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  • It's cool watching your old videos :D

  • A security guard stuck his finger up my ass to check for a bomb.

  • um phil you do know thats your girl friend right? so then whats with the prostitute joke in the vid

  • side bar lol. its been a long time

  • I'm so distracted by the girl in the video :(

  • Lol his girlfriend was crackin' up in the background

  • Bout two years ago me and my sister were comin home from ireland and the guy in Dublin said we could stamp our passports cos we had to go through customs there and the douchebag on the other side as in america made us go through again cos the Irish guy didn't have a clue as to what he was doing

  • is that hilary duff?

    

  • R u gonna hav sex wit tht grl?

  • @imeet100 he already did

  • Who was the chick in the bed? She looks kinda fit :P

  • I was walking down the road and some guy drove his bike in my balls when a other guy knocked me down

  • I was walking down the street in my small town and some kid threw I fire cracker at me. So I threw a rock at his face.

  • @proceo12 how about the booby bomber? ;p

  • There was a supposable gunman in the airport so my flight was delayed 6 hours why they were looking for him. It was a fuck head shooting off bottle rockes all over the fucking place.

  • your a douche. you screw over contest winners. i used to like you but now i just dispise you

  • 15 years old, flying back from denver to kansas city, nothing should be hard about that, except for the fact that i was at an anime convention in denver and thus had a little pin on cat tail, so insted of asking me to take the pin out i was bum rushed by airport security.

  • wow..... lets talk shit about ray william johnson then copy his shit..........just cause he is doin ur mom

  • @josebatista888 For Christ's sake, I like Phil and Ray. But PHIL HAS BEEN HERE 2 YEARS LONGER THAN RAY!

  • lol like halfway in the video i noticed the girl behind him...

  • brett

  • anyone else get an error when you tried to watch the MSNBC vid?

  • @Fresh834 n-ee1 ellss thnk ur ghey LAWL EVREE1

  • i love how the ad for this vid is hotline lol

  • I wore "Tripp Pants" to an airport . bad fucking idea if you dont know those type of pant are covered in aluminum chains and metal. and sense that was my reg attire i pad no attention. and i was tooken the the side and they did that "softcore strip tease" but the patted me down it was hell.

  • phil ? whose that hotty in your bed ?

  • 282 people are terrorists

  • Real Carlinism there dude.  Fucking awesome.

  • I'm 13. My grandparents snuck my blanket from when I was 2 an a stuffed pink rabbit in my CARRY ON BAG I also had a bottle of sand (souvioner) so the security think it's a big knife. They open the bag and remove the blanket and stuffed rabbit in front of about 30 people before finding the sand. My grandparents made me look like a ?!$);/! Retard

  • i went to the dominican last year. as i was going through the metal detector/scanner i started beeping.. security made me take off my bra because of the metal underwire.

  • i used to carry my legos in those old bionicle tubes

    then one day at the air port everyone in the security lineup starts

    to freek out!!

    they thought the tubes with lego in them was a bomb

    and i probobly would have been shot if my mom hadn t

    stepped in and explained.

  • i live in wisconsin and i say anywhos maybe 30 times per day

  • Phill is the most awsome guy on youtube hands down!

  • Well me and my friend was walking down the road and a car goes by suuuuuuupppeeerrrr fast and she starts SCREAMIN and I'm like huh and I look up and these people meant to hit the mail box with guess wat .. Won of those pony heads on a stick and they pulled over to explain and a van full of guys smashing mailboxes offers us a ride home so we ran

  • the prostitute refused to get out of the frame

  • The taxi driver took a wrong turn and we had to go back and we got stuck in traffic

  • i was at jfk eaten a sandwich and the person who annonced the flight is boarding was speaking spanish

  • I think someone made a movie about that.

  • @cjSensation is that a good thing?

  • dude tend to ur gf ;)

  • The guy that handled your bagage?f

  • Softcore striptease through the metal detector... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • i am on the watch list and im 14

  • How ironic that he was saying Viacom sucks so long ago. Now, we all know just how much they suck!!

  • Your girlfriend looks bored :D

  • I just saw on the new about a week ago about a blind woman who was traveling from Vancouver to Florida. There was a schedule stop in Chicago, she was supposed to be guide from the plane to her connecting flight. The flight attendant told her to wait until the other passenger left the plane and they would be back for her. Instead they forgot about her and locked her on the plane all by herself, began to call out but no one heard her. By luck a maintenance man came onboard and found her.

  • Is that a pokemon on your the background?

  • we waited in a half mile line for about an hour in L.A. and then they told us we didn't have to wait in t AND THEN they took another hour to screen our bags AND we almost missed our flight because of it

  • best travel story is when I was five years old and walking with my older brother. Some guy drove onto the other side of the road just to splash us with a massive puddle so my brother walked up to the guy who had to stop at the stop light just yards away and smashed his window..... brotherly love

  • NEVER TAKE THE BUS

  • linkie no workie

  • What the actual fuck?

    Did you just say 'Come over to my house, I'll make you spaghetti'?

    Where the shit did that come from? I sprayed my cereal all over the place at that D:

  • i wish i was there XD ur gf is soooo hot!!!

  • @mayosa666 she surprisingly is

  • somebody was bz that night XD

  • whats wrong with wisconsin phil

  • i had a CTSA guy hand search a bag of a friend of mine who was in front of me to "make sure nothing goes tick tick boom." he also looked like Jack nickelson.

  • The first time I took the train home for University a few km before my stop someone lied down on the tracks, and we had to what an hour for him to be pronounced died. It was just really morbid.

  • just get a private jet motherfuckers!!! security is a gate you punch a 4-digit code into!!!!

  • i think you forget not everyone is a faggy rich barstard :)

  • sweet

  • superb

  • nipple piercings lol haha

  • lmao nice prostitute

  • Once I left the airport and went home to find a random bra in my bag...and there was gum stuck to it....

  • dude you'r im geussing seh's you'r gf but she looks sooo bored and not very intrested in what you'r saying. but i you make me laugh alot phil keep it up

  • Online BANTER. Click my site....HILARIOUS.

  • The links on all of Phil's videos just take you to the sxephil homepage. Anyone else have this problem? It sucks.

  • @Rocoluke27 Video is almost a year old. Links are probably gone.

  • @hwtpants almost 2 years old

  • i was going to england an of cours i sett next to the old ppl and arebs and the screaming baby i coud ef killd those ppl worst flyt ever

  • Fuck you for typing like that.

  • @F4k3F1ND3R like what???

  • lol at 1:50

  • YAY VIACOM SUCKS VIDS!

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  • Haha

    TWO BAGS! Not one, TWO BAGS!

  • when you said nipple peircings your gf smiled

  • 4 some reason your GF in the back just doesn't feel rigth, & I'm not hating I mean do u get me? : \

  • ha ha... I know what you mean. I felt the same way when watching. Maybe it's because she seems bored and like she just wants him to shut up already.

  • i was like 10 and i had some school supplies in my back pack and they pulled me aside used a metal detector on my and confiscated the scissors and pencil sharpener in my bag and i was freaking 10

  • held me in immigration for over 3hrs, then just when i thought they i could finally leave, sent me to a room to search my bags a second time, and said "I know im and asshole but im going to take everything out of your bags then leave it so you can put it all back, oh did you have a nice flight?, where are you from by the way?" makes me never want to fly again

  • dude.muni in the citry sucks ass.

  • Btw, the tags for the video in the 'more info' box are 'california' 'gay' 'love'

    Jus' sayin'

    Great vids.

  • dude the only thing i was thinking about the whole clip was WHO IS THAT GIRL IN THE BACK!!! I DUNNO WHY BUT IT BUGS ME SO MUCH AND I WANA KNOW I WANA KNOW I WANA KNOWW!!!! so ya i didnt really here or understand half the clip cause thats when the girl popped up :D

  • his gf/alleged prostitute

  • I hadn't flown commercial aviation in many years since 2001 because I would fly myself (civil aviation). Then I flew for the first time last year and I had no idea idea about all the stupid new rules at airport security.

    Look, terrorists aren't retarded. If they really want to attack the airports again, they will - regardless of whatever silly rules TSA puts in place.

  • i was at the airport and this guy tackled me cause i had taped road flares in my bag

  • once when i was coming back from my parent's house, my dad thought it would be funny to put a lighter and pocket knife SOMEWHERE in my bag..... thanks dad

  • they took my safety scissors=[

  • that is just....too cute :']

  • Love how Linz in the background can barely keep a straight face at some points.

  • After arriving at America, I got pulled into a back room to answer some questions. They asked me if I was in any way involved with Nazi Germany. I'm fucking 15! WHAT DA FUCK?

  • Haha we do say anywhose! I do a lot!!!! Wisconsin just sux like that

  • I got held up for 30 minutes in Israel while i was in a hurry. Aparently for a screw that looked like a bullet.

  • lol the prostitute

  • hey phil you were in new york the same time as me.

  • i was just about to get on a plane and they showed the hudson river plane crash on the tv in the terminal. there was no sound so all we knew was that a plane had crashed.

    real comforting.

  • lmfao who is that girl wtf XDDDDDD

  • @omfgitsmelmelxD its his girlfriend, lindsey

  • i don't have a bad travel story but my uncle was on flight 1549 the one from NY to Charlotte, NC and crashed in the Hudson River

  • good i hope he died

  • i like how he say "i was about to say plainat like 2:54 then he goes and says it anyway.....and i just realized how sad it is i noticed that.

  • i crashed in somalia

  • I know this is super old, but anyway... back in Sept I was at the airport to go to school in Cardiff and my first bag was under 50, so it was free. and my second bag [which was also free] was over weight by 20lbs, and instead of charging me the $50 fee like the policy said the NIGHT BEFORE they said it had changed and charged me $150.

    Oh. and they also got pissy about a snow globe of the empire state building.

  • Worst experience I've had, taking a plane from London to Houston, having the plane randomly drop 500 feet over New Orleans. The water I was drinking spilled on my Nintendo DS. Then we finally got to Houston after they went back up and said "It is safe now, I am sorry but we had a TINY amount of turbulence." When I got to Houston, I went to board my plane for San Diego, but it left because our plane was slow. Then we waited for 2 hours for the next one, which took an extra 4 hours to come.

  • Flying from NY to Santiago, Chile. The flight left New York and had engine trouble. Stopped in Miami for 12 hrs. While over Cuba, the engine failed again. Continued to Buenos Aires Argentina. 12 hrs in Argentina. Then on to Chile. Worse for the UK citizens, it was during the Falklands War! They were not back on the flight to Chile the next day. :o

  • haha i'm from wisconsin and i never realized that other people DON'T say anywhose...

  • If she was wearing the same ring it was pierced with then she would need pliers to remove it.

  • greyhound. 4 days. no air con for 1200 miles and the bathroom door didn't stay shut my mp3 player ran out no more cash and i ran out of food lmfao it sucked, plus-- the guy really sat next to the bathroom and the bus was almost empty he looked like a hobo/psychopath >_>

  • hahahahahhh nice prostitute

  • My bad story is that one time going to Mexico i left my bag on a truck/van and but it was the bag with 3 laptops, 2 ipods and ALL our cash

  • OH I KNOW PHIL!

  • i had to go to cal from id an i had to go all the way to salt lake city an then back to cal

  • whos that chick in the back?

  • his gf

  • Phils girlfriend

  • i saw this thread that was started by this woman that said that phil raped her than covered it up and i was like... wtf, that just proves that some people are batshit crazy

  • last year I was in Arizona, and I had an aweful dream about our plane crashing on the way home, and we all died. My mom and I spent the next week on edge and didn't calm down until we got into the airport at home.

    As stupid as it was, it was stressful. Therefore, it sucked.

  • lol I like how you can tell how she thinks stuff is funny sometimes

  • I've flown so much over the last few years, being a disabled passenger and there isn't a single trip I don't have some completely outragous horrible experiance at the airport. way too many to write out for you though. But wanted to add my name to the list of people who get treated like shit. you can tell ive been hastled so much as I travel with see through lugage, flip flops instead of real shoes so on so forth in advance to airport bullshit..

  • my first time on a plane was in august i live in jersey n i went down 2 georgia...the plane i was supposed to be on broke...i was sitting in the airport frm 10AM to 930PM waiting to go see my family i hadnt seen in years...then on the flight back i broke my brandnew bracelet and had 2 wait in the airport for an hour because my ride home decided not to leave until my plane actually landed

  • i was on a train, walking into the bathroom, wen the train lurched, nocking my arm into the toilet, covering it in... waste

  • 2 years ago i was in Heathrow airport and had to strip in front of my class... i'm a dude i was 15.... life sucks some times

  • The prostitute kept laughing, damn prostitute.

  • that is the reson u will never have agirl friend and end to be a 60 year old virgin,

    thats his fucking girlfriend something u might never know about

  • says the kid flaming on the internet, kid chill it was a joke i don't even see how you could think that, that wasn't a joke dumb ass.

  • kid???? how fucking old are you man,, seriusly dude fuck off

  • You have some problems. So far I've seen that you use fuck in ever sentence that you use. Also that you have anger issues. and talk like a douche bag saying stuff like "man" and "dude" so stfu and also I'm 24 go back to preschool kid.

  • O,o

    Do u have A.D.D?

  • Tell ur buddy in the background to take off the wig.

  • a girlfreind? n ever woulda thought

  • how the hell is that in the backgroung ? a hooker?

  • lullz, thts his girlfreind

  • his girlfrend is a hooker?

  • I don't know why I'm commenting cuz this was a long time ago but I just had to shre this. I was coming home from a friend's birthday dinner in London and a bunch of chavs flew past in their car and one chucked an onion at me. AN ONION. Thankfully it missed, lmfao. I've also had them throw an apple at me before that which hit me in the temple on the way home from the shops. Good times, good times.

  • First time flying a few years ago. Flight to Japan from Florida (yea, I know. Fucking Florida. Am I'm from there.) Anyway. Two suitcases full of supplies for a year overseas. These terror inducing items included saline solution and body wash. The airport security opened both bags and proceeded to swab down every item with an over-sized Q-Tip and then test said Q-Tip for... whatever. To EVERY ITEM. Took all two hours of the pre-flight check-in. Anyway. I missed my flight because of this.

  • I'm actually a month (or a year) late with this, but I have to do the travel story thing....

    There's so many of those stories, but the most memorable one is once when I was in Amsterdam Airport on my way to Bristol, to attend the funeral of a really good friend. So I went to my gate, they took my boarding pass and let me through, then I sat there waiting for an hour. Suddenly I hear them calling my fucking name on the speakers! Your luggage is now being unloaded etc etc. I go WTF?

  • So I look at it, and the flight I'm waiting for is apparently not the flight I'm supposed to be on, and MY flight is about a terminal away and they're unloading my luggage because I'm late! EVEN though those idiots let me into the waiting lounge by taking through my frickin' boarding pass. Basically I made the flight but that was NOT fun.

  • when i was 13 the stupid securiy people wouldn't approve that i was underage because i didn't have a photo id and im really tall. then i got patted down and the security guy grabbed my balls. WTF?

  • i love how lindsey(yeah, i can't spell) is sitting in the background like laughing at you=]]

  • Yeah, that's funny Jackie, lol, she's laughing at him :)

  • i have numorous storys cus i live in germany and fly alot heres the best recent one, ok A MESSED UP STUPID STORY we were bringing my dog from minneosta to germany and we are checking our bags in and the lady is looking at the kennle he will be in and shes like "This kennle is not acceptable" we are like wtf we have used it when flying before and shes like "Its screws are plastic not metal" we are like WTF WE HAVE USED IT BEFORE!?! we had to buy a new kennle and get rid of the old one

  • im an arabic person. so ive had a lot of shit happen to me at the airport. when i was thirteen and i was flying back home from visiting my dad, i hugged my dad before i left. Someone saw this and they though my dad might have slipt me something when he hugged me. So i got pull outside the line to enter the plane and they had me searched again in front of everyone. it was fuckin retarded

  • That my friend is alqueda's fault you can go kick their asses plz. because of them every hill billy in america thinks all arabs are terrorists

  • I was held up at Singapore airport for 9 hours due to a engine failure. When we was finally allowed back on the plane we found out that a twig had got caught in something and caused some emergency turn off button to stop the engine from working. Which got me thinking. Airline companys employ people fly us 35000ft in the air, and they cant spot a twig? And what if the emergancy shut of thing was activated during flight?

  • Well... to start, you don't really have to worry about twigs at 35,000. Secondly, the twig had probably been sucked into the engine. This could cause failure. If for example, a bird hit the engine in midflight, the pilots would do what they are trained to do. Planes are built to fly, and a fully loaded 747 at 35,000 can glide for a long ways. In fact, if you have slight engine problems, you can stop em, and restart again half an hour later.

  • Ahaha yeah i musta sounded like a right cock, twigs at 35,000 ft LMAO.

    And i didnt know that about the engines to be honest! Learn something new everyday, thank you (:

  • my bigger question to your story is this: these airlines employ these people, they fly us at 35,000 feet on a contraption built by the lowest bidder, and somehow, of all the things that could keep this large object from leaving the ground, a twig, a small stick is going to hinder this large object from achieving its purpose for being built. kinda reminds me of riding a skateboard, only to be knocked off the board by a small pebble on the sidewalk...

  • haha i like how ur gf is just sitting there in the background

  • lol the chick in the bg was all bored

  • i was suposed to go on a fligth to visit my familly it was booked a month before there was a new rule a 20 dollar fee for unacompanied minors and apprently we didnt bring 20 extra dollars so we had to go back home then we came there yesterday with 20 dollars and they didint ask about and they let us on LMAO dumb ass southwest airlines

  • Bought a 3000$ armani suit in Italy and it was taken away because it was "stolen" Didnt get it back

  • ok, this isn't a terrible travel incident, in fact it's just the opposite. I think it is incredible awesome how Japanese airports have these air puff bomb detectors. I just feel kinda bad if you just happened to have a bomb on you which would then cause it to explode if you went through it. =-(

  • ha ha i am from Wisconsin, and i definatley do not say "anywhos"

  • can i ask you something?------> how do u make ur video like so good like with all the titles and stuff

    me and my friend wana make something like ur show and we wana make it good

  • When i went to thailand last year, my return flight was delayed by 16 FUCKING hours. My aunt spent the time going to every single bar, getting progressively more and more shitfaced, coz thats aparently what we Aussies do when bored. Being that i am underage, i had no choice but to eat bagels, coz that's all they seemed to sell in the damn place. By the time our flight got in and we were allowed to board, i was ready to kill me some asian. Fucking HORRIBLE

  • When we were off on a surfing holiday my brother peeked through the flaps at the end of the luggage roller and saw a luggage handler standing on top of our boards, all of which were in board bags covered in FRAGILE tape! Douche!

  • i was walking home and this car drives by and the guy in the back threw a milkshake at me.

  • my worst trip was this summer when i was going from portugal to germany but we stopped in spain and the flight was good until spain but then when we arrived we had to change planes and we had to change planes 4 times! and we got 6 hours later.

  • xD your girlfriend in the back was probably thinking: "holy crap, phil, cut the shit and JUMP ME"!!!

    even though you're probably never gonna read this because you're mailbox might be exploding, but still: great show man, I've just seen it for the first time about three days ago, and I can't figure out how it took so long. U should do stand up. (does he do stand up?)

  • coming back from turkey to canada, the customs officer put me in a special room and search ed all the shit i had. for an hour

  • I was coming back from Philly, by myself. This was the first time I flew by myself, all right. Well, our flight was a 7pm flight. So, about 9:45pm, Airtran canceled our flight. So, I had no money to get a hotel room for the night, because I was only 17. Had to deal with getting a new flight scheduled for the morning, calling my parents to let them know and also find a place to sleep..in the airport. Best. Trip. Ever. Oh, they lost my luggage on the way home. Moral of the story: Airtran sucks.

  • my family was coming back from the middle east from a religious trip, on the way back to chicago we had to stop in new york, where my dad was pulled over by the FBI and interrogated.

  • HEY ASSHOLE, I'M FROM WISCONSIN!

    Anywhoos..nice video

  • Just yesterday I crossed to seattle from Vancouver to go to PAX but I was pulled over and I had to sign documents with border protection. It took me 3 hours to wait and every border agent was either tired or just being a douche by questioning me being an Asian-Canadian with a BMW. They stormed my car and messed up my luggage that i packed for almost 15 hours. Then I had to repack then one of the agents said "sir you're gonna have to move along to leave that parking spot for that guy right there"

  • I think I saw the hooker pick her nose!

  • i wa traveling across the country, to make a long story short, they lost all my friends luggage and left us in texas for 2 days.

  • your girlfriend looks so interested.