Catchy Title

[HotaruZoku]

Or you could rape minds with the firm wand of Truth...but you'll have to find that Gym to assault them on the way out of.

Perhaps a Starbucks.

[midgum]

LOL, this one beats the "nutrient water" rant as my favourite seanbedlam video ever :D

[Xakryn]

"I want to be a whimsical rapist." LOL Brilliant.

[SlightlyCompletely]

"Cause they haven't thought of it." HA! Brilliant line.

[explorerpete]

HAHAHAHAHA wow! That hilarious!

[Pawsz]

i duno if uv heard of michael barrymore

[ArtypNk]

You can come by my house, and perfect your techniques by raping me. Sure, it will be extremely weird and awkward, but we will have one of a kind memory.

[newishness]

As soon as you lose the spontaneity and excitement and zest for rape then you really need to check out some kind of counselling.

Rape counsellors aren't just for the whiny victims anymore.

Keep your pecker up. I'm rooting for you.

[HotaruZoku]

Now that needs to be on a t shirt.

"If your going to be a rapist, for God's sakes don't be a mindless about it

Bedlam Style - Raping from the Soul, since '04"

[PipnBeanz]

It's not rape if you should 'SURPRISE!' first

[EpifanesEuergetes]

The ad beside this says: "Live the lifestyle you've always dreamed of!" I guess the programs that select the videos for the ads are smarter than I gave them credit for.

[AnniieMechaniical]

Not only is he a rapist he's a wanker.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

live your dreams

[SpywareBMX]

dude you could go to jail for a threat to society. but this was funny ass shit!

[FleeTskies]

cops couldnt do shit...

[endlessjoe]

hey it's jennfab on joe's account... he just made me watch this, and we both laughed out loud hardcore when you said "let my work speak for itself." hahahhaha love you so much, xo, jenn

[thefreeassociation]

This video is a disgrace. And also esthetically pleasing...

[KosmicQi]

its the raping of logic that comedy lives for isn't it. thats my dream anyway! take a linear pattern and screwing up, down and every which way into loose! words and images can really move that way.

[colinneedshelp]

Try raping cripples.

No one believes a word they say.

[jamed2017]

LOl why do i feel bad for laughing at tht

[colinneedshelp]

Because it is bad.

Shame on you.

[FleeTskies]

but being wrong is right, so then you're good again, which is the evilest thing of all!!!

[perkele0079]

You're the funniest cunt on YT, but this talk about rape has got me worried.

[hpso12xu]

what do people think when they see you walking around the park, talking to yourself about raping people?

[FredSpade]

Superclass.

[elsalways]

yuck donnie is so gross.

you were halarious!

[Donnie2020]

Right back at ya.

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

I rape the rapist

[jfleshdprop]

U need to feel the rhythm of the rape.

U know, feel the flow.

Like incestual improve.

What comes to mind is the moment.

Never say no or take no for an answer.

Know no nos,

U know.

[quotagirl]

Howzabout becoming a lothario?

You'll do well - just believe in yourself. Rapists don't and have no self-esteem.

So... you're in the wrong market there.

Just a thought.

[seanbedlam]

You are a kind soul. :)

[Daye04]

You can tell jokes while doing it XD

[Harshfate]

"a rapist that knows how to live in the moment... ya know what i mean?"

-Sean Bedlam

dude ur still the best on this boobtube shit! keep em coming!

[sweaterpuppies1]

lol definitely awesome new material :)

its the whole walking bedlam cheap cam thing. high quality cameras just don't capture the essence.

[microrganisms]

HAHAHAHAHA

John the Baptiste should feel honored!

[seanbedlam]

I'm just a lone voice in the desert, preaching family values.

[markleslierobert]

Keep 'em comein'

[BoomCasa]

this is pure gold...hahah...i don't wanna be organized i wanna be a whimsical rapist...living in the moment...that part was killed me...

[BoomCasa]

OOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK.....quirky rapist...i'll only rape dudes....HAHAHAH...funny shit dude...

[gagli010]

Rape is funny. *Fond memories of Mr. Carlin...*

[seanbedlam]

Stole his last special and watched it over the weekend. What a legend! He now lives on in my pirated DVD collection.

[gagli010]

Indeed. This reminded me so much of his rape skit. I know you wouldn't want to entertain drunks for titters, but you'd be ace on stage man.

Cheers

[gabrielized]

I still think its funnier to be John the Papist. Damn.

[Stardomproductions]

But you do rape people, you rape them of there dignity and pride!

[marcoseiji]

NOO! don't live your dreams! lol

[KiraBagira09]

i shouldn't be looking at this video and say how inspiring. i should look at this and say, how disgusting. this is awful... but instead, i say, heck it makes me want to do something amazing with my life. you freakin weirdo♥

[seanbedlam]

Confession: years ago I purchased the full set of Anthony Robbins discs. They seemed to be motivating me to become a hugely energetic dork so I stopped. "Get The Edge! Be a terrifying Uber-Clown!"

[knifesedge]

lets hope rapists dont start telling jokes. Youd be held accountable for all of them having admitted on video you plan to do it

[seanbedlam]

Hang on, are we talking royalties?

[knifesedge]

What, like Prince Charles or Prince Phillip?

[cloudmonkeys]

Become the first comedian to carry out an audience holocaust. Rape is passe. Its so 1990's.

[Loadie]

Fuckin' Hell. I'll be the best rape you've ever had! <3

[darthdidious]

You could knock them out, rape them, then leave a card so when they wake up the see that they were just raped by "John, your friendly neighborhood rapist"

[endlessjoe]

I laughed until my anus bled. So, in a way, you comedy raped me via binary code. That's a pretty hefty feat.

[seanbedlam]

The thing about this video is I can't really respond to any of the funny comments without crossing a line into a world where even I will

start being disappointed in me.

[analiasahotmail]

Every time I watch your vids I feel like I've been raped.

(in that safe, sane, sexy, consentual way, of course.)

take me now, you brute!

the safe word is Perineum.

;)

[seanbedlam]

Well aren't we just one great big ugly, disturbing happy family? The best part is the feeling of being needed.

[analiasahotmail]

Ugh...Perish the thought. I have sex thoughts about you and that would equate with incest and oh my god I just threw up a little.

perineum.

;)

[FukenPsycho]

Too bad changing the world isn't as easy as changing your occupation.

[TheCouncellor]

All great comics have worked close to the edge you are one of them.. very clever..

[cootal]

Bravo!

[gilligan07734]

now if you can make someone you just raped laugh. that my friend would be pretty damn impressive.

[66Beanshit]

I'm just waiting for the shit-storm to start on this one. Incidentally, I gave it 4 stars (quality issues kept it from 5); I have a sense of humour, that's why...

[Workinman101]

I think that you are haven alot of fun with this subject and I also think that you are monitored. That would be good because we all know your NOT like that... but someone that reads this will be,, AGAIN,, Let the Cops Get Him.. I wanna be a Cop KNOW !!!! 5 Stars

[pennilesscripple]

sorry but there are comedian rapists

they're called 'the bush administration'

[seanbedlam]

You are so right there.

[BadAlsGhost]

John The Rapist is clearly a modern philosophical messiah here to do good. RAPE - Radical Action Plan Evolves. Lets make it happen. Although saying that, John The Rapist could never hope to compete with Dirty Jacob and his black leather dildo. Don't even ask...

[MoEnzyme]

OMG . . . I listened to this whole thing . . . I feel SO USED! Like I've been RAPED!! Damn you, Sean!!! If I didn't enjoy it so much, I'd call the law on you. My silence make me feel all the nastier, like I was asking for it or something.

[controlfunction]

"In those days came John the Rapist, raping in the wilderness of Victoria, / And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. Cunt"

say it like Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction doing his bible quote.

[controlfunction]

Goddam you Bedlam nicked my favourite word. I try to mention rape at least once a day. I'm also writing a movie about Nuns raping babies. (the punchline is of course: "receive the fist of god child!") For maximum shock effect you could dress as Nun perhaps? Or maybe a priest? That would be kind of appropriate.

[davidproper]

How about "Jump'n John the Rapist"? That way the gimmick could either be jumping on them, or, better, add the comedic element, when done, jump off, throw hands out, and yell "Ta Da!"

[AntiCliche]

You could be a rapist in a clown suit that talks politics. I guess all you'd need was a rubber nose...

[squirrelywrath2]

lol that is a great rant

[simplydaft]

Hold on to that dream!

[SonomaDave1]

You stirred me to follow my dreams too. I have been dreaming of taking up smoking, or going gay...but my biggest and bestest dream is to become a Mayan. Maybe I will go for it all.

[VotaryMary]

You are a dreamer! I big dreamer-rapist!

[bernicky13]

iv been thinking of become a famous rapist to =P (no really it came to me ina dream last night =P lmao)

[camgirl611]

lol

[countelmsley]

HAHAHHAHA!

[iamnotapoet]

Sweetie loves you but refuses to comment on this one.I, however, think you are onto something. "Jokes for Rapists" could become a best selling joke book.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[cosmanthony21]

Therapist Sean Bedlam will see you now...

[lazymornings]

this is great,rapist gold.....i mean, comedy gold!

[Ckayt]

I was laughing my ass off. Your logic is perfect.

[MikeGuyCanada]

One of your best comedy vids, Sean. But rape comedian sounds unmarketable. How about "surprise-sex artist"?

[abominableangel]

i like that title surprise - sex artist.... it has a ring to it, its catchy and everyone one will want to be one.... sean you should copyright that one quick

[chantellemcgonnagle]

It's not about sex, it's about power.

watch?v=R32JkngDSxo

;P

[Supergaxx]

Why not

John Therapist

Then you can have a double life

[EgwayneR]

You're going to rape 'dunes'? Seems a little uncomfortable.

[Chanfan2]

please dont fall off that edge you balancing on Sean...you'll knackerize yourself...you comedy ninja.

[Sergio2005]

9/10 people enjoy gang rape

[EgwayneR]

Yeah, but the 10th person has reason for complaint

[lazymornings]

thats funny!

[veorens]

very analytical. maybe that can be your approach, the analytical rapist. works even better if you go with the raping men angle too, obviously.

[themaskedanalyst]

I know that you are having trouble of thinking what you should say when you rape people, but I am sure you will rise to the occasion.

[Taletale]

Being a rapist in the harsh Melbourne winter could save you money. Nothing like a bit of physical activity to reduce those heating bills.

[grrrexky]

Hey, you are back to your roots.

[Taletale]

and prowling for more

[aussielexi]

you are one funny son of a bitch, Sean.

[frogavenger]

I'm curious as to how the people around you felt when they saw a man walking on the sidewalk, talking into a camera about his considered profession as a rapist. :)

I wish I could sponge up some of your ability to "not give a fuck", as it seems to be leaking out of your earholes in copious amounts. Through osmosis perhaps. :D

meaning of course, that I want to touch you. o.o

[seanbedlam]

Well, I try to keep my voice to myself, but, yeah, I guess not giving a fuck is rather helpful.

[Pred2k6]

So, what was the reaction of the people around you? chatting about becoming a proffesional rapist.

- Mark

[seanbedlam]

You've given me a great idea for a charming video.

[AngryAussie]

Sometimes people don't get your jokes? I can't imagine that.

[KnightTemplar108]

Well thats one way to change job's. Anyway have you considered been a gun for hire? Hitman? Assassin?

Not that I'm hiring anymore.

[seanbedlam]

Oh God no! That would be wrong.

[XthunderA]

Do it!

Its in the ten commandments...David Icke.

[Rowdyeh]

Nah, you dont want to be a rapist, we get fucked over by the government enough already!

[TheVeganicWitch]

I getcha...I laughed so hard I literally almost fell out of my chair LOL. And I am a "victim of rape" myself. So don't listen to anyone who overreacts to this...they obviously don't get where you are coming from. Keep the vids coming dude, watching and listening to you is the highlight of my day a lot of the time. You're my daily laugher suppliment, and as someone who is often way too serious I tend to be laughter deficient.

[Donnie2020]

This isn't funny in the slightest.

Bad taste.

Disgusting really.

[seanbedlam]

Oh well, you can't rape everybody, I guess. :(

[Donnie2020]

uh huh?

[seanbedlam]

Yeah, it's sad. But I did rape the Australian flag today! That was fun.

[Tilaron]

What do you use to avoid severe chafing?

[seanbedlam]

The tears of patriots.

[Taletale]

the american flag as a condom?

[Donnie2020]

WOW!!! You really have hit an unfunny pach.

[Donnie2020]

patch*

[seanbedlam]

What's it like being your own Grandmother?

[Donnie2020]

See, you do have kinda good jokes in you.

You're getting there.

[seanbedlam]

Normally I would have replied to your comment immediately, but I wanted to spend 19 hours raping it first. Phew! That was awesome! Where were we?

[Donnie2020]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

An unfunny cockhead.

Everyone I've shown this to thinks you need a head check.

Get onto that OK? Good luck.

[Epihash]

Everyone you associate with are clearly just as devoid of a sense of humour as you are.

[seanbedlam]

Are you the Joke Raper?

[minomeshank]

EVERYONE you showed it to was Chris Crocker & Britney Speirs right?

i looked up "cockhead" in the dictionary of absolute lucidity that grows in the minds of all intelligent people..

there was a picture of you there & it said "for further information see "Donny likes the cock"

you're out of your element Donnie

which is good.

it's fun to watch you drown.

watch?v=MjYJ7zZ9BRw

[Donnie2020]

Yeah?

Not so good with the comebacks there big fella.

[Donnie2020]

You're quoting a movie?

Fucking lame ass!!

I fart in your general direction.

[minomeshank]

movie quotes can be great in the right hands.

"artists use lies to tell the truth"

you're no artist Donnie. you're a conformist little bitch.

an "Olive Riley Memorial" video?

you praise her because "she was old & now she's dead"

you know nothing about her you patronising, shallow piece of shit.

you are the intellectual equivalent of junk food.

it's not just a flesh wound Donnie and it's no longer fun to watch you struggle in vain. it's painful.

[Donnie2020]

I don't waste my energy on people like you in life. The beauty of being able to choose who I associate with. You sound like an emotionless robot.

I could not give stuff what you think.

The sad thing is you think what you say impacts me.

I'm here to say you are lame and pathetic and I would assume friendless.

What did your parents do to you?

I'm struggling against nothing expect jackasses like you and even that is easy and takes up a very minimal amount of my time on YouTube.

[minomeshank]

i don't have an impact on you? i must be imagining these responses then huh?

and my "hater of the week" award?

yeah i'm an emotionless robot. if you are chris crocker. which you are clone boy.

i'm friendless by choice, it beats being a bitch like you who's too scared to stray from the pack.

my parents tried to turn me into an idiot like them. that's what parents do. yours succeeded.

yeah you're struggling all right, like i said, it's painful to watch.

i'm ice?

lol, ouch

just... painful.

[Donnie2020]

oh seriously dude!

fuck off

get a hobbie

[minomeshank]

my hobby is showing idiots where their place is.

"Crucifixion? Out the door, line on the left, one cross each"

lol

[Donnie2020]

hahahaha

you are such a fucking loser

i'm act

[minomeshank]

you're act?

have i made you so mad your ability to form coherent thoughts has broken down?

not that it was great to begin with.

[Donnie2020]

If I'm junk food you're ICE.

The dickheads you find on YouTube. LOL!!!

You are my new hater of the week.

Congrats!!!! ; )

Bye bye!!!

[squirrelywrath2]

dude this is seans channel... you dont get haters on someone elses channel, you ARE the hater.

[TheRock5tar]

Donnie got owned hard core

[barryperrins]

Back to the oldstyle Bedlam videos. Always enjoy your work.

[vivaladil]

rapping is fun

[abominableangel]

do you also do R' N' B perhaps hip hop as well

[vivaladil]

i cant sing.

[GGLpresidente]

great video man i think you could make it as a rapist.

[Hullsey]

I think you're on to something Sean. As the late great George Carlin said, "Rape CAN be funny, picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd." Perhaps you should target the mascot versions of our childhood heros. If I saw Mickey Mouse getting forcibly humped I'd laugh my fucking ass off.

[Weaseldog2001]

Could you make money, by being a rapist?

Would it earn more than being a wanker or a comedian?

Just wondering.

[disasterpastor45]

Love You Long Time!!!! I'll just have to run to stay ahead of your member!!!! That's cockteasing at its worst I guess.

[seanbedlam]

I'm getting mental images that feel like they've been shoveled into my head by angry dwarves.

[WAITES1234]

yes i am going to be checking in to see who gets it ....LOL

[MustafaPresents]

We'll be sure not to use this one on the "Free Sean" DVD.

[seanbedlam]

In the current socially conservative hyper-capitalist world I want to perform abortions in the street- for free! That's right, I'll be a murderer AND a do-gooder all-in-one!

Take THAT sanity!

[WAITES1234]

now lets see how long it takes for this to be removed ummmmmm....BEST laugh all week ,..thank sean hugs xx

[seanbedlam]

Spankyou.

[megaleach]

And now wait for the people who don't get sarcasm to come out of the woodwork. Good luck sean.

[WAITES1234]

REPEAT OFFENDER ....oh god i have got tp go and rape someone ,,,,oh god that made me laugh .....DREAM ON ....OH NO THEN ,,a comedian rapist ,,,to much,,,,,you will be banned ,,,,yv xx

[11reggie22]

It's wrong in all the right ways...

[vegetalordvegeta]

well let me!

[marniespeaks]

I don't want to be first

[seanbedlam]

Um...