RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR

[mrbobmanbob]

"Johann, why is people running away?" BECAUSE YOU JUST TOOK YOUR FUCKING BATHROBE OFF.

[ChrisHabsFan4Life]

The best thing ever would have been if he got dizzy from spinning around and fell into one of those shelves... Bob would have ripped him a new on for that. I miss the old Chrischan...

[Reavaverho]

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY

[KingDiamondHead]

Ha ha. Look at those tits flop around

[Jesterclown17]

1:03

I like to assume he hurt himself... it makes me happy.

[bluereaper75]

what the fuck am i watching

[reviewman]

Every time I see Chris-chan, I want to punch my screen!

[sango290]

why does he have legitimate breasts?

manboobs are one thing, but these are like actual...tits....

[Andorf64]

wow he finally snapped..

[ShadowSora94]

@Andorf64 nope.

this isn't even the worst of it.

[RealianURTV45]

Behold the only GOOD thing about SOPA. Censoring shit like this....

[CuteWereWolf112]

why towelie

why

[Reigam4]

I am going to change my life because of chris. Loose weight, stop buying plastic crap, etc

[Bestol2]

I am a pepsi fanatic and I am offended.

[RetroKing99]

Please change the title to RANDOM ACCESS HORROR

[CyanidePlaceboEffect]

Bob why didn't you just walk in.

I know I'd check on my nonexistent kid if he was screaming weird shit and banging on the door.

[ClearwaterMK2]

My ears & eyes bleed excessively!

[Shadoboy]

This makes me moist.

...with tears of horror and pain.

[sweettooth80]

crack ?

[sebamkfan]

Ed is actually smarter than Chris Chan, at least when he was a woodpecker, he was in actual dirt.

[RabidWaffles]

I'M A WOODPECKER

[blashyrhkRAAA]

Chris is abysmally autismal. INDEED!

[SirPimpinPeacock]

Thanks Chris for taking a creative and funny show and turning it into a load of autistic shit, along with South Park and King Of The Hill. Thanks Chris, you just keep on making yourself look fucking stupid. Don't, I don't know, get a job? or make your life have SOME meaning. Just keep on cluttering your room and house with shit and just keep on watching TV til you slowly die a horrible and lonley death.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

I just...I....this is THE unfunniest thing ever made. This has made me unable to feel love.

I'm going to go strangle a child now. Thanks a LOT, Chris.

[NorrisArt]

No. NO.

[satinsguard]

2:29 Nonoononononononononononononon­onononononononononononono! MY CHILDHOOD!!!

[DrWatsonPostmortem]

Please, censor his ass X(

[SESdisciple]

His tits need to be censored more that his duck.

[Slashbash]

Big deal, I do this all the time.

[nucleardeath07]

You know it is never going to be good when Chris dons his cum drinkin' robe.

[brb1006]

Thanks for ruining my favorite Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy!

[angrybull]

This is probably the most exercise that he's gotten in years.

[NyxFTW]

My dad can imitate Donald Duck too. The only difference is that he doesn't sound like a pedofork.

[TaraGothGirl]

Why can't Bob walk in more?

[XaxazChromaggus]

@TaraGothGirl Because he's dying of heart failure, as Chris noted in one of his more recent videos.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@XaxazChromaggus

Dead now :(

[XaxazChromaggus]

@Skinnyoompalumpa Yeah cwciki is down in memory of him. I wonder if he said anything to Chris on his deathbed that will make Christian do a 180 for his life. Bear in mind only a few weeks ago did he call his son a faggot for cross dressing.

[DrMarilynFan]

After all the things I read about this "individual", and hearing him say "Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! " made me barf on my keyboard, thus frying my desktop computer.

Thanks a lot, Chris! Now swing me some of your monthly tugboat so I can buy a new computer in compensation.

[Holycrudaflyingcow12]

My nose is bleeding from the amount of times I had to headdesk after watching this. Why must this be.

[Marstonify]

He is INSANE!

[TheBiomorph493]

@Marstonify He's seriously needs mental help is not even funny as hell.

[abtsadiemaekole]

wow... i would love to have been a fly on the wall if bob walked in on this mess XD

[LordAzanko]

i am at a lose of words all i can say is that chris chan is a reason why they should bring back eugenics

[HasharinPL]

@LordAzanko

Why?! He brings us lulz, we need failures like him

[LordAzanko]

@HasharinPL well on second thought he does bring joy to millions of people that think their lives are terrible but then all they have to do is watch one of his videos and then they can see clear as day no matter how pathetic their lives my be it will never come close to chris chans punch line joke of a life

[aardvarksilence]

I've heard many Americans imitate British accent but Chris' attempts are exceptionally hmm.... entertaining....

[argebarse]

I'm watching this video out of sheer morbid curiosity.

[foxyrider25]

2:45 its cwcspin!

[RedTideOfWolves]

I literally gagged after seeing this

[Fullmetalkitty11]

This guys needs to be shot. For the good of mankind

[Slashbash]

@Fullmetalkitty11 NO! Dude, he serves a purpose; to scare people into improving themselves and to help raise self-esteem.

[MobilePissCannon]

My brain is full of fuck.

[cptblackamar]

why did he hold a ps3 controller all the way through it?

[MRWWAYSS]

CANNOT UNSEE. CANNOT UNSEE.

MY EYES. THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[MRWWAYSS]

@MRWWAYSS THIS IS 2GIRLS1CUP ALL OVER AGAIN

[ElMegaLolaso]

My brain is officially dead.

[ThePenIsLiquor]

i refuse to believe anyone is actually this stupid.

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

*I regained consciousness ten minutes later after watching the video , crying in the fetal position in the corner*

[smursncody]

Holy shit, when I saw "Breastfeeding Method - Using The Pump" as a related video I lol'd so fucking hard.

[videogamenostalgia]

This video goes perfectly with Joe Cocker's 'you can leave your hat on'- give it a try!!!

[OMGBEARS]

He's like a Pink Horror of Tzeentch!

[Exderp]

Fatass.

[satoshimiwa]

I think this video made me autistic

[ClearwaterMK2]

Why did 20 idiots miss the dislike square?

[VengeanceOtaku]

@ClearwaterMK2 really 20 liked this cause of the complete turdfuck he's making out of himself, and 26 disliked it because of the resulting mental trauma.

[BoredEevee]

The censor needs to be larger in size.

You know, like the entire screen.

[CellarDoor06]

He sounds like a wounded Buffalo...viciously disturbing.

[only1kibbo]

The Towelie segment needs to be censored too. Hearing that thing impersonate him crying about his wet pussy makes me sick.

[n0oneimportant]

That which is seen cannot be unseen.

[NotSoLittleEric]

LOOK AT THOSE RELATED VIDEO GOD DAMN

[videogamenostalgia]

Imagine being Bob and hearing this going on next door...

[SpacePopeification]

What the fuck did I just watch

[CanYouShutUpPlease07]

If only Bob Chandler would walk in while he was running around in his room naked...

[angrybull]

You forgot to censor you moobs, Ian.

[TheGobsicle]

GODDAMNIT CHRIS, TOWELIE WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!

[texasrattlesnake103]

I love how in the related videos there's a video about breastfeeding.

[Smashsista16]

@texasrattlesnake103

Right now, I found it has a related video to a promo for Fear Factor lol

[MrDenic19]

what the FUCK is this garbage?

[CaseHa]

you ruined towelie!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!

[THEBIRDISWATCHING]

I think I got a negative-erection from this.

[grantasas]

DAT ASS.

Oh god, the horror of this. Chris-Chan, you never cease to scare the SHIT out of people.

[ikkedoch]

y;know ya could've done a better job on sensoring your(? his idk) ass.

[Unclekevlar]

Made me hate Monty Python....

That's really hard to do, Chris, but you've done it with flying colors.

[coalheartly]

;-; my eyes.....my eyesssssssssssssssss

[douboymkIII]

THE CENSORSHIP! IT DOES NOTHING!

[Arient123]

@douboymkIII *My eyes are melted.*.... You can say that again...

[Havockanon]

His one redeeming fact is that he does have a pretty good Daffy Duck impression.

[Havockanon]

I can only understand every fifth word. Is it just me?

[Petcetera2]

why.jpg

[OTCGreen]

What is seen cannot be unseen..

[darthteej1]

O.O

....

O.O

[Canny911]

"THis is me being silly again and does not depict me as a HOMO" No, faggot is a more appropriate word I think. Not to mention, it also depicts you as a crazy fat fucking retard. Honestly, what in the fuck is wrong with you? Do you honestly think ANY of us want to see your fat, disgusting, pudgy white as fuck body? Standing up and playing Guitar Hero obviously isn't helping. I haven't seen anything that fat and white since that marshmallow dude on Ghostbusters.

[ikkedoch]

@Canny911 I don't think sane gay men would do this, Canny.

[tenryuu]

This video has enlightened me.

It's as funny as a dead nun in a snowbank.

[bealtespip123]

Someone.....PLEASE beat the shit out of this guy.

[spamkinglol]

2:23

And that is why I can never watch Ed Edd n Eddy in peace ever again.

[stinger321]

My soul....it hurts.

[videogamenostalgia]

I have a feeling Monty Python might not have taken off if it was just a fat autistic pervert running around and crying like a spaz (Which isn't as funny as it sounds) when he could be out looking for a job.

How funny would it have been if Bob walked in half way through and just stood there in the background for the rest of the video, frozen in horror with a look of pure 'I am dissapoint'.

Just remember people, the government deems it necessary to take money from you to pay for this...

[douboymkIII]

looks like 13 people threw up on their keyboards and hit the wrong buttong

[MEXiCan8890]

i like the part where he hits his side off a door knob XD

[Brelm]

LOOKS LIKE 11 PEOPLE MISSED THE LIKE BUTTON LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[fruitblood]

OH GOD MY EYES! OH DEAR SWEET JESUS CHRIST, MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!

[fman40000]

Chris better not touch the holy grail because if he ever even mentions that then I personally will kill him.

[Zoroark50]

@fman40000 Look up "Merried Seinor Comic".

[fman40000]

@Zoroark50 That's it He is so dead.

[Tomservo3Alt]

Chris and his 'random access humor' is stupid. the only thing that I found funny was the 'I'm a woodpecker' part.

Chris certainly is a pecker.

What was he smoking when he made this? oh wait- he always acts like this.

[MalchikBlue]

Elephant? Looking at that penis, I'd say mouse.

[marshmallowbudgie]

Can you see the principle of conservation of motion in action at 2:48-2:55 ? As Chandler picks up speed, his fat is forced, through centrifugal force, to defy gravity.

[feh2]

IMMA WOODPECKER

[Jolt4]

The worst part of this video is that there is light shining in through the window, so it could be safe to assume that the entire neighborhood had to take a look at his horribly malformed duck.

[Kelthire]

2:25-2:29 is that how Chris perform blowjobs?

[SoopySnoopy]

PUT ON A BRA!!! NOBODY WANT'S TO SEE YOUR HAIRY CHEST!!

-CWC

(His chest is just gross not hairy.)

[alienisuntverus]

You should have also censored his man tits.

[skarvika]

He seems relatively normal here.

[MalchikBlue]

You didn't need to censor this. Chris can compete with the worlds smallest acorn.

[analblazer666]

@MalchikBlue Technically, but I can see it if i squint real hard.

[Spartan69139]

Well, he probably thinks this is funny because when he acts like this infront of people people laugh (at him)

[3Gads]

Oooog... my stomach vomited itself. VOMITED ITSELF!!!

[PoopPeeSandwich]

why couldn't bob walk in and just proceed to beat his ass

[hpridgen131]

This is almost exactly like the videos of that insane guy who was stalking Bjork a couple of years ago.

[TheLordkorv]

0:40-0:50 it reminds me off that fetus from erasorhead... 1:00 what is a trap??!!!!11 2:25-2:55 ugh... he is indeed a sick fuck.

[WillisDCade]

ok.....why is he naked?

[TheLordkorv]

@WillisDCade Random-access humor!(unfunny bullshit)

[GentlemanOrcus1]

@WillisDCade He was trying to impress a chick he met online.

[DarkPerdita]

Ennnnhh... he jiggles... he JIGGLES!

[TheLordkorv]

@DarkPerdita and blood tears i cried...

[Noisemaze]

I died a little on the inside.

[zigg4d]

I wish I could laugh at this... all I could manage was cringes...

[RyougaLolakie]

;____;

This video has literary crushed my mind and soul.

........

THIS KID NEEDS TO TO THE FREAKIN MENTAL ASYLUM, PRONTO!

[BalanceFish]

This is the saddest thing mankind has ever produced

[Shavarnarak]

I think this guy should be put out of his misery.

[trollope4lyf2k8]

why isnt he in jail

[GentlemanOrcus1]

Holy crap, he's more pale than Edward Cullen and Conan O'Brian combined.

[moneymandate]

That was about as funny as getting chlamydia.

[ElSingario]

@moneymandate Agreed, although it's probably the only piece of Random Access Humor that has made me laugh. (For all the wrong reasons.)

[churlyryan]

Chris has gone completely mad.

[aryoshie]

Yer a towel. A mildewy abandoned towel that nobody ever uses cause NOBODY wants to dry themselves off with you.

[GrumpusRed]

....Naked.

[ElSingario]

@GrumpusRed He sent this to a girl. Because what every girl wants is Chris naked and playing with transformers.

[JustChrisLTD]

This isn't humorous, it's just insanity.

And what you mean by "random access humor", normal people call it "non sequitur".

[JudeccaCocytus]

WHAT?

[Tricycloplots]

I will fucking kill you for this mockery of Monty Python with your filth you impostor!

[MVPRecords2k8]

Fuck this shit. Why can't your "random access humour" be like the TRUE and HONEST Christian the Weston Chandler's?

Lol. I remember having "uncle spunky is a funky monkey" as my MSN name for months. You insult his good name you imposter.

[BinaltechGinrai]

You call this humor? I call it mental problems.

Dammit fake Chris, why?