Pizza Man Wind Up

[19dec1981]

i didnt get that 12-6 one. can someone explain pls

[absurdrhino]

@19dec1981 he said do you do TAKE AWAY, Take away as in 12 - 6 = 6 (twelve "take away" six equals six) and take away as in ordering pizza over the phone

[weejock85]

"do ye dae liver"

"aye we deliver"

"can I have a liver & pineapple"

"we don't dae liver on pizza"

"but you said ye dae liver"

Hahahahahahaha funny as fuck. I'm gonna try that one -.-

[TheLobaski]

so so so funny!

[Stevoid1990]

haha

[carmine92207]

Na this not a pizza check out mine

[LegaliseUK]

@doomguy5000

So, half sisters are fair game then? It's no really incest if ye hae different dads? And it's no really paedophilia if she's kinda related? Sounds mair like the weegie land I ken, ye winnae get done if yer father is a good catholic

[LegaliseUK]

@doomguy5000

And you've probably got a 3 inch cock and a 6 inch blade. Makes you feel tough having a big thing in yer hand though eh? Murderer and rapist my arse, yer wee sister probs still sticks joob joobs up yer erse for a laugh.

[cyberhmoob]

Poor Pizza Guy. His life sucks already and you had to make it worse! Man wtf. LoL.

[TekWolfy]

@doomguy5000

Why the hate, son?

[LegaliseUK]

This is my favourite prank call ever, piss myself every time I listen to it, and I'm the culprit for the Geeza Joab prank call on the right. It's not as funny as this one.

[stfuwk]

lmfao

[janette3000]

mint



[spinlessbastard1]

a real classic , love it ......... :)

[John2K90]

lol

[wastedwasted3]

scottish women

[nukeboy221]

do u do take a away "yes"okey watS 12-6 FUCKIN CLASSIC IM GOING TO HAVE A GO AT THAT 

[markbrave]

classic!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jasminaa98]

LOL!!!

[rowers1111]

FUCK OFF YA WEE CUNT

[kurtisabc]

funny

[004SWEETGUY18400]

hahahah so funny

[Daniasie]

thats just mean

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

this is what everycunt talks like in scotland?

[RobMocar]

this is my all time fav wind up do u do liver lol

[DeCyph3red]

the 10 people that disliked this are pizza men >=D

[2010ryanmcc]

top class wish i knew the name of that pizza place id be phoning all the time well funny.

[gizzie98]

how stupid do u get !!!!!!!!!!!??

[mukhsanain]

guyz got atitiude he shud be fired...

[mukhsanain]

GOFRADUMP lol

[123bigfeet]

@ryan111A its fine its just i h8 the shit scots get

[mattbrown201]

that guy was a shit wee 12-6, cat eating Irish Leprachaun bastard!

[MrSuperneil05]

Ring the tit up and ask to speak to the Mexican guy MABAWZA RITCHIE

[20HC4L10]

lol do you doliver

[123bigfeet]

@ryan 111A shut it !!!

[ryan111A]

@123bigfeet  Sorry

[meatisdeliciouse]

I want his number.

[ryan111A]

scottish people are so aggressive

[meatisdeliciouse]

I want his phone number.

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

haha the liver pizza one was even funnier because the guy actually said it in that way, like WE DO-LIVER..

[Mansfield168]

forgot about this, hilarious! Shame that fat cunt Moyles dont do anything like this - he used to be funny!

[2012ratchet]

rADIO 1 iS tHE bEST

[iDreamyyyXx]

fuckin fake

[sjf1903]

If you listen carefully at the 2nd wind-up, the guy answering says "yes, we do liver" and not "yes, we deliver"... listen again, it's quite clear.

[munn2006]

It's 'The Pizza Place' on paisley road west.

[thefrecklepuny]

Bart Simpson vs Moe has nothing on this!

[SkynetNealUK]

does anyone know where i can get an uncesored version?

[michaelwright999]

phone the pizza man.

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

Its funny whas the point

[skiman189]

superb

[michaelwright999]

Im from Edinburgh so I am posh and speak queens English, That Glasgow stressed out lad is the scream of the year.

[jamieallan69]

1:09 makes me think that the place is called pizza palace?

[gabi131415]

hahaha XD

[lyrasama]

LMAO 'we do do takeaway'

'whats 12 - 6?' XD

[craigmcdonagh1]

hahahahaha, prank phonecalls are the highest form of comedy

[eyeballdude]

lol at the comments! hahaha

[911Eggplant]

GAY AHAHAHA!!

[savannahshacara]

wtf

i dont get it

[xMiSsChEiFx]

What dont you get about it??? lol

[jamesgers08]

how the fuck dont u get it?

[savannahshacara]

lol because i didnt have my volume on so all i saw was a pizza and i was like... huh? lol sorry

[michaelwright999]

time arsehole, Your a TROLL.

[michaelwright999]

That is so funny, Im from Edinburgh that worker is from Glasgow and yes that is how they speak to you. best yet.

[martinmc11ira]

shut up u tit. all glasgow are not like that and hes from dundee u fuckin wanker

[michaelwright999]

He may live in Dundee, His accent is working class Glaswegian a peasant like you.

[BONES8593]

wow harsh lol

[michaelwright999]

why not, It is very funny, guys a scream.

[wooferfreak]

@martinmc11ira whas from dundee?

[CampbellHendry]

That's a woman not a man omg

[ryan111A]

i think the scot was really pissed off by the fact that a pom was taking the mickey out him

[ablistuk]

Hullo ya ba' bags! Scotland has a bangin' sense of humour mick818522, plus anger. Its a great mix! Think you'll find that the world's top comedian of all time, as voted by other comedians,was Scottish. Get it right up ye!

[Mrmcgourty]

dam right brother rock on billy Connolly the Scots are the funniest people ever.

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[McgrorySon]

scotland<3!!

[mick818522]

Why have the scots no sence of HEWMUR?

[TimeSplittersChimp]

what a retarded comment

[mick818522]

BALLS!

[wooferfreak]

@mick818522 im scottish and im NOTHING like him/her

she needs anger management and to be fired!

[mick818522]

@wooferfreak Good on yer

[wooferfreak]

@mick818522 wouldnt u like to go in that shop and punch her in the face

[mick818522]

@wooferfreak Much so. What? This is za pizza shuop

[wooferfreak]

@mick818522 im a pizza shop, NO A PUNCHING BAG!!!

[Jimpac857]

that iz funny shit..:) :)

[WACUSROSS]

That Guy clearly has issues.. i wish i knew what pizza shop it was .... go in and take piss out of him if he still works there :L

[wooferfreak]

@WACUSROSS Pizza Place in Paisley, Glasgow

and its not a he its a she!!!

[jodibjodi]

proud to be a scot ya wee c*nt..

[howinfectious]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA LMFAO

[danwats18]

thats hilarious!

[Onyxthebest]

lol omg xD

[MeefShmeef]

i dont like ittt!! :<

[strar009]

Haa Sott MIlls has the best arch nemesis everrr

do you deliverrr? haa pmsl funny stuff!!

[bubblegum866]

omfg funny shizz :L

[DarkWarthog]

ANITA GOFRADUMP!

[busvids08]

well go to the toilet then pmsl

[yermaw145]

I think thats a woman thats speaking

[michaelwright999]

no its a guy Its funny.

[CampbellHendry]

Its a woman.

[majkimajk81]

the liver.. and everything is clear

[HopalongC]

'do you do take away, 12-6 LOL

[xXYewTewbXx]

anita gofradump lmfao!

[R3D00d]

FUCK OFF! YA WEE BASTARD xD!

[prangman2008]

QUALITY!!!LOOOOOOOOOOL

[lkiie2]

i love that british accent...X]

[sheepshagginbastard]

thats not british...thats weegie

[RossCelticFc]

shut up ya fuckin fanny al speak glasgow. n the dole is the giro suhin yer familiar wae.

[miller1114]

Advanced windows? The best you can hope for is an early death.

[RossCelticFc]

hah ryt ok wee man

[RossCelticFc]

english bastards fuck off

[RevenDS]

Shut the hell up you retard.

[RossCelticFc]

want me ae batter u and yer da wae the same backhander??? naw didny hink sae so away n brush yer teeth ya black midden

[RevenDS]

Your eloquency astounds me. I live in Glasgow, so if I see you, I'll be waiting for a beating, shall I? I've been attacked by a ned before. I hospitalised him.

[RossCelticFc]

thts gd fir u son..

[miller1114]

I'll take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again!

[RossCelticFc]

if a wanted ur mother miller1114 ad jst need ae click ma fingers n the dirty wee cow will come runnin

[miller1114]

Haha. You are from Glasgow aint ya boy! As I am from Scotland, I am embarrased to be associated with people like you. Now go and pick up your methedone and get your welfare check...you little fag.

[RossCelticFc]

ryt listen up wee sacs..am only 17 n probz still have a better job thn ye

[miller1114]

Going to another city and trashing the place doesn't constitute a job.

[RossCelticFc]

c if a wis a rangers fan tht wid make sence but ma name clearly suggests am a celtic fan ya daft bastard

[RevenDS]

'Advanced Windows'? Window cleaning evolved, eh?

[rosscyc1]

naw service engineer pal. u on the dole aye?

[RevenDS]

What the fuck is the dole? Speak English.

[Mahavishnu80]

state benefits

[Memorizations]

I'm from Newcastle and even we say Dole, ya fucking idiot.

Class wind ups btw

[miller1114]

Well, imagine my embarassment.

[gallahullyt]

your a disgrace lol

[RossCelticFc]

wit u tlkin abt ya fanny

[RevenDS]

Working in Burger King is nothing to be proud of.

[RossCelticFc]

nah a work fir advanced windows wee chap..wit dae u dae stack shelfs?

[dime2st]

hahahaha

[dime2st]

its a shame you english bastards are a bunch of shitebags that cannae back up all the shite that comes out yer mouths.

and you all sound heavy fuckin gay aswell, gayboy accents. i love how when iv been in england, all the lassies fuckin love the scottish, and all u hardmen shite it at the sound of a scotsman.

FUCKIN ENGLISH BASTARD!!!

[dangerdave059]

aye there dicks!

[rudeswan]

i'm also hard as fuck on a keyboard

[MrAngelheart79]

are you stevie wonder

[MrDiscodave22]

couldnt have said it better myself mate, english wankers

[TekWolfy]

@MrDiscodave22

Well, it's been a year since this comment.

Have you gotten an education yet, son?

[fenix182]

Anchorman hahahaha!!!

[yermaw1332]

Anita Gofradump :L

[RfcKirsty]

lol

[manutdchampions0607]

Well said ma man;)

[nikkmac88]

class. lols

[ghtyuiohn]

its sounds like a woman

[AJcub]

This is sooooo f#ckin funny !

Anita Gofradump, way he said it in his accent made me nearly piss my self !

[maceysfather]

absolutely totally brilliant

[roobad]

I can just see a grey haired man with a really red face on the other end of the phone. Bloody hilarious!

[ProDanAvFc]

haha quality

[irishpunk73]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!!

[danthewightman]

Kenny Carter check it out on youtube. and you decide

Speedway 1982 World Individual Final: Heat 14 Part 1

I laughed my ass off these are great

[thescottouille]

i didnt understand the 12-6 joke (being not an english speaker), could someone explain?

[thescottouille]

nevermind, i looked up takeaway and i found out it means to substract too.

[oscarlikesjackass]

he was just saying it for no reason just a laugh to wind him up he wasnt really making a joke ok thescottouille

[89775]

This is hysterical, especially the take-away bit ha ha classic!! 5/5

[cfcannemarie88]

ahahahahahhahaa :)):)):))

[halfordlova13]

hhahaha

[PINKKYLIELOUISE]

This is brilliant

[martinwilliamrandall]

Theres no funnier,drunker our thicker race than the manky peodphile rapist scots classic

[oa1oa2]

thats the english making a laugh of the scots

[csta]

Fucking english cunts! Still need to try the do liver one though... lol

[willow06star]

go and eat shit

[csta]

I'll feed shit to your mum ya twat, keyboard hardman are ye? There is a reason the english are scared of the Scots, and that's because we'd rip your heads off in any sort of fight. But we don't want one, we enjoy your tax money too much. Free university education, yay!

[scottycee15hiiy]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[keenaldo1]

lol whats 12-6 that amazing i have to do that

[scottcrawford5]

halareys

way funny

[badbusta4lyf]

lololol soo funny. FUCK OFF

[XoxKirstenxoX]

lol funni

[richiew84]

lmfao!!

[ituyosha021]

what a fuckin childish little cunt

[AB5309]

first 1 was class

[homer25simpson]

lol whats his number??

[bonjdance]

Absolute Genuis - where the hell did this stupid debate come from Grow up guys!

[CuckingFunt]

i fucking love this

[aaronman07]

Twat Above Haahhaa^

[SPOOKY155X3]

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[kelseyjanee]

LMFAO.. soo funny... !! hahaha, liver and a pine apple..!! take away, is it take out... hahahaha

omg hahaha

[x1xDarkxAngelx1x]

lmaoooo thats sooo funny x

[Redline748]

this is a funny post, why ruin it by turning into a racist slagging match

[skunko99]

tight scottish people?? we are the most generous people ever

monster that doesnt exsist??

st george the patron saint of england what did he do?? o he killed a dragon!!! a monster that doesnt exsist!!!

and look up what in the world that scottish people invented!!! and how many lives things like penicillin saved invented by a scotsman so take your crap elsewhere till you know facts you retard gonna see where you come from and ill repost parts of scotland stuck in the past lol your an idiot!!

[newc1531]

You really need to learn how to use punctuation. Written English differs somewhat to the diarrhea that often comes out of the mouth of a Scotsman.

Speaking of inventions:

How was copper wire invented?

Two Scotsman fighting over a penny

Also of note is that 20p pieces are so shaped so that when Scotiish people use them we can get them out of their hands with a spanner.