Tommy is so true...they have the nerve to say black women have attitude..white women will argue a cashier down..and don't let the cashier accidently skip a coupon...all hell will break loose
@stratocaster1986able you should get on the bandwagon...people talk about racism to humor people and they also talk other things on laugh factory other than race..if you beleive racism is the only topic comedians talk about then your looking for racial errors...if you cant take the criticism of america you should leave america or stop being a tight azz..
@stratocaster1986able Tommy Davidson's parents are white. He was adopted by a white couple when he was a baby, so it's part of his life. His jokes aren't racial for the sake of race. They're racial for the sake of humor. He's a great comedian.
@BBallertt I just like to hear different humour is all, I look to the recommended vids at the side, and there I see his other jokes "White women,"White fight,"Spanish TV".
"You know what, you can't help me (that's their way of calling you a pawn, on the down low), can I speak to your manager (that's their way of telling you, you ain't shit)? I know it's not your fault (that's their way of letting you know they feel bad for treating you like you ain't shit), but I am in a hurry (that's their way of saying they have a real job and you don't), and I need results now (that's their way of affirming everything else).
firsthand experience, worked at a convenience store for an indian friend's dad. it gets pretty explosive with the white customers of the female persuasion.
Tommy Davidson is still killing it!! Someone needs to give him a shot on tv again! Shit atleast doing his standup - Jimmy Fallon where you at!? Your the coolest mutha fucka.. put Tommy on!
"We don't know you, but we know you are bitch" XD Holy hell, that's so great. Im gonna use this at the next bitch i don't know but tries to be smart at me! XD
He's hilarious. Also, whenever he crosses his eyes, for some reason I think of old Sammy Davis Jr. I wonder if he's ever done an impersonation of him. XD
not sure what is more funny... tommy being cross-eyed for a lot of the clip or the side hop at 0:38 seconds (when the employee goes to get the mgr)... great clip!
@Jay20782 i remember it from one of his stand up specials, but i checked the transcript for "RED WHITE AND BROWN" and i couldn't find it, so i guess you win this time......
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You are not very nice people. You are not only ones in whole wide world. When world de turning, you no de standing. Even if you are standing, the world de turning. Everybody on Youtube never meet you in whole life think at same time you are fucking bitches. This how much bitches you are. We don't know you, but know you are bitches.
I would like to thank you Laughfactory for posting so many of this Tommy Davidson's videos. He is by far one of my favorite comedians.
BrunerD1 1 day ago
this is how bitch you are, we dont know you but you are bitch,,,,wow owned ..lk
superme010 2 days ago
look at tommy's lineup on the right side hes so racist ha
MMAFIREFIGHTER 4 days ago
Tommy is so true...they have the nerve to say black women have attitude..white women will argue a cashier down..and don't let the cashier accidently skip a coupon...all hell will break loose
peachycalmable 5 days ago
Did he say Cause you look like a fucking corey to me hahaha
xxxnwahsxxx 5 days ago
this guy is black this is probly gonna be funny
flargicaldemon 6 days ago
Black women are worse...
William4948 6 days ago
Why are nearly all these jokes about nationality or race stereotypes? Can people not talk about something else?
stratocaster1986able 1 week ago
@stratocaster1986able you should get on the bandwagon...people talk about racism to humor people and they also talk other things on laugh factory other than race..if you beleive racism is the only topic comedians talk about then your looking for racial errors...if you cant take the criticism of america you should leave america or stop being a tight azz..
kingkennable 1 week ago
@stratocaster1986able Tommy Davidson's parents are white. He was adopted by a white couple when he was a baby, so it's part of his life. His jokes aren't racial for the sake of race. They're racial for the sake of humor. He's a great comedian.
BBallertt 6 days ago
@BBallertt I just like to hear different humour is all, I look to the recommended vids at the side, and there I see his other jokes "White women,"White fight,"Spanish TV".
stratocaster1986able 6 days ago
ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF hahaha on point with the indian guy :D
KiranB1000 1 week ago
I had no idea that white women were all cross-eyed
aaabbbeee 2 weeks ago
@aaabbbeee just the inbred bitches
lygarx 1 week ago
Who's wanting to talk to me!? Lmbo!!!
MzSiddiqui 2 weeks ago
in living color
rebharath 2 weeks ago
I saw him about 10 years ago in Nashville.He was too drunk to do the second night.
MrBarney524 3 weeks ago
SO TRUE ABOUT FAT WHITE SOCCER MOM
saigondj 3 weeks ago
legendary!!!
tedmanowar 3 weeks ago
this comic is excellent
tunney101 3 weeks ago in playlist Featured Comics
Great show. Great Comic. Great Impersonation. Great Delivery. This is one of my fav. jokes.
spinchance 1 month ago 2
Shit.. I have definitely lived this shit... some white women can be serious bitches for no fkn reason. I think they think it is "empowering".
dalesalsa 1 month ago 2
too fucking good... too fucking good.. hahahhaa
dalesalsa 1 month ago 2
His Indian accent is perfect. not just the accent but they way he uses the words. sounds exactly like my manager.
dylzy222 1 month ago 2
White women always ask for the BOSS...
"You know what, you can't help me (that's their way of calling you a pawn, on the down low), can I speak to your manager (that's their way of telling you, you ain't shit)? I know it's not your fault (that's their way of letting you know they feel bad for treating you like you ain't shit), but I am in a hurry (that's their way of saying they have a real job and you don't), and I need results now (that's their way of affirming everything else).
imasonfree 1 month ago 3
@imasonfree Thanks for clarifying dude
jayrperiod 1 month ago
@jayrperiod No problem, you prick.
imasonfree 1 month ago
Funniest LF vid yet!
shezie125 1 month ago
lol so funny
rickybobby5150 1 month ago
Cream Corn!
Rezling 1 month ago
LMFAO "Whos vonting to tok to me?"
agahajak 1 month ago
Wow. He is imitating an Indian accent really well! Ok, a STRONG indian accent, but well done nonetheless....
kafcin 1 month ago
the impression of the manager is off the chain
KnockoutNed1 1 month ago
This is the funniest shit ever.
madnuke2 1 month ago
As a brown individual (south asian) I would just like to say that his Indian accent was pretty darn good. I give him two thumbs up. :-)
wannabe771 1 month ago
did he say, ''east indians?'' i think he means ''east asians''
3293794 1 month ago
@3293794 he means to differentiate from "American Indians"
MrRadaikon 1 month ago
@yaoifreak95
damn dude get out a little more, or as some else suggested watch more YouTube
lawae 1 month ago
I don't care how old he gets, he's always Mr. In Living Color to me....
Chrispolowater 1 month ago
firsthand experience, worked at a convenience store for an indian friend's dad. it gets pretty explosive with the white customers of the female persuasion.
wafeman17 2 months ago 2
haha wow first time i heard a black man do an indian accent XD
yaoifreak95 2 months ago
@yaoifreak95 Watch more youtube
Chrispolowater 2 months ago
I like how he doesnt just cater to the camera like a lot of acts
bumshka21 2 months ago
Tommy Davidson is still killing it!! Someone needs to give him a shot on tv again! Shit atleast doing his standup - Jimmy Fallon where you at!? Your the coolest mutha fucka.. put Tommy on!
lucky44124 2 months ago 3
give him a modafuckin dollar!!!
pimpineverytime 2 months ago
at first i though he was corny then he got very funny towards the end.lmao
NiNjAxASSASiN 2 months ago
I just discovered this guy tonight, one of my new favourites.
inkblack666 2 months ago
comedy beats porn
lzexlnero 2 months ago 128
@lzexlnero TRUE TRUE TRUE I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!
duckandcoverX 1 month ago
@lzexlnero Amen.
MatthewCJ3 1 month ago
@lzexlnero you clearly don't have enough testosterone
MaaNonu123 1 month ago
@lzexlnero meh.
pzcato 1 month ago
@lzexlnero Most porn is comedy
xxxnwahsxxx 4 days ago
Ever time!
6Diego1Diego9 2 months ago
I laugh every time I watch this
pepinator2000 2 months ago
man...man...man...fucking so hot funny..excellent delivery & performance...
Oneamongmany1111 2 months ago
"We don't know you, but we know you are bitch" XD Holy hell, that's so great. Im gonna use this at the next bitch i don't know but tries to be smart at me! XD
Rumono 2 months ago
I am a white woman and I think this shits hilarious!
thelamenamegame 2 months ago
33 white women watched this video
mcdonaldbrian93 2 months ago
i know why people dislike good videos on youtube they dont know those are advertisements...fuck, the video is after man!
guzanero 2 months ago
He's hilarious. Also, whenever he crosses his eyes, for some reason I think of old Sammy Davis Jr. I wonder if he's ever done an impersonation of him. XD
drvenkman1981 2 months ago
@drvenkman1981 If you ever watched Ren and Stimpy back in the day Tommy Davidson did the voice for Sammy Mantis a parody of Sammy Davis Jr.
TwoTimesForYourMind 2 months ago
@TwoTimesForYourMind Awesome! I just looked up a clip, so funny!
TheLaughFactory 2 months ago 2
woooooooow funnnnny man
ElegantlyBrown 2 months ago
this is 1 in a million ...absolutely fuking priceless..
jasonwins7 2 months ago
32 white women disliked this!
SteveAyala5100 2 months ago
I've seen this scenario before..LOL..he is not lying.
gangstamind187 2 months ago 70
WHY IS DANE COOK MORE FAMOUS THEN THIS MAN!!!
Bulldog76center 2 months ago
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"we dont know you, but know you are bitch"
smokedowngethigh 3 months ago
"We'll find out together"
LMAO!!
Reminds me of my aunt, she has the most authentic Indian imitation I've heard.
DreadfulControversy 3 months ago
LMAO..thank you tommy..that was good
vonversace 3 months ago
This is how much Bitch you are!! xD
NihilisticPriest 3 months ago
youtube really should remove the dislike button
TheSuperPsychaholic 3 months ago
OMFG Best one ever :)
CrappyVlog 3 months ago
you know what is racist: the tags in this video LOL
ninjarearJG 3 months ago
nice fuckin cameraman
Kickass1234567 3 months ago
This is the funniest!!!
borobai1 3 months ago
I'm an East Indian, I LOL'd SO HARD my cheeks hurt, would love to hear more Indian jokes from him.
WendyllG 3 months ago
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we know you are bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhahhahhahah
fanan454 3 months ago
the.... best....joke.....EVAAAAa!!!!!!!!!
wazscience 4 months ago
This cat is stupid. LOL. this cat makes me laugh so hard it hurts.
Sirkinney 4 months ago
fucking LOL
lukemandeseold 4 months ago
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just if you guys are wondering , its curry :3
the6thspartan 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheLaughFactory
This guy is good lol.
ALJ029 4 months ago
28 or more dislikes are bitches who act like that.
lukaqota 4 months ago
gets me all the time... so funny!
dorkymolemother 4 months ago
He should develop this character. I loved it!
HyperColours 5 months ago
Indian managers FTW!
TriviumFan15 5 months ago in playlist Liked
that was funny
TheVeedubb 5 months ago
This is a description of my future wife.
sabbo51 5 months ago
we don't know you but know you're bitch rofl
bilgisayarmuhendisi 5 months ago
not sure what is more funny... tommy being cross-eyed for a lot of the clip or the side hop at 0:38 seconds (when the employee goes to get the mgr)... great clip!
thesportsjunkie1 5 months ago
He stole this whole joke from russell peters, just sayn
KrustynailsVideo 6 months ago
@KrustynailsVideo Evidence please...
Jay20782 5 months ago
@Jay20782 i remember it from one of his stand up specials, but i checked the transcript for "RED WHITE AND BROWN" and i couldn't find it, so i guess you win this time......
KrustynailsVideo 5 months ago
@KrustynailsVideo Tommy Davidson has been around waaaaay longer than Russell Peters and this is coming from a fan of both comics.
rainey53 5 months ago 3
omg this was amazing....we don't know u but think u r bitch...lol
justmeruhi 6 months ago
MY NAME is of course, COREY!
TheMhn5 6 months ago 3
i can't stop watching this!!!
Misayra 6 months ago
24 angry white women. Dislike
RECTJ001 6 months ago 5
im indian and thts soo trueee
malubeast700 6 months ago
24 people saw the manager before hand. >.>
RestartingRS 6 months ago
fucking halarious man
ilovemythi 6 months ago
Now are you the fucking Cory? Or are you the fucking Manager
dix5878 6 months ago 4
dont mongooses eat cobras?
sneekygenie 6 months ago
@sneekygenie that is why he said a white woman going up to an indian manager is like a cobra going up to a mongoose
stfwho 6 months ago
"We will find out together" Fucking funniest/ truest shit ever XD
Dipsetinstrum 6 months ago 48
Those who dislike the video don't understand english
kadjatu5000 6 months ago
It is really good to see Tommy still doing it and still TEARING IT UP. I've got nothing but love for this guy's work. Thanks for the upload. =)
DrSmellme 6 months ago
lol the 24 dislikes got offened
isawabearonce 6 months ago 17
tommy is funny shit,,,he always talks about white wemen/ppl...hrmm
1barfbarf77 6 months ago 2
Who would dislike this? Shit is hilarious.
YelloFello15 7 months ago 66
@YelloFello15 the white ladies that were told the truth by the indian managers
klimer11 3 months ago
@YelloFello15 31 white women
AppleUniversity 3 months ago
@YelloFello15 white women.
Bulldog76center 2 months ago
@YelloFello15 Looks like 34 white women
earljcy 2 months ago
22 people are white women
azzamms 7 months ago
so true
Pavee1987 7 months ago
hahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!
messidinho4ever 7 months ago
HOLY SHIT!! HE BROKE IT DOWN SMOOTHLY AND FAF!!!
DOCTOROFLUVV88 7 months ago
isnt he from joanaman??
DevoeRunsLA 7 months ago
hhahahahahahaha
lable87 7 months ago
We don kno you but kno you are bitch
znorch 7 months ago 3
This guy is genius
ItSyAbOiIsSa 7 months ago
only black man that can successfully do indian accent... am I right or am I right??
str8bustaa420 7 months ago 83
@str8bustaa420 i dont think theirs many who try.
Constellashun 2 months ago
thumbs up if you read the top comment listening to Tommy Davidson's voice in your head
jthomp101 7 months ago 7
Haha..As an Indian ,I find this Hilarious !!
hardyischamp 7 months ago
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WeekendattheCabin1 7 months ago
Nice Indian Joke very realistic
lukaqota 7 months ago
''Currynsm'' ha ha
astalivista121 7 months ago
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happy
redcows619 7 months ago
"Now are u the f***in Corey?" LOL. He killed it
kbeatz20 7 months ago 2
" Bullshiyet " .. LOL!
FPstyle1 7 months ago
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Ha ha ha
Ammovir 7 months ago
There is a cobra vs mongoose video in the suggestions!
canyoncarbon 7 months ago
LOL!
sonofthedestroyer 7 months ago
Watched him yesterday! He was craaazy, jumping all over the place, pretty sure he was high, but hilarious none of the less...
naderbadreddine 8 months ago
I bet if he took that joke to India, it would go down like crazy.
oodoodanoo 8 months ago
Can't stop laughing after the video is over.
Anfmethodjor 8 months ago
tommy killed that.
rankincd 8 months ago
20 white women are still standing when world'a turning
PhatNationTube 8 months ago 3
this guy knows his religions.
VVarrio 8 months ago
Tommy is a natural!!
mooncooninc83 8 months ago
funny as shit but it needs subtitles
TimoMonster96 8 months ago
This is SOOOOO true about those annoying surburban white women! Neutralize their shit!!! ;)
Doxiemoxie91870 8 months ago 3
ARE YOU!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sundiataism 8 months ago
"What's this bullshit on my receipt.. SIR!"
64talb 8 months ago 2
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64talb 8 months ago
lol'd pretty fuckin hard when i saw the video title in the suggestions: cobra vs mongoose xD
xristinis 8 months ago
I love when white women talk down to me.
BliksemSP 8 months ago
I'm indian... and that was fucking halarious!!! not even racial at all!
gill4liife 8 months ago
I better start giving my mom some curry
Chillitz 8 months ago
#lol
SteveDude64 8 months ago
CURRY lol. Greatness.
michikoww 8 months ago
THANK YOU COME AGAIN!!!
MissBrownAngel 8 months ago
omg this is so funny! i have watched it like 20 times and counting
uranusisnotfunny 8 months ago
On behalf of those of us that liked this video, I have this to say to the ones that disliked it.
You are not very nice people. You are not only ones in whole wide world. When world de turning, you no de standing. Even if you are standing, the world de turning. Everybody on Youtube never meet you in whole life think at same time you are fucking bitches. This how much bitches you are. We don't know you, but know you are bitches.
Alterego894 8 months ago 250
@Alterego894 i would like to shake your hand sir or madam :P -extends hand-
pl0xMeX 7 months ago
@Alterego894 Lol! nice!
southoreast 5 months ago
@Alterego894 this needs to get back to top comment
emperorjj1 3 months ago
I love how cobra vs mongoose by nationalgeographic is a related video to this.
nateisbaked 8 months ago 3
Lool he's funny... Buh wtf did he say at 0:33
05gobis 8 months ago
We'll findout together.
vir123456 8 months ago
0:20 - LOOKS LIKE A BLACK JIM CARREY - THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!
StaightJoc 8 months ago
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LOL this how much bitch you are we don't know you but know you are bitch!
RoseAnnaLovesFood 9 months ago
Subscribed after watchin' dis!
Rocketfing3r 9 months ago 54
@Rocketfing3r Thanks!
TheLaughFactory 9 months ago 14
LOL this how much bitch you are we don't know you but know you are bitch!
OnShoreGuide 9 months ago 2
this guy is a legend hahaha
Conspiracyknowledge 9 months ago
we don't know you but know you are bitch! :D :D :D
Impostor82 9 months ago
It's like a cobra coming up on a MONGOOSE!
CompleteCarnageTV 9 months ago 4
@CompleteCarnageTV
Jazzy9964 9 months ago
15 people are white woman we dont know but know are B****!
Queensophiane 9 months ago 5
LOL! hell na
estestim 9 months ago