Home Movies - The Wedding 3/3

[kludgeon]

Some women are more "easy-going" than others. Just saying, if Melissa wasn't a cartoon character, she'd be legal now and probably a cutie. And a good cook.

[kludgeon]

Melissa would about be legal by now, and probably preposterously beautiful, witty, and pleasant to engage with in wanton carnality ..

[whoathatsalottapot]

@kludgeon what

[FriezaReturns00001]

Lmao McGuirk really wanted to get out of that fast! xD

[coteaz8]

I JUST WANTED TO STAND ON LAND!

[leeley05]

how the hell did jasons dragon ears go down? its a costume. lol too cute tho.

[CooldudeXXL]

Wonder what was wrong with the chick's body...

[KingBlackCharger]

@CooldudeXXL Dude isn't it obvious? She's horny and wan't SeX.

[SimoMcGauneo]

@KingBlackCharger Yeah, I reckon he were joking, unless you were too, now I'm the idiot, oh jeez.

[dexter1673138]

IM A MONSTER!!!!!!

[Chrisordie]

Oh my god he's loose!

[saphireroze001]

how did brendon pass out?

[PinguFanz]

SHUT UP DRAGON!

SILENCE!

SHUT UP LAND STANDER!

[xxTheCatsMeow]

Worst. Wedding. Ever.

[MrMrpurpkush420]

Thanks for the upload...

[midocrimsonfate]

0:45 0:48 I like that scratching sound ;D

[MrDaneOMite]

Man, I just wish they cut the sections of the episode better to where the second part ends with Jason saying "Oh my god he's loose!", that was my favorite part.

[shirye]

He just wanted to stand on land...

[1x93cm]

man...this is classic

[rejectofsoul24]

OH MY GOD HE'S LOOSE!

[ericrandelhardin]

I know it can be a tough transistion, bye.

[DelicateMelodies]

"I haven't done this recently... ...or in the past." Gosh, I love this show.

[ncsurfer311]

OH MY GOD, HE'S LOOSE!

[Banminator]

SHUT UP!...just stand there...DRAGON ATTACK!

[pbot2029]

Why the HELL didn't Coach have sex with the girl? Was he flacid? Was he not into her?

[suburbanweekend]

@pbot2029 i think he didn't expect to get as far as sex with that chick that fast plus so it was probably really awkward because he hardly knew that girl.

[Death2celebrity]

She probably caught Brendon's rash

[verdadficticia]

In the first part of this episode, when Stephanie tells Paula that McGuirk is nice, Paula answers with: "Yeah, he's harmless." She probably saw this coming...

[kkugelm]

omg he's loose

[tieinvestor]

Guys, coach said "good luck with the transition" at the very end. Stephanie is totally a tranny.

[asdfTroy]

@tieinvestor I'm pretty sure he said "I know it can be a tough transition" in reference to her parents' retirement.

[ROXIO7]

"I just want to stand on LAND!"

[sio42]

aww walter and perry are so cute

[Keiko8383]

Why were walter and Perry at the wedding? Did Brendan invite them, too?

[HeartBombChelle]

lmao Melissa catching the plant and sliding on the floor is just hilarious!

[powcat21]

Stephanie got a room at the church?

[damyndraeko]

wow.

it just dawned on me that the "dragon that is her friend, that she will own for all eternity", was an allegory to the institution of matrimony.

[valdezmiguel2]

@damyndraeko not an allegory. a metaphor. nice try though, you got the basic idea, faghat.

[damyndraeko]

@valdezmiguel2

Hooray..my first troll.

I always wanted to talk to meet someone

online with the manners of a

trailer park superintendent. Hooray.....

[tetrisclock]

Actually, you're wrong!

Brendon's movie is an allegory because it is an extended metaphor that teaches a lesson.

Brendon's movie is an allegory of marriage.

Nice try at trolling though, retard.

[PhilmoreJenkins]

@tetrisclock

Also the ending could be a metaphor to the parents getting angry at the kid when they scream and attack the landstander.

[ThePsychiatristsclub]

Legal, safe, and tax DEE-ductible.

[raecat101]

you were there...and you, and you...DUDE, i dont even know him!

[TheGingerlocks]

COACH!!!!! COACH!!!! JUMP ON THAT!

[cootmaster]

HAAA MC Gurk cut out FAST!!

[conker139]

dragon attack!!! rofl

[SneakerZeeker]

C'mon Mcguirk. lol

[SMO0TTTH1]

wheres the gnome?

[IwillKillYourCereal]

I just want to stand on land!!

[A2Z83]

McGuirk was not a virgin. He wasnt used to girls coming on to him that way and was intimidated. On the Halloween episode she was less intimidating and he began to have sex with her.

[Chris00822]

She touched Brendon, she was all over him. I thought Coach copped out cause she had the rash.

[rejectofsoul24]

OH MY GOD HE'S LOOSE! lol Jason

[harshroger]

i knew i recognized Brendon's Dad voice from somewhere, i thought it was louis ck, Turns out IT WAS Louis ck! (Who BTW also is a redhead)

[then00best]

@harshroger seriously? I fucking love Louis CK

[InvaderTen]

Melissa-DRAGON ATTACK!

Jason-RAWR! ATTACK!

Brendon-I JUST WANT TO STAND ON LAND!

ROFLMFAO

[baryldrummer]

I totally agree with Green and I'm a girl myself. D: Why the hell did the Coach cop out like that? She was practically begging for it. I guess when faced with the real deal, he lost it. lol

[DanRSL]

Hey, sometimes guys who are the most boastful about their sexual exploits are actually the most susceptible to "stage fright".

Also I have heard people muse over the idea that she also caught the rash.

[harshroger]

McGuirk wimped out that's all! he was scared like a virgin! it is at times like that (when your scared) u need to say 'F*CK IT' and just do it! literally do it in this case ^^ jeje...

[masterj22]

its cuz it would be meaningless and pointless. she was looking for affection through sex, for meaning and wanting to find love, in l8er eps she joins a member of a cult.

Coach realized it and felt like it was way to much pressure, and as much of a jerk as coach portrays himself as he is very tender and kind hearted and afraid of being hurt why his defense is always up.

meaningless sex is a desire alot of us have but it has soooo much baggage attached.

[baryldrummer]

Wow. xD You interpreted that very well. I guess it's my fault for overlooking the fact that this show will incorporate a little depth into their plot. Very well said. ;)

[RepublicAgent]

I would have wore that ass out. Afterwards we'll work out what was meaningful or meaningless.

[peniosasdasd]

Wow, that's fucking deep dude.

[echo8811]

LAAAAAAAANDSTAAANDEEER!!!

[HyaenaGreen]

OH MY GOD!!! Why the F**K would Coach not hit tHAT !!

It's everything he has ever EVER wanted !

[TheJWS]

she's a he, maybe?

[ymca398]

it probably something down there :P

[rejectofsoul24]

cuz its the desire, then once it happens it's so unexpected and you get nervous

[kasatka13]

I JUST WANT TO STAND ON LAND

[DaveyND1]

2:49 to 3:49 IS THE BEST!

[assassin1171]

"OH MY GOD HE'S LOOSE!!"

[DonEddy75]

omg hahaha i love tht part :D

[NaiTaiDai]

So first Brendon got sick from stress and now it's a rash? The human body works in varied ways, eh?

[wdelgenio]

i haven't done this recently...or not in the past

brilliant line

[Detaliah]

Arnold Lindenson is the best character on this show!!!

[1337ube3]

Wtf? Is McGuirk gay?

[chenalos]

Just jitters. It's hard to watch, but basically he was expecting a weekend hike and found himself at the base of K2. Too hot to handle...so he blew it.

[synthyboi]

I JUST WANT TO STAND ON LAND!

awesome.

[elvaelvirababe]

OMG i can't believe he married that bitch Linda.

[chenalos]

Well take a look at Brendon's dad. He's not a great father, he's neglectful of Paula, he's incredibly self absorbed. Linda just seems like another shallow move from a shallow man.

[davidcrandall99]

"We are gathered here today to - huuuh??? hahahahahaaaaaaa i knew i'd get it"

[aboutashow]

O God, he's loose

[UnlimitedProdiction1]

I wonder if the McGurik thing was open for interpretation?

I personally think she had the rash. Given she huged Brendon and that was the only person she touched throughout the episode.

[davidcrandall99]

yeah but she didn't appear until after the rash was there...

[eazyduzitjacob]

i want to see the full version of these shorts.

[5stringmikey]

this is the full version. This is the third part of the episode thus the 3/3 in the title. Look at the related videos to see the other two parts.

[eazyduzitjacob]

no, i mean the little home movies they make.

i want to see the entire home movie.

[Ty1Brown2Studioz3]

me too

[pele6922]

LANDSTANDER!

[IwillKillYourCereal]

Paula's boss sounds a lot like Shannon

[zmoore83]

Yeah yer right, it's funny, Shannon and Mr. Lindinson have always been 2 of my favorite guest characters.

[avilslare]

Well, Shannon is voiced by Emo Philips and Mr. Lindenson is voice by Andy Kindler.

[IwillKillYourCereal]

ok, thank you :)

[BloodyNickles]

TAP THAT CHOACH TAP THAT!!!

[nypad5]

OMG HES LOOSE ROFLMAO

[nonaestet]

I dont know, i agree with the coach. Women who act like that right off the bat frighten me. There has to be a chase, some anticipation, other wise it just says.. Crazy, or STDs!

[planetuoza]

@nonaestet: honestly? i don't understand the point of the.. or, 'a' chase. why can't i just walk up to a guy i like and tell him so, in a calm, rational fashion? granted, Stephanie is a different case because she's... wired, or something. and they had just met. BUT... yeah. nvm

[nonaestet]

@planetuoza Im all for a girl walking up to me, and maybe wanting to go out, get a couple of drinks, and I am even fine with getting some on the first date.. Just dont like the crazy forwardness..

[planetuoza]

@nonaestet: i guess i can understand that, as i also have a problem with crazy forwardness from guys. it can sometimes... carry echoes of violence... but that's just me, lol.

[Xhotsk8g3orgiaX]

@nonaestet  right,so you're gay ?

[rustyryans]

I just want to stand...on land.

[DavidMartinIV]

WHAT A SHOW!!!!!!!!

[mjaliwa2]

coach is wack...what kinda man is scared of free pussy lol

[Dan3257]

I would say a man in a committed relationship; but I agree, I thought coach would be up for it.

[JakesJams]

JUMP ON THAT SHIT, COACH!

[salsa101]

For some reason, I have more respect for coach Mcguirk.

[Iconology]

OMG HES LOOOOSE

[Trinnztubefun]

Arghhhh... I just wanted to stand on land!!

[pkmdz]

they spent like an hour doing nothing in a rented hotel room lol

[ricomoore]

i think migurk is a virgin an didnt know how 2 do it

[whyusucksobad]

mcgurk is gay now...

[Falsepuppet]

McGuirk has a self-destructive personality, so it's not that we didnt want to get with her, its his need for self destruction. if you couldnt tell that you havent watched very mush home movies.

[mikescott77]

so true. it could also be that he is so insecure that he thought he would be a disappointment.

[belfastlawd91]

I watch alot of home movies..and it never even occured to me that mcguirk has a self destructive personalityy..maybe he was just a nervous wreck about bein with the chick? he's socialy awkward and romanticly awkward as home movies fans know..

[meANDmyRICE]

i think mcgerk has a small penis cuz he didnt want to do that lady... or maybe he has herpies but not a condom..

[RocketRacer]

.....because those are the only two reasons for not wanting to do a lady. ever.

[ProjectOriginGuild]

I think someone wants to tell us something Lol

[meANDmyRICE]

lol.

[zergling355]

OMG hes loose

[khalithistle]

is it just me or did they neglect, for whatever reason, to pitchshift the actor melissa's voice to get the usual sound of the character melissa, in the last scene? the lines around about "...but is also my friend" and "SHUT UP LANDSTANDER" in particular just sound like an adult

[boysinblack]

I Just Want To Stand On Land!

[rev3800]

you probably right,..she is a little nutty..thank god of the evention of the paper bag and pillow..lol

[BigJuicyx3]

It's probably a good thing McGuirk didn't have sex with her remember what happened in the episode "coffins and cradles"?

[myjonpod]

why mcguirk why didnt u get laid

[rev3800]

on my good he's loose....i think mcguirk is a fag, i would've totally bang that chick

[Shipgate]

Why did McGirk not wanna bang that chick?

[Nostii7]

lol. i know.. rite? i think he is just dumb

[Zorbyworby]

AAATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

[agenstuall85]

what is wrong with the giurkster

[RenzAngelz]

lmaoz melissa caught it

[TalonJuggalo]

long live mcguirk

[UsukButIRok]

lol, at the very end of this clip, jason gongs the "soup2nuts" label

[smuff10]

this video isnt working...

[CodenameLegacy]

The Gong of the landstander ...who, stands on land.

[klogg13]

"I am new minister for this ceremony..Okay, I haven't done this recently,...or, in the past. But I assure you that what I'm about to do is legal, safe, and tax-deductible!"

[SaraSoandSo]

"I just want to stand on land!"

[stanger196]

Mcguirk is a coward A COWARD!

[Scudmongrel]

Have you ever been propositioned by a woman you barely knew who was wayyyyy to forward (and awkward)? It's scary.

[xxgothxxxx]

yes, yes I have.

[alanwang96]

OMG I WANNA BE A LAND STANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! OH wait,i'm already am.THATS FUCKING AWESOME

[whodey1946]

brendan's soccar coach is a player

[HappyGestapo]

LMAO I love that line!

[ruckusninja1]

im am a land stander to

[Mexxico57]

I think Mcguirk is a virgin...

[monkeydavis1]

she had a rash! i get it now!

[davidapost]

The hell is wrong with mcguirk?

[inferno1217]

she probably didn't look good without clothes.

[ruckusninja1]

i think she had the rash to

[FilosSoapEyed]

"Oh my GOD, he's loose!"

[WhatAboutJellyFish]

OH MY GOD, HE'S LOOSE!

(The best moment ever on this show in any episode ever)

I've seen pretty much every episode too

[goodwithinevil]

yeah about mcguirk in a later episode dosent he mess around with her once she shaves her head and starts her own relegion?

[Mexxico57]

he does, but you don't have to spoil it for others

[BusHitStudios]

SHUT UP DRAGON!

[wasabe13]

ya..why dose mcgirk pass up that chance..?

[GiantsOLB53]

you dont get the corralation that brendon and mcgirk are having the same experience? that woman has a rash and mcgirk doesnt want it

[SkyDav1s]

that actually makes more sense i think. good shit.

[BLHtube]

AH HOTNESS I WANNA BANG YOU

[ECWpwnsALL]

metal gear awesome lol

[XGoatFishX]

To add to that,he always gives Brendon dating advice so you would expect him to be a pro and seal the deal with ease,but again,how funny would it have been if he did?

That's what I make of it anyway.Thanks for uploading this episode!

[XGoatFishX]

Coach Mcguirk didn't go through with it because it wouldn't have been funny if he did...

The joke there was;he was so set on going to the wedding to hook up with Paula's friend,and was talking the big talk but when the moment came he just couldn't follow through on it.He hits on a ton of women but always gets rejected.He didn't expect to get that far so when he did,it was just awkward for him(It's probably been a few years since he has got any too).

[OmarAlQaseer]

Coach McGuirk punked out...

[StonedTortoise]

ALLWAHWHANANWANNNADO IS GET MARRIED

[azzurri418]

aren't i right, my dragon-slave-companion-lifefri­end ... that i own ... for eternity ... and belongs to me ... but is also my friend.

[kars2]

OH MY GOD HE's LOOSE

[4youglencoco]

i LOVE the way jason says that