I'm so sick of almost all the comments being posted just to try to get top comment. Times were so much simpler when there was no top comment. All comments were equal.
To everyone looking at this comment you can help change my life all you have to do is thumbs up this comment so everyone can see it and if you want to check out my channel my life long dream is to become a goat so if you thumbs up this comment you could change my life.
@hellrazor117 continu doing some weights douchebag while someone with a proper kickboxing or martial art technic will beat you easily and then you'll be the fag
@GregSoIs you internet warrior...i would shank your tits off put em on a pizza and make your obese family eat them...fool...i would tie you to my bed , heat up a coat hanger on the stove for about half an hour and then stick it in your ass...then i would proceed to skullfuck your cat...you troll ass bitch...all you do is go to popular videos and talk shit to randomers...youre a waste of your dads semen and you need to reassess your life loser.
@GregSoIs wow you ae a persistant cunt aren't you...you must have no life judging by how you choose to use your time... I bet you find this somehow sexually arousing don't you...
Ok...So a girl gets pissed at Amir because he isn't running on the tread and asks him to use that one while there are like 20 other ones in the room...?
"It's this experimental drink that my cousin Leron is trying to copyright called 'Lazer.' It's kinda of a 50 hour energy. He basically boils a case of soda pop down to its corn syrup, then he adds sugar IN the raw. Then he takes canycorn and melts it to the raw in a bottle of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and melts it down to the raw and then he gets one of those big lollypops that you can only get at Disneyland and melts it down- "To the raw?" "YEAH TO THE FREAKIN' RAW!"
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping I bet 95% of you won't do it I did
Thumbs up if you fell in love with a girl but then on third date took her to your house and let her use the bathroom and wondered why she was taking so long and looked in and realised she was a bear and she was eating your feces out of the toiet bowl and you called the police but they wouldn't believe you so you had to beat it to death with a length of pipe you pulled off your boiler but then the leaky pipe flooded your house and you got trench foot and had to have it amputated.
Ew, I hate how Amir always chews back a bit his vomit.
rickneil01 17 hours ago
the retard test quote was a reference to stand by me, can't beleive cfchickey got top comment, kids need to learn their pop culture
badoman1 4 days ago
@badoman1 Isnt that the thing with the kid and he gets killed at the end and his teacher was Lex Luthor on Superman Returns?
turtleownage 4 days ago
He was puking on the floor
398227007 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
to the RAWW
MrNomekop32 1 week ago
I faviorited, i can has twinki now?
TheCrafterOfTheMine 1 week ago
I feel like the qualitie of jake and amir began to reduce after this point
GreeenGiantt 1 week ago
@GreeenGiantt i dont
valdabad 1 week ago
wheres my twinkie???
TheMrFratboy 1 week ago
and then i take my throw up and melt it down to the raw
minecraftwalthrough 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
i love how theyre both a little dumb in this one
ejaybugboy 2 weeks ago
wheres my twinkie?
jeffen8 2 weeks ago
"It's cream-filled"
Gvnrae 2 weeks ago
I AM watching Jake and amir in germany :)
ThatBasicGuy 3 weeks ago 3
I want that drink.
ElkiTheLizard 3 weeks ago
When i look at you, i throw up, quote from "Retarded test" =D
Jaxai 1 month ago
"i don't slow down i speed up and when i look at you i throw up" lol it kinda rhymes
billabongbabe2010 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
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The awkward moment when you see ur own reflection in ur laptop when you are watching porn.
costantini09 1 month ago
anyone else get the reference from "retard test"
cfchickey 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 51
@cfchickey its more of a reference from stand by me
Redhotfoos 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
@cfchickey Yep, I did.
Zergikun 1 week ago
Leron owns a lazer tag
CanadianFighter2k 1 month ago
Holy Shit an episode I haven't seen before!!
doddlecuddle 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
333,444th viewer
myfeet77 1 month ago
where is my twinkie?
spencer150r 1 month ago
atleast jake won't get mugged by a small girl as he's got amir!
TheyCallM3 1 month ago
Wait a second...at 0:04 the guy to the right. Is he running on a treadmill while he's...eating a sandwich? O.o
DrCrazyCake 1 month ago
@DrCrazyCake thats the left dyslexic one.
deadblood2 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@deadblood2 Ops sorry! I meant left xD
But how does that make me dyslexic? :/
DrCrazyCake 1 month ago
@DrCrazyCake dyslexia also effects direction.
deadblood2 1 month ago
according to this machine ive burned 310 calories so... TWINKIE TIME!!
THATS A HOT DOG!
I dont care! its cream filled
Nerdypancakes 1 month ago
Sound off, SH, SH.......SHUT UP!
droxursox319 1 month ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
I'm so sick of almost all the comments being posted just to try to get top comment. Times were so much simpler when there was no top comment. All comments were equal.
GuyThatLikesToHunt 1 month ago 5
that energy drink is called nutrament....
dominican917 1 month ago
to the raw dude
AngrYwalruS100 1 month ago
Jake is hotttt <3
coolgirlkatie1 1 month ago 2
I Favorited, now give me my Twinkie!
MyNameIsBobMcBob 1 month ago
I'm gonna take the two pointless top comments and MELT THEM DOWN TO THE RAW!
BlueBurryPimp 2 months ago 69
@BlueBurryPimp yeah to THE FREAKING RAW!!!
TheHaloCEfan 2 weeks ago
they should make more ones where they leave the office
DanGilmrtin 2 months ago
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fabiansito01 2 months ago
To everyone looking at this comment you can help change my life all you have to do is thumbs up this comment so everyone can see it and if you want to check out my channel my life long dream is to become a goat so if you thumbs up this comment you could change my life.
MRstevonick 2 months ago
I ADDED THIS VIDEO TO MY FAVORTIES!!!! WHERES MY FUCKING TWINKIE?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!
TheSupaTwinkie 2 months ago
Ever thought that Amir should make his own religion?
That's be an AWESOME episode, and I'd join his cult. <3
Rekkuuza213 2 months ago
@Rekkuuza213 that might be bad... for the world
faiello19 2 months ago
I somehow got an error when loading the annotations, it didn't stop the video....I was happy :D
cowboybeepbop1 2 months ago
"ok im sorry but she was a fat bitch!" haha
volleyballslammerr 2 months ago
0:45 lol Retarded test quote
timeforLoLz 2 months ago
what a fag...zumba??? kickboxin??? do some weights fag...
hellrazor117 2 months ago
@hellrazor117 Yeah, if you do weights for cardio work
You're doing it wrong.
JumpinScot 2 months ago
@hellrazor117 continu doing some weights douchebag while someone with a proper kickboxing or martial art technic will beat you easily and then you'll be the fag
QcPete83 2 months ago
@QcPete83 but that won't be you will it...you trollin ass internet-badass
hellrazor117 2 months ago
@hellrazor117 i really wana beat you up. where do you live and we can finish this now? Or are you too pussy?
GregSoIs 2 months ago
@GregSoIs you internet warrior...i would shank your tits off put em on a pizza and make your obese family eat them...fool...i would tie you to my bed , heat up a coat hanger on the stove for about half an hour and then stick it in your ass...then i would proceed to skullfuck your cat...you troll ass bitch...all you do is go to popular videos and talk shit to randomers...youre a waste of your dads semen and you need to reassess your life loser.
hellrazor117 2 months ago
@hellrazor117 let's go, me and you. Right now. I love beating up 12 year olds
GregSoIs 2 months ago
@GregSoIs wow you ae a persistant cunt aren't you...you must have no life judging by how you choose to use your time... I bet you find this somehow sexually arousing don't you...
hellrazor117 2 months ago
@hellrazor117 dam straight you weirdo. Loving this. Couldn't sleep last night thinking about you. Still up for it? Missing you. *Smooch *
GregSoIs 2 months ago
@GregSoIs both of you guys need to shut the fuck up. you sound like a bunch of fuckin losers hahah.
SgtBrainDead 2 months ago
@SgtBrainDead i want you. Interested? oh and you're a BITCH! Woooo. You're a faggot.
GregSoIs 2 months ago
@hellrazor117 ...That's the joke.
N30NGamingVideos 2 months ago
TOO FUNNY
ramsey00m 2 months ago
Lunk alarm.
zgitzoid 2 months ago
fuck sleep
paraminawolftrainer 3 months ago
Im watching Jake and Amir in Germany!!!!! Thats so weird!!!
wildkp96 3 months ago
Do collegehumor have an endless bucket of puke they need to use up?
sirdoodlebug219 3 months ago
SHOELESS JOE JACKSON
HunterAssThompson 3 months ago
I'd want that DRINK!!
beeseekay97 3 months ago
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I hate you i have essays :(
mrcdpenguins 3 months ago
Amir is me in gym class.
TheOceanspray99 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
I love Amir's headband :)
Platinum400 3 months ago
It totally looks like nutriment.
zionair7 3 months ago
To the freakin' raw.
AWAK3NEDM1ND 3 months ago 3
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My neighbors have a bus that says "Laser Energy Drinks" On the front. Leron Lives next to me. That's right, be jealous.
TheEpicMuffinMan 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
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TheEpicMuffinMan 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
shhhh shhh SHUT UP!!!
StarkillerJoshua 3 months ago
i thought amir only ate chicken nuggets
cowkiller39 3 months ago
"sound of shh shh... SHUT UP"
adifferentrocket 3 months ago
The "lazer"was just a nutriment the best
LMFATaco 3 months ago
boobs
check my page for Sean vs. Kyle episodes
seanvskyle 3 months ago
Ok...So a girl gets pissed at Amir because he isn't running on the tread and asks him to use that one while there are like 20 other ones in the room...?
N30NGamingVideos 3 months ago
Why do you have to be quiet in the gym? Is this Planet Fitness? Har Har Har... F*** PLANET FITNESS.
tehmuffinman23 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
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okay im sorry but she was a fat bitch
TheVeedubb 3 months ago
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TheVeedubb 3 months ago
TO THE FREAKING RAW
hey1300able 3 months ago
I wanna boil this down TO THE RAW
wheelie2217 3 months ago
Yeah to the freakin RAW
sskl123 3 months ago
i am watching jake and amir in germany
unitedfortreble 3 months ago
the aqward moment when your cpu wont stay in one place
camerabox1 3 months ago
I WANT A "TO THE FREAKIN' RAW" T SHIRT!!!
MikeBassil 3 months ago 110
"It's this experimental drink that my cousin Leron is trying to copyright called 'Lazer.' It's kinda of a 50 hour energy. He basically boils a case of soda pop down to its corn syrup, then he adds sugar IN the raw. Then he takes canycorn and melts it to the raw in a bottle of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and melts it down to the raw and then he gets one of those big lollypops that you can only get at Disneyland and melts it down- "To the raw?" "YEAH TO THE FREAKIN' RAW!"
rottingoctopi 3 months ago
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this is not funny.... at all.
Draegonz 3 months ago
to the FREAKIN RAW
TheOfficialTakedown 3 months ago 38
@TheOfficialTakedown SHH SHHH SHUT UP!
WhiteboyFTW7thst 1 month ago
faved, now wheres my twinkie batches?!?!
plumbingtroll 3 months ago
Melt it down to the frickin' raw!
mrmanlymanguydude 3 months ago
Lol
iMatthew32 4 months ago
"yeah but she was a fat bitch!"
pcr7manu 4 months ago 2
there's a pause with no sense ^^
NukNukMovies 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
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Forever Night (Ace and Joceyln) - The Heights <<<<this is the credit song to JAKE and AMIR Fired :P
DrNSoos 4 months ago
i wan that energy drink......to the raw
mr1god21 4 months ago
I want my twinkie.
MusicLMTD 4 months ago
im from germany ...
fightrox4 4 months ago
why does amir eat his puke after he throws up..
852guest 4 months ago
"I laughed my hell off!" lol hilarious.
Oceandreams705 4 months ago
shoeless joe jackson from Field of Dreams?
littlepro22 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
...kill the jew and take his gold.
yannbane 4 months ago
probably shouldn't watch this while eating my breakfast
crazyepiphone97 4 months ago 3
YEA TO THE FREAKIN RAW!
tdjsa 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
2001st!
Omeegia 4 months ago
@aristocras J&A is the best series they have......
nancyjanira 4 months ago
"Yeah well I'll FALL if it goes any faster!"
I just spit my water all over the screen when he said that.
ThinkDeepThoughts 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 4
Where's my twinkie?
ChilldudeVS 4 months ago
its nasty how he chews on his puke after he vomits.
johnthenater 4 months ago 112
@johnthenater He eats it now thats tasty
GuiltySpark4312 2 months ago
@johnthenater but it makes me wonder what they keep using for puke :D
bimirl 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
ok well i'm sorry she was a fat bitch
IzalorDantin 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 4
Silly Amir, that's an Austrian accent.
Goldenfur12698 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
Amir quoted "Retarded Tests", anothe CH video ( watch?v=yc86ZXFsriM )
microkorger 4 months ago
I really am watching Jake and Amir in Germany now!
TheRucksackman 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
what you know about bacon ham lincoln
yadiggems 4 months ago
Nut Shot!
9neji9 4 months ago
Jake and Amir will NEVER get old
SuperUltraNinja1 5 months ago
The cadence chant was hillarious.
YoungBrave2006 5 months ago
I bet they did the puke scene so we'd forget about the twinkie they promised us >:|
desidol22 5 months ago
1:06 - 1:10 so cute
ceeryill 5 months ago
YEAH TO THE FREAKIN RAW
adocfuly 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
No chicknewbs?
Eeevil0o 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
I WANT MY TWINKIE !
gifventje 5 months ago
retard tests quote! wooot
cfchickey 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
dislike for random 10 second stop fuck u college humor, u should be thankful i watch this instead of trying to spam me
naym2011 5 months ago
@naym2011 Que???
HelmertzIF 5 months ago
HERE WE GO, SHOELESS JOE JACKSON, SHOELESS JOE JACKSON IS BACK ON THE HORSE BABY.
shadowario 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
WERE IS MY TWINKIE?!
ReAliTyxD 5 months ago in playlist Videoklipp som favoritmarkerats av ReAliTyxD
They reference another CollegeHumor video in this one :0
PlatinumCRuX 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
I would like to see Jake do Zumba haha
Anirae 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
And in the background there was the fat bitch...
Luiseota 5 months ago
"i dont slow down, i speed up. and when i look at you, i throw up"
... wonder if anyone else caught onto the stand by me reference
thehumpalumpions 5 months ago 125
@thehumpalumpions i think most people get it, its a pretty popular phrase
Molothetwo 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
@thehumpalumpions I caught onto the Retarded Test reference.
bowlinggod101 4 months ago
@thehumpalumpions they also could have take it from another collegehumor video "Retarded tests"
GAMESHARK2K7 4 months ago
@thehumpalumpions Stand by Me was the first to use that line? The More You Know..........
ThisIsntMyAccountShh 4 months ago
@thehumpalumpions and your momma licks it up.
Klaveir5555 4 months ago
@thehumpalumpions that reference is also made in one of their videos called the retarded test
cmysubscriptions 3 months ago
@cmysubscriptions and then your momma comes round, and licks it up.
OldPlainUsername 3 months ago
u wanna sip o dat soda soda
antivenomrules 5 months ago 2
I AM watching jake and amir in germany
TheStrawberryFreak 5 months ago in playlist Watch Later 2
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping I bet 95% of you won't do it I did
27RandomMaxx 5 months ago
@27RandomMaxx ...and that is related to this video....how?
MyNameIsCliche 5 months ago
am i the one here that wants to make the LAZER to see whats it's like
Inuyashanaruto10857 5 months ago
the twinkie is a lie!!
bobermen1 6 months ago
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CommuterCollegeHumor 6 months ago
anyone catch the Stand By Me reference
ewanmcgregorfan24 6 months ago
actually true, I am watching from germany ô_0 HOW THE HELL COULD HE KNEW THAT!?!! OOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOD!
iRrawrrr 6 months ago 3
where my twinkie ~
theyoungnooblet 6 months ago
Jake Looks like Asher Roth......kinda.
MrYouRetarded 6 months ago
Amir ~ "take those giant lollipops you can only get at disney world and guess what he does?"
Jake ~ "boils it do..." (cut off)
Amir ~ "BOILS IT DOWN TO THE FRICKEN RAW"
HAHAHAHA LOL
bballer500JC 6 months ago
she was a fat bitch rofl
clanOT 6 months ago
The description o f this and "X-treme planking" is the same?
anayjuli11 6 months ago
why isn't he eat chicken nuggets....
Postitsaresticky 6 months ago
"and when I look at you, i throw up." I died.
megankasane 6 months ago
I added it to my favorites where is my twinky?
F0XYGRANDS0N 6 months ago
I won't see the outtakes unless they're both fine
HIKAJO 6 months ago
amir has a lulu lemon headband haha
HayHaygrl958 6 months ago
i kept on waiting for amir to set the treadmill to its highest setting and jumping on, but it never happened:(
Hunterman969 6 months ago
1:32 why? at 0:02 almost all the treadmills are available.
anyways jake and amir are AWESOME (to the raw)
ShlomoMoyal 6 months ago 2
ZUMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥♥♥ I love you alot more since you admited you danced, jake.
Greenjamgamer 6 months ago
the guy in the background looks hot. haha
ilovepoo122 6 months ago
Jake tries really hard not to laugh at the end! hahaha
MrHenry1496 6 months ago 68
They must be really great athletes to manage not to sweat one drop
ToodalooToYou 6 months ago
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Thumbs up if you fell in love with a girl but then on third date took her to your house and let her use the bathroom and wondered why she was taking so long and looked in and realised she was a bear and she was eating your feces out of the toiet bowl and you called the police but they wouldn't believe you so you had to beat it to death with a length of pipe you pulled off your boiler but then the leaky pipe flooded your house and you got trench foot and had to have it amputated.
xxTaKe2xx 6 months ago
omg i luv nutrament
ulquiorra2001 6 months ago
Why is this not available on iPad? Aaaaarrrrgghh
sniper007uk 6 months ago
LOL two times in one session
SamLAFresh 6 months ago
Bitch bee shaffer is sleeping with our man.....
WeedandShit1 6 months ago