Manos the Hands of Fate - I Am Torgo.

[LMTR14]

this is still better than half-life 2

[MissGrapeNehi]

You've got to love that "haunting Torgo theme"...

[troller4jesus]

I wish Torgo was my dad

[ColeVecsion]

Oh Torgo you've clumsily fondled our hearts

[gregr2]

DO SOMETHING! GAH!

[mpjgbx]

0:26 lol

[sirable1]

This is still better than Twilight

[joeyvader]

"I am Torgo...when the Master is away I like to put on fake beards..."

[imlost19]

zach galifianakis?

[horseman217]

I'd tap the girl!

[ColonelHoraldo]

@horseman217 She's like, 6! What the hell?!

[TimelordR]

The perfect ticket for 2012: Bachmann/Torgo!!

[planetraptor420]

6 justin bieber fans missed the like button

[narrat0r12]

@planetraptor420 Wow. That's pretty much the worst like/dislike comment I ever read. Couldn't you have at least come up with something original?

[kotuso]

possible inspiration for the g-man?

[lllDevilbytheDeedlll]

"It's like having Joe Cocker as your bellhop"

Long live Tom Servo! X))

[ThatHauntFreak2]

I would do Torgo.

[alaskanbltundra]

I am Torgo. I take care of this youtube account while the Master is away.

[Sondakhan]

OMG at 0:25 he makes his hat move. Neat!

[poopsicle65]

Without a doubt...THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE! Not even Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" can compete...thats how BAD this garbage is!! I remember buying this movie on ebay for 35 cents lol!!

[kdrapertrucker]

@poopsicle65 yes, but it was a great episode of MST3K.

[arkantoxic]

this guy committed suicide after the film was screened

[DasGoldenBoy]

DO SOMETHING!!!!

[Charmolution]

@DasGoldenBoy

Will somebody PLEASE break the ice?

[ponsitogt]

Somewhere i heard Torgo was all the time on LSD while filming and that's the reason why his behavior seems a "little" odd.

[Shogunelite]

@ponsitogt also the way he walked wasn't him walking like that on purpose, they made him put on a stilted contraption to make him walk like a satyr. Problem was he had it on backwards and nobody said a thing, so he ended up going on painkillers due to the excruciating pain he was going through. Sadly he commited suicide. The good note is he didn't have to watch the god awful film that gave him his injuries.

[ColonelHoraldo]

I am TORgo I take CARE of the place while the MASTER is away.

[zilchnilton]

Is that one of Natalie Woods' uncredited roles?

[DatsFunni]

The kid tried to walk off the set. At least she knew how bad this movie was going suck.

[pinguijose]

so deep it toch my heart

[benyboi2k8]

Thank god them little shits arnt at the bottom of the scene

[jloh5788]

in hell, this movie is played around the clock nonstop.

[darthiris]

@jloh5788 Ahahaha!!!! xDD

[tryandlisten]

@jloh5788 yes until 2009 when they started playing Justin Beiber instead. Even the eternal lord of darkness watches mtv lol

[pootsie256]

The master doesn't like children, but... but... they taste like chicken, don't they?

[CoTeCiOtm]

Could be the worst movie ever, but that chick is hot...

[IcouldBNE1]

I'm surprised so many on here think this is a good movie. There's so many long awkward pauses with nothing going on in this movie. It's painful to sit through.

[YoshiShell]

The Master doesn't like children but at the end he makes the little girl his wife. :/

[mdhookey]

That's going to be my pick up line for now on.

[charger619c]

I accidentally ordered from Torgo's pizza the other day. It took forever for delivery

[MagnusRulerHardt]

I LIIIKE THIS M M M...

Please! Don't hit me any more! I can't do it!

[myownservant]

Amazing film

[directorlog]

I can see about a hundred mistakes in this little video. lol

[leej70]

My grandmother could make a better film than this and she's been quite dead for years...

[TimeandVirtue]

best MFWEMITF (mum from worst ever movie i'd like to f**k) ever!

[OdikosGamias]

its a 60's movie, lol what people expect?!

[TrapnestShinigami]

@OdikosGamias

Well... something at least as good as.. oh, I don't know...

PSYCHO.... ? ¬¬ and it's older

[Josh3B]

@OdikosGamias You're kidding, right? Gone with the Wind and The Adventures of Robin Hood, Wizard of Oz... those were all made in the 1930s...

You're surely not insinuating that only modern films can be good, right? Manos was terrible because it was made poorly- not because it was from the 60s.

[OdikosGamias]

@Josh3B you got it all wrong..a movie without boom boom and pew pew nowdays sucks ^^

[crashbandicootsuck]

@OdikosGamias

lies

[Agropio]

@PenultimateRun Same here. And I think your first sentence might explain your second.

[diogeneslaertius666]

mesmerizing

[Stantzs]

The master is always watching, watching and judging.

[Gatman720]

Yo, Orson Welles you got a challenge here :I

[terk0iz]

0:28 she is trying to hold back her raging attraction for Torgo.

[webkinz7117]

This movie was directed by Harold Warren, a fertilizer salesman.

A mere COINCIDENCE?

[masticina]

@webkinz7117

Well it is one of the few movies that can make b-movie lovers scream in utter agony.

[princeminski47]

@webkinz7117 Weldon said that but it's not strictly true.

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

0:28 - How...proud your parents must be...

[Shemassault]

suck it AVATAR!

[conradjulian]

Woman: "But we have Verizon wireless."

Nerdy Verizon tech: "You're good!"

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Manos: "The Hands Of Fate" was filmed on location in a vacant lot.

[MortonGoldthwait]

nice view of the widows peak there

[sheenalovestulips]

a great classic

[cottonwhiskersuk]

"But the child. I'm not sure the Master would approve. Or the dog."

I'm confused - why would the dog disapprove of the child? ;-)

[CoTeCiOtm]

That movie suck so much that it's funny! But that girl is hot!

[pastrychef1985]

@CoTeCiOtm I agree!

[MsDeadCorpse]

I love how theres no build up to Torgo's lines, making them statements that have no grounding. It's like the lines arn't in the right order.

And why does he lean on a weak door frame?

[Guyect]

"I aM TORgo. I Take CARe oF THe pLaCE whILE the MASTer is awAY."

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Well what does the Master approve?

The Master? Bobby Fisher?

[IsawManosTheHandsof]

Valley Lodge..... you check in, but you don't check out!

[butheadVSbevus]

I am michael I take care of the house while the master is away

[Guyect]

*crowd* hello, Michael

[morbentfel]

the wife is super hot

[coscientology]

mos def

[Ropieroo]

"How proud your parents must be..."

[IsawManosTheHandsof]

Yes.... very proud!

:)

[drambuierocks]

mst 3k 24/ 7 now on blogtv!

[webabhi]

If you really want to see a Crappy movie then see Superbabies baby geniuses 2.I was shocked to see John Voight in it.Anyways some of you who are seeing this clip is because this movie is in IMBD'S worst list of films.

[webabhi]

This movie is really funny and yet silly.I used to condemn movies like Daddy Day Camp,Ed,Jawbreaker and Dumb and Dumber when Harry Met Loyd but those movies seem like Dr Strangelove,In the Heat of the Night,Network or Annie Hall in front of this one.

[mrskudbot]

oh man his theme music is the greatest

[IsawManosTheHandsof]

.... ah.... The Master would like dogs!

:)

[jcamjcam]

HA HA that is phunny!

[TheEloeo]

Wow,that mom was hot!

[tripfontaines86]

the actor was obviously drunk or on drugs

[CircusofPython]

You know the guy committed suicide after this movie failed?

[sidDkid87]

This movie failed?

[seroSyn]

@CircusofPython It didn't have anything to do with the movie, he had serious drug/mental health issues, as confirmed by Bernie Rosenblum (the teen in the car.)

[Trogdorwillrise]

There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here.

[smsteve888]

iT uLL bE dArK SoOoOoOn!

[FreQuenczy]

Did you know that Torgo was a Satyr? Or at least, supposed to portray one, lol. Hate the movie, love MST3K!

[MagicEmperor]

In a parallel universe, this is a critically lauded, artistic film.

[mustang6172]

And Spock has a beard!

[MagicEmperor]

Yes!

[rayblack2004]

@MagicEmperor in this world, its 2010, theyre all monkeys and theyve just discovered the wheel

[Beatnikzombie]

@MagicEmperor OMG! I'm from that universe!

[zonilo1]

@MagicEmperor

I think in that universe someone would suggest that in a parallel universe (which happens to be ours) that this is one of the worst films ever...

[MagicEmperor]

@zonilo1 Indeed! It's all too much for my feeble mind to fathom.

[iam16bit]

@MagicEmperor and Citizen Kane is considered the worst movie ever.

[MagicEmperor]

@iam16bit rofl That's right. ;)

[Kevvl14]

@MagicEmperor You mean it isn't already?

[TheRimDoctor]

@MagicEmperor This is a Kim Jong-il torture device.

[thenameless13]

Possibly the worst movie of all time. Only a fan of it due to MST3K =p

[lunchmeat400]

Im so curious why we all find this movie so amusing. I have become a big fan of this TRAIN WRECK ,but dont know why. anyway, its actully more entertaining than the garbage Hollywood puts out today. Think about it, How many movies or actors today will be watched 45 years from now? Not many i would guess. I think thats the atraction to this film, A few people at least tried. I have 270 chanells on my tv..... Nothing on. What does that say about todays talent.

[Strideo1]

I love this movie. It's so bad. :)

[5emtio4yra]

He's a torgo alright

[beedoe51]

Worst movie (that is BEST)  ever made!!!

[Gamewitzer]

Yep, he is Torgo.

[TeamFlashGrenade]

Best. Movie. Ever.

[flamen493]

You should see "Getting Any" by Takeshi Kitano. I can never decide which one is better, Manos or Getting Any. I love both.

[TeamFlashGrenade]

I saw the trailer. It looks...bizarre. It doesn't seem of Manos quality though, but I've been deceived before.

[flamen493]

Definitely not Manos caliber, BUT worth seeing and funny as all hell. Torgo can never be replaced.

Here are my favorite Weird movies of all time:

Manos, Please Dont Eat My Mother, Fantasy Mission Force, and Getting Any.

[kevbob79]

...Or the dog.

[balrog13571]

Who would win in a fight? Torgo, Grandpa Seth, or Robot Monster?

[peterathepantera]

i'd say Grampa Seth, he can appear in any mirror he wants to, he just sometimes forgets what his grandchildren look like. Oh and he can make fire extinguishers magically appear! and use double decker bologne sandwiches for good

[balrog13571]

Yeah and he had that axe and all. But Torgo could distract him with his legs and freak him out by akwardly fumbling his hand at him and calling on The Master. He did tie that one guy up. We may never know.....

[catalinaguerrero]

Torgo ftw

[IsawManosTheHandsof]

Torgo  does, indeed, take care of the place while the Master is away........

[marky2112]

Is that a giant stamp on her head?

[PeXu18]

I am Turok

[fatkat357]

The music sounds like it was ripped off an episode of "The Lil' Rascals".

[leeb61]

But is the MASTER ever  away?

[MarcusBowen]

The music has NO RELATION at all to what's going on, they should have used scary or dramatic music instead.

[xhyio]

Torgo, you must be the laziest man on mars.

[gpwerner]

Move over Orson Welles in "The Third Man." Move over Darth Vader. This is the best entrance in the history of the cinema, ladies and gentlemen. Right here. Screen immortality.

[CitizenKANE2277]

lol

[SkyeReynolds]

Good grief, this guy's introduction is scarier than Dracula's.

"Hey, look Honey. A hotel."

"I am Torgo! I take care of the place while The Master is away!"

"That's okay, we'll just sleep in the car, with the hood up. Far from here."

[wikkakillaman]

this should go as a sound clip in front of an ultra brutal deathcore song

[bockybalboa]

I must have this as my ringtone....

[redVirtualboy]

thinkin' of exactly the same thing... ^^

[tmutazz]

Okay I always insisted that Basket Case was the worst movie ever made. My friend said THIS was and he's right. It looks hilarious! This makes Basket Case look like Rosemary's Baby!

[jacobdjanze]

...ok forget the twitching guy he's just drugs, my question is why do they all get out of the car and hold hands while standing on the spot practically engaging the dude in a staring contest until he goes off on his confident but loony rant (with a silent intermission)??? If you just want to know where Valley lodge is, why not just ask then???

When you ask someone else for directions do you go up to stare at them? I'm I the only one who takes a more sensible approach?

[balrog13571]

Also I read on wikipedia that in the very first minutes the audience who saw this at the time were laughing at it for it's acting and the poor quality of the picture. The cast made a hasty exit and at the end the audience's reaction was a mix of applause and laughter xD. I cant believe how horrible the music and these pauses in between the sentences are!

[balrog13571]

I can never watch this scene without laughing xD. Why is he jerking around like that?

[LSDCoatedBrain]

LOL, really. The other people don't seem to be doing it.

[balrog13571]

Well they do still have some long pauses just not as many.

[OldBritishLady]

Supposedly, the guy who played Torgo was an avid drug user and was usually high off his ass during most shoots. Plus this movie was made on a $19,000 budget and was originally scripted on a napkin, so... probably not gonna attract the A-listers.

[oscar222555]

Well, OldBritishLady, I hope you recover from the "Black Plague" soon so you can see MANOS again. I say again, because it seems as though you know a lot about this film. Remember, the Master does not like dogs either.....Hope you solve your rat problem over there in the UK.

:)

[balrog13571]

True. I heard he was drunk though.

[Ingestedbanjo]

I thought it was just cos he had those massive legs and he couldn't stand up properly

[balrog13571]

Well I did a little reserch and I know now that he was written of to be some satyr (half man half goat) apparently.

[64098]

I wonder if that beautiful '66 Ford convertible is still around?

[oscar222555]

Torgo rules!

[IsawManosTheHandsof]

I was age 16 back in 1966 in El Paso, Texas and heard about the WORLD PREMIERE of Manos: The Hands of Fate. There were write-ups about it in the two major papers and I think coverage on the local news. I did not attend the WORLD PREMIERE, but I checked the newspaper listings and went on a Saturday afternoon.... I thought it was going to be a scary movie, and after about ten minutes or so I started to giggle a little. I noticed others at the downtown El Paso theater were laughing a little too...

[Megatenist]

Torgo and Zap Rowsdower. Two of the greatest movie characters of all time.

Why doesn't anyone remake Manos or The Final Sacrifice? I could totally see Eli Roth or Robert Rodriguez directing them.

[SgtHydra]

I aM tORgO. I tAKe cARE oF tHe pLaCe WhILe tHE mAstER iS aWAy.

[SIMPFANN]

My cousin did a Torgo joke once about ten years ago- I had no idea what the hell he was talking about until about ten minutes ago! You learn something new every day.

[SpidermanNoMore]

TMI, torgo.

[krakkinem]

ladies and gentlemen, address all your hate and bile regarding this movie to the actor playing the husband in this scene - HE'S THE GODDAMN DIRECTOR.

[obscureinjapan]

@krakkinem What hate?

[moccagriselda]

Or take the soundtrack and many of its themes or leitmotifs - once you hear them, it's impossible to erase it from your mind!

[moccagriselda]

Hey, if you are interested in categories like "worst movie", why not rather try Armageddon? those guys had CAST, had DOLLAR, but lacked WIT and dishonoured the audience more than this one ever did. The truth is: many of you say this is the worst, because others said so and you feel comfortable to say it after them. Why not take the courage by admitting obvious redeeming qualities like the character of Torgo and the hilarious stageplay it urged to be spawned by Lastrites?

[princeminski47]

@moccagriselda The actor DIED for his art, in a manner of speaking. Can Willis and Affleck say that? I, for one, would like to see an Armageddon stage play, especially a musical.

[kansaikitsune]

I hear his theme music, he's around here somewhere...

[Cab0cl0]

Way to go Torgo! You are my hero! (Whenever you are now, but I have my guesses)

[percabeth]

WORST MOVIE EVER MADE

[Rompcom]

Torgo did erotica on cinnemax before his untimely death. Look for him in Hotel Erotica: Cabo.

[LadySpoCoy]

I heart Torgo ^_^

[mistereveready]

troof, he actually makes the movie worth watching. :D.

[unknownsouljah]

it wouldn't be nearly as scary without the bebop score...

[shepja87]

He seems tame

[smokebreath]

It'll be dark soon.

[Jewmonster]

BUT THE CHILD!

[Craigers22763]

...and your watching "Manos"...the hands of fate...

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

'Manos' The Hands Of Fate was filmed on location in a vacant lot.

[IntellectualJunior]

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[GolumTR]

How proud your parents must be.

[Exciter1000]

director hal was a fertiliser salesman in real life so how ironic that his manos movie was utter SHIT with a capital S !!!!

[Craigers22763]

I wonder if he sucked at selling fertiliser too ?

[jtreas1114]

i'm guessing not since he killed himself shortky after this was made :( Poor Torgo