Charley Says Never Play Near Teapots

[iambroIyhaha]

Fish and... TEA!? EW!

[unlokia]

"As shown in one of the funniest Charley ads" ... "ads"? This was not an "ad", this was a public information film. What product would it be for, were it an ad - stupidity?

[willom88]

charlie says black cats are lazy and spread diseases, they should go back to where they came from

[255ad]

0:31 why would does he need his arm in a sling after being burned

[BitchingDJD]

how can they show this to kids this age thats just terrible

[BitchingDJD]

haa, tea lol.

english

[cupcakefairy87]

Does anyone else think that the dumbass kid set the cat up? Because I don't think the mother would have been daft enough to put raw fish on top of a table and the kid laughs just before the 'unfortunate' accident happens to poor Charley.

[imapikachuloveme]

Charlie says ; I've had a fit in every one of these crap shows, Why doesn't someone call a vet already/ Or atleast the animal cruelty line!

[Medazzalad]

Strange how this was one of the few really horrible things that happened to Charly and I forgot all about it . . . poor bugger!

[Bashimillar]

Top quality skidding.

[LibertyukEvents]

charlie says what the number for Injury Lawyers for you..

[kingold786]

aaah it looks oow soo 1900's make the uk look deprived of any tecnoligy...

[hurstyo]

we were watching this in school I nearly wet myself laughing.

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

It depends what the game your playing is... so if you're playing 'Rape the Cat' then obviously you're gonna' burn in Hell.

[ilovetodrinkblood]

shit. charley gets fucked up

[dizzygoldstar]

aww poor lil charlie

[IsaacAttack21]

charly should warn that creepy boy about swine flu lolmeal

[MushySingerFavrite]

0:36 Cat was hungry so it ate its paper

[ren197]

well spotted!

[MegaMcClarey]

ah the americans made tom and jerry. we made this

[leatherpuppy78]

The poor cat gets it everytime! Teapots, drowning in a canal, being chased by paedos in parks!

[tomontherun99]

god, the cat looks like he's having a fucking stroke, coincidently i have a ginger cat called charlie

[R3TOOL]

Charlie WILL have his revenge....

Charlie's HATE is not the only thing that burns. And Tea pots are not the only things that can burn you...

[dekjt]

Also when the cat talks it looks like he is having a seizure

[dekjt]

Why is there a plate of raw fish on the table?!

[rockstarstew]

His face at 0.27 BLOODY PRICELESS!! lmfao!

Bring back Charly says!!!! Lets get the petition going! lol Cheers for uploading these vids!

[Evilmzz]

take that you fucking psycho cat

[burnzgotshot]

poor charley, good job he has nine lives

[emerforeva]

why did that kid laf when his cat got covered in boiling water, tyt get

[scotlandr]

"jngdugbusiofbsduigsdyuvbsvdpi­nnghreefheaffroogduj"- Charlie says...

[mehabox]

Poor kitty

[MecaDope]

Creepy

[davemckiernan]

Ha ha - that's hilarous. I remember this one.

[mrdee11091]

thanks for anorther charlie

[nzo1]

I love Charley skids at 0:11 and 0:16 - looks like a dog 'yachting'

(My dog has just started doing that on the carpet and it's pissing me off!)

Don't remember seeing this one back in the day - how spooky though :)

[Jyekk]

poor charley :(

[leesa1990xx]

haha this video makes me laugh they should still put these adverts on tele for young children x

[AliminiumHydroxide]

That kid is such a bastard

[f1shm00]

this cat is invinclible seriously

[unspokenslave]

Wat a creepy video how messed up is that?

[doctorwhoobawooba]

i think he was tryin to say (more like)

"Never trust dumb mums to not put teapots near fish and never play with evil children, IM NEARLY FUCKING DEAD!!"

[daliangirls2]

the evil side of a boy rises up

[LordlyJeremy]

SCREEEEEEEEEE

[BennMackay]

00:28 OH DEAR GOD KILL MEEEE

[ijk9999]

is that cat on acid or what

[pickleboy23]

I'm seriously thinking of making a new video of charlie.

Charlie says "keep your back to the wall when your in a gay nightclub"

this will be after charlie has been rodgered by all and sundrie

[kamtona]

What sort of mother allows a FUCKING TIGER to play with her young son/ Midget? And it is a TIGER! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT! Social services need to get involved somewhere!

[30Galleons]

Poor charlie!

[pickleboy23]

Charley Says Never Play Near Teapots..

Isn't this discrimination ?

[ddandyy]

did you see the size of that bloody cat?

[davytwin]

never play near tea pots, george michael should av watched this lol

[RobotwarsKing]

The first two seconds of Charley's scream sounded like something off WarioWare ^_^

[emomanxxx]

Oh my god! these ads were horendous! I'd have been traumatised after seeing them as a kid! how did that cat survive anything? Drowning, scalding, peadophiles, burns

[rotothirteen]

Charlie always looks like he's having a seizure or something when he's talking.

[hamster700]

that was funny

[poxbag1]

that kid can speak a freaky cat language aahh scary shit

[GingaOkamiAmaterasu]

poor charlie D:

[RobotwarsKing]

Hurrah! That satanic druggy finally got what he deserved.

[rubis945]

These ads rock. I found them both funny and informative as a toddler and I think that kids today will appreciate them!! And as for The Prodigy, what a band for immortalising Charley!

[moonboots69]

bizarrely.. i always understood everything that Charley actually 'spoke' without the need of the kid's translations..

same with 'The Clangers' i could understand them too..?!?!?

[bluegrasslass]

Yeah, I could understand the Clangers too - especially Tiny Clanger :)

[OliverUnderTheMoon]

ROFLMAO

[cls14]

Haha I love those films. That kid creeps me out though.

[charlieboy7t5]

You leave Dominic alone or I'll stuff you in that old fridge from that other public info film

[gasmask88]

What an unusually long-winded piece of advice...

[9987SCC]

Что за маразм ?

[deadpandaYTP]

i didn't find the part where he got scalded by hot water funny.

i like my cats and seeing that reminded me sadly of my cats death.

[chris7t5]

Im sorry about your cat I have budgies and its sad to watch one of them die

[charlieboy7t5]

Charlie says Im a dozy fucker

[Jamiethewookie]

I've been pissing myself laughing at these Chaley videos. I've not seen them for years and that kid really did deserve something to happen to him, he was that thick.

[kearjojo]

hmmmmm, mum shouldn't of left the fish out there in the first place then he wouldn't of been hurt!

[jon6123]

im loving the skidding noise hahaha

[randidno]

Serves you right Charlie! Though the real culprit is the Mum. Where is she at this point?

(Probably with the milkman of another episode!)

The fish looks like it is for Charlie, so why isn`t on the floor? And where are the chairs?

Are they going to stand up while drinking their tea? Or sit on the floor in this unusually dark room?

[allyevo]

well thought out. i want to mock you but i like your style.

[255ad]

@randidno with all the walls and floor apparently painted pitch black you mean

[geoguy91]

@randidno Yeah, why is this kid's Mum always gone? Her son is borderline retarded with all the crazy things he does, he's liable to kill himself and Charley.

[Froschvampir]

Poor cat ;__;

[sorrowfulscreams1516]

lol charlie+teapot= PWNED

[biggus90]

rofl!!!

[CaptainDwight666]

charlie is now forever in intensive care

[herringthorpe]

The greedy cat got what he deserved.... nicking fish ,serves him right.

[vitroni]

WHAT THE FUCK

[SteveandOllie]

That water messed up Charlie's vocal cords he will never sing again

[lesterroberts1]

lol

[skunktail6]

Charlie says that he is possessed by Satan and must be exorcised.

[fungasuta]

Charly's what the cat's been 'avin

[billaeatscookies]

Chalie says why does this idiot boy keep following me everywhere

[cymruun]

That last sentence was a right mouthful!

[jimmyebasco]

Charley is a little bloody ignorant bogtrotter

[yppih07]

OMFG dat wos so funny! XD

BURN CHARLIE BURN!!!!!!!!

he looked a bit constipated really :S

[jerrykid1]

Charly got hot water in eye.

[LeFruFru]

LOL! charlie gets pwnt!

[GoodApolloXX]

sounds like he gets shot?

perhaps its a conspiracy...bad things happen to the cat because the kid sets it up..

id hate any cat that sounded like that lol

[mrjoecool]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!! ahahahah, omg, this is genious.

[belliebumz]

Charley is actually quite a disturbing character...

[dummyspitter]

poor Charley

[bryonyiam]

Charley says dont take the advice of talking cats

[LickMyLama]

When his tail is in plaster it looks like a penis.

[Onlyjasonhere]

''I had a cat like Charlie, he told me to invade countries and kill the jews.'' - Hitler

[AnthonyDingemanse]

every time I see charly it makes me happy.

[racl101]

Wow this is soooo incredibly depressing. In real life that cat might need a skin graft.

[SpikeXtreme]

These cartoons had more of an impact on children in the 70's than any other safety message.

I still DONT PLAY WITH MATCHES!!!!

[lostfan1986]

charley should die

[allenmark]

This actually happened to me when I was 2 years old, luckily I only scarred my arm slightly. Great video! :)

[Jess123thatsme]

The way the cat moves its head and speaks in a stupid jibberish language is hilarious.

[louchan1987]

someone needs to put that poor cat out of its misery

[mjd775]

...............hate cats anyway!!

[GordonMorrice]

That Charlie is a stupid fucking cunt. The advice is shite, too - how is anyone supposed to communicate that patronizing "advice" to a CAT ? A child ALREADY knows not to dick around with tableclothes. Fucking nanny state. I hope that reason we never saw that annnoying kid after 1989 was because a nonce got to him.

[Prysiau]

How can anyone give this post a thumbs down?

[GordonMorrice]

I often have trouble with humourless, puritanical, knee-jerk cheese-dicks. Such people deserve face AIDS for being so psychologically fragile.

[RumpleDoodle95]

God, this is bloody classic. Its hilarious, & genius

[HackTV]

cuz u think its a bad idea thunbs down and i never even read it

[rawalsh1977]

Do you have any children, you senseless moron? Children are not born with the innate knowledge that pulling a piece of cloth could cause a dinner service to come crashing down upon your head. You really are an idiot - a credit to your parents, no doubt.

[GordonMorrice]

Oh, so children should learn the dangers of the world from a glossolalic cat? The edict that my brother and I recieved from mother was, "Don't go near the kitchen when there's something on the oven," and so on. These cartoons deserve the mockery they receive, as they are both trite and absurd. The real life "shock tactics" education films, like the legendary short film about the kid getting electrocuted on pylons had a far greater impact one me than this jive.

[GordonMorrice]

It isn't really the advice that we are pouring scorn on - advice, I might add, that is being imparted by a GLOSSOLALIC CAT. No, we are mocking the triteness and absurdity of the piece. I learned throught experience that fire burns, water scolds and electricity hurts like fuck, and I hold no regrets for my horseplay - then or now, as a matter of fact. You need to breed a bit of recklessness into children. But more often than not, parents breed fear and ignornace into their cabbages.

[texasman562]

why are there sardines on the table next to a prepared teaset in the FIRST place

[cagusion]

Why does the boy allways hold is finger as if it had a bogey on it?

[loveheart58]

*points* eww horneeee cat! can't believe they allowed kids to watch this filth! i am utterly outraged by the explicit so-called "meows" =O!!!!

[Lazyguy22]

Where on Earth are they?

There's a table in a black void, and they can make screeching noises by moving their feet sideways!

[nibesaki]

Aww, poor Charly.

[confusedcalzum]

CHARLIES on DRUGS

[mistofoles]

LOOOOLL! "It's not safe to pull the tablecloth when there's a teapot on the table"..well,no shit!!

[wakkydude]

He gets hurt THEN tells a little boy what to do?

[choccybikkys]

yea didn't you know? charlie used up all his nine lives discovering first hand why all the bad things (eg matches, chip pans, strangers) were bad for you. this was the only one they got on film. :-P

[canti1988]

"charile says suicide is the only way out"

[nathansteers]

LOLOLOLOL! I will never get over that, it's the funniest shit I've seen!

[Avenger591]

Damn...Looks like the little kid's plot failed...

[sourlemon666]

scary!!! my mates mum had to take pills coz she was so petrified of charlie

[sophieXdophie]

'please note: no cats were hurt in the making of this, if any children pure hot water from the tea pot or kettle over there cat so they could put him in a sling we shall not take responcablity thank you for listening'

lol silly cat

[Wessel12]

Hahaha, thats hilarious!

[sophieXdophie]

please say you arnt taking the mick lol =]

[shayanstheman]

that was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen, i always laugh my head off wen i see charley talk its really retarded

[Bilgot]

Poor Charlie :(

[danminikin]

why on earth would that boys mother have a plate full of raw fish, heads and tails still attached, on the table anyway. nowadays that would be a cross contamination hazard, or something.. probably

[BexBullet]

how can you put a cat in a sling.

I mean...how would it walk :|

[hansobren]

I thought someone was being hit by a car at 0:08. :P This video is freaking hilarious! The cat looks like he's being electricuted or is having a seizure or something.

[dreanog]

Those where the days when you could talk to cats

Lassie, understanding every sniff and growl neow as actual words. clever

[demondragonflyz]

dum fucking retard cat, someone should ring it's neck. put it, and everyone else out of its misery.

[runeofthescape11]

i wish charlie died when he got boiling water on him and why does he need a sling?!

[Squab1972]

That cat is freaky!!

[YTVoIP]

What the F**K! To this day i don't know how us 80's kids got through that period sane while watching stuff like that!

[lalano1]

My Mum used to watch these LOL pmsl

[AndrewBattley]

Seriously, as I child these used to really freak me out

[eastiesfan25]

thts what ma mum said

[gingerton]

All this says to me is not to claw at a tablecloth to get some fish when there's a load of hot water and cups on it. Or when you're a retarded cat.

[beryldunn]

charlie says that was fucking hot.

[Wessel12]

HAHA!

[Guncriminal]

I'm sorry, but that was hillarious.

[baddab5]

Serves that cat right. Why couldn't he wait for a tin of kitti Kat like every other cat.

[Polysixchick]

I always shout at my cat "Charlie" to get his tabby arse off the table if he jumps on it. Poor Charley, I wonder what kind of impact this video would have on youngsters today?

[LilBabyPanda]

Charly is awsome! I mean who wouln't LOVE a talking cat???!!!

[jamesboltmore]

fucking hell a talking cat i wish i hadnt drownd mine now?

[bluesbrother37]

Charley rocks!!! Maximum respect to Charley!!!

[saddamsalaugh]

Charley says why did you put my favorite fish next to the hot tea pot ? you horrible cruel bastard.

[sasakinaru]

lmao >.<

[LippyProductions]

Lmao thats genius mate :) Spot on.

[Wessel12]

Omg, i can't stop laughing! x'D

[phxsns1]

poor charlie!That retard kid should have gotten hurt all the time.

[Jamie10004]

Charley says he knows now that its dangerous to pull the table cloth because he could damage the Braun Tassimo machine, which Mummy says are very expensive to replace.

[initialsjb]

wtf? the bastard kid should of been hurt not charley.

[randomandproudqueen]

i know i hate that kid charley is adorable

[Stargreened]

This would have to be updated now wouldn't it? I mean who uses teapots these days. Meeooww "Charley says never jump on the table next to the filter coffee maker" LOL

[danilouvalin]

OMG funny as hell!

[Jamie10004]

These should be re-broadcasted on the BBC. Not for nostalgia reasons, but for information purposes to younger children.

[drakason]

That Charlie is a boring twat. One time I was about to get fucked good and proper by a strange man that wanted to show me some puppies, but Charlie stopped me!!

[todayshorse]

funny how in this one charlies cat gets boiled by the water and then realises he shouldnt play near mummys teapot. But we never see charlie going off to see some puppies then coming home after getting fingered and telling us he now realises he shouldnt go with strangers!!!!! Great adverts, thanks for putting them on here!

[dongkong16]

hahaha they made a song from his voice i think...does anyone know what it is?

[coolcato]

it's by prodigy, called charley or charlie i think

[BlogNessMonster1]

i love public information films. keep away from electric substations,don't fly kites near pylons or talk to strangers. Don't play in disused fridges and keep away from frothing dogs-they could have rabies...how terrifying were they?

[MadAndShy]

The way that cat 'talks' ALWAYS makes me burst out laughing XD

[subliminalrapture]

I think they should bring back Charlie - He's so much better than those annoying hedgehog cartoons teaching road safety.

[musicwithedge]

This is funny as hell

[kleft]

TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT OF A CAT!