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  • Sounds more like stand up.

  • @ghostrider3009 I agree. It doesn't sound very poetic. It sounds more like a rant. lol

  • @SchizophrenicSamurai However I could still see America from Hetalia saying it.

  • @SchizophrenicSamurai

    there is no right or wrong to how you perform your piece, there is no "form"...it's spoken or performed however way you want to express it

  • @beamsgirl08 That's not entirely true. There is a form to poetry. However, expression is formless. I never said that it was performed incorrectly (I would never say that about any piece). I am just saying that I am not hearing a poetic form to his piece but rather it sounds like he is simply expressing his ideas and views. Regardless, it was done very well and did a good job of showing how he feels about America's foreign affairs. Peace N' Harmony! Heh heh.

  • Only one more thing to say: Yes they can.

  • watch?v=3T46pGQF5VU come my cahnnel

  • It's funny cause it's true.

  • PERFECT

  • Someone , anyone who still has a copy of that ''AMERICA ON SALE '' poem by that Lesbian , i must get a clip now !!! need it for a project,,, wus TOTALLY hoping it would stilll be on youtube .. FREAKING Freemasons must have flagged or repoted it . Yall Suck DICK !!!

  • @G0LDENL0VEMUSIC I'm pretty sure that's still on youtube....

    anyway she does a lot of poetry for this podcast called "indiefeed". They also have a website and you might be able to find the poem there. If not, you'll find poems by her that are very similar

  • whut the FUCCCCK Happened to that '' America On Sale '' POEM from DJP ??? I want it posted back up NOWWWW !!!!! i NEED IT !!!! someone must have it !!! Why's it been removed from youtube ??? * panics *

  • Hahaha elizebright got treated. That was grade a comedy.

  • John Hall is awesome. The album version is good, too.

  • It's arrogance like this that eventually gets even the mightiest to eventually make a mistake and fall to their knees. Shame some people spend their time ranting about how they have it all instead of making sure they can protect it.

    This was not poetry, this is basically a guy creating anti american resentment (yes, americans create this too, its not always the middle eastern countries) in the eyes of any youtube or TV viewer whose not an american.

    A.

  • @sticksandstones1991 notice the audience is laughing. it is clear that he does not honestly believe or mean this. You are creating anti-American resentment by telling people what we all do, simply basing it off of one man in a video that you misunderstood.

  • This is NOT poetry. Most of DefJam isn't either. Shame...some of the legit poetry is really good.

  • @mlkatzmd you dont know shit abou poetry

  • @mlkatzmd This is totally poetry. I don't know why you would say it wasn't, unless you have a very narrow definition of poetry. It doesn't have to rhyme, it doesn't even have to have a defined structure.

  • America does kick ass! :D

  • Holy shit! Detachable penis!

  • The audience does not understand this man's poem.

  • I just love his voice ♥ every once in a while i got to listen to it! :]

  • Nobody else has international law either, it's not just America. I'm just happy that I was granted the right to an education and didn't grow up sewing dolls in a factory.

  • I love how the people who get this poem love this. And the people who blindly love america for anything and everything aren't smart enough to catch the sarcasm and still love this :D

  • @LeftCoastLester Sarcastic or not it's true. And it's awesome and funny at the same especially if you've ever seen Hetalia. Either way America still kicks ass.

  • yo thumbs up if you do get that its a satire but dont give a fuck and dig the words for there literal meaning hey america does totally kick ass, and we used to not feel the need to apologize for it and if you dont like it you can suck on it

  • king missile rocks

  • @matthewgleason75 This is poetry because he puts felling into the words that made you listen to

  • half of the people clapping and cheering, dont understand the point of the poem...

  • what? why wouldnt they... there is nothing difficult about what he is saying.

    simple satire. get a laugh. think about it the content.

    change nothing.

  • @wifeyalex Isn't difficult to understand he's being sarcastic dumbass

  • that is how most of America feels but I feel differently which is why i FUCKING LOVE this poem! b/c America swear it can just fuck with other countries and shit won't happen. I mean hella American people are hella cocky and i mean we are well established country with VERY fucked up flaws and somebody is going to kick our ass!

  • That shit was wack. America has its problems just like any other nation but the good greatly out weights the bad. I love this place

  • @GrandMasterBrent - I don't know what it is that you are a GrandMaster of , but , I will assure you that it is NOT of History , Philosophy nor is it of lending credence to those that have missed this young comedian's humor. He is correct when speaking about America's shortcomings. Cocky , uneducated , midevil souls with little remorse to do with what those in political power have concocted to maintain their worldwide ELITISM and GLOBALIST AGENDA. Just interested in their PS3 and hamburgers !

  • @GrandMasterBrent - Probably in your lifetime YOU will witness the inevitable decline & demise of this Nation and the introduction of it's futuristic self giving no man , woman or child their own piece of this pie.

    It can be stopped but most will just ignore the obvious signs & shrug their shoulders at the thought of they themselves someday taking up arms in defense of their children , neighbors , a future without true financial enslavement brought about by " TRUE EVIL " - The Bildebergers !

  • @GrandMasterBrent - So when you begin to be lulled into complacency by what happens around you don't forget about those that paved the path that you can freely walk today.

    Take heed in what Jefferson said about a standing Army & the real control gained by those that control the printing of our money - The Central Banks of the World owned & operated ( ALL 31 of them ) by The Bildeberg Group & their co -horts ! Take heed in what Eisenhauer said about the military industrial complex. READ IT !

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  • ITS FUNNY THAT DEF POETRY AND DEF JAM ARE ILLUMI SPONSORED, AND EVERYTHING ELSE BY RUSSEL SIMMONS BUT THEY STILL MANAGE TO SPREAD A RELATIVE AMOUNT OF CONSCIOUSNESS - WAY TO GO RUSSELL !!! APART FROM THE SELLING HIS SOUL PART...

  • for those who dont get the sarcasm he's speakin for america in first person as it confesses to being an imperialist nation. i think he hit the nail on the head with the alien or god kickin our ass metaphore. u might have missed it but i believe it may have been a shot at reeligeous hipocracy and ignorance.

  • LOOOOOL!!

  • @MercenarySlick Thank you for reiterating the American mentality with your comment.

  • America is a failed state waiting to happen

  • @yendorification And Canada is a pathetic leech, a failed state whose entire existence depends on Americans.

    Seriously, you Canadians need to shut the fuck up. All you are is a cheap, inferior, watered-down imitation of the US. That's why you go absolutely overboard trying to boost pride. You have to lie to yourselves to actually feel like your country isn't a meaningless, irrelevant, powerless shithole.

    If the US "failed" Canada would collapse instantly.

  • what up slick. ia aint no expert but im far from ni'eve and from what i understand canada takes much better care of its citizens than america. up there u have the right to be healthy weather your wealthy or not. our country's only concerned with the rich. niether party better than the other because on certain issues they're in bed together. might need to check your facts cuz the nation u'r defending could care less weather u die or not. especially if u are in the military.

  • @MercenarySlick nope, we seem to doing fine when you guys had the recession. Don't worry about us. By the way, WE help'd you. When did we ever imitate you?

  • @elizebright 1) Your recession was deeper than ours.

    2) You were in recession longer than the US was.

    3) Your economy is not growing as fast as the US economy is, our GDP growth is 50% higher than yours.

  • @MercenarySlick oh really, and where are your facts from? Knowing you are an american. I will forgive your ignorant comment. Do your research.

  • @elizebright You're an idiot. Every single thing you believe is a lie designed to help you cope with your inferiority complex.

    Every single thing I said was a fact. All you have to do is do a tiny bit of research. The only people who believe your economy performed better are the mindless morons like you who will swallow any lie as long as it helps you feel like you're better than America, when actually you're inferior to us and dependent on us in every way. You're not even a real country.

  • @MercenarySlick You still didn't tell me where you got your facts from. Now, how are we not a real country? We are not the country which is still own by britain. OPS! did i let that out? Now do your little research about britain STILL owning america, my sweet ignorant american friend.

  • @elizebright ANY source that lists economic statistics is a source.

    Holy shit you're fucking stupid. Your country actually is owned by Britain you moron. You're still technically a vassal state, your head of state is Queen Elizabeth you dumb cunt. The exact opposite of what you said is true. Everybody knows that the UK is America's lapdog. Even Brits admit it. The UK is almost as dependent on the US as Canada is.

  • @MercenarySlick Once again, where do you get your facts from? I'm sorry but you seem dumb. You are first, personally attacking me. Making me believe that you are insercure. Are you sad? How old are you, kid?

  • @elizebright "You are first, personally attacking me."

    Lol you fucking idiot. YOU started the personal attacks. I simply mentioned facts that you don't like then you started insulting me without even attempting to repudiate the facts I stated. Now you're whining that I personally attack you.

    You're proof of how fucking warped Canadians are. You are like mentally retarded, bratty children who cry when they don't get their way.

  • @MercenarySlick okay, I told you to show me your facts. You didn't. I told you to do the research on how america is still owned by britain. You didn't. I'm sorry but you seem to be the one crying. I'm assuming you are teenager? no?

    "you fucking idiot","fucking warped ","Holy shit you're fucking stupid","Every single thing I said was a fact"

    thank you for proving my point. By the way, don't bother replying. You already proved you are an idiot and ignorant. I am done with you.

  • @elizebright You can't post links in youtube comments you stupid cunt. Quit being a mindless sheep and fucking google it. I just posted the facts, all you have to do is google "canada 4th quarter 2010 GDP growth" etc... to find it.

    You're such a brainless cunt, typical Canadian. You can't accept facts that differ from the lies that you're taught that you need to believe to have pride in your shitty, inferior country that depends on America in every way. Go kill yourself.

  • @MercenarySlick @elizebright You two sound like old ladies fighting.

  • To true, this is how we act and its sad.

  • lol did he have to put the space aliens in their lol so funny but true

  • Are you all forgetting that most of the audience are poets or at a high enough intellectual level to understand meanings hidden behind words and/ or behavior.

    Excellent poem, keep on....

  • I really hate to hear people rant like this, while at the same time benefiting from all of the things that America offers. Just seems a little hypocritical.

  • @LetOurLittleLadyTalk

    So true. 

  • I think the audience did get the message. They are cheering him for the way he said it. I very much doubt they're all thinking, 'yeah, America is a great country and I'm soo happy I live here.

  • thats right americais better then canada and thears proof

  • Everything he said was a bad thing

  • I believe this dude i think we can do what the fuck we wont were america god damnit hha

  • FUNNY WAY 0F P0RTRAYING THE TRUTH ! ! ! THIS IS GREAT. . .

  • I absolutely detest this liberal, anti-American rhetoric piece of garbage.

    GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY! YOU DON'T LIKE IT? LEAVE!!!!! NO ONE'S STOPPING YOU, YOU DISGUSTING, BIG MOUTH, ANTI-AMERICAN HYPOCRITE/HYPOCRITES!!!

  • @skatefish0418 And come to Ireland, John so we can write the best fucking album ever!

  • @skatefish0418

    I want to tongue your butthole

  • @skatefish0418 If everyone who didn't like something about our country left, it would still be a group of territories ran by a tyrannical king in Britain.

  • @skatefish0418 Are you utterly insane? You do realize that if we kicked out all those who disagreed with America, that it would be a totalitarian state -- and thus not the United States of America. I'm glad I found this poem, it speaks oh so much truth, and no, I am by no means a liberal. I'm just not stupid.

  • @skatefish0418 N01 CARES WHUT U THINK... YUR THE 0NLY ASSH0LE SAYING THIS IS GARBAGE... WHEN CLEARLY Y0UR 0PINI0N IS GARBAGE....

  • @skatefish0418 I have a very simple question. Was he lying, is that not how America portrays its self?

  • take stuff from work.

  • hehe well i can honstely say i don't think this way. But i'm African American so because of my expirences here and history and such i don't brag about this place [:

  • he's so right all yall fuckers need 2 stop bitching bout "he's being satire and this is how they all feel" well thats cuz it IS how america feels andc thats wat america is!!! none of ur pathetic countris will do anything cuz none of you CAN!!! so stop bitcing and being pussies cuz we've saved EVERY 1 of your countries more than once!!!

  • @THEEamericansoldier SAVED THEM HOW EXACTLY ?

  • Anyone that believes what this man is saying AND anyone that thinks the audience believes this man must see the video again cause everyone understands this as a satire.

  • @yosephe123 ohhh really? I advice you do more research on your own country including England

  • @yosephe123 its not a satire its sarcasm

  • @dkgainers nope, it's satire. satire is a genre of literature. Sarcasm has the same intention and delivery (they are basically the same thing) but if it's going to be choice between sarcasm & satire, then this is satire.

  • Sad that the audience doesn't get it.

  • legend

    king missile the best group ever

  • i am from new zealand (reeally far from the usa, but still NOT australia) and this is still extremely profound. amazing piece of work.

  • I was totally listening to King Missile when I found this.

  • USA USA USA!!!!!!! and women...

  • Shame some people haven't got  the message.

  • Not really what most call poetry. Just free, spoken word. He's making points. But I doubt most of the people got it. I think also the presentation(his voice pitch and mannerisms) kind of made them think that way instead of what he was aiming for.

  • how would u differ poetry from spoken word

  • I meant what most people think of poetry. Rhyming and prose and what have you, to a degree. But most people dont really get into the different kinds that make up the genre in the 1st place. They think it's all "roses are red, violets are blue".

  • i dont even think he was happy at the audiences reaction at the end if you look carefully (2.08), not the reaction he want. but then again his audience are americans.

  • i dont think the audience gets it.... or the people commenting on this vid.

  • what bothers me profundly is that the public, is laughing.... most of them don't laugh ironicaly....

    they like it....

  • like a gangsta with a what?

  • Americaaaaaa fuck yeah!

  • @tbriscoeiii, interpret it as you may, but it's not your call to deem what is or isn't poetry. The reasons you provide don't justify your accusations.

  • @tbriscoeiii

    poetry doesnt have to be any of those things

  • i love america... and thats why i say Fuck It!!!

  • This aint' so true anymore.

  • sarcastic to the max.. i love it ^^

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  • America kicks ass because we're genuine fucking assholes. I hate assholes.

  • I love this satire laced piece. anybody who thinks he's serious about America, then get a grip, he's ripping America apart.

  • @Emeraldz1992 yes he is.. and every word is true.

  • sometimes the truth is hard

  • damn he sure has high hopes for america

  • soon a chinese poet will be using these same words....very very soon...and we'll be here

  • as a speech or commentary that was pretty good but as poetry it was terrible

  • "2. This is how a great percentage of Americans think about the world. That's the reason he can do this. Change to the British, French, or anyone else, and it falls flat. It works because it speaks the truth about how Americans really feel."

    Well I think it could work for British or French. They had their moments too.

    It wouldn't work for most countries, though.

  • YESSSSSSSS!!! Everything, YES

  • hahaha.

  • I wonder if half of the audience knows what its cheering for....

  • That's the same damn thing I was thinking.

  • The funny part is some Republican or Conservative is looking at this and saying, "YEAH! That's what I'm talkin' about right there!"

  • LOL my thought exactly, john mccain just favorited this video!

  • lol, hey poochy

  • the only ass that america kicks is its' own

  • everything that he's saying is true..

  • there are two sides to this that most people aren't getting.

    1. He is being very satirical about how Americans feel about their country. He is taking it to the max, which is how satire is done correctly, to show the incorrectness of such an attitude.

    2. This is how a great percentage of Americans think about the world. That's the reason he can do this. Change to the British, French, or anyone else, and it falls flat. It works because it speaks the truth about how Americans really feel.

  • This is very good!!!

  • its hilarious because the humour lies within being able to connect it with peoples real views, but at the same time being american i kind of feel that way myself, or at least its fun to pretend i do

  • apparently the majority of people were unable to grasp the satirical element of this poem. he's not glorifying the united states nor condoning it's blatant disrespect toward foreign sovereignty. he's doing the exact opposite.

  • loved it!

  • "They can suk are dicks

    they can bend over and take it up the ass..."

    lmao

  • King Missile should do a reunion TOUR, he's the king!!!!

  • Awesooome.*

  • Awesoomoe.

    Not Just Regular Awesome. We're Talkin Talkin Triple "O" Awesome.

  • Saying your proud to be an American...is like saying your proud to be shit.

  • No, it's like saying to be proud of belonging to the most powerful, most technologically advanced country on the face of the earth.

    Think about this... you're on an American website. You're using an American computer, that runs American-designed software. The internet itself was created by Americans.

    How is our country shit? We're the best country in the world, period. We're the world's oldest democracy, many countries around the world wouldn't even exist without us.

    You're a fool.

  • Oldest democracy, what you taking about? your government is full of lies & any body who thinks otherwise is either a fool or blind. & if any country doesn't follow your democracy. Then you guys will call it as a dictatorship. Now what kind of democracy is that? or did you guys redefine democracy.

  • Oldest democracy. The US has been a functioning democracy for almost 230 years, no other democracy in this world approaches that. Almost every other democracy that exists in the world today owes its freedom to the US anyway, especially Japan, South Korea, Germany, Italy, France, UK etc...

    You know what's great about my country? Even if you say my government is "full of lies", the fact that American citizens have the ability to vote them out and vote in new people means we can change/progress.

  • 0o0o and I forgot America is the last country in the world to recognize the reality that global warming is happening, and is the last to subside to alternative energies.

  • @MercenarySlick We also owe France. As a matter of fact we owe them first. If you are going to reference American history don't leave out things. Remember they helped us fight of the British, they went through a revolution around the same time we did, and they are the one who sent us the statue of liberty (they have one to). Not to mention the founding fathers wanted us to be a Republic they never wanted a democracy EVER.

  • @MercenarySlick you have to be kiding when you say those things about US and democracy? Most people that have picked up a book know that the US so called democracy is 1 of d most corrupt, lobyist and less transparent system in the world. There is an insane amount of money in the electoral campaign in d US and those who support your campaign are ultimately people you cant afford to displease while in power. thus american presidents are more acountable to weapon industry and bankers than voters!

  • @MamaEthiyopia Wow, shut the fuck up you retarded Canadian. You have no idea what you're talking about.

    The US was a democracy when you were still controlled by the Queen of England. Canada is just as corrupt as the US. The only reason there is so much money in the US electoral system is because the US is a HUGE ECONOMY with a lot of money.

  • @MercenarySlick And that money was wrought by killing the native population, enslaving the black population for free labor along with 80% of the white immigrants - denying women the ability to vote/own property and only allowing white free males who owned land to par-take in the imperial process which has systematically pillaged other countries stealing their wealth & resources. We aren't called an "empire" for no reason - sheesh... You are such a simpleton...

  • @MercenarySlick And how can you say that most democracies are owed to america? America is known for wrecking democracies that does not cooperate with their interests. Have you not learnt about how the US supported dictators and assasinated democratically elected leaders all over the world during the cold war and still do today? Dont let the political rhetoric fool you. Your country was never out to establish democracies abroad, it was about capitalism ;) (sorry to break the news to you son)

  • @MamaEthiyopia I can say that because it's a simple fact that all intelligent people who aren't brainwashed anti-American idiots know. Every single successful democracy in the world today is that way because of its relationship with the US. It's undeniable. Every single country on the planet that is not allied with the US is not a democracy, go figure.

    The US supported dictators? You mean like your own country did? Oh you didn't know that? Of course you didn't you're a brainwashed Canadian.

  • @MamaEthiyopia The US invented constitutional democracy. The US was a democracy when the rest of the entire western world was controlled by monarchies.

    You say the US supported dictators. The US did. But so did every single country in the western world. You're just the typical unintelligent, uninformed monkey who has been programmed to blame the US for what everyone else did. Canada supported Pinochet. Canada actually gave more chemical weapon precursors to Saddam Hussein than the US did.

  • @MercenarySlick HAhaha, ur funny. U keep calling me Canadian. Ive lived in Canada for 4 months! I am from Norway. Get ur facts right. And the US did not invent consitutional democracy, that is a lie, i donno who told you that. Liberal Democracy traces its origins and its name to the European 18th century mostly France and the french revolution and Montesqieu who introduced the division of power that we have between the legislative, the executive and the judicial in modern day democracies.

  • It is funny how some americans get so defensive about what the US does around the world. We can not change it before we acknowledge it. I am not saying that the US is the only country guilty of this, but no other country is as involved all around the world, pulling strings by everything from supporting dictators, violating state sovereignty by military interventions and ruining national/ local economies by pushing privatization through their puppets IMF and World Bank. Read about AFRICOM etc

  • @MamaEthiyopia It's funny how brainwashed idiots like you get so defensive when you have your anti-American, jealousy-fueled idiocy disproved.

  • @MercenarySlick You need to read some serious history before being arrogant enough to call other people unintelligent or uninformed... Sheesh, I can't believe the drivel you unleashed here. The US did NOT invent constitutional democracy, it was a concept that was born over 1,500 years ago in Greece (which is why the word itself is Greek demos-kratos "people power") The fore fathers wrote a GREAT DEAL about their inspiration for the form of government, most of which came from ANCIENT empires.

  • @AtheistScholar Holy shit you're a fucking retard.

    Greece never had a CONSTITUTION democracy. You say I need a history lesson, you need a vocabulary lesson. The Greeks never had a constitution, they never had democracy as guaranteed by a law. The US was the first constitutional democracy in the world. Every educated person knows this. You're obviously excluded by the adjective "educated".

  • MercenarySlick is a moron - the people of America don't even elect their own president, the electorate college does, they don't vote for their supreme court justices, most of the states prevent any third party from being added to the ballot. As James Madison (a fore father of America) detailed in his congressional speech after drafting the constitution as to how America was designed: "to protect the opulent minority from the day laboring majority". You can't get more clear than that!

  • @AtheistScholar You're the typical liberal Atheist douchebag. Be quiet. You're weak, feckless, and apparently lashing out violently at the country that raised you as a way of coping with the fact that you're a reject.

  • & don't forget that America is a multicultural country with thousand of immigrant every year. No wonder why it the most powerful, & most technologically advanced country in the world, i will be surprised if it wasn't. So there isn't much to be proud off, period.

  • Hahaha what? Are you hearing yourself?

    The fact that the US attracts so many immigrants, including from your own country, is something that I should be proud of. The US is a nation of nations, we're the most ethnically diverse nation on earth and yet unlike other countries with racial issues, we have been strengthen by it rather than weakened by it.

    See, your source of pride for your country is probably based on nonsense like race and religion. You don't understand what real patriotism is.

  • im sorry that your citizens prefer the united states over your country, judge a nation simply by how many people want in and how many want out...

  • @MercenarySlick I don't know i think we might actually share the diversity title with the UK.

  • we are a republic..... but every where has its problems and it was a good poem about how our government and obviously some of our people think its great we can do whatever we want with no repercussions

  • Hahahahaha

  • i feel embarrased that the crowd dont see the satire....

  • They do, and that's why they're laughing.

  • what's satire??

    sorry mu english isn't very good... sorry if i hav bad spelling.... :(

    does he feel this is a good thing or a bad thing... ( the guy that says america kicks ass )

  • he's dissing america...he's saying we're wrong. satire is when your saying one thing and meaning another.

  • How are his words disrespectful to America? Where is he lying?

  • What an exelent country!

  • Yeah. Learn to spell, you are embarrassing us.

  • I misspelled one letter. Screw you.

  • You misspelled one word.

    How can you misspell a letter? Especially when you are using a keyboard.

    You misspelled a word. You are embarrassing the America.

    'B' = Letter

    'Bee' = Word.

    Anyway just joking man, take it easy.

    God Bless.

  • crude...do americans get thtis?

  • Americans do get this. Thus the laughter at his most poignant points

  • I don't think a lot of people actually get it. It's like that "Born in the USA" song, that's often misinterpreted.

  • and ur my bich .. frkn baldy !

  • You do realize he's making fun of america right?

    If u guys didn't get that memo... THen well lol.

  • intended to be satire. But it can be taken as super patriotic. I realize he's trying to point out our hypocrisy by saying we've "done away" with all of it. But still, makes America sound like it totally kicks ass!

  • @ncxcrunner that sucks if you think it can be taken as being super patriotic. it sucks that you even move towards that path od thinking, there is no reason to feel your country kicks ass because it doesnt. O_o

  • @ncxcrunner i mean specially with the points he's making(continued)