Call it

[LovelesEntertainment]

next time you wound yourself put tape over it

[chosentonessournotes]

@FlushyCreations Yeah, but the difference between slowbeef and this guy is that slowbeef is actually entertaining. This was just... There.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

Eh, this is one of the weaker retspuraes. Never once laughed, though they weren't given much to work with. The original vid is bad due to blandness, whereas most of the others are bad due to ridiculosness. Kinda hard to mock something that's just flat-out boring.

[PTp1ranha]

@GoRedskinsAndWizards I don't know, I thought they had some funny things to say. But I'm sure that one of the ones I think aren't as impressive is enjoyed by someone else.

[mattthehatt99]

that stitch was cool.....according to the game

[1CrazyFoxx1]

I actually watched the LP, wasn't that bad

[FlushyCreations]

I liked that slowbeef commented on the guy leaving the "put your wrist strap on" screens in, when they're in like every single video of his Corruption LP.

[mrmorozov9]

Sorry, there's currently no vaccines for this LP.

[AirConditioner23]

FFS = For Fuck's Sake.

[randoguy101]

"I think he just stabbed that guy in the chest trying to bandage him"

[TheRsMuffin]

doctor butterfingers

[RyuLoki]

So, this is a video, about someone else's video, and they are pretending they have criticism for it?

Meh, to each their own.

[Freek314]

@RyuLoki Ever heard of Mystery Science Theater 3000?

[Windtrouser]

@RyuLoki I'm not sure I quite understand this concept of "pretending to have criticism"

[RyuLoki]

@Windtrouser Criticism is usually given by critics, or people who are giving their opinnion on someone's work (even more so, if it's directed to the person for the purpose of helping them improve.) However, this is a video, tryin' to make fun of another video. (from what I can gather.) I listened to *most* of it the first time, and if it's a joke or somethin', I don't get it. But, these people aren't givin' any criticism to the original video, yet try to make sound as if they are.

[Windtrouser]

@RyuLoki Directing criticism at someone in order to make them improve is called constructive criticism.

Criticism is passing judgement. They are judging the guy in this video, because he makes shitty let's plays.

Besides, this isn't marked as a critical video. Almost everything you said was your own warped interpretation.

[Judgementxxx]

@RyuLoki you don't really get what there doing, do you.

[RobGrix]

Isn't FFS stand for "For Fuck's Sake" ?

[NezumiTheMouse]

there are BAD camera lps and then there are there's this witch is at lest 1/2 way watchable

[1CrazyFoxx1]

i watched this lp, it's not too bad

[lich109]

@1CrazyFoxx1 you have to remember, they're from something awful, where you have to have really good technical quality.

Incidently, camcording you tv is a stupid idea, unless you look up videos on how to do it correctly.

[EyeInTriangle1]

Does anyone thing Diabeetus sounds like the cop from reno 911 that wears those shorts?

[fishsandwichpatrol]

jesus christ is that idiot actually doing a tutorial in a LP? christ

[nrevelations777]

You guys should get Cr1TiKaL to commentate with you.

[TheRandomnessofAandP]

FFS means for fuck's sake

[Icerama108]

The final operation of this game is giving Sarah Palin a brain, the twist ending is that giving Sarah Palin a brain is impossible.

[MidnaKoopa]

Man, Slowbeef was on a roll in this video.

[GeneralBolas]

Final Fantasy fans are the reason why the series keeps going. Final Fantasy fans are the reason why the series hasn't been good since FF7, and more than half of the games in the series came out after that one. Final Fantasy fans are the reason why Square-Enix can make shitty games that sell huge.

So I've got no problem with Spoony telling people to take a box cutter to these unthinking sheeple who swallow any crap fed to them with the title "Final Fantasy".

[fatmanfiftythousand]

@GeneralBolas Spoony got owned by Maffew, so I tend not to pay attention to what he says.

[lich109]

@GeneralBolas so why are the games bad? I've watched that shitty review, and it was more painfull than any Jrpg ever was, mainly because he is a complete hypocrite, and the whole review was nothing more than a guy bitching about what he didn't like. Come back when you have enough objective reasons to prove it's a bad game.

[TheToast7]

@GeneralBolas Spoony isn't that funny, and he's an arrogant snob.

Also, have you ever considered that FF fans like the games because they like them, not because they're "sheeple?" Honestly, you elitists need to learn that liking things is not a competition, it's just about having fun.

[evilaj2010]

@GeneralBolas First of all, FF7 is a overrated piece of shit, but hey if you like the game then more power to you my it's my opinion that the game is NOT that great. Second of all, there are different fan bases of FF so you can't judge that they are all the same. Last but not least, Spoony is a arrogant, hypocritical and egotistical piece of shit who thinks that he is beyond from everyone. His ego shows it.

[baconkong]

@GeneralBolas

I like how you call other people sheep but you can't form your own opinion without Spoony telling you.

[mawknation]

@GeneralBolas If you gotta use the word "sheeple" to articulate a point I think you need to stop and rethink it.

Extra points for being an internet kid with unfulfillable fantasies of violence against people with certain opinions! One day you'll go super saiyan and show them once and for all who the real internet sparkle-brain is, I promise.

[armhand97]

Well, considering who's voice is doing the tutorial, it's not a complete waste of time

[NostalgiaCriticAnim1]

@armhand97 I actually kinda feel sorry for Wendee Lee for being indrectly involved with this LP

[pyramidheadkitten9]

this guy would somehow find a way to accidentally kill his patients after doing a complicated band aid procedure.

[MephilesTheDarker]

His Super Paper Mario LP is a lot better. For one, he doesn't use a camcorder. He actually captures the game.

[blader09111]

FFS means for fuck sakes

[hibber25]

ffs = for fuck's sake

[RottenEggCreations]

Retsupurae Making horrible videos watchable.

[SpotxSpot]

Ah, Raikou... he's come a long way. His Mario Galaxy LP is actually pretty decent.

[BurntFrost]

Apparently no one else noticed that Dr Camcorder sounds like Spoony.

[Rvshem]

@BurntFrost Spoony used to be cool, don't insult him so!

[BurntFrost]

@Rvshem You're right, he did used to be cool. But seriously, telling people to cut up Final Fantasy fans with a box-cutter puts him on the same level of Dr. Camcorder, M.D.

[SSFIITHDRemix]

@Rvshem Actually he does sometimes tends to be a bitch so fuck him.

[Jetblast01]

@Rvshem Spoony is a banhappy crazy bastard...likes to flat out bash (not criticize anymore) while can't take any criticism.

[JP317]

After watching that tutorial I think I'm ready to be a surgeon, well I can cut people open then sew up the huge hole I made in their chest anyway.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

"These two doctors are Marcus Vaughn and Valerie Blalock."

Thanks, chief. It's not like the game gives us any indication what their names are.

[XeOfGreed]

oh ffs

[WakerOfWinds]

Soooo according to this game, a doc must cut ppl open, then sow it back and then tape it, and ppl are allrite?

The Wii is MARVELOUS!

[NeverForgetWizet]

Can you bring this LP back to life?

[MidnaKoopa]

"I'm sorry I, uh, left a gaping hole in your chest, Mr. Johnson."

You guys really are hilarious..... And the way I worded that might make me sound sarcastic, so just making sure you know I'm serious.

[deepshockonYT]

This is precisely why I stopped LPing games after the 10th one I did, months ago, and why none of them have seen the light of YT. Until I get a capture card even my best ones are likely to turn out looking this bad.

[deepshockonYT]

@deepshockonYT Well, I could LP PC games and the like but I'm not really going to any time soon.

[mawknation]

Is it just not common knowledge that things like capture cards exist? There's no good reason to use a camcorder instead, unless you're absolutely broke.

[SenseiLeRoof]

CLEAR! CLEAR!

CLEAR! This LP from the memories of all of YouTube!

[BrookIynRage]

Lol, I actually thought ffs meant final fantasy sucks too when I first heard it

[WVI]

"For Fuck's Sake"

I'm not sure how that was relevant to it taking place in Alaska, though.

[badxradxandy]

I love Retsupurae, It's like MST3k for shitty video game youtube videos.

[SotarV2]

Sweet flares bro

[Bennysblood]

im subed to raikurider.....he talks like a fag....

[Sye909]

This guys the "Dr.Nick" of lets plays.

" Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg. "

[p3ngu1n48]

thank god sandwiches that wasnt a real person

[TheSteakJustice]

I am so glad this guy wasn't the one cutting me open a few days ago.

[Polterguist666]

Hello my viewers, and welcome to a new series...

Did anyone think that he sounded too proud there?

[EthVortexShield]

@Polterguist666

I kind-of imagine he's wearing a crown, cape flowing in the wind standing at a ornate and lavishly decorated podium announcing it triumphantly to his thousands of subscribers, who cheer jubiliously.

[protonmonkey]

Ahh, vocal warm ups. I'm getting flashbacks to drama class. "Are you a surgeon, SlowBeef?"

[Cooliespy345]

3:14 Ouch. That sounded painful

[ZetaNeubourn]

3:20 "This game is finicky..." Bull crap. XD He pushed the button in the middle of the line and he knows it.

[CSM60]

Ummm...yeah this really wasn't funny to me. His voice seemed normal to me.

[pwninator345]

if you're still wondering, ffs is for fuck sake

[goblin512]

Lol, Dr. Slowbeef.

[carefreew0rld]

it actually is pretty funny...

[goblin512]

I'm sure that's why the video has 322 5 star ratings. Sure is fail then. You're an idiot.

[goblin512]

Is that why there are comments calling this funny? I bet you watched 10 seconds and said "I don't like this." and shut it off.

I doubt these people went "Oh it's a video. Better rate it 5. Hyuck hyuck."

[goblin512]

Bullying other Youtubers? You do know why they do this, right?

I watch these videos to the end, and rate them. I'm a fan and I found it funny.The first video I saw I found funny, so I watched more and found those funny. It went on.

[hobowright]

It's not like they REALLY mean to make fun of them or anything... It's all in good fun.

[Icerama108]

You do realize that they are, ummmmm, joking? I mean half the stuff they say wouldn't make sense in a literal context. I mean augh, people are stupid.

[AlbertWesker47]

So you're perfectly ok with people posting videos of horrible quality on a website that's supposedly here to deliver entertaining videos of a high caliber? And that whole "bullying" crap? This isn't bullying, this is telling people in a hilarious manner of how they should try to at least improve their videos. Youtube isn't a fucking hug box.

[AlbertWesker47]

Bullying: When you threaten someone, tease someone(This video did nothing of the sort), or just being a fucking asshole to someone.... hold it... fuck off, I'm not going to start giving you a 20 page dissertation that these stupid comments usually lead to.

[HELLVIEWluvPWG]

That's good.

[AlbertWesker47]

What? That I know when to quit?

[eddfir]

I know you probably didn't think about it much, but the reason youtube is such a successful website is due to the freedom and ease of uploading videos, and the fact they aren't *really* moderated, and anyway, without all the shitty videos good videos couldn't be made to mock them.

[AlbertWesker47]

.... oh yeah. If there weren't any shitty videos here, then retsupurae wouldn't exist.

[ForcefulDragon]

AlbertWesker47 is right. If I were a LPer and I got retsupurea'd then I'd probably have to reconsider my style.

Retsupurae *have* missed on a few of their criticisms, usually by picking a video deep into someones LP of a game and then making fun of genuinely entertaining inside jokes that they don't understand because they are only just turning in.

But I'd say at least 95% of the time they have a solid grasp of how crappy something actually is.

[AlbertWesker47]

Thanks.

[Kanakotka]

Nnno he didn't. That was normal, we all saw it.

[kirbythecreampuff]

Was it? Sorry. I was going on memory.

[VGK1337]

Wait, this is the same guy from that rp 2 years ago who, not webcammed metroid zero mission, but also:

A. Claimed to be be doing it blind, and was clearly fucking lying, and

B. Visited fucking GAMEFAQS in the middle of a video just to find out where to go?

2 years and he still can't get the screen straight. Wow.

[SimuLord]

I've never understood the appeal of Trauma Center, either on the DS or the Wii.  Can someone explain to me the appeal of these games?

[sarcasmagasm]

Novelty mainly.

[carefreew0rld]

i don't know... but Atlus has done some pretty good games in the past so i don't worry about it.

either way they tend to come up with the most... unique thinking games, but I've never played trauma centre.

[DaBigmac824]

Its like other games where you save lives but instead of having to put a bullet in people you take them out

[lewted]

Awesome

[z3ekeezzz]

tags lol

[whitenekos]

for comparrison issues id say the angle is a quarter off :p

[LordRobbyshin]

I know, there's much worse they could be doing.

[Ukiby3000]

This is a very interesting game, but not the best choice for LP'ing, that's for sure.

[ChezJamesy]

im just thanking fuck that this guy isnt a real doctor, he'd be expecting the Wii control screen. On the bright side, he's the first doctor to kill a patient while bandaging

[chrisuzwhite]

You're implying he'd get that far.

[ArtemisGlitch]

Diabetus makes the best LP's

[posthumanfetus]

This LP is the reason Dr. Kutner killed himself.

[noooodl]

I wonder what these guys' version of a perfect Let's Play is like...?

[ElPenguinoTV]

their version of a perfect lets play is one that doesn't exist.

all LPs can be mocked, which is how these guys do so well.

[cgooshaw]

There's no such thing as a perfect LP,

Nor is there such thing as a good LP.

They're here to prove that to us.

[TheRsMuffin]

ffs is for fucks sake ;D

[MrRichie]

Almost, they make fun of other peoples poorly done videos

[infinityofgenesis]

Ah that makes sense. Well then mine would be beaten into the ground

[Omio9999]

No, they flog dead horses, dance like pansies, eat babies for breakfast, and live in the middle of Iqaluit... >>;

Mr. Richie, climb up a pillar, and start singing in Latin. xD

[hyperactivehyena]

Oh man, I was allmost traumatized.... for a second I thought this was my friend... shit, i would have had to kill him....

[Lenny1423]

nice video for fucks sakes

[largo233]

I'm not sure what's worse; the fact that he used a camcorder or the fact that he kept the tutorial in the video.

[xThePilfer]

I couldn't help but noticing that the guy didn't have any nipples.

Also, these videos are win. Carry on.

[carefreew0rld]

he sounds really proud that he knows what company it is, probably having no idea about the ogrebattle series, although that was something i grew up with

[VioletV7]

He sounds a bit like Deceased Crab.

[zeldaaddict00]

this video is halirious :D so funny

it was so strange when he said hello at the start XD

[SoupSaladNBread]

Another Raikou Rider LP hahaha

[Cajaquarius]

To be fair, many of the other Let's Play vids on YouTube don't set the bar very high.

[Blizzard78]

I'm not a doctor but I play one in an LP

[Sprite141]

Finicky French Salamander

[QOTSA8]

facial feminization surgery

[cherrydoom]

Where's the fat fuck gastric bypass level?

[ElectroShock9000]

lmaaaaao. x]

[WarioMario12345]

I love that you guys are making new videos regularly now! thats great.

[regalgreen]

Fuck medical school, just pay attention to this tutorial and your all set to start your own operations.

Next video - How to do Brain Surgery.

[Dhampirekar98k]

ROFL.... xD

[ZavionSrath]

SPOILERS man!

[frankothetanq]

FFS=Fur Fags Suck

[SMB298513]

YES.

[ZavionSrath]

I love these games because speed is better than accuracy, so it's like "Well, I stiched your liver and heart together, but I did it in record time" "S RANK"

[VinceOmega]

ffs= For Fuck's Sake.

[Tanksareforcowards]

REALLY

[provostroar]

Best suture job I've ever seen. A++++

[SilverEnchantress]

"I'm sorry I left a gaping hole in your chest Mr.Johnson, but they call me Dr. Butterfingers."

That quote made me chuckle. :)

[Hazard590]

If you have a good quality camera, a flat screen, a tripod, and if you manual focus the camera right you can make it look halfway decent no scan lines and the black bar on your screen

[fatman50000]

...or you could just not camcorder your TV.

[Hazard590]

yah my dazzle didn't cost that much

[Mysterious0Bob]

Its recorded off a TV with a camcorder. That alone makes it worthless.

[DubyaTeeEff]

Yeah, they sound different.

Must be new mics.

[hotfoteacha27]

RaikouRider

HAHAHAHAHHAHA oh my god the pokemon shit this guy does is soooooooooooooooooooo stupid

[Hazard590]

you must have never seen sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon

[greygelgoog]

Tutorials themselves aren't the problem. Putting the tutorial in your Let's Play is a problem.

[LordFeckington666]

If you need to know how to play the game, you just jump straight into it and press every button to learn the moves and whatnot. FUCK TUTORIALS. Seriously, why a manual AND a tutorial?

[LaughingThesaurus]

ffs = fat fuck surgery

lrn2acronym.

[supaflyjohnson]

Atlus is shit.

[majorsmask]

ill tell ya what im not going to do im NOT going to get surgery

(i think they bought it, lets go)

[ragrappy00]

I think the people died when they saw this guys videos

[AZthehedgehog]

I'm sorry I left a gaping hole in your chest mr johnson, but they call me Dr. Butterfingers... LOL...

[LegendarySock]

This game looks really bored...

[kilikman]

Your grammar looks really bored.

[coolbeanssarahlouise]

LOL!!! You win. Forever. Eternally.

[LegendarySock]

It happens, don't wet your panties about it.

[noqa]

The voice actress sounds really bored....of this guy playing this game.

[IcarusMoonsight]

Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor not an LP'er!

[seijuruhiko]

FOR GOD'S SAKE IMMA LPER NOT A DOCTOR! lol

[GoroWannabe]

WELL ARE YOU A SURGEON SLOWBEEF

[FoolishTyphron]

INDEED HE IS

[IAbortionsTickleI]

they were joking

[VCBee042]

When speaking be sure to use plenty of lip and tongue action. And a wire rack.

[Karragh]

Trauma center games would lp better as screenshot really right? Atleast a hybrid with screenshots of all the endless dialogue between missions.

[TheSkunkrocker]

This LP has lupus.