Axis of Awesome - What Would Jesus Do?

[raresionela2]

awesome is awesome!

[MissHatterX]

If you find it offensive, then you probably shouldn't watch it... And if you love this song, then don't take the crap out of other people's beliefs. Just listen to the song, make up your own opinion, then keep it to yourself.

[TheDanielMaloneyShow]

@MissHatterX Y U NO LYK FREEDOM OF SP333CHZ

[MissHatterX]

@TheDanielMaloneyShow .....it'd be lovely to understand your speech :) im not your mum, i just think its pointless telling everyone you're offended - if thats so, watch something else.

[The6thSimpson]

I wonder if KISS have seen this :')

[wejamon84]

~and jesus can flyyy~

[heyAtom3]

Um, if ur christen and you get offended then WHY THE FUCK CLICK THIS SONG?? Its Axis of Awesome, of course they're not gonna go full on church choir, they're gonna have fun wid it.

[099Jallen]

Chuck Norris found and jesus have a lot in common...they both have a beard...

[TheLakers987654321]

I actually like this song and I'm Christian. Most comedians would probably show how Jesus is not real or something.but the Axis of Awesome is truly awesome :D thumbs up!

[ultimateninjaboi]

I love how if a video has the word Jesus or God in it, everyone has to whip out their metaphorical dicks to try to prove how much better than everyone else they think they are.

oh. and the Video and Song were awesome. X3. it was one of the more hilarious songs they do.

[Zejex]

If I was Christian I would feel like an complete idiot after listening to this song. Don't you get it idiots?

[VALKYRYAROCK10]

the one in the middle is jack black´s personality that scaped his body

[2025BuckRogers]

Very funny! Don't take it so seriously. lol

[MinecaftGamer]

GUYS! This is a Comment section NOT A ARGUMENT FORUM! So take the hating on eachother somewhere else

[tipomartins]

I'm a stupid and I find this Jesus

[seacow915]

'did you give you're life up to save humans from bad luck,

were you born on virgin birth or did your parents.. have sex!'

XD

[MrMaxCarney]

I am Christian, and I like how some of this stuff is actually a praise to Jesus. It's cool how they aren't just being dicks, well, if you don't think about it cynically they aren't

[splooshes2]

@2:15 he reminds me of Jack Black

[pandaman23ftw]

i used to be a christian and then i took an arrow to the knee

JK

[georginhohellas]

i have 34 followers on tweeter, how's that JC?

[anonymsomsjutton]

@georginhohellas I think there is a slight difference between an Apostle and a Twitter follower...

[ThisNameNowTakenIs]

omfg i knew it.... every video with the words jezus, god, allah, releigion, bible and all the other religious words has a discussion about religion.

[McB3ASLEY]

having to find iBrittnie's comment cause you wanna get in on the offending :'(

[Ostrogothicus]

What would Jesus do?

He'd take his canvas bags to the supermarket...

[5dspowerwithin]

287 people have asked what would jesus do

[lianghaochen]

Or did your parent....HAVE SEX..lolol

[6SeatsOver]

This guy should have been in school of rock, instead of Jack Black!

[AlucardOfLight]

@6SeatsOver that would have made a great movie

[tacticalf41L]

Ending = Most kickass holy rock of all time.

[SangatangV1]

if three's a crowd....pretty sure i can feed them with fish and bread.

[funkamore]

the fat guy is JACK BLACK!

[Vinniejster]

@funkamore

No its not. His name is Jordan Raskopoulos

[funkamore]

@Vinniejster lol

[xrongor]

i used to follow jesus then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheLucaaas17]

@xrongor hahhahahaha! you tank

[anonymsomsjutton]

@xrongor Haha =)

[livedandletdie]

Jesus may have 12 followers but I'm still his Grandpa, and in my house he follows my rules and it's constant slavery for both him, God and the holy ghost. What when you got a universe to take care of you can't do everything by yourself. It's just getting bigger and bigger for fuck's sake.

[viper23666]

Jesus may have had 12 apostles, but I got 500 Twitter followers, and those are better.

[DrCalviny]

I need lazer vision so I can turn people into dust.

[TVperson1]

1,666,248 lol 666

[TomBrandon121]

@TVperson1 Hilarious. o.0

[MrEbereeba]

Lol! it's funny cause it's not about Jesus!

[elgrantioberni]

i knew it! Superman is God!!!

[Mrsampearl]

Why do I get the feeling that Jack black's gonna show up in any second! !?

[darkguyhades]

I used to ask what Jesus would do, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[yebetrollin]

I am offensive and I find this christian

[JRit69]

@yebetrollin LOL wtf?

[wlman303]

@yebetrollin were you born offensive or did you convert? I've been offensive most of my life!

[mrtdubg]

@yebetrollin your offensive? Chill. I am Christian and there is a time under God for all things. Including comedy. You can have reverence for Christ and still have a sense of humor. I ask you to throw a stone, because you are totally one without sin. If you are offended turn the other cheek. Keep your mouth shut.

[ThatItalianGuyTil]

@mrtdubg clearly you did not process the joke in what he/she said

[truthinsubmission]

@silverknight007 I agree with you brother

[lovelikefire93]

as a Christian, I'd have to say that I found it quite funny. :D

[Attilahollo9]

What woul ET do?

[TheFudgette]

looks like a fatter jack black

[EnglishGavz]

As a devoted follower of KISS I am VERY offended by this video and its intolerance towards be beliefs!

[EnglishGavz]

Step 1: Watch comedy video which is clearly not making any serious statement towards religion.

Step 2: Begin an out of place debate about the value's of athiesm and spirituality which no watcher cares about as they're here for the laughs.

Step 3: ? ? ? ? ?

Step 4: PROFIT!

[ChrisWalkersDeadLOL]

i am well going to cover this at a local buskers =D

[phenn777]

Only 12 followers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW twitter noob!

[FlyingHopeAngel]

This is hilarious! I don't feel offended at all and I actully think that there isn't som many other christians that feel offended. ;)

[tru2me3223]

I am just spiritual and non-religious and I tend to err on the side of just allowing people to believe what they want and not making them feel bad because of that belief. Some Atheists (I think that's what these guys are) don't give other Atheists (who are a bit less arrogant and condescending) a good light. That's why it would have been better for these guys to let everyone believe they were a neutral party. They may lose some fans because of some bad light but it's the risk they took I guess.

[X4ZID]

I'm a Christian and I find this hilarious! :)

[SportsNet10]

I wonder how many crazy Christians were offended by this....

[NESurvivalPrep]

@SportsNet10

All of them. The crazy ones are offended by everything.

[InfinianiteHybrids]

Im a devout Christian, and you really cant take this too seriously. it is really funny and its only a big deal if you make it one. plus most of this stuff is true (most).

[Flundrek]

280 People are wondering what would jesus do.

[iBrittnie]

This is horrible.. I strongly believe in Jesus,without him I would not be here!

[tbmxepiccz1]

@iBrittnie whats the point in commenting then

[jadencore]

@iBrittnie How do you figure? No credit to your parents for bumping uglies?

[marcarosthe4th]

@iBrittnie You..... need to open up a little. I am Greek Orthodox and i find this crazily hilarious. You need to stop being so closed minded. Not just you but everyone who sits back and thinks. THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE.... You should have stopped watching if you find it offensive. Oh and heres another thought...... Open up??? And don't forget to ask... What would jesus do xD

[Kodysipod]

@iBrittnie You're just a bit of an insufferable twatt. Christans, historically have done so much awful shit, therefore you have no right to be offended.

[morning8dew]

@Kodysipod sorry for butting in once again, don't even know who iBrittnie is or what he/she said, but this is just my opinion that you shouldn't judge a christian according to the behavior of other christians. Because "historically" there is no one in the whole entire world who hasnt done "awful shit". SO basically you're giving anyone the right to offend you in anyway just because some people from your race probably hav done "awful shit" in the past. Don't judge :) just advice, no hard feelings

[Kodysipod]

@morning8dew To be honest, since im white, male, and american. So yes i suppose you are right in saying that they are not responsible for what previous christians did. What i meant,but granted, didn't convey correctly due to poor delivery, is that the church teachings still preach socially backwards garbage.

[morning8dew]

@Kodysipod that depends who you're listening to, but I totally respect your opinion

[SchokobaerEmma]

@Kodysipod That's just not true. You can't say"the church"because there are LOTS of different chrustuan churches all over the world.Some are very traditional, some are very modern and some are just in the middle. I live in a region where I can join many different churches, like roman-catholic,protestantic,me­nnonitisch,free protestant churches and more...they all are different but they all refer to god! And my church is definately not socially backwards...So you need to differenciate.

[anonymsomsjutton]

@iBrittnie It's funny cause you are retarded.

[anonymsomsjutton]

@iBrittnie Also, I believe you've got your own religion wrong. How is Jesus responsible for you? According to your bible Adam and Eve were created by God, not Jesus...

[morning8dew]

@anonymsomsjutton uhm,, sorry to butt in and everything, but according to the bible Jesus is not only the Son of God but God at the same time, it's like saying I am daughter of Human, means I am human too, so I advise that you say things with such confidence after being obliged to think if you know enough to know what you are talking about :) just advice, no hard feelings

[anonymsomsjutton]

@morning8dew Let's say your mother makes a nice painting and then gives birth to you, you would still be human just as your mother, but the painting would not have been your work. Just like God (actually didn't, but you know) created man and then fathered Jesus. Jesus may still be "God", but he did not create the humans. Main point is still that Religion is illogical and fucking nuts.

[morning8dew]

@anonymsomsjutton hahah I think you don't quite understand me because you are looking at your own logical perspective, define logic will you? Do you think with a small petite brain of a human being you can really say that Religion isn't logical? We are humans, God is God. Just because are way of thinking "logically" is limited doesn't make anything fake. God never gave birth to Jesus, If you look in the bible, it states that they were both together from the beginning,

[morning8dew]

@morning8dew The reason that Jesus is called the son of God isnt becoz physically He was born from Him but becoz us humans have limited understanding to understand that God is three, the Holy Spirit, Son and the father, but also one, so to make us understand at least a bit better they call him the Son of God nvm ill just stop wasting my time explaining

[anonymsomsjutton]

@morning8dew The definite proof that God does NOT exist, is the lack of evidence that he does (which is to say, there is none).

[gamer0unreleased]

@anonymsomsjutton The definite proof that Abraham Lincoln did NOT exist, is the lack of existence that he did (which is to say, there is none).

[anonymsomsjutton]

@gamer0unreleased Wrong. Abraham Lincoln can be proved to exist in many ways. A lot of people have actually SEEN him for one. He has changed things in the last centuries that can be seen today. There are his physical belonging, the lawsuit records after his murder, his birth certificate and so on and forth.

Also, in contrary to God, he has not supposedly done anything unrealistic. God is believed to have magical powers not observed anywhere else, making him an abomination of the natural laws.

[gamer0unreleased]

Wrong. Jesus Christ can be proved to exist in many ways. A LOT of people have actually SEEN Him . He has changed things in the last milleniums that can be seen today. There are physical belongings, the records of his murder, and He would not have a birth certificate because King Herod tried to slaughter all male babies. Also, in contrary to Abraham Lincoln, He has not done anything unrealistic. Abraham Lincoln supposedly freed slaves. Jesus healed people (just like your doctor does)

[anonymsomsjutton]

@gamer0unreleased Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold your horses here. I never said anything about Jesus. That's a totally different story. I even believe Jesus might have existed. What I do not believe on the other hand, is that he supposedly had all these magic powers. extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

[gamer0unreleased]

@anonymsomsjutton Well shoot, I'm sorry. I didn't know you believe in Jesus. In that case, you have a very nice day, anonymsomsjutton :)

Personally I just can't stand it when people can't believe that Jesus was a real, living person just like anyone else. Past that, its all belief and opinion and everyone believes differently. I agree with you, extraordinary claims do require extraordinary evidence. As far as I'm concerned, he was a great man and teacher of peace

[anonymsomsjutton]

@gamer0unreleased And no, Jesus did not heal people like doctors. A real doctor can't cure a blind man just like that. And freeing the slaves did not involve any magic.

[CapAdGroup]

@anonymsomsjutton Actually it depends what kind of "blindness" you are talking about. Depending on the exact pathology with modern surgical techniques there are people who one would consider functionally "blind" who could have their vision restored. And that is a miracle that happens on a very regular, well-documented basis, even in backwater countries like North-Korea.

[anonymsomsjutton]

@CapAdGroup True, but not two thousand years ago.

[CapAdGroup]

@gamer0unreleased You do realize that all the people who have "SEEN" him have been dead for well over 1900 years right?

"Abraham Lincoln, He has not done anything unrealistic"-As far as I am aware Abraham Lincoln never resurected himself from the dead or cured leprosy by touching, nor did anyone, ever claim he did. Both those things I personally find unrealistic, and if they ARE realistic, try shooting yourself in the face with a shotgun and seeing if you can resurect yourself 3 days later.

[anonymsomsjutton]

@CapAdGroup Finally, a sensible person here =)

[karma1150]

@CapAdGroup "...try shooting yourself in the face with a shotgun and seeing if you can resurrect yourself 3 days later..." yeah, that's why Jesus is JESUS, dipstick. Because none of us can do what he does.

Plus, you spelled resurrect wrong.

[PieManTheSuperHero]

@CapAdGroup You're retarded. Jesus was born to a virgin. Thats just another way he is better than anyone. Like it says in the song, Jesus is a million, billion, trillion times better than you. He died so you could, if you decided to stop being stupid, go to heaven. That is why he is so awesome. Retard

[ZKoftherebellion]

@PieManTheSuperHero yeah, you could go to heaven, as long as you're a white, male(or submissive woman), Conservative, homophobic straight person.

[13awer13]

this is so awesome... xD

[nowwithmorekick]

Zombie wizard?

[d4m4s74]

@nowwithmorekick He can do magic (water to wine, walking on water, etc) and he came back from the death

Zombie wizard

[L42yB]

@nowwithmorekick he did magic and rose from the dead... so, yes, "Zombie Wizard".

The kung fu is just conjecture though  ;)

[terotcard]

I'll admit I'm strongly an atheist but that being said I have no intention of insulting any religion unless I feel it or one of it's followers have made some sort of broad attack against myself or atheism in general, that being said this song makes me smile every time.

[ArmourHalloween]

I hope there was no catholics in that crowd

[Cypress813]

is it just me, or the guitar player have the best voice of the 3?

[iPodiNsanity]

Methinks these guys are atheists.

[theyellowbox1]

@iPodiNsanity I can see that, but maybe it's also an appeal to logic rather than JUST religion.

[iPodiNsanity]

@theyellowbox1 Perhaps, but the way they poke fun at the logic of religion makes it seem centered on religion.

[Geechs]

I hate what would jesus do bracelets. Half of the people who wear them are histrionic attention whores. I'm all for sincere religiousness but not that "look at me" apparel shit.

[TheAlien30000]

just me or does he look like a ninja at 2:42 ?

[FamousNightcore]

omg he looks like jack black o.O

[ElizaCocoful]

@FamousNightcore Watch their video "Autographs and Yes, I know (Jack Black song)"

[FamousNightcore]

@ElizaCocoful HAHA too funny :D

[LightningMan117]

The best thing people can do, in my opinion, to get along with people with differing opinions is show an ability to laugh at themselves. So as a Christian....This is the funniest song I've heard in a good long time!

[agangidine]

Is it just me or when he did his kung fu pose at 2:45 did he actually look like Bruce Lee?

[madmax3789]

I think that this video misses the point of what WWJD means, but I also think theyre making a joke not a theological point, so its moot.

[Nabcast95]

I can feed a crowd with fish and bread.

I just need a lot of fish and bread.

[obsiddionOFFICIAL]

@Nabcast95 ha I can do it with 1 fish and 1 piece of bread well if it's a crowd of 3 or less

[FrancisP331]

Im sorry for this band

[mygaffer]

@FrancisP331 Yet they don't know nor care!

[markezz55]

And jesus can fly xD

amazing

[silverknight007]

*Stereotypical pro/anti religious comment*

[MoriyaMug]

@silverknight007 *stereotypical flame*

[Hyperawsome]

@mistersamsam it would appear that you have started another religious war lol

[TerraNova2343]

@Mistersamsam And others. This is supposed to be about Jesus. Who doesn't want to believe in a Zombie Wizard who knows Kung Fu. Jesus rocks. And he'll shit all over you if you don't respect him. Axis of Awesome is...awesome

[Vadergeek]

Isn't that the guy who does the Tripod intros? Is the market for hosting Australian musical comedy that small?

[greyshouse625]

i have more than 12 followers.... its called twitter... duh...

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

stupid haters just trolling to each other when its just a bloody song XD shut up everyone and listen to it.

[dannyd1224]

Thought this was serious at first

[KingJoeyJunior]

@dannyd1224 Then you don't know this band.

[Fireserenade]

well basically from the christian point of view they are right: He is a million times better than any one of us ;)

[bowzlads]

CHRISTIANS RULE

[Mistersamsam]

@bowzlads umm no, no they dont.

[sydneymassive]

@Mistersamsam prove it

[Mistersamsam]

@sydneymassive Because they believe in absolute bullshit? that in my opinion is not cool.

[sydneymassive]

@Mistersamsam so do psychologists and scientists and doctors and theoretical mathematicians and physicists

[rj808x]

@sydneymassive 1 + 1 is 2... i don't care if you say Jesus doesn't agree, that's still fact.

[Mistersamsam]

@sydneymassive ummm naming a few professions who believe in stone age mythology doesn't make your claims true. Besides if you have done any actual research you'll see that almost 90% of america's academy of science are atheists. If i had a doctor who believed in freaking Santa would that mean Santa is real? Christians arguments are so hilarious..

[sydneymassive]

@Mistersamsam I'm not Christian, I'm merely pointing out how you thinking your more intelligent than a group of people based on their beliefs is inherently flawed and ridiculous. You are not automatically granted intellectualism because4 you reject the notion of higher being.

[Mistersamsam]

@sydneymassive I'm not saying I'm smarter I'm saying their beliefs are so ridiculous that its idiotic.

[11MrBurn]

@Mistersamsam "Im not saying that imm better, I'm just saying everyone else is worse"--is basically what you just said <3

[smileitskarr]

absolutley LOVE this video ... hilarious!! :P

[MrMaskedsquirrel]

Why do they do that rock n roll bit at the end?

[leddeath80]

lol i remember watching this when it had 1600 view. i go through my faveourites and i it now has 1600000 views. funny how things pick up

[mcard1d]

Too... much... win... brain... can't.... handle... *Brain explodes from awesomeness*

[Nikalde12]

275 People were Shit on by Jesus

[MrIdrik]

Why make fun of another religion? I hate it when people do that. Not even saying that I'm a Christian, just in general.

[littlemisterpig]

@MrIdrik Because it's funny?

[MrDoomBringer100]

I thought it was Jack Black on the thumbnail

[icyswordofawesome]

@MrDoomBringer100 I thought it was Eddie Murphy.

[GoGoVengo]

Proves that "mary sue" is not so bad after all.

[brainiac101594]

their keyboardist reminds me of andrew volpe from ludo. 0.0

[madz2013]

I am very religious and I'm actually quite defensive toward my beliefs, but this does not offend me they're just being funny and they have a good point haha

[Rohnny]

My name is Christian, and this is really funny.

[Jdar01]

I'm a Christian, and to be honest, they have a very very good point. Hah!

[hittemhardpar]

How BIG were those 'What would Jesus do?' bracelets. I'm pretty sure they made more money then Tickle Me Elmo and Pokemon combined lol. If one thing is for sure, use Jesus' name in your product and you're almost guaranteed millions!

[imaloony8]

There are three of him... and there's only one of you!

[Paddamtsssj]

274 people think they can beat jesus in a zombie wizard battle

[infectedruination]

3:04 - 3:30 = Best part ;)

[MrHerbalyte]

274 ppl got shit on by god

[austinthebookworm5]

another great parody of the phrase would be 'Man Up' from the Book of Mormon musical :)

[ItsJossh]

@StudioWooo7

Actually he is a combination of many other things, that sad attempt at a troll is about 3 percent of his genetic make up, mad?

[ItsJossh]

@Spartan0491

He's a combination of Shrek and Jack Black

[StudioWooo7]

@ItsJossh I think hes a combination of sperm and egg, trollface.png.

[Spartan0491]

thumbs up if the middle one looks like Jack Black.

[TheGreatRakatan]

Zombie wizard who also knows kung fu.

[Kanzeon87]

Fantastic!!!! :-)

"you're the king of nothing and he's the king of jews" xDDDD

great-great-great!!

[theblockster111]

I'm a zombie wizard too :D

[MrPaultje555]

freaking genius!!

[channygyrl1980]

Lol silly boys lol teeheeheed to that one!

[palindrome7]

Just want to say, it is fantastic that this is the first thing that pops up when you search "what would Jesus do". Just wonderful

[powereggsuper]

Can someone tell me the chords? Heheh, i wanna try playing this in school xD.

[MasterRancisis]

Fucking epic

[CrazedSeal]

272 thought what jesus would do

[thusspokezarathusthr]

somehow i think these guys would be southpark fans

[YoSoyBlankito32]

And Jesus can fly !!! xD