Dane Cook: The Animal Channel

[SoulCaliburGurl100]

Criiiiikey XD

[AgilityPaws]

thats engligh, not aussie XD

[HopeIsForAll]

Aww I miss Steve Irwin!

[nosferatu5]

This guy is a fart joker of standup comedy.

[deputyseal409]

@nosferatu5 ?

[SolSpeedpaints]

@nosferatu5 SHUT UP,IF YOU HATE HIM SSOOO MUCH AS TO COMENT ON A DANE VIDEO

[nosferatu5]

@SolSpeedpaints Lay off the shrooms, dude.

[Mem71797]

WHAT LAGOON ARE YOU?!

[AppleLemony]

thats's cause he's a honey badger, AND BADASS HONEY BADGER DONT CARE :D

[JCween4]

Funny

[MsFoxy66]

I just relized,he said stuff kinda the same way Gabriel Iglesis did.....

[911brownsugar]

lmbo!

[911brownsugar]

lmbo!

[MasochisticMaiden]

@cheerleader4life678 A lot if his family work for his company ... Most of the execs and people who book gigs are family members so I don't see how that makes sense ...

[GirlPeaceout]

I love his Steve irwin impression lol!

[rumeshelay]

Reminds me of Wheatley from Portal 2 when he does the Irwin accent. Man, he was awesome. ):

[greenpatrick125]

OneBillionStories dotcom

[DFrawg90]

R.I.P. Steve Irwin

[kirooooooooooooooooo]

Hahahaha that was awesome xD

[cpSharkBlast]

gorgeous lol

[vickytoria20]

goes from hanging with crocs to raping bovines...classic

[emopeepz1545]

im gonna jump in just to see what happens

[kaishybear]

worst australian accent. EVER!

[alexiayoyo]

HELLO! HIII! WHY HELLOOO LMFAO

[LaChichos]

WATCH ME AS I BITCH SLAP THIS BABOON!

[ColdplayKid112]

R.I.P Steve

The Chuck Norris of the wild.

[steelJ4RV1S]

lol south park "im gunna jam my thumb in its butthole now, that should piss him off"

[P1KPAK]

GAWJUS!

[totallyteamjacobgirl]

@hicksie52 whether or not he's funny is an opinion so sorry if you think otherwise.

[tubabu97]

lol...

[SolarWind44]

C'mon! Follow me as I bitch-slap this baboon! "whap!" Oo-oo-haa!..LMAO!!!

[PleaseDrinkMeAlice]

GOOOORGEOUS!!

[donvito7534]

Dane Cook is one of the best.

When it comes to comedy critique I completely disregard it. Everybody has a different view of what they find funny so just ignore it and LAUGH. Joe Rogan should just cover his ears or turn it off if he don't like it. It's called "having a choice".

[daddylopez1]

hahahahhahahhahahahah

[sovereignphil0013]

isn't it called Animal Planet?

[dragonfliesftw555]

@sovereignphil0013 dont judge how people say things fuck face!

[sovereignphil0013]

@dragonfliesftw555 who said I was judging? i was just saying.

[tywhite3]

Crikey

[lunatik98]

JESUS, COULD WE GET THE ACTUAL VIDEO!!??

[violetfoxlover]

@lunatik98 yes wtf i want the actuall video XD !!!!

[doob776]

so...when does he start telling jokes?

[xEvilMinionx2007]

R.I.P steve you were an awesome crazy dude.

[buttayhahahaahahah]

CMON LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE. CMON!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!

[swassking]

"which lagoon are you in?"

[jakesknolleus]

that is the worst aussie accent i have ever heard....

[katieagarcia]

has anyone ever notice how good lookin dane is

[Doggone456]

@katieagarcia YES :D!!!

[buttayhahahaahahah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hicksie52]

@XbeatifulxdisastrX Sorry mate, I wasted 25 seconds of my life watching this apology for a comedian and I see it as my duty to warn others not to make the same mistake...

[treemii222]

r.i.p steveie

[shoryuken202]

i hate sting rays

[Hicksie52]

Oh dear, this guy doesn't undrestand the first rule of comedy...you've got to be funny...If you think this is funny you're not particularly evolved....check out Steve Coogan, Bill Hicks, Peter Cook...anybody but Lame Cook....

[Sallyallie89]

@Hicksie52 Everyone has their own sense of humor. If you don't like Dane Cook then go away. Quit advertising Steve Coogan, Bill Hicks, etc. If you like them, great. But everyone else here loves Dane Cook. And for you to throw an insult at Dane Cook fans just to advertise the comedians you like is pathetic.

[Hicksie52]

@Sallyallie89 I know...I must curb my critical faculties/sh*t detector...sorry! It's just when you see someone like this guy....I just want you to know there are better people out there!!!

[Sallyallie89]

@Hicksie52 I know there are other great comedians out there. I personally love George Carlin too. Both he and Dane Cook are at the top of my list. They both match my sense of humor so well.

[Xxfreakyqueen155x]

@Hicksie52 you don't need to be mean about it. everybody has their own sense of humor,he didn't make me laugh either,but i'm not mean about it. maybe i'm the weird one because i don't laugh. but thousands of people are laughing right there. and you are the one advertising other people, maybe you are the lame one. hm? think about it. (:

[Hicksie52]

@Xxfreakyqueen155x Sorry, but pointing out that a particular stand-up comic is not very good is not mean. I think it's kindness...

[TheDarkLatias950]

Fuckin Stringray. Mother Fucker.

[kyuubikoko]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaahaha­hahahhaha :D XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[fromthesoulz]

Hilarious! This made my day. Even though it saddens me to think about Steve Irwin :( I loved that show..

[lunathehedgehog1]

Steve was so awesome!!!T.T Curse a the stingray

[ohmaisnickers]

Goergous! Goergous! XD

[SnapAtMeJasper]

lol, he fails at an australian accent

[ChandlerLove]

as much as I love Dane Cook (hahaha and from the perspective of an Australian that was the cutest attempt at an Aussie accent ever) Steve Irwin was never about harming animals whatsoever and after he died, many people lashed out saying that his death was revenge from all animalkind.. but Steve's passion for animals was clear.

Love you Dane Cook :)

[alex4tehwin]

It was good cause I wasn't distracted by bad cameramanship

[MichaSin]

I laughed so hard XD

[reece754]

@S1CK3Y if i could find out who you were you would be fucked cunt

[HiFlyNinjas]

R.I.P STEVE ERWIN

[shulmanstallion240]

Steve Irwins death was ironic, but he was a great guy

[chexmix7001]

im gonna dive in just to see what happens!

[RoflMahWaffleCopter]

"Join me tomorrow when I rape a cow just for spite!" XD frickin' hilarious!!!

[PEANUT456]

I wonder what Irwin's reactions was when he heard about this.. lol

[skeLLaxOD1234]

*bitch slapp baboon* gorgous! "goin me 2marrow wile i rape a cow!" lolz imma go! LETS GO RAPE A COW!!!!!

[mateonelson666]

Its join me tomorrow not goin ya idiot

[slipknotfan541]

lol whatch as i bitch slap this baboon lmfao

join me tommorow as i rape a cow lol

[teriyakii328]

is he talking about Steve Irwin?

[njlover4553]

@teriyakii328 i think so

[gazzy11296]

ok lol this is effin hilarious

600TH RATER BICHES

rip steve T-T

[SealedDemondCat]

come on follow me! lets go on an adventure! lolXD

[IceStar9545]

lol, he bitch slapped a baboon. XD

[ReaperStalfo]

lol

[footballfreak1119]

Omg that was toooooo funny haha 2 thumbs up

[xXbbeessttiieessXx]

omfg, hes so fkn funny !

[jmb1041]

i wanna bitch slap a baboon just to see if it sounds like that

[waughg42]

lol hes talkin bout steve erwin ae

[Callmewatuwant2]

he sounded like stewie!! ha!

[finalfantasyluver505]

"gorgeous gorgeous" lmao dane cook is sooo hilarious its not even natural =]

[far2ez]

@finalfantasyluver505 It isn't natural. He steals jokes from Louis CK.

[nikerocks]

@far2ez What joke did he steal?

[moe1243]

join me tommorow to see me rape a cow in spite!!! LMAO genious

[beachcutie359]

that's so funny!!!!!!

[TheBabycam]

hahahaha omg sooo funny

[pokefan50210]

Anyone could admit steve irwin was one of the bravest guys you could find.He could just walk up to a croc and say "crikey this is a big one" while we would be running for our lives.

[buttersownsuall]

@pokefan50210 there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. and he flirted with it quite often

[katieagarcia]

@pokefan50210 yeah but its also sad because he is not with us anymore. :(

he had a lil girl and a wive.

but his lil girl has her own show i think its called biddie the jungle girl

[bowsmastery]

@pokefan50210

not only would he just happen to walk up to one, he would go looking for one :P

[stormkid198]

@pokefan50210 join me tomorrow when i rape a cow just for spite

[MeredithOD]

@pokefan50210 umm that's prob why he's dead

[valon750]

@pokefan50210 not only was he brave, but he was a freaking madman :)

[Lxan96dr]

its called breathing

[gsdbkjnmnsdm]

0:57 to 1:44

[fudgigulizle]

i bet you he feels so bad about this now that steve irwin is dead

[HitsugayaOfTenth]

But ya'know; he is right Steve Irwin was one crazy SOB (God rest his soul, his crazy SOB soul)

[fudgigulizle]

lol true...and his accent was hilarious

[HitsugayaOfTenth]

So it was.

The world seems a little darker without Steve Irwin, we miss Steve...

[RAWRzors1230]

RIP steve irwin

[jackslasho]

a little too far dethloodragn, some people might get offended

he's a great guy

[dethloodragn]

when he died it was prob like

croc hunter:im going to let this sting ray stab be just to see what happens!

(at hospital)

doc:quick! do that electric thing! (buzz) (BAAM!!)

croc hunter: geogious!

[YUR800]

his accent sounds english...

[thebluebot]

i think it is canadian, listen how he says his "ou's" like out mouth house and such

[Indagoli]

XD! x3

[akatsukigirl150]

rofl

[CoutureLeo84]

ur so fucking stupid....dane cook made this way before steve died. really ignorant.

[thebluebot]

keep in mind when he was joking about this

it was in like 05

steve irwin died 07

next time you comment on a video make sure you know the facts

[SmoshRulez456]

holy crap LOL

[IMT00FIERCE]

omg lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[piratepug31]

LOL "I'm putting my pants on, I"M COMING!" DANE COOK IS THE BEST!

[cutsie456]

Gorgeous.

Lmaooo.

Watch me Bitchslap a baboon.

[smokintheblaze]

GORGEOUS!

[burntheholygrounds]

Im Gunna Shove my balls in this horses mouth and hit him with a pipe

LMAO

[erikamillz15]

"Im coming what lagoon r u in?" rofl

[MGStoltzfus]

hahahahahahahaa

[hatelesslove]

WATCH MEH BITCH SLAP THIS BABOON

[MusiqueLoveLaughter]

i was laughing my ass off!!!! :D

[HidanIsMine1]

Dane cook is awesome,Hot,Funny, and I think avalable! All the things a woman looks for in a man, XD

[BradsCowgirl287]

i totally agree with you ..to bad im married

[HidanIsMine1]

Omg, you are a blind deaf hater! Dane cook will smite you! Lol, but realy, don't make fun of him, its not cool

[wowfanatic007]

He'll probably spray him with spaghetti from his fingertips XD

[offroad4wd570]

aaaaahahahah this fukkin dudes badass.

[jvanaebaby]

crickey lol

[camx90]

dane cook looks like jeff dunhamn

[RYLANCUSHING]

your mom looks like jeff dunhamn's puppets.

[mrboyman1]

this i heard from a friend: "ey! look over there! it's alchaider member, one of the most dangerous creatures in the world!! i'm gunna go poke it with a stick!' alalalalaa '! look out it's angry!!!" and there u go.

[lykania13]

Yeah, it's from a comedy skit by Gabriel Iglesias(a stand up comic). He's pretty funny.

[PatrioT6611]

"Gorgous, Gorgous!" rofl xD

[vega7britt]

hahahaha

[gunboygx]

nice but steve was cool

[NejisGurl4Life]

lol, That was funny! I loved it. Steve was a great man, we all know that. also im sure steve was alive when this was made, dane isnt that heartless to say 'Oh steve's dead let me make fun of him' plus people in the Audience wouldn't have been laughing :3. so steve had to have been alive when this was made. ^.^ Gotta love dane cook for his funnyness, Gotta love steve for his brave acts of takin on the deadlist animals :D

[jadelza]

lol that isn't even an aussie accent

[HaloKing3536]

no its supposed to be like that

[superguineapig111]

does it even matter?

[devourerofbabies]

Why are people laughing?

[azdiaz1]

dont hold your breath?

[iainbandit]

crickey crickey...CRICKY

[onebrutalbob]

hi how you

[SilvaraCleric]

Oh my god! This is hilareous!

[doctorwho655]

lol

[gwarz99]

as thay say RAPE!

[aliceofhearts]

C'MON, let's go on an ADVENTURE!

[monkemia12]

hahaha its georgeous! :))

[ohfman117]

funny shit

[shadowlover99]

ok ,well he COULD have been alive when this happened, so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

[GiratinaMasterX50]

yeah ffs I've seen this discussion on another vid and someone there said steve died right after that vid was put up but he actually died like a week earlier so there as shadow said "get over it ":P So considering he died a week before that video was put up he probably was alive when Dane first performed this skit.

[lovebug073]

kk uhh he did this BEFORE he died. just to clear that up for yaalll..

jeeeeez

[teddycb]

honestly australia didnt really care too much for steve irwin (no disrespect) but they thought of him as an american made character. I studied in Australia and a lot of people didnt even know who he was. and by the way no one talks like he did but i liked him R.I.P.

[faiiilureeeTV]

YOU COMPLETE ASS! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU HOPE HE'S DEAD! THE WHOLE OF AUSTRALIA CRIED WHEN HE DIED AND THEN YOU GO SAY SHIT LIKE THAT! Also, learn how to spell.

[ModKillr]

Ummm, I'm sure Dane wouldn't have said that after the fact. Wasn't dead when this was done...

[faiiilureeeTV]

I didn't mean Dane.. geez.. I wouldn't say that. I meant some other guy who said something very disrespectful.

[kimmee4u]

ur fuckin whack! how the fuck can u say that about someone who is dead and left a little girl and wife behind. thats guna come back and bite u n ur ass. dont u have something better to do with ur life?

[Masterofbunies]

...... Dude.... What, are you hes relative, or sumtin? and I HATED that weirdo..... I bet youre Australian, I know you are... I will launch a nuke at ur house, ye slimy biYYYYDIFUL bastard!

[kimmee4u]

wow ur one dumb mother fucker im white for your information dumb ass! and no im not related to him its just common respect for someone who died what they loved doing. ok so trip on that mofo

[Masterofbunies]

WELL you retard, PEOPLE ON AUSTRALIA ARE WHITE!!! XD fucking insested yenkie asshole, DON'T YOU COME TO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK! And I hate you fuckin United Suck Ass(usa, for you, my retarded fiend) with my soul. So go fuck your sister and give me more people to kill!

[brinnybear00bugboo]

You dont what year this was put out, it could have been while he was alive. So see no harm done.

[quazarfire]

when this was made i'm almost positive he was alive. he didn't make this after he was dead. also, he didn't say anything bad about him, he was talking about how excited, and exciting, (and semi-crazy) this guy was.

[lovepuppy9999]

haha omg i love danecook this is hilariouse

[gryphonprince]

Holy shit, I started cryin this was so funny

[MusicLuvah23]

haha i knew that i would find something like a "rip steve erwin" thing on here. thank you for that GuitarGirllll. Thank you.

[kakashithief]

who would rape a cow just for spite?

hahaha... bitch slapping a baboon now that sounds fun

[speedwaysedan12]

haha but his accent terrible

lmao!