Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 - The Sloppy Drunk

[MrKingPerfect]

i saw it coming....

[ProffesorSpaz]

anyone notice that his hose is broken? gigidy

[BlizzardIceFox]

who noticed that the tv has episode 16 playing??

[FriarTuck1234]

Whom else noticed the Arabic Vacation episode playing on the T.V.!

[megahylian72]

@tannu6lovelife  yep

[tannu6lovelife]

did you guys notice that on the telly it was the Arabian joke Sheikh? episode 16

[PPPISMO]

OMG ICANT GET ENOUGH OF THESE JOKES/..THEY MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[wwefan12372]

الله اكبر

[Twizzlerskates]

@46 seconds the previous joke is on the T.V.

[mcweaky]

@Twizzlerskates

i noticed that 2

[iwuvsh0es7]

A king has togoto another kingdom fora peaceful visit. Heknows thatall his men inhiskingdom aregoingto hump his queen, and so to makesuretheydon't, hekeepsonabelt onhiswifewhich has a sharp blade thatsnaps shutwhenever something goesinto her vagina. When he comes back, he tells all his men to drop their pants, and sure enough, everyone’s penis's are cut off, all except for one man. He goes up to the man and exclaims, "you are worthy of being my successor. Tell me your name." He doesn't speak.

[MegaBytes124]

anybody notice the dragon ........ me neither

[MrSUPERJACK2010]

Hi my names bob

[fartikinz]

0:48 country hick eli

[MrIntelM]

Haha!

[TheStavrosK]

this one could be the best of all!!!

[megamillion12345]

anyone else notice the shotgun under the bar?

[ThatUndeadGuy666]

@megamillion12345 Look at this Drunk people + Violent drunks = Fight?

But Drunk people + Violent Drunks + Shotgun = Problem solved :)

[LasagnaRocks]

don't get it.

[themonkey445]

@LasagnaRocks the drunk guy was his dad, and the woman was his mother.

[randomness711]

@LasagnaRocks are you fucking kidding me?

[97pigz97]

i love it how he stuffs up or stutters. it just complet's his jokes <3

[StretchGargan]

Anyone else notice the 2 top comments are the same?

[treymanfly]

Anyone notice the tv in the background

[thexlalax]

old one

[CoryGeorgeMusic]

LMAO!!!

To me,music is life and life is expressed through my music.Come to my page and experience different variety of music. I got club songs,love songs,songs dealing with issues,caribbean flavor music and many more. Come and experience a different kind of music.......real music.......'feel good' music........my world of music.

[izlude2]

lol at the TV  they're watching his other joke xD

[coolclipsVEVO]

Thumbs up if u watch Eli's Dirty Jokes when u are sad ot unhappy

[darkoneter]

@coolclipsVEVO or just wanna laugh hard :P

[TheMurderfaceX]

Ugh. My dad told me he screwd my mom on new years wen he was drunk

[abcdefh123able]

wait what



[animerox155]

Lol

[tysoncyrus]

who noticed the gun under the bar?

[Thecatboi]

Loved it :D

[cabooseaholic]

at the rate of beers that drunk guy is drinking, hed be dead before the punvhline.

[asus7607]

lol thats my dad

[7blueblood]

theres this woman with no arms and no legs, and a guy passes by and she calls him over. he said "yes mam" and she says "can you do me a favor?" "ok what is it?" he replies. she said "ive never been huged b4,can you hug me?" so he hugs her. then says "well ive never been kissed either" so he kisses her. then he asks "anything else?" "well um, ive never been fucked b4, can you fuck me?" then he picks her up, goes to a river and throws her in and says "NOW your fucked"

[atmfazlan]

@7blueblood well u can write good stories

[Brugar18]

@7blueblood never heard that before! good one LOL

[Sinisterene]

Best of Eli's

If you're new here, just start from 0:15

[potasiu2]

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.. and doesn't.

[TheRockets66]

@ITSlindsey928 Look at the tv screen at 0:46 then at 0:58 and it shows his last joke.

[jmikeone]

@0:26 They have a sign for Heinibuns instead of Heineken beer LHH

[SuperEddieFromRoblox]

I knew that was gonna happen.

[diazjasmin68]

Eli is in everyone of his jokes!

[iTzStevvieGriffen]

itz funnie how he smiles at the end

[VTVStudios]

Looks like the guy in the purple jacket is smoking a doobie.

[imacandycorn]

man on the right is ELI

[PunchingKitty]

Eli is the guy to the Right of the Middle guy

[soppysue123]

YES EVERYONE WE SEE THAT JOKE 16 IS PLAYING ON THE T.V NOW SHUT UP!(: kthanksbye.

[Gummibearlover1]

the guy on the other side of the guy on the middle >>

he looks like eli

o.o

[cyreelluvzanime]

this is a cute joke about parent and child.. :)

[EpiCBuRn07]

anyone notice at 0:30 on the tv behind them was episode 16 of elis dirty jokes on the tv behind them

[NatalyInsanity]

awkward

[cuzimspecial1]

i heard this before so i knew what was cummin'... YO MAMA! OH! not funny...

[HerrRytter]

how do you get 4 fags on a stool? Turn it upside down

[cuius11]

@HerrRytter i would love to introduce you to a lovely program idea concieved by xkcd. it reads youtube comments back to their authors before they are posted.

THINK ABOUT IT.

[HerrRytter]

@cuius11 what do you mean?

[bears1276]

00:51 ,Elis is the Redneck

[metroid885]

This joke is too old, heard it a million times.

[conradbhockey]

anybody notice the rifle under the counter

[xWan234x]

punch lines are too delayed by extended story building, delivering a potentially funny punchline that's been over heightened 

[CarpetStainRemover]

@xWan234x I love how no-one wants to hear your review..

[xWan234x]

@CarpetStainRemover thats nice, you keep lyin to yourself that this is funny then.

[CarpetStainRemover]

@xWan234x Ahaha whateverr

[star552816]

i love ds jokes

[Batistta56]

Brilliant

[T16Akatsuki]

a man bumps into a womans tit and he says im sorry but if your heart is as soft as your tit you'll forgive me. she says if your dick is as hard as your elbow i live upstairs in apt 321.

[aLeX533266]

@T16Akatsuki Stop repeating the same joke!

[FatGuy574]

hahahahahaha woooow, this guy is soooo funny

[TheRiMproductions]

wat a twist lol

[BecauseIamDiffrent]

my friend got it....she's 10.

[Beastmast3r5254]

Ep. 16 is playing on the bar TV

[JTNickelz]

That one was too... Predictable.

[XxsubjectULTRAxX]

LOL I GET MOST OF THESE JOKES AND IM 13!!!

[teseringprz]

@XxsubjectULTRAxX Dude so am I.

[MrRebellZombie]

@XxsubjectULTRAxX im 12

[Amy96hahahaz]

hahahahaha

[xboxboy123100]

Hey why did the apple go to the doctor??? reply this and i will tell you the anwser.

[jarodmclaren]

@xboxboy123100 why

[xboxboy123100]

@jarodmclaren becuz he had worms its not a good joke

[LucarioRulez75]

@xboxboy123100 Why?

[gnation1yo]

@xboxboy123100 why

[MrGodOfWarful]

Thumbs up if u saw episode 16 on bar's tv

[hancuffs]

anyone else notice that the last joke was on the tv?

[DjFuckinRydo]

yeah me

[Hondo20132]

@hancuffs yes. and did anyone notice that in every episode there is eli disguised as someone?

[aj10799]

@hancuffs They're all on TV You moron...Its animated by Cinemax...It was on TV First....

[cuius11]

@aj10799 hes talking about the tv in the bar in the video, you dolt

[omgYOUkilledLENNY]

@hancuffs yep

[icedragoon707]

@hancuffs really? i saw it on failblog

[abdu841996]

@hancuffs yea

[ITSlindsey928]

@hancuffs what do u mean?????

[legomaster335]

haha eli is the guy with the pipe

[airman4100]

oh the irony

[Aksayish]

hahaha and yes i also noticed the gun

[skating1998]

has anyone noticed that there is another ep of this show playing on the tv there watching

[TheHacked101]

i get it

[cincinnatireds712]

AnyBody Notice That There watching Episode 16 of elis Dirty Jokes????

[runescapenoob41796]

@cincinnatireds712 yeah

[buneter]

@cincinnatireds712 its 17

[Superfunny122]

@cincinnatireds712  no

[kanesizer9]

@cincinnatireds712 No, were watching episode 17 dumbass.

[TheSkesh]

@kanesizer9 He meant on the tv....dumbass

[kanesizer9]

@TheSkesh I know, I noticed that as soon as I posted the comment, sorry! XD

[closetmonkey15]

@cincinnatireds712 no, i have a life jks

[MrDalePorter]

@cincinnatireds712 I SAW IT!!!

[irondudeify]

@cincinnatireds712 yes

[King0x]

@cincinnatireds712 LOL it means that they were watching it on loop for 20+ minutes? XD

[Hickoryboy13]

@cincinnatireds712 episode 16 has saudi arabia

[persiangurl1]

hahahhahahahahhah so funny

[jclar8883343]

0:31 aribian justice

[TheYaMaHa97]

did anyone noticed that they are watching episode 16 on TV

[EpicRandomGirl]

On the tv is the last episode :D

[MatawanBullShark]

I actually expected the punch line.

[mychildishmoments]

any one recognize that the tv is playing the previous episode o.O

[kippetjeuh1]

Thats one of those TMI moments. lol

[myownworld131]

did anyone else notice wut they were watching in the tv, it was the last joke lol

[blacksymbian97]

0:31 Dirty Joke Ep 16 on TV!

[BlueYaniBlue]

The drunk guy kinda reminded me of Homer Simpson :\

[jerbear938]

DOes anyone else notice how at 0:31 on the Tv scrren on the right, the screen shows the shika (idk what it is actually) from episode 16 when he walks into the tent?

[ballsopt]

lol, saw that coming a mile away

[TokeBlem]

@ballsopt Fak OFF!

[TheSOurSweetGOne]

hahahah! and their watching one of Eli's jokes

[1234jlaow]

they were watching ep 16

[aBigHelloKittyFan]

its not really dirty but it is funny :)

[somekid557]

@aBigHelloKittyFan whys every thing gotta be dirty perv

[aBigHelloKittyFan]

@somekid557 its called "Eli's Dirty Jokes"

[somekid557]

@aBigHelloKittyFan i no

[tikkeltje]

good one

[teriboffle]

have you noticed that the thing playing on tv was the last joke number 16

[gurkis35]

ROFL that was good.

[XxTheTerrorOfDeathxX]

Didn't get it o.o

[terminx12]

@XxTheTerrorOfDeathxX everyone thought it was just a random drunk guy saying stuff about his mom but when actually it was the man father

[powerstrokersmoker]

has anyone else noticed whats on the tv?

[TSHTSMusic]

Anyone noticed that in the bar, the TV that's playing is showing clips from joke # 16?

[johnclark93]

this is some funny shit

[Amkmaa]

this is my favorite so far

[ImDaCommentator]

has anyone noticed that on the tv screen its the arabian joke

[samuriguy909]

lol they're watching episode 16 on tv

[246superdragon]

its episode 16 or 15 on the tv look

[CaRaReNaE15]

haha. at 0:47 you can see a scene from episdoe 16 on the tv (:

[skywalker040]

I KNEW IT!!! HE WAS THE DAD!

[oscer191]

notice on the tv it's eli's dirty jokes 16

[Justwosweet]

I saw this one coming but I'm at the bar with my dad all the time.

[paypal689]

LOL

[AgentAMV]

I like how they show an older joke on 0:46, check the TV :P

[ryanx3barbescu]

my dad says that all the fucking time with othere people hate it

[123rickross]

@utaoub you can make fun of any race but people might respond differently and its about drunks in general black or white

[UTAOUB]

I notice there is a Black character in the beginning of the video. It's not "Politically Correct" to make jokes about Black people....but it is still OK to make jokes about drunks??????

[lolzomgz1337]

@UTAOUB Since it was not makeing fun of the black person for being black, it's fine :) Also drunks arnt a race, also being a drunk is a lifestyle choice, black people can't help being black. :)

[truegirl87]

lol i guessed that was what happened.

[weis567]

at joke 16 is on the t.v.

[Lidzz77]

the TV is playing episode 16 lol

[cUpCaKeGiRl1415]

GO HOME DAD YOUR DRUNK AGAIN~!!!

[stuntzforlife]

hey search stuntzforlife on youtube and watch Wake Up Scare Prank,  thanks!!!!

[damarh]

lmao

[04luciFerzAngeL04]

AHAHAHHA WHAT A DAD!! XD

[hairypoopsauce]

hahahah at 0:30 it shows the clip about the men in the tent

[MrBeastly294]

haha another episode of eli's jokes is on the tv

[KingSkulkZ]

i knew that was coming!

[legendie123456789abz]

I got in so much trouble in school for telling this joke!!

[jake233517]

Nice;)

[SasukeCoolGuy]

lol the tv a episode of elis dirty jokes is on

[batzaya99]

hahahahaha. Wait a second, there is a shotgun under the table.!!!!!!!

[Conkerx189]

@batzaya99 there's always a shot gun behind the bar lol :P

[McPsJ101]

i really ddnt expect that coming..,that way it made me lol

[TheSpaLife88]

....now that's proper!!!!!!

[jim421997]

on the tv its the episode where the guys meet all of the women in the tent lol

[GligarTheWarrior]

the lolipop salesman joke is on tv at the punchline

[RCman]

lol, i'd be PISSED!

[ylil007]

all these eli's dirty jokes int funny doe

[Appleboy05]

wow this was pretty good ..everything about it was awesome..episode 16, bloopers etc and espically how the old man talks lol

[iDiana0392]

oh ya i did...the gun is there..

[Alpacalyptic]

lol look at the tv at the far right at 1:00 it shows the arab guy from episode 16!!

[riflelord2]

lmfao

[ARSAAA95]

hahahah best one yet!!

[remo1360]

lol this was amzing :))