic. He critiques.

[EveLynne2031]

@boRalto, what have you seen?

[zprodigy]

Someone might've mentioned to the interviewer that Yahtzee hates his first name. ^^

"Ben...BEN....Tell me something, Ben"

[Niektendo]

what a moron

[LexxiKitty]

@Niektendo Fuck off

[kingt34]

Are you interviewing him with a Rock Band Microphone?! rofl

[TheProGTX]

It's funny how his way of speaking is completely different from his videos :D

[FinnSolomon]

Yahtzee is mentally disembowelling Jason Fanelli for continually calling him Ben. No one calls Yahtzee 'Ben'.

[FoggyFishburne]

@FinnSolomon Agree. It feels very wrong :P Beeeeeeeeeeeeeen! He's awesome :)

[AnthraxMuffin]

@FinnSolomon Either that or because he called him a reviewer.

[WillMio]

@FinnSolomon Disemboweling? What?

[toxicgospel]

@WillMio Yes. You know, emptying him of his bowels.

[KHsonicdude23]

@FinnSolomon

Who would call him Ben, anyway? That's a pretty average name compared to "Yahtzee Croshaw" or just "Yahtzee"

[Travestie616]

@FinnSolomon Haha, the look on his face at the beginning is priceless. That interviewer is going to go home and find boils in a very uncomfortable place because of that look.

[legodiner]

@FinnSolomon i could be wors he could be callinghim bengamin

[Yarsh52]

Haha, the interviewer works at Game Stop. He's a really cool guy.

[jtheyellow]

Don't call him Ben, you git.

[Sperium3000]

Uh... That's his name.

[akatsukimaster666]

he is god we must respect him and bow praise him

[DeadEndScreamer]

@akatsukimaster666 Suck his dick why don't you.

[deidara19973]

@DeadEndScreamer WITH HONOR TO THE GREAT ONE!

[AwesomeSauce1000]

@DeadEndScreamer You wouldn't suck it?

[FellFather]

@akatsukimaster666 Or in his own words: "regard him with awe and respect."

[Boog19]

haha randomly found jason....shoulda figured youd be there on some business lol