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  • its bad but have u seen the Chinese cars. there horrifying at crash test

  • Car.rar

    

  • Front seat: Failure

    Back seat: Failure

    Trunk: Safe

  • its a chinese copy... for sure

  • FYI.... THIS VEHICLE HAD WEIGHT IN THE TRUNK AND WAS TRAVELLING AT >100 KPH

  • this is the perfect car to use to commit suicide, but i think suicide is wrong

  • that is why after I bought this car, i decided to ride in the trunk!

  • show me the car fax

  • must have been a woman behind the wheel

  • doesnt even have to be compressed at the junkyard. the accident does it for you lol

  • made in china :)!!!

  • LESSON 1. Paper cars Are not good

  • Chuck Norris can survive this

  • OMG! this is my fuckin' car!!

  • made in china !!

  • @FoolishTboy His awesomeness just crushed that car!!

    Cheers!

  • @FoolishTboy dude, dont even try...

  • @FoolishTboy chucknorris jokes aren't funny

  • You could buff that out.

  • Anyone know how heavy the ballast in the trunk was?

  • OMG! Is the wall OK?

    (And where did the "car" go?)

  • Now I know what to get lady ga ga for her birthday

  • I thought this was the hyandi accent....

  • Crumple Zone starts at the trunk. This thing is an egg carton.

  • now thats what i call a crumple zone :D

  • Bad car

    

  • This Should Be Justin Bieber's Xmas Present!

  • let's make it justin biebers birthday present

  • chuck norris crashed one of these, and survived the crash without even a scratch on him

  • To buy one of these do you have to sign away your life?

  • This is what happens to a car at 100mph, not 100kph. Tests were carried out at 60mph and then at 100mph, this is the result at 100mph. This car was designed and built in Australia, but i would guarantee that any car in a 100mph crash test would be just as bad if not worse off.

  • @SammichN0W except dis car was going at 20mph

  • This is the version of the Opel Rekord in Europe???

  • That'll buff right out.

  • it's the neatly folding compacting car! In time of a crash just packs everything bodies and all for easy clean up!!! looks like it's made from tin foil glad it isnt here!

  • Ok - here's the facts. This is an early model Holden Commodore and this test was conducted at the NSW RTA Crashlab facility in Rosebery (facility is no longer there). This test was conducted in the early 90's and the Commodore was tested at 100 Kph into wall to test the capabilities of the newly commission crash test site. I was part of the engineering team that set up this test and I was responsible for the footage. We used Stalex WS 3 high speed camera's running at 1000 frames per second.

  • Made by GM, Quality of Lada

  • The music freaks me out!

  • A commodore at 45kph. Shit Holden's.

  • @ 0:00 you have a car

    @ 0:01 you have a heavy damage car

    @ 0:02 you have a paper weight

  • looks good as new!

  • There is holden's precision engineering right there, no foults at all, ill always trust riding in a crumpledore!

  • Crash was done at 100kph.

  • Naw thats just the crumple zones

  • that car is made out of aluminum foil

  • What the hell was this car put together with.... tape?!

  • Was it made in china?

  • "I think it'll buff off."

  • you + your family = toast

  • talking about crumble zones

  • pffft just a flesh wound

  • Nice car :)

  • good car. Boom and you ded, no pain.

  • HA HA holden crummydore FAIL!!!!!

  • @the124Lscania more like holden crapdore

  • It's a fact, this test was done at 15 mph

  • lol

  • That looks like a tofu on wheels. What did they do launched that poor car from a space shuttle launch pad?

  • Now you know why teens shouldnt drive old cars!

  • @manoflifeable yes! mum buy me a new beemer!

    

  • 100% safe

  • This must be the new Honda Accordian.

  • @MySegaSaturn its called honda accord not honda accordian and how is this a honda anyway? it is an Australian 1978 VB Holden Commodore.

  • @2000tomyboy It's a joke dude. Look up what an accordian looks like and you should then understand it.

  • @2000tomyboy Lol someone didn't get the joke then ;)

  • @2000tomyboy Accordian=musical instrument. Google it and you'll get the joke.

  • For all those of you morons who think this is a Russian car you can clearly see the steering wheel on the right side....it is in fact Australian Holden Commodore....

  • made in china?

  • i wont crash with this dacia 1310 in a hummer in 70 mph

  • they otta make more cars like this

  • it's a biscuit

  • This Video has been around for a while now and as has been pointed out many times the car has no drive train and has sand in the boot to make for an explosive impact.

    For those of you interested in fact, it is an Australian 1978 VB Holden Commodore. Australia has some of the toughest automotive design rules in the world. I have seen the real crash tests this car was subjected to and it performed nothing like what you see here. This has nothing to do with poor construction or design!

  • @alexgubbay152 Holden is a subsidiary of an American brand we all know... GM which they have certainly created their fair share of clunkers. In fact nothing about the car is Australian in relation to its frame and certain design parts.

    But agreed this is rigged and isn't an accurate representation of the car. Commodores are awesome cars =D

  • @alexgubbay152 Damn right I smashed my VB 2 years ago wrote it off, but the car was still running afterwards. VB and VC commodores had a bad problem with towing heavy loads for long periods of time. They would bend right before the back wheels, it was something to do with the body, they fixed it on the the VH.

  • @alexgubbay152 So filling the boot with sand in the 1970s and taking the drivetrain out is part of the "toughest design rules in the world" is it? I would have said "most useless and irrelevant" since no-one drives around with the engine, gearbox, prop and diff removed and a boot full of sand. I think Aussies just do massive crash tests for fun - next time, put a bom in it :)

  • the rear seems to move faster than the front!

  • One question : What the hell is it?!

  • @kazik1234321 its a dacia 1310

  • @jurigalvagni Thank you very much :)

  • @kazik1234321 ok!

  • It's got no tailshaft... at all.

  • This is why Russia should stick to manufacturing guns.

  • (after 0:02) is this a magic trick, where is the car ???

  • @rx154 good one

  • it was a test of the new facility........ drive shaft was removed and there was like 300kg of sand put in the boot.

  • Sooo...basically what we're seeing here is an Accordion thrown at a wall at ...80 mph ??

  • Just saying, this crash test was conducted at like 80 mph or so. Not the typical 40 mph. Thats why it's so bad. You can tell by the way the back end lifts up. It wouldn't do that at 40 mph.

  • this isn't a test of the car, it's a test of the facility.

  • OMG! Is the wall ok?

  • lol what a safe car

  • that is serrrriously bad.. FUCK!

  • ive never seen a commodore get hit with enough force to do that. i ve seen one that had rolled and hit a tree and it was better than that. i bet theres no engine in it

  • @evilr32 We had this car in Britain it was called the Vauxhall Carlton and was made from 1978-1986, it was a nice car, my dad had one new in the 80s. I have to agree with you that car being crash tested had no engine in it no car that size would crumple like that, unless it was slammed into the wall at 100mph or over.

  • would you die?

  • Look how much crumple zone it has  :D

  • @Koor1000 Safe car then :D

  • they should put george bush in that car

  • holy crap... did this make production?

  • @waynerd23 YES! O_o

  • If you decide to drive in this car, why don't jump of a flat directly?

  • That car was made in Russia. And i think the last thing they need is that car, especially after all of the vodka!

  • @trykkestar This isn't a russian car. It's australian Holden Commodore.

  • but russian vodka is good

  • DAAAAAAAYUUUUM!!

  • i've shit out stronger stuff than this

  • its a good car if you want some "family bonding" time.

  • It's speed approx. 330 m/h

  • 'brand new, from JML, it's our New Folding car! 1 crash, and it's normal to flatpack in 2 seconds!'

  • This car had the driveline removed and the boot was filled with concrete.

  • Introducing our new state of the art compact car

  • five people died in that car.. if ya know what I mean...

  • Seems legit

  • The moral of the story is - if you're going to be travelling in an old Commodore, sit in the boot!

  • You gotta love the background music!

  • That'll buff out!

  • In Soviet Russia, car crash you!

  • @DeviantxRaven Holden was not built in Russia, probably it's american shit.

  • @robsohorber I know this already. Holdens are Aussies. They are however owned by GM, so you are half right.

  • @robsohorber it's Australian

  • @DeviantxRaven Mate In Soviet Russia they don;t have Holdens :P

  • fuckin gm shit

  • damn its basically like u ran into a wall without the car...the car just does more damage

  • lol i own a 1979 VB Commodore :S might try not to crash it after seeing this

  • Holden Commodore .. 

  • Shitty car.

  • But the illegal aliens in the trunk survived...

  • @BigChiefLtd go suck a dick

  • haha is that a holden vh or vb or some shit lol

  • At least the groceries in the trunk are okay

  • the all new 2011 holden bag car, just drive it in to a wall put it in a bag and go.

  • i watched a mercadies bends crash and i guess that guy found out how much a mercadies "bends" ahahahahahahahahah............­...that was lame

  • @mrthisguy100

    It's Mercedes Benz, you dumb shit!

  • @santa3103 It isn't a Mercedes benz idiot

  • @geovabuliccio

    Of course it isn't a Merc, I was merely pointing out his pea-brain spelling skills... "mercadies?" wtf was this guy during primary school?

  • @santa3103 its an australian 1979 vb commodore

  • @turborota

    No shit sherlock.

  • Who made this nightmare???????

  • Yes it blends!

  • Holden sucks

  • Putting dummies in that car would have been cruelty to dummies.

    After saying that we drove one of those cars for years and now I'm glad we didn't hit anything..like a cardboard box or a piece of tissue paper because we would have been goners.

  • This car is like throwing a piece of shit against a wall same effect.

  • holy fucken liquid human !!

  • Every zone of the car is the crumple zone.

  • There was NO dummies in car. Those white thingy was a headrest.

  • if i was in it ill be a puree

  • so, if you wat to survive this crash... get in the rear. :)

  • @Abadoeba15 you first champ. 8)

  • @Abadoeba15 in the boot haha

  • what's up with the porn music

  • @MyChemicalJasper483 music for the people smushin' inside ;)

  • the rear looks fine

  • @7stefan7vn Thats what I tell my girlfriend every time she says "So...How do I look?"

  • Rest in piece dummies. Or should I say, rest in pieces? Rest in yellow, crumpled pieces.

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  • this crash was tested at 80 kph with 2 tonnes of sand. any car with that would do no better.

  • Australians should stick to designing boomerangs

  • no the crumple zone is the whole car

  • YES! We've succeeded! The rear bumper is perfectly undamaged!

  • I know what to buy for just about every person at my school

  • HOW MUCH FOR ONE !! :D

  • i know what to buy for justin bieber's birthday :D

  • @TOKIOHOTEL1000000 Funniest thing is to read this comment written by a TOKIOHOTEL fan... :D

  • @MrScratty i don't see what TH and JB have in common?

  • @TOKIOHOTEL1000000 Would be interesting to know if it's just a German phenomenon but here many people would wish this to Tokio Hotel, especially to Bill Kaulitz as well... It's not that I hate Tokio Hotel nor Justin Bieber but it's been kind of funny to read this when there are so many people around oneself that do not like Tokio Hotel... :)

  • @MrScratty but those people are just stupid... TH is a very good band with good songs, not a crapy 8 year old looking thing with pop shit. and those people are just jealous.

  • dont buy a Bommodore

  • DEATH TRAP!!!!

  • The engineers who designed that Commodore must have shit themselves after they saw the crash test. What were their bosses going to say about that one?

  • The brink wall was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUoh. that wasn't so bad.

  • @12809inthetubes And the dude was like

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---*boom,spla­t,spatter,snap,crackle,pop*

  • better survival rate if you ride a motorcycle lol

  • chinese shit........100% death,no survivors

  • ROFL

  • its made of sticks :P