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  • MILF

  • Didn't he lock the door?

  • you closed the door at night, but it was open in the morning....your mom totally saw ahahhahaha

  • I love the ending:)

  • Oh great, now I have to go on a hunt for whitestripe16's comment!

  • i actually counted the sheep xD

  • Anyone else notice how the clothes appeared at 2:46 even though they weren't there the night before?

  • and i thought i was the only one who stood up till 3 in the morning thinking "just one more vid, just one more vid"

    HUG ME KINDRED SPIRIT

    after you wash your hands

  • Pretty much.

  • This guy has serious issues

  • Its funny how this happens to me every night.

  • But we're NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT

  • Have the same alarm clock!

  • Pillow in the fridge?? TRYING IT!!!

  • POV

    Person Of View

  • @YourMinecraftSeeds POINT of View...

  • @YourMinecraftSeeds point of view

  • @YourMinecraftSeeds point of view

  • story of my life....

  • i have a sure fire way to fall asleep , " HISTORY"

  • I thought the door was closed and locked??? 0_0

  • thts a good idea

  • you said mother in the dream but in real life it was your dad

  • This happens to me every DAMN NIGHT.

    so thank you for making this!

  • @inoshikasakunaru same!!1

  • @superjchamma THANK YOU FUCK FRED SHOW SHIT YO

  • 521 dislikes, hows that even possible

  • I'm getting tired of this goddamn fucking FRED SHOW adverts.

  • i'm watching this instead of sleeping :(

  • 13 sheep and 1 talking sheep

  • "who put the wall there"..

  • is that an alienware laptop?

  • @thomse58 no i have the same laptop at my school. theres a little red thing that can be used to move the mouse between the g and h.

  • Your clock is propped up by Battle Royale, thats so awesome :)

  • This video scared the shit outa me

  • BUT THEN WHO WAS DOOR??

  • didnt he lock the door before he went to sleep?

  • Omg Mom what r u doing . Your mother was murdered but were not not... WTF

  • the same thing happens to me every time XD!!!

  • 3:03 right now, and Im just watching this, Crazy ?

  • there were 14 sheep

  • Every Single Night...

  • she said "your father was murdered"

  • wait.... didn't his mom say his mother was mudered? wtf...

  • He locked the door, yet the door was open in the morning.

  • i fell asleep after counting 2 sheep.

  • 14 sheeps !

  • When I am trying to go to sleep I watch College Humour... I don't jerk to it though.

  • His mom said his mom was murdered then he said that tge dead dad thing would suck.

  • Check the fridge

  • Does he say "is that even possible/ how's that possible?" in every video?

  • anybody knows who the video on the laptop is from?

  • Ron Paul 2012

  • Couldn't sleep, saw this video, lol btw lol at the door being open at the end and porn paused

  • lol, he was just playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent

  • I love how he immediately thinks its a murderer when he hears the noise.

  • @KTH568 'murica for ya

  • @Nyanih im an american that had me on the ground

  • How it that I am watching this at 3:03am because I can't sleep?

  • How the hell did the door open at the end

  • Wich ch is this

  • the mom is pretty hott

  • how fuckin hairing is his arms

  • 14 sheeps :P

  • LOL put pillow in fridge.. i actually used to do that

  • he closed the door when he went to bed, but it was open when he woke up

  • guys who keep saying that the door was open at the end: inception

  • he fell asleep with his door closed but he woke up with it open

  • Hahaha its all so true

  • *searchingthelovebutton*

  • why is his door open at 2:39 didnt he lock it?

  • How many people ACTUALLY check their fridge?

  • Lolololol

  • 1 2 3 4 CHECK THE FRIDGE!!!!

  • 2:39 Who opened the door?

  • 2:39 who opened the door? :O

  • @whitestripe16 lol he did get caught ahhaaa

  • @whitestripe16 The same person who paused the porn.

  • @whitestripe16 ITSA GHOST!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!

  • @whitestripe16 Who was phone?

  • didnt he run into his room and lock his door? how was it open in the morning? o.0

  • Who the fuck sleeps with there door open.. weirdos

  • 1:24 "Check the fridge"

    ROFL, i so didn't expect that :P

  • pillow in the fridge.. hmm, i wanna try that

  • btw HOW WAS THE ROOM DOOR OPEN ????? WHEN HE LOCKED IT.

  • NOT NOT NOT NOT......LOL HHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

  • You call THAT porn? NEWB!

  • Wait wait wait... There actually was a murderer. I can't be the only one who noticed his door was open when he woke up... He locked it when he came buck from shutting the fridge.

  • the door was open at the end of the video... but he closed it...

    o.o

  • @Solidgrass His mom opened it when she came in...

  • @JonJonFtheW But she came in, in his dream

  • i use to have exactly these problems, but now i am on some heavy prescription drug-cocktail with amphetamines, SSRI and antipsychotic drugs.

    well, at least i'm sleeping like a baby, a druged up baby that is

  • Falls asleep: Door closed and locked

    Wakes up: Doors open

    Just thought I'd point that out

  • that alarm is exactly the same to my one and i got an adrenaline rush s soon as i heard it. god i hate that fucking alarm!

  • LOLOL, porn always makes me tired too, I don't know why.

  • wow its 3:06 and i'm watching this

  • That was the fastest pc bootup from sleep EVER

  • Did nobody else realise that he locked his door, fell asleep and his door was open when he woke up? =/

  • i swear to god if i have to see that ad again on a college humor video i'm gonna go fuck jonah hills mom.

  • Anyone see a banana on the Chandler 1:52

  • THAT MOM IS A MILF!

  • dead guy on the floor at 2:44

  • @MultiHendo no. thats cloths.

  • @LoneWhiteWolf13 thats what he wanted you to think

  • @MultiHendo no. its plainly cloths.

  • @LoneWhiteWolf13 plainly cloths ;D i know what you mean.

  • fapfapfapfap then sleep ZZZZzzzZzzz

  • His name is Vincent.

    Don't believe me, watch "Visiting A Friend"

  • does anyone else just put on jamz?

  • Anyone notice that the third time he squirted the lotion it missed his hand completely?

  • Thumbs up if you actually counted the sheep.

  • Did anyone notice that in the morning the door was open

  • I'm interested in the video he was watching.

  • if u get caught jerking by your parents u have to look them in the eyes and finish like a beast!

  • @golfjew23 i thought is like a bouss

  • @golfjew23 Insanity wolf?

  • @golfjew23 Ah,a follower of Insanity Wolf I see. :)

  • @golfjew23 insanity wolf meme. unoriginal

  • @golfjew23 copypasta is copypasta

  • @golfjew23 Man that's hard core.

  • @golfjew23 best fucking comment ive ever read

  • @golfjew23 masturbating to your parents faces. oh yeah thats a turn on

  • @golfjew23 id offer them to join in

  • @golfjew23 I'd like to nominate you for an award for having the biggest balls.

  • @golfjew23 DANGIT who was the comedian who said that I cant remember his name... or was it from a movie?

  • That is my worst fear.... My mom or dad catching me jerking off. Like if that is also your worse fear lol.

  • Wait, so was that lotion or...

  • Hes bad at counting there was more than 4 sheep. I counted

  • same...alarm clock

  • "check the fridge" LOL

  • ROFL. i have actually seen that video

  • also that dead dad thing would have sucked...

  • Did anyone notice the door was open agin :0

  • they should do more of these first person videos

  • 14 sheep.

  • It is funny, because it is true.

  • the note book is an IBM thinkpad (the same one that i have) and you can only run windows/linux on it... but when he opens it it's the mac sound...

  • @melonpotato Its a fucking video kid 

  • @Kcinxantos and?

  • @melonpotato its kinda faggity to point out details like that... its just a video...

  • @TripleMPhoenixz wow.... just WOW!...

  • @melonpotato cool story bro

  • Open fridge door AND a swinging chandelier?? PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

  • God this is so me...

  • but we're not not not not

  • who sleeps with there bedroom door open

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  • when you watch porn no murderer is scary :D

  • "Mom always said it was just the house settling. Settling for what? Being a noisy asshole?"

  • @dawningsun everyone heard him say it the first time...

  • @danbaseballfan um.. she said father not mother

  • "Omg mom!"

    "Your mother was murdered last night..."

    Anyone notice that?

  • @danbaseballfan She said father.

  • I hate buffering

    I hate ads

    I hate buffering ads you got to be joking

  • @TheForougite I hate when a 1:30 ad loads perfectly and i HAVE to watch it, then the video has to buffer -_-

  • 'OMG WHO PUT THE WALL THERE!?" XD

  • He locked his door then it was open?

  • This guy explains exactly what happens on school night every night

  • "Oh thank god my mom didn't actually catch me jerking off... also that dead dad would've sucked."

    lolwtf

  • was anyone else weirded out by the swinging chandelier like in Paranormal Activity?

  • 13 sheep. bad omen

  • Thank god my mom didnt catch me jerking off...... also... that dead dad thing woulda sucked #firstworldproblems.

  • Someone caught him haha, he work up with an open door, that he locked the night before

  • Didnt he lock the door

  • check the fridge XD

  • haha i can never get to sleep im the same as the 1st part :P

  • oh yeah, same computer!

  • I was about to fap, But I started watching collegehumor...

  • we're not NOT NOT NOT NOT... lol true story

  • We think he was hiding in the fridge but NA NA NA NA NA NA

  • LOL! But first Porn! hahaha

  • Three Sides lol