Nursery Rhymes - Humpty Dumpty

[electronfun]

I guess the moral of this story is not to sit on high walls if you're a giant, mutant egg.

If Humpty's mother was a chicken, I pity the poor hen that layed an egg that big. That musta hurt something awful.

[mailsatheeshkumar]

Yuck.....

[SuperNesmaster]

All the kings horses and men? There is only 3 men and two horses Lol

[InvasionofmyHeart]

Humpty Dumpty was the town fool in the origial and cracked open his skull, but America had to go and make a less violent act by making Humpty into an egg. Because we've all killed eggs before.

[newsontheshore]

You call that a great fall? The wall was litterally 2 cm's high... You know what would be a great fall... Me breaking Humpty in half from 2 feet and his insides landing in a frying pan :D

[TangyFingerBoards]

so mischief is sitting on a wall

[superpwnageguy]

wait....when does the story say he's a egg?

[xElijahsMomx]

@superpwnageguy - He has always been an egg.

[bella10129]

i am babysitting a five year old girl and she thinks this is stupid

[cingalprof]

@bella10129 Kids are no longer kids then :-))

[adithyavmk]

ummm! I am asking the same quesion that Bobgoober asked

[sandiestsolid08]

@ihatespammingUTUBE

hahahahahhhahaahahahha nice one lol

[ILoveSchool09]

they never said he was an egg? O.o

[eoriol1955]

Humpty got drunk with power and got shot.That's why the King's men couldn't put his ass together.

[ShihTzuLove788]

he is not a human being he's an egg

[nicolefreak5]

i like the dirty version

[Bobgoober16]

Ummm....seriously, why do the king and his men care?

[WatsonTheFridge]

I cant believe we bought this shit as kids

[divineoblivionguy]

seriously who posts these? its sad

[nextblain]

wow look jesus was a hippy in his 20's

[haachitalikute]

oh no! my egg fell...

[wilbert488]

Hi5

[ansarhs]

dora

[Revanchist12]

Humpty Dumty is one creepy looking bastard.

[TheEnCoREclan1]

the king has only 3 men what the-

[3shanay]

In which part of the nursery do they mention that hes an egg?

[Axelander9999]

Since when do horses repair eggs?

[Lexiehoney911]

People have to get over it. Humpty Dumpty is now scrambled eggs , K?

[Ryan1o11]

why does humpty dumpty look like a cowboy

[jupitergirl100]

how is sitting down mischief? and it looked like he committed suicide. and, great fall? he fell like 2 inches.

[Mahbubulalam1]

lol

[MyDaniela1981]

now theres 1 story they missed out in the bible !!!! lol

[truptilrane]

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[CaliKiitty]

use some elmer's glue!

[kinjal343]

Uui

[LagoonaInDeNile]

Humpty my Dumpty!!! WTF!

[parakeets124]

Good lord, old nursery rhythms are so violent. What are we teaching our kids!?

[indchina]

u stupid ppl don't tease jesus

[tiggycrazy1]

oh humpty! Yous funny!!!!!!! I listen to this quietly in ma room with headphones secretly cos if ma mum found out, u  know like man. Ma six yr old bro man listens to Eninem and P!NK and u no man, i mean im listen man to dis man. Hump-Hump-Humpty Dumpty, yehh man like man. Agh im so bad man.cos this is so heavy metal XD

[plzcallmebabe]

I fapped off to this video...

[RexySeries07]

how do you know humpty dumpty is an egg? it never says in the song. it sounds like humpty is a depressed humand who jumped off the london bridge and commited suicide.

[iLessthan3Cookie]

@RexySeries07 because originally it was supposed to be a riddle but most children videos tell the answer

[jimboson888]

hahahaha yeeee i look like humpty dumpty

[cronicunknown96]

Wat's up wid da jesus?

[whatfay357]

all of these rymes have a very deep message..they are fun to figure them out, like mary had a little lamb....mary, mother of christ, crist, lamb of GOD..

[TheJumpingBean2]

@whatfay357 I didn't realize that before that is so cool!!!!!!!!

[Christina123168]

this sucks

[kennymlt]

SxHfuuuy

[Kateycat8]

Up to mischief? Sitting on a wall is mischief? SO YOU FUCKING DIE IF YOU SIT ON A WALL!!

[teddy1589bear]

Even JESUS couldn't fix him LOL

[1000shanley]

hump me dump me!

[echinopis]

die humpty die

[leanlikeajewfro]

notice how the nursery rhyme never mentions anything about humpty dumpty being and egg

[MegaErru]

lol he just did it by hes self

[MochaCat123]

epic fail

[bakkern1]

1) think of your crush

2) make a <3 with your hands

3) kiss your hands while making the <3

4) put your hands where your real heart is

5) tomorrow your crush will ask you out

6) this will only work if you post it on your favorite song GOOD LUCK!!!

[echinopis]

he was drunk

[QuickTeenProductions]

Oh gawd :') i cried at these comments xxx

[BlackzAngel]

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[Munch180]

of course the horse could not put him back together...

[xXDivineCookie]

why are the king's men wearing pink bathrobes?

[88hty88]

DAMN !! Great fall ?? His feet's nearly touching the freakin grass!

[Quack808]

what is humpty made out of? he fell down 2 feet and shattered his whole damn head

[livyakin]

Great show my baby brother loves it

[MHAR4ever]

Is that's jesus to the rescue? =/

[blairbooth]

Terry Halls Terry Blair And Anouchka single Ultra Modern Nursery Rhymes is back up!

[GtOwNbAlLa32]

you call that a great fall?

[XxSeVzxX]

@GtOwNbAlLa32 Yeah, I bet you drop yourself on the head a lot don't you? :)

[DraconianSilenced]

That egg is obviously a Texas pimp.

[stevie301271]

Humpty Dumpty was in fact an English civil war cannon,

A shot from a Parliamentary cannon succeeded in damaging the wall beneath Humpty Dumpty which caused the cannon to tumble to the ground. The Royalists, or Cavaliers, 'all the King's men' attempted to raise Humpty Dumpty on to another part of the wall. However, because the cannon , or Humpty Dumpty, was so heavy ' All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again

[PlasticDoosh]

@stevie301271 So?

[stevie301271]

@PlasticDoosh Yes indeed you are a doosh, i love your use of the English language with that great reply (so), now go back to your school work.

[PlasticDoosh]

@stevie301271 0_o" k

[pebblesunite]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

All the king's horses and all the king's men

said "Big deal it's only an egg"

XD

[mydogsareout97]

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty dumpty had a great fall

All the kings horses and all the kings men

Never went hungry again.

[yubijaime]

what a waste of time.

[babutd]

i hated this vidio

[hamstersl101]

Billy and Mandys version of this is way funnier lol if any ones seen it

[KrispyApplez]

Egg in ur face. :)

This animation is shit. Arab's can animate SHIT

[harveytg]

@KrispyApplez Stupid Americans can't tell the difference between an Arab and an Indian.

[PurpleMasquerade]

lol its t funny how one were in the entire song does it ever mention thats he is an egg ? but we all know he is an egg... when "Humpty Dumpty" was made it was intended to be a joke so by putting and egg in the video you just ruined the joke xD lawlz

[MultiRump]

not even jesus could fix humpty? oh well, hes only human.

[kittensaremylife1]

@MultiRump wait did u just say jesus was only human i think you mean human/god dumbass and duuuhh that was the king you idiot

[MultiRump]

@kittensaremylife1 r u saying im an idiot for thinking jesus was not god? cuz theres plenty of smart ppl who agree with me *cough* einstein *cough* oppenheimer *cough* karl marx

[kittensaremylife1]

@MultiRump hey guess what einstein was only smart in math all other subjects he was very stupid in and also guess where those dead people are now hell burning with the devils dick in their mouth

[MultiRump]

@kittensaremylife1 and it took you six months to reply to that comment! i cant even remember making it!

[mymayflower28]

@MultiRump actually if u read christian nursery rhymes buy mother goose (its an ok book) it says God can fix him, the book is a complete fail and thts coming from a christian girl!

[XxSeVzxX]

@MultiRump LMAO that's what I thought right when he showed up, then I was just about to note it in the comments that's too funny :)

[thegr8critic]

@MultiRump NO he's NOT!

[babyli09]

stupid egg!!! lol

[kingantichrist13]

it is very funnny my sister like this song

[scoobyspal1998]

humpty dumpty sat on ur mom humpty dumpty couldnt get off humpity dumpter is now screwed and he is very rude......to u momma

[mycutiepie552]

its good not so but ok

[ManiaCop100]

when does it ever say humpty dumpty was an egg?????????

[musicbox193]

@ManiaCop100 If interpreted as a riddle then it's supposedly the answer that he is an egg

[rubberduckyn12]

nowheres in the story did it say that he was in egg

[Ishcoa]

@rubberduckyn12 Yeah, but he's a giant oval the colour of an egg, and when he cracked, it looked like shell bits. It is kind of disturbing how he doesn't have a yolk though. I guess you could call him "empty headed".

[rubberduckyn12]

@Ishcoa but in the actual nursery rhyme it never did say he was a egg I guess it just made more sense for poeple to say he was an egg so that's how this all started

[nurseryrhymes123]

nice video

[nurseryrhymes123]

nice vid

[tobiasyoable]

que video choto ¡por dios!

[Glixtcher]

Wow who knew that falling one foot is a great fall

[BobbyThegreat57]

all the kings horses and all the kings men had egg for breakfast lunch and dinner for 3 weeks straight

[mimi5463]

Originated from a poem from Edgar Allan Poe.. A bit gloomy actually Once upon a wall of stone Sat Humpty Dumpy all alone Shrouded in a web of gloom His fate as near as tomorrow's tomb For earth called him As he teetered and fell And the ground took him And mangled his shell All the angels in heaven And Demons below Were soaked in yoke As they fought for his soul Now my own days grow shorter The final hour is soon And as Humpty before me I must bid you adieu

[mycutiepie552]

@mimi5463 the one u are saying is totally different

we don't want this rubbish here .we want a nursery rhyme not Edgar Allan Poe.... s humpty dumpty

so don't fart from your mouth

[redpillow100]

actually i9 think it s about kids who lived in castles not to sit on the castle walls or they might fall backwarsds and kill themselves.

[redpillow100]

its about warning people not to sit on the wall. not to sit on the fence. to make a choice and stick to that side. if u don't u will fall and die, and people won't be able to emnd u. i think.

[ManySadSmiles]

who ever said humpty dumpty was an egg?

[Tiramees]

@ManySadSmiles Nobody, it used to be a riddle. You're supposed to figure out he was an egg on your own.

Nowadays, the answer's given away by all kid's cartoons and books. xDD;

[Describingthelost]

hes fat

[lzenato]

HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVO!!

[lzenato]

HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO!!! xD

[CutTehEmo]

OH JESUS HIS BRAINS ARE FUCKING SPATTERED ALL OVER THE FLOOR!! SOMEONE FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

[solertadwarz]

jajajajajaja huevo estupoid0 kien kojones c mata asi xD

[lionhart3001]

humpty dumpty fucked a fat hore, humpty dumpty spunked on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, bent the bitch over and fucked her again

[iisammi3]

so he died?

[numbuh124]

Fo realz' hes two feet from the ground D:

[ForeverALie]

HUMPty is always up to mischief.. lol.

[Titanic141912]

Who the hell said Humpty Dumpty was an egg!?! Nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say that!

[XxHAmstixX]

toll

[kevvy9]

all the kings horses and all the kings men ate humpty... how rude

[Rmullen1234]

to violent for a kid cmon his head cracked. i play mw2 and that never happens does it huh hu

[kawaiichang1]

my baby kyousuke loves watching thissssssssssssss video,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,love you

[ih8umor]

fuck him he's only an egg!

[mastauvnothing]

naked black people in a small cage

[mastauvnothing]

fucking shit faced nigah

[snapper204]

Short wall

[TheWinxflower]

that looked more like jesus than a king...

[chixyrichful]

stop talking about Jesus in such a way you fools. Jesus is the only way to heaven, not allah or buddah or the darn moon!

[poppy93xx]

@chixyrichful u must pretty uneducated since allah means God in arabic >> therefore my point is that before u make pethetic comments study islam more as it is the same as christianity>> u need to read more r.e >> judasm,christianity and islam are very alike >> please know wot ure saying before you make comments :/

[cheesecakemousetrap]

Jesus is hooking up with guys with 70's porn star moustaches yet the narrator says Humpty is always up to mischief. Christ! He's just sitting down for God's sake!

[bbwylde]

that does look like jesus

[duo5hnc]

humpty dumpty wanked on a wall humpty dumpty had a great one all the kings horses and all the kings men all wanked with humpty never agen

[MultiRump]

oh no - not even jesus could save poor humpty. But that's ok, jesus is only human

[mrsuckmycookie]

it looks like they murdered humpty

[letitrockyo]

humpy humped the wall and lost balance and fell

[krrymi]

humty dumpty sat on the wall eating some bannanas down the kings pj : D

[steopain]

wrong im afraid. . .

its about a huge cannon called humpty dumpty during the english civil war

and indeed it fell from a wall broke and could not be fixed. . .

FACT.

[imacds]

Whops...better do research from people who know what they're saying next time. lol

[freopah]

i've always wanted to see the vid. to this "song" but after i saw it, i was just like wth

[TheCommando2000]

ain't that just like me... - The searchers

[Zeziwhat]

why is an egg sitting on the wall in the first place? -.-

[mentamak1]

HoHohohooo....

[kittypeachy95]

die humpty die

[nas20mk]

lol you mean

[nas20mk]

haha imao yu joker it was a nice song

[pokemonfreak98]

@Trisscarr thats a good one!

[786mshaikh]

lol

[kingantichrist13]

farah

[mermaidmelodyfan0000]

@Trisscarr that's awful but funny xD

[scrat4ever96]

@Trisscarr lol XD save me some

[webbo42]

i tryed playing my flute to this its way too fast

[567Niamh567]

Wow, Your cool!

[yamikatana]

I saw Jesus!..

[joxxee15]

muy  corto

[maryyam101]

its a horrible song

[mysol23]

ewan ko

[vodkatonic71]

Wow, not even Jesus could save poor Humpty!

[s9774374f]

i remmember tht my teacher always call me humty dumty because iam cute as humpty dumpty

[beardsarecool]

Maybe it's because you're fat.

[TaylorAlexa03]

lame and boring

[Imran500]

Humpty Dumpty is gay

[Gavin2Becentie]

This is so creepy. . . . ..

[onelikeash]

so what happened to humpty ?