Opie & Anthony: George Brett Shits His Pants

[dom44444]

4 people had to pick up those shitty pants in the bathroom stall

[dom44444]

best fucking story ever

[Mainsail76]

Brett for President!

[Hooklineansinker]

epic!

[GinoHeartbreak]

3 people did NOT have a great fucking meal.

[cosmos00us]

If you've never crapped your pants wait 'til you get older.

[Abvll]

I've had some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad diarrhea many times in my life, and i've NEVER shit my pants. If you shit your pants, you got something else wrong with you entirely.

[texasranger9]

Wait, where is the guys responce to this? Thats the best part.

[emeralddragon78]

so,what Brett is saying is,''no matter how bad it is things can always turn out beautiful in the long run?? Or maybe,wait until tomorrow and see if shit changes?

You can bet it's more metaphor than true story.That was for the benefit of those two rookies standing there..might have been a lesson in humility as well...

[Whooligan86]

"I got jeans on, black bucks, no socks...." what the fuck do socks have to do with shitting yourself?

[cottodabodykill]

@Whooligan86 the shit runs down your pant legs and into your shoes .. do you want socks on to soak it up or no?

[catphishjohn]

@Whooligan86 There were no socks to soak up the shit... it was squishing in his shoes.

[JohnnyRomper88]

Omfg I'm dying. What a fucking hilarious story

[opiecallihan]

I shit myself on occasion.

[MrCoal11]

George Brett shits himself twice a year? lol, no way! lol

[bigbonglips]

THE MOST PERFECT DOUBLE TAPERED SHIT I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[marlboroman1985]

Twice a year, is this normal?

[iAMitUnot]

Is it just me or does anyone else wonder how much those pants and towels sold for on Ebay?? LMFAO!!!

[rrrrramone]

@iAMitUnot

Donnnn Wessst.... Its a fucking shitty pants blowout! Start your own shit store! And i'll throw in a Mark McGwire rookie card...

[PixelPariah]

Fucken classic.

[adrastea]

"I can't get in the elevator!" lol

[crawlinblind]

Would someone please post the original vid of this please . Wonderful speech to the rookies. Thanks !

[medialies100]

whats this from?

[snappy452]

True story!

[SeaTac411]

I was at the Bellagio just two weeks ago and used the lobby bathroom, beautiful facilities there.

[LAPunk1986]

Amazing. Perfect double tapered dump lol.

[jhohcable]

Hahaha nice ending.