Jeff Dunham - Achmed Jingle Bombs

[akachi100]

I GOT SHOT IN THE ASS BY THE US MILLITRAY

[akachi100]

SILSENCEI KILL YOU

[anjelicabrown112233]

omg this is so funny haha go do your drugs now



[JArrod3862]

1:34



[JArrod3862]

134



[shadow201085]

How'd I get here from a girl having a tantrum.LOL

[TheRrothamer]

i no jeff dunhams old trainer he is my uncle i no him haha losers

[ilovechocolatexxx1]

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead, or I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

[chayannerox4ever]

you racist basterd

[hatergirl227]

I sing jingle bombs like every single day

[champ632]

so funny!

[JJedryka]

My favourite SILENCE (!) night

[KickAssGunn]

YOU RACIST BASTARD!

[12326awesome]

JINGLE BOMBS,funny song

[TheZarre123]

Were did u come from?

From ur fricken suit case!!!

LMFAO

[LaikaMishkaMokiFan]

@TheZarre123 wrong video but its funny

[TheSuperdupersarah]

My Relegious teacher wasnt happy when i sang this :(

[TheZarre123]

@TheSuperdupersarah its ok just say ur parents wanted u to see it

[MrPuffs2000]

So fubny

[kingmarck1]

"I got thru checkpoint A, but not thru checkpoint B, that's when I got shot in the ass by the u.s. military." LOLOL!!!

[twilightsagafan2000]

Cool

[iloveloling100]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[SoulStealer102698]

i love this video!!!

[silwerback224]

hahaha jy is the bomb bra

[DeevaHogestyn]

this is my go to funny!

[Blade6455]

so sad haha he dont no he dose drugs haha

[MyLoveIsDeeFizzy]

Maybe in halo lol and ya my bro dose drugs with guitar dude lol jk

[monkeys1596]

when i first heard him say jingle bombs i thought he said jingle bongs

[noahnynja88]

I sang along!!!!!!1 and I bet u that Jeff found a small skeleton in the junkyard and put levers that connected to his eyebrows and mout after putting a whole in his head XD

[noahnynja88]

@TheViisk Amen

[manuk19]

lol i need a Lyrics of Jingle Bombs

[cheetahgirl2045]

Silence I kill you

[cheetahgirl2045]

Hahahahahahaaaaaaa

[AnthonyLauziere29]

This is freakin hilarious I got shot in the ass by the us military haha luv it

[TheZarre123]

SILINCE

I'LL KILL U

[TheZarre123]

I usto be a man but thx to uncle Sam every time I coff my nuts keeps falling off

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[infamousrocks123]

@TheZarre123 nice spelling!!!

[TheZarre123]

@infamousrocks123 thx

[TheZarre123]

@infamousrocks123  wait do u realy mean it

[polaroidloric]

I kick everyone's ass at everything...except for half that stuff....

[xXBMXBrosXx]

Has anyone notice Achmeds beard. And I kick ur ass at call of duty.

[smurphdabomb]

I can't stop singing it! I hope my friend doesn't call me, I might sing it, she always has the phone on loudspeaker...

[controlfreakpower]

Funny XD

[MHS2k14]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah



[MHS2k14]

fuck you

[TheThuggforlife]

Lol.its funny

[animelover2120]

I sang along to it! :D

[ordealbyfire]

This isn't even funny... How is this dude so goddamn popular. Want real comedy? See: Pablo Francisco

[Wwerocks0981]

*rubs forehead twice* thumbs up if u know what this means

[MegaNyannyannyan]

Thumbs up if you sang along!

[pivot1566]

@MegaNyannyannyan i tried to XD

[swayzefan02]

Funny

[megan28641]

thank you guitar guy go back stage and do your drugs now merry christmas

roflmao :D

[TheViisk]

Im watching this still in 2012 ............ So freaking funny

[grace1414]

@TheViisk i know right?

[lmaobillyeah]

haha he do drugs he dont know >:D

[conmeno83]

i'll kill u ........if u don't thumb up

[jaderounder]

r some reason i keep thinkin he sayin bongs

[BlackStarSwiftie]

@jaderounder Probably because ventriloquists have to substitute sound with similar ones. N will sound like M, G will sound like B. You must be listening very carefully, but most people don't.

[hayhay9942]

"I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off!"

[deltaman221]

what are the lirycs plz??

[SuperLove014]

this is asomwed

[BeautyBarbie4623]

Achmed" he don't know he does drugs" lol my favorite part

[airsoftcreeperz]

Achmed is the best

[TheAndrewtitanic]

1:51 ok at halo

[TheAndrewtitanic]

thumbs up if your in iraq and you like it

[LinkinLogg1]

No, no. Is Achmed. Chch chhchhchh.

[XxSpudsonxX]

not funny, can't even spell ahmed right

[kamescool111]

lol

[666slipmaiden1]

@RunescapeHullFanatic You are right

[Jesusfreak10176]

sounds like bongs not bombs

[huliganen53]

Guitar Guy is Synyster Gates dad

[smg0717]

ACHMED! Your a beast! I LOVE THISSS

[kamescool111]

im so getting this as my ring tone and on my mp3

[SuperStorm120]

He got shot in the asshole LOL!!!

[Those2EpicGirls]

1098 people got shot in the ass

[OtakuFangirlZ]

And my favorite. SILINCE! night.

[conroid000]

Bin Ladin is coming to towwwwwnnnnnn

HOLY CRRAAAAP

SILENCE NIGHT

[SLASHxSkIlLs]

hahahahahaha

[venhelsing9]

SILINCE!!!! night thumbs up if thats ur fave part

[MsNarusakufan]

I use to be a man!

But every time i cough,

Thanks to uncle Sam,

My nuts keep fallin' off!!! LOL :)

[gabar40]

Wiked he the best but takn mike out of islam you gunno pay bad for that

[bartimen14]

what is the title of this racist song?

[lovediaz34]

U got killed in the military hahahahahahahaha keep it up

[OnlyMatrixofFury11]

831 people got shot in the ass

[fwe364]

jajajjajjajja



[TheMJlover449]

Oh wow! So funny XD

[Paranormalrocker13]

Lol I luv achmed he is the best dead terrorist I know

[BlackSakuraShinigami]

You racist bastard <.< xD

[truenezz]

is so funy

[poppixie411]

Omg really person below me if your so stupid to not c that Jeff dunham is a ginous than your suffering from extreme brain damage

[mazin5171]

Yea ur full of shit Mohummed is the the last messenger of Allah and u will go to hell because u said that hopefully u convert to Islam because in the end u will die and go to hell next time u say shit like that I will bash u got it

[alyssathe1st]

i NEVER NOTICED HE HAD A BIERD

[RockNRollLover11]

What is the guitar guy singin` at 1:28 ?

[BoyBoyCandy]

*Guitar instrumental*

YOU RACIST BARSTARD

[dlwitness]

831 Will have Jingle bombs.

[valostensen]

its christmas and im waching this

[64marmaduke]

He (ACHMED) is immitating bin laden i think

[stiliqn007]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I KILL UUU

[loveupopcorn12345]

@arkpeace14 Ahhaa' Lol Good One;)xx

[suckacockable]

i used to be a man, but every time i cough, thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling off! my bombing days are done, i need to fight some work, perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk! OOO Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, i think i got screwed, dont laugh at me because im dead or I KEEEL YOUUUU!!!!

[suckacockable]

dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan, for christmas in iraq! i got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B,

thats when i got shot in the ass by the US Military!Jingle bombs jingle bombs, mine blew up you see, where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me? Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, US soldiers shot me dead, the only thing that i have left is this towel up on my head!

[superkassidy1]

I Love Achmed!



[blastshook]

this is funny wath a caplte F

[HotblondTehee]

WOOW he is just like Comedian "Kivork"... Jeff And Kivork are both AMAZING if you ever watch them ~$♥♥

[Torca123]

thumbs up if u click ''snowflake'' while achmed was singing

[MrHoiHey]

lol

[sgmaf981]

like for achmed instead of walter

[TheLameJosh]

SILENCE! Night.. Lol

[nanoprotech1]

i love this character, he is so damn funny....and so is Jeff.

[brightcolours234]

LOLOL

[roxylovesyou123456]

Love it!!!

[kitkat101136]

like if your watching this in christmas 2011:) <3

[Littlemandude11]

@kitkat101136 Nope! it is now 2012!!

[Stinkyhaloplayer1]

@kitkat101136 i always wanted to say this, Like if your watching this in 2012

[GavarellNexen]

Never gets old XD

It's amusing to see how many people get all butthurt over it, calling it prejudice when I have friends from iraq that all think it's freakin hilarious.

[TheNeverGiveUp98]

Does jeff do all the talkign?!

[Closestt]

@TheNeverGiveUp98 yes

[mochr123]

@TheNeverGiveUp98 yeah. it would be really strange if the puppets started talking all on their own. it would be cool, but freaky at the same time.

[basicfailures1015]

Omg I luv this song and so do all the kids

In my class...Lol!!

[caleykidisagleek]

I sometimes forget Achmed is actually Jeff Dunham......

[imasipmoscato]

@caleykidisagleek me to lol

[hannahrubin100]

Funny as hell man!! Doin great!! We love!!

[RunescapeHullFanatic]

I heard a rumour somewhere that 'guitar guy' is Synster Gates' (Avenged Sevenfold guitarist) Dad!

Can anyone confirm this? :S

[ts00321604]

I used to be a man, but everytime i called, thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling off. my bombing days are done, i need to find some work, perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store nut clerk, oohhh jingle bombs jingle boms, i think i got screwed, don't laugh at me because i dare, or I Kill You..... I KILL YOU

[ts00321604]

Dashing through the sun, with a bomb straps to my back, I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq. I got through Checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B, Thats when I got shot in the ass by the US millitary. Ooohhh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, Mine blew opuc(not sure), Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me. Oooww Jingle bombs jinglbe bombs, your soldier shot me dead, all i have left is this towel on my head. well thats all i get to write with the word restrict

[MrJakeTheSnake3034]

Ok maybe in halo

[TheGracieryan]

Oh holy crap. I think he f*cked his mom ;3

[DukelyandSusan]

This skit is so twisted that I want to audition for the Piano Woman position in the show! Maybe Achmand could lay across my baby grand & serenade me!!!! No pay requested!!!!

[MasterJET717]

"Hehehe What's that XBox game Guitar Hero, I kick your ass." lololol

[95dohnuteater59]

skip to 2:20

[95dohnuteater59]

some one ppost the lyrics now !

[annamoca9]

:) cute

[MrDany9912]

hahahah

[2foxlover]

Achmade bombed the dislikers:D

[googy020]

Yeah. Keep going Jeff and Achmade.

[Meilchoir]

Forget*

[Meilchoir]

@brogdon1000 I'm gonna sing this song to Santa when he comes down my chimney

*Santa* Forgot getting presents you naughty bastard!

[marwansalam]

SILENCE night



[brogdon1000]

Im gonna sing this song on Christmas eve in 2011

[turtles680]

Fucking awesome

[TrueBiizy]

hahahaha...EPIC! :)

[swfu2roblox]

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks

[glitterplanet101]

He's. So. Helo. Ass. Funny. Lol

[stymie00]

I Keel You! Jeff Dunham is awesome.

[ronaldhino1fan]

yayayaya we know your watching this in 2011

[darklink546]

funny part is 4:34



[rockinturdmeister]

achmed is funny as hell

[95grimmjowfan]

Achmed is funny!! LOL!!

[98777isawesome]

push 2 to get to the song

[cmoney697969]

822 terrorist dislike this Video



[Kita9532]

@cmoney697969 ????

[TheBielieber4life]

I WANT TO LISTEN TO SILENCE.............night

[fowl444]

you dummy

[Starsnap4]

1:31- YOU RACIST BASTARD!!! XDD

[ICEMAN25ak]

Hahaha funny vid

[TheNessymarie]

lol my cousins came to my house, bought me a santa claus hat and forced me to sing christmas songs, when we got bored we started singing jingle bombs :p

[CaptinDuke]

10 million views that more then child porn

[essendonFC4eva]

You racist bastard

[Babylover239]

Thanks to uncle Sam every time I cough my nuts keep falling off lmfao lmfao

[billybob2341000]

SILENCE!! ME KILL YOU!

[Billi3jr]

@therealhoudini ... "imma" Is slang!!! It's already not a word so how the hell are you going to try to correct someone's slang by defying it? Lol

Anyway this video is funny!!!

[mybabydevyn]

@Billi3jr Grammar nazi T_T

[xXLunamiawXx]

"You know that Xbox game.. Guitar hero - Haha!! i'll kick your ass *Guitar solo* okay... maybe at Halo" Jeff... you are a genius.. and Achmed too xD

[arkpeace14]

lol my friend (who is from pakistan) sent me a video about tacos (because im mexican) so i sent him this through facebook and said "look i found your national anthem.!"

[ashfi1994]

@arkpeace14

Ahahahahaha. Not really funny.

Pakistan gets bombed every day by the USA, and civilians die every week as a result of such bombs.

[MrVictory1200]

watch this 10 time and still laugh

[mej0j0]

LOOOOOL AWESOME :D

[senesful]

it woud to better if it was: Jingle bombs jingle boms i thik i got screwed, where are all the virgins that bin laden promessed me :D