The Office - Two Toasters

[isonomis]

Now Stanley gotta install Linux on these toasters.

[NathizzleDrizzle]

#firstworldproblems

[TheFatdouchebag]

Fascinating....



[norwenglish]

I'm sure Malcolm's dad will let you return it if you blackmail him. (I have it on good authority he cooks meth)

[RobertGraaf]

@norwenglish Wow, too many references 0_o

[chucknorrisfearsno1]

those eyes are beautiful

[xcorekevin]

real talk

[TheGooser123]

You cant have to many toasters.

[adodger64]

i die every time i see this

[chris110012]

That's our Stanley...always tellin' it like it is.

[GabrielTheRod]

You know what they say, "All toasters toast toast."

[ForceRecon198]

I wish I had two toasters... I could then eat four waffles in the time it takes to make two waffles. If only...

[MetaRothSephKnight]

first world problems.

[Gunner3210]

OMG TWO TOASTERS!!!!

[thomasyi]

he looks like cleveland brown lol

[dom44444]

Toast toast, like a boss

[mikelorus2]

Twice the grilled cheese?

[travis8352]

2 toasters = double the toast

[ProughZack]

You know what he could do? He can take one of those toasters, and shove it up his butt

"Everyone laughs"

[alehandralehandra]

@ProughZack HAHAHA, no.

[ordealbyfire]

It feels weird to say toaster after watching this video twice. It sounds wrong, and looks wrong. Toaster. Toaster....

[ClutchLikeMeIo]

Cool story bro haha

[ClutchLikeMeIo]

Cool story bro haha

[Djahmes]

He looks like Cleveland Brown :D

[mrlowhe]

@Djahmes get that shit out of here

[Djahmes]

@mrlowhe you are the shit asshole

[mrlowhe]

@Djahmes good comeback?

[CrowSword]

7 people have 2 toasters

[stunkeybunker]

YEAH TOAST!!

[youJUANsome]

i just want a toaster....

[AFL489]

First world problems 

[DaveScott69]

The way he opens his eyes is damn freaky.

[minamu8]

Stanley is great with comedic delivery. If it was just a normal guy saying this in a normal tone, it wouldn't really be funny. But Stanley has the perfect voice and says it so well.

[TheHawkdaddy]

@minamu8

Leslie David Baker deserves an emmy

[thebigjay426]

@TheHawkdaddy He got one

[TheHawkdaddy]

@thebigjay426

Well give him another one

[natelyman88]

hahaha

[NateMorris107]

This wouldn't be funny if anyone else said.

[psyshock918]

#firstworldproblems

[wwgh100]

You know you're a brilliant comic actor when you can make people laugh while talking about toasters. I wonder if he could get a laugh by reading the stock quotes in the WSJ.

[lurch321]

Not only are Stanley's line deliveries hilarious, but so are the expressions he makes!

[Radwar99]

And yet another great moment into Stanley's exciting life.

[Haelis]

Ringtone'd. I'm very normal.

[Lazyboy5298]

Now I have two toasters. Only one more to go...

[LeonEyedass]

Man... Stanley sure has issues

[pacific14586]

(self.firstworldproblems)

[JamesHetfieldIsGod95]

Stanley is my favorite...he's so ah..awkward.

[DannyWrigley]

I love that this video has 170,000 views. Next to no content, and still hilarious somehow hahah

[CloudesBlade]

Always manages to keep things in perspective,

[L0ngfellow9]

I laughed so hard when I saw this! Why? Just why?

[flyingspacepotatoes]

i don't even know why this is so funny but his delivery makes it perfect

[Rowdyrecords55]

Look like his eyes bout ta pop out his heead

[Krazywoot]

the funny thing is that this was in a movie, but i dont remember which one. he actually tries to return the toaster.

[Schpudd]

@Krazywoot theres a malcolm in the middle episode where he buys the toaster. its in the related videos

[GOODPLAYA20]

Only Stanley could find a way to have a problem with 2 toasters. Think of all the toast you could make at once!

[emmetLshavinski]

7 people only have 1 toaster.

[theburntshadow]

Why do people always give a toaster as a wedding gift?

[whathwat]

Did you record this on a toaster?

[RIPcaseycalvert911]

Gee cleaveland.. gimme ur fucking toaster

[PatrikLarssonRang]

Stanley's problems <3 Down to earth!

[mistergrin]

What? The store won't even give him store credit? What the H...

[Kaitlyn102798]

@MrUndertaker420 sorry didnt know people took their late 80's movies so seriously

[DFT4Lyfe]

Stanley- I bought them two toasters. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now, my house has got 2 toasters.

Michael- Wait, what?

Stanley- DID I STUTTER?!

[caringtype1]

I'd love to have 2 toasters!!!!!!

[Kaitlyn102798]

I still have nightmares from 'a brave little toaster' and when i do i watch this and everythings ok.

[purple7720]

Only one thing bothers me in this video who buys a toaster as a wedding gift !?!?!?

thumbs up if u argree

[TimboBandit]

Toaster ovens really are superior to toasters...You can bake small items in the toaster oven in less time than it would take to preheat the regular oven.

[retwegtggeg]

@got2beemily Well, honestly, it's not that hard to memorize... lol

[Got2BeEmily]

lol ive listened to this so many times, i've memorized it

[beantna]

why in gods name is the guy that plays stanley hudson not in HUGE comedy films by now is a crime.

[kearan27]

@beantna becuase hes a fuckin prick

[Cellymaster]

whats a Toaster?

[HazelEyedErica]

@Cellymaster a small electric kitchen appliance designed to toast multiple types of bread products.

[Mitymovies]

@Cellymaster Are you serious you honestly dont know what a toaster is??????? Are you stupid or something I thought like everyone had a toaster.

[staldex]

6 people know the pains of having two toasters

[MrSwedishJesterhead]

the clip is 14 seconds seems like he is talking for 2 min

[sizzlin64]

lol i love stanley...he is so funny "now i've got two toasters"

[Jonstern1983]

I absolutely love how deadpan and yet seething with anger this guy is.

[Eon198]

he bought a toaster cuz its cheaper than a toaster oven

[8394147]

Who uses toasters anymore? Get a toaster oven, weirdo.

[XxXRammsteinxRoXxXxX]

@8394147 Who uses toaster ovens?

[InJJWeTrust]

@XxXRammsteinxRoXxXxX everyone brah.

[LobsterPotsticker]

@8394147 toaster ovens are toasters

fail

[Scoutsifer]

6 people have houses with two toasters

[joelewis97]

Story of my life

[SAOrules]

"Ah ha, here's the problem! Too many toasters!!"

[xFishNinjax]

@SAOrules hahahahhah you made me favourite this xD

[SAOrules]

@xFishNinjax Hey man, I didn't think that this many people would get the joke!

[LARUCUS]

@SAOrules you know what they say, "All toasters toast toast!"

[klashmaster95]

that quite the brave little toaster

[scorpion779946]

@klashmaster95 That movie SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME when I was younger. Mainly that creepy clown

[768sonic]

@scorpion779946 What movie you are talking about

[scorpion779946]

@768sonic "The brave little toaster", A creepy-ass disney movie.

[768sonic]

@scorpion779946 Oh yeah the one where toaster had that nightmare. Yeah I'll admit it was one creepy-ass clown. I probably couldnt without that creepy smile stuck in my head

[scorpion779946]

@scorpion779946 "The brave little toaster", A creepy-ass disney movie.

[SDCParrot]

More toasters = more toast. =D

[MzAmberJ]

Lmao,Stanley doesn't get enough camera time.

[SDCParrot]

The Office is the perfect show to have thousands of quotes scattered over youtube.

[Jonzer1983]

2 toasters equals more bread its a win win situation

[xcorekevin]

fucking epic

[jayhawks25]

stanley has 2 toasters. Just one more to go..

[ubernasch416]

His big red watery eyes always get me.. XD

[AfrojacX]

Stanley's Cleveland from Family Guy if Cleveland was cool.

[ThaDon419]

i wonder what a conversation between stanly and Oly from family guy would be like?

[fhangorn]

you can see stanley in a episode from malcom in the middle where he's buying a toaster! that's the episode where the father is working at elektronics store

[TehGameDude]

This sums up the Star Wars series.

[mudx0rz]

6 people have two toasters

[LukeDaDuke2]

one word......EPIC!!!

[EdgeofDashingness]

For some reason Stanley reminded me of Morgan Freeman in this scene

[mchong1234]

@EdgeofDashingness Haha, he DID take on a Morgan Freeman-like role in Threat Level Midnight...

[ethCredo]

@mchong1234 Well Michael Scott did make the movie :D

[Reallaty]

@EdgeofDashingness why cuz he's black?

[laterzcrew]

@Reallaty exactly

[slowpokecity]

@EdgeofDashingness yeah he talks really monotonously

[youmils03]

STANLEYYYYYYYYYYY hahahaha best character from that show

[ctrackv3]

this is hilarious. just awesome

[spreston85]

definitely not andy and angela's wedding. It is Pam and Roy's. STANLEY IS THE MAN!

[MocaNoodle]

now i have 2 toasters, only one to go!

[piensoverde]

It's a gift for Andy & Angela's wedding I think?

[Dreamer00]

I have a poetry professor who reminds me of Stanley...

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

"...and that's all i have to say about that."

[lurch321]

Not only do Stanley's line deliveries crack me up, but so do his expressions!

[thetruthis9]

so now my house has got 2 toasters...

[THEMarissa1996]

I have two toasters too. you get me stanley :')

[WupeViasco]

he has big eyes

[tecona07]

so now my house has got two toasters... only one to go

[fatansassy911]

A Truly epic tale of two toasters.

[ACanuckSince92]

Such a Stanley thing to say.

[rubix0110]

It's just a guy telling people why he has two toasters. The only thing that makes it funny is Stanley.

[whatbrains]

He said toaster 5 times in 14 seconds.

[Pigeonification]

@whatbrains Thats deep.

[PeiinNagato]

@whatbrains Somehow they skipped second 0:13

so its 13 seconds

[GoldxPurple]

@PeiinNagato brilliant observation

[had1223]

@PeiinNagato you mean 14 seconds fucking idiot.

[PeiinNagato]

@had1223 the length is 13

You're the fucking idiot

Stupid white trash motherfucker

learn how to write and read,Imbecile

[had1223]

@PeiinNagato I don't see how telling me to learn how to write and read passes as a sound insult. It makes no sense. and to make a point of you being an ignorant dip shit moron, no soy gringo pendejo. Chinga tu madre, que disfrute tu verga y buen dia puto.

[PeiinNagato]

@had1223 Ahh you're mexican

well that explains why you're such a sad dumbass

[wolfstar741]

lol thumbs up if u watched this more than once =D this vid iz epic =]

[WierdWarriorGirl]

he says 'toaster' exactly four times.

[coolguyhasfun]

@WierdWarriorGirl 5 dumbass

[WierdWarriorGirl]

@coolguyhasfun WOO! imma dumbass. thanks!

[coolguyhasfun]

@WierdWarriorGirl sorry i was just ticked off my friend i usually dont call people dumbasses

[20SpiderPig10]

stanley is the best underrated character on the show, hands down

[trickster43va]

lmao his mouth is like a walrus

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

At least he has a back-up toaster now :D

[PeiinNagato]

LOL

[TheOreoswithmilk]

lol "they no longer sell that kind of toasters"...wtf how does the store no longer sell that kind of toaster?

[demonstructie]

@TheOreoswithmilk Well it happens doesn't it.

[BSSBobcats]

@TheOreoswithmilk Roy and Pam were engaged for like three years lolol, so it's very possible that the store stopped selling a certain type of toaster in that time.

[ecwuafisxtreme]

You know what they say...

[KWCline91]

Hey, it's good to have two

[sk8r4lifeyo]

@KWCline91 thats what she said

[vallietube9747]

i hate when my house has two toasters!

[bserusha]

He gives this toaster to Phyllis during her wedding.

[bqureshi21]

stanley bo banley is the manley.

[scubaduba23]

Screw the Uk office, it is " shite " USA all the way baby, to hell with them brits.

[md80x15]

i love his eyes in this vid

[xNightmarexVampsx]

I'd buy the toaster from Stanley....that way he'd only have one toaster, and I WOULD HAVE TWO!! *maniacal laughter*

[batalvitrinidad]

@xNightmarexVampsx  psh! u crazy... in a good way!

[7LucasCabrera71]

Cool story , bro!

[QVrat123]

He dosent say much but when he does its always hilarious like Creed

[Dudefish420]

Cool Story Bro!..

[scubaduba23]

everyone stop saying ( US ) it's the only good one. EOS!

[AKenjiB]

@scubaduba23

Dude, the UK office is awesome. British humor is just a lot different than american humor. Besides, if it werent for the UK version, we wouldnt have an american one.

[Matt561]

His delivery is awesome

[jako023]

iono why but this is hilarious now

and always will be

[bwire92]

just his face makes my day

[dreamtwilightlife]

Lol Love Stanley

[TheFatWalrus]

Dwight's the best, followed by Michael, and then Kevin

[DoucheFagX]

bullshit, it goes Jim, Dwight, Andy, Creed, Stanely, Michael, and then Kevin

[MrIsanity]

at bball we kept on saying dis but the coach made us run laps like the billionth time we sayd it :-)

[Stevensc33]

best character in office (u.s)

[pootellytubby]

lol *blink blink, blink blink*

[mimibrat89]

Damn it now I'm always going to notice that he blinks a lot.

[Planetaryy]

Lmao he opens his eyes up so much.

[zimdelinvasor]

STANLEYYY

[Nintendawg]

BEST STANLEY QUOTE EVAR

Well, that and "DID I STUTTER?"

[JLTRAIN233]

he should be happy he has two toasters haha

[bbhaver]

LOL

[GoCubbyz]

stanley is one sassy black man

[Koda924]

Stanley <3