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  • Ew, I hate how Amir always chews back a bit his vomit.

  • the retard test quote was a reference to stand by me, can't beleive cfchickey got top comment, kids need to learn their pop culture

  • @badoman1 Isnt that the thing with the kid and he gets killed at the end and his teacher was Lex Luthor on Superman Returns?

  • He was puking on the floor

  • to the RAWW

  • I faviorited, i can has twinki now?

  • I feel like the qualitie of jake and amir began to reduce after this point

  • @GreeenGiantt i dont

  • wheres my twinkie???

  • and then i take my throw up and melt it down to the raw

  • i love how theyre both a little dumb in this one

  • wheres my twinkie?

  • "It's cream-filled"

  • I AM watching Jake and amir in germany :)

  • I want that drink.

  • When i look at you, i throw up, quote from "Retarded test" =D

  • "i don't slow down i speed up and when i look at you i throw up" lol it kinda rhymes

  • anyone else get the reference from "retard test"

  • @cfchickey its more of a reference from stand by me

  • @cfchickey Yep, I did.

  • Leron owns a lazer tag

  • Holy Shit an episode I haven't seen before!!

  • 333,444th viewer

  • where is my twinkie?

  • atleast jake won't get mugged by a small girl as he's got amir!

  • Wait a second...at 0:04 the guy to the right. Is he running on a treadmill while he's...eating a sandwich? O.o

  • @DrCrazyCake thats the left dyslexic one.

  • @deadblood2 Ops sorry! I meant left xD

    But how does that make me dyslexic? :/

  • @DrCrazyCake dyslexia also effects direction.

  • according to this machine ive burned 310 calories so... TWINKIE TIME!!

    THATS A HOT DOG!

    I dont care! its cream filled

  • Sound off, SH, SH.......SHUT UP!

  • I'm so sick of almost all the comments being posted just to try to get top comment. Times were so much simpler when there was no top comment. All comments were equal.

  • that energy drink is called nutrament....

  • to the raw dude

  • Jake is hotttt <3

  • I Favorited, now give me my Twinkie!

  • I'm gonna take the two pointless top comments and MELT THEM DOWN TO THE RAW!

  • @BlueBurryPimp yeah to THE FREAKING RAW!!!

  • they should make more ones where they leave the office

  • [[145768898802324]]

    

  • To everyone looking at this comment you can help change my life all you have to do is thumbs up this comment so everyone can see it and if you want to check out my channel my life long dream is to become a goat so if you thumbs up this comment you could change my life.

  • I ADDED THIS VIDEO TO MY FAVORTIES!!!! WHERES MY FUCKING TWINKIE?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

  • Ever thought that Amir should make his own religion?

    That's be an AWESOME episode, and I'd join his cult. <3

  • @Rekkuuza213 that might be bad... for the world

  • I somehow got an error when loading the annotations, it didn't stop the video....I was happy :D

  • "ok im sorry but she was a fat bitch!" haha

  • 0:45 lol Retarded test quote

  • what a fag...zumba??? kickboxin??? do some weights fag...

  • @hellrazor117 Yeah, if you do weights for cardio work

    You're doing it wrong.

  • @hellrazor117 continu doing some weights douchebag while someone with a proper kickboxing or martial art technic will beat you easily and then you'll be the fag

  • @QcPete83 but that won't be you will it...you trollin ass internet-badass

  • @hellrazor117 i really wana beat you up. where do you live and we can finish this now? Or are you too pussy?

  • @GregSoIs you internet warrior...i would shank your tits off put em on a pizza and make your obese family eat them...fool...i would tie you to my bed , heat up a coat hanger on the stove for about half an hour and then stick it in your ass...then i would proceed to skullfuck your cat...you troll ass bitch...all you do is go to popular videos and talk shit to randomers...youre a waste of your dads semen and you need to reassess your life loser.

  • @hellrazor117 let's go, me and you. Right now. I love beating up 12 year olds

  • @GregSoIs wow you ae a persistant cunt aren't you...you must have no life judging by how you choose to use your time... I bet you find this somehow sexually arousing don't you...

  • @hellrazor117 dam straight you weirdo. Loving this. Couldn't sleep last night thinking about you. Still up for it? Missing you. *Smooch *

  • @GregSoIs both of you guys need to shut the fuck up. you sound like a bunch of fuckin losers hahah.

  • @SgtBrainDead i want you. Interested? oh and you're a BITCH! Woooo. You're a faggot.

  • @hellrazor117 ...That's the joke.

  • TOO FUNNY

  • Lunk alarm.

  • fuck sleep

  • Im watching Jake and Amir in Germany!!!!! Thats so weird!!!

  • Do collegehumor have an endless bucket of puke they need to use up?

  • SHOELESS JOE JACKSON

  • I'd want that DRINK!!

  • Amir is me in gym class.

  • I love Amir's headband :)

  • It totally looks like nutriment.

  • To the freakin' raw.

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  • shhhh shhh SHUT UP!!!

  • i thought amir only ate chicken nuggets

  • "sound of shh shh... SHUT UP"

  • The "lazer"was just a nutriment the best

  • boobs

    check my page for Sean vs. Kyle episodes

  • Ok...So a girl gets pissed at Amir because he isn't running on the tread and asks him to use that one while there are like 20 other ones in the room...?

  • Why do you have to be quiet in the gym? Is this Planet Fitness? Har Har Har... F*** PLANET FITNESS.

    

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  • TO THE FREAKING RAW

  • I wanna boil this down TO THE RAW

    

  • Yeah to the freakin RAW

  • i am watching jake and amir in germany

  • the aqward moment when your cpu wont stay in one place

  • I WANT A "TO THE FREAKIN' RAW" T SHIRT!!!

  • "It's this experimental drink that my cousin Leron is trying to copyright called 'Lazer.' It's kinda of a 50 hour energy. He basically boils a case of soda pop down to its corn syrup, then he adds sugar IN the raw. Then he takes canycorn and melts it to the raw in a bottle of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and melts it down to the raw and then he gets one of those big lollypops that you can only get at Disneyland and melts it down- "To the raw?" "YEAH TO THE FREAKIN' RAW!"

  • to the FREAKIN RAW

  • @TheOfficialTakedown SHH SHHH SHUT UP!

  • faved, now wheres my twinkie batches?!?!

  • Melt it down to the frickin' raw!

  • Lol

  • "yeah but she was a fat bitch!"

  • there's a pause with no sense ^^

  • i wan that energy drink......to the raw

  • I want my twinkie.

  • im from germany ...

  • why does amir eat his puke after he throws up..

  • "I laughed my hell off!" lol hilarious.

  • shoeless joe jackson from Field of Dreams?

  • ...kill the jew and take his gold.

  • probably shouldn't watch this while eating my breakfast

  • YEA TO THE FREAKIN RAW!

  • 2001st!

  • @aristocras J&A is the best series they have......

  • "Yeah well I'll FALL if it goes any faster!"

    I just spit my water all over the screen when he said that.

  • Where's my twinkie?

  • its nasty how he chews on his puke after he vomits.

  • @johnthenater He eats it now thats tasty

  • @johnthenater but it makes me wonder what they keep using for puke :D

  • ok well i'm sorry she was a fat bitch

  • Silly Amir, that's an Austrian accent.

  • Amir quoted "Retarded Tests", anothe CH video ( watch?v=yc86ZXFsriM )

  • I really am watching Jake and Amir in Germany now!

  • what you know about bacon ham lincoln

  • Nut Shot!

  • Jake and Amir will NEVER get old

  • The cadence chant was hillarious.

  • I bet they did the puke scene so we'd forget about the twinkie they promised us >:|

  • 1:06 - 1:10 so cute

  • YEAH TO THE FREAKIN RAW

  • No chicknewbs?

  • I WANT MY TWINKIE !

  • retard tests quote! wooot

  • dislike for random 10 second stop fuck u college humor, u should be thankful i watch this instead of trying to spam me

  • @naym2011 Que???

  • HERE WE GO, SHOELESS JOE JACKSON, SHOELESS JOE JACKSON IS BACK ON THE HORSE BABY.

  • WERE IS MY TWINKIE?!

  • They reference another CollegeHumor video in this one :0

  • I would like to see Jake do Zumba haha

  • And in the background there was the fat bitch...

  • "i dont slow down, i speed up. and when i look at you, i throw up"

    ... wonder if anyone else caught onto the stand by me reference

  • @thehumpalumpions i think most people get it, its a pretty popular phrase

  • @thehumpalumpions I caught onto the Retarded Test reference.

  • @thehumpalumpions they also could have take it from another collegehumor video "Retarded tests"

  • @thehumpalumpions Stand by Me was the first to use that line? The More You Know..........

  • @thehumpalumpions and your momma licks it up.

  • @thehumpalumpions that reference is also made in one of their videos called the retarded test

  • @cmysubscriptions  and then your momma comes round, and licks it up.

  • u wanna sip o dat soda soda

  • I AM watching jake and amir in germany

  • A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping I bet 95% of you won't do it I did

  • @27RandomMaxx ...and that is related to this video....how?

  • am i the one here that wants to make the LAZER to see whats it's like

  • the twinkie is a lie!!

  • anyone catch the Stand By Me reference

  • actually true, I am watching from germany ô_0 HOW THE HELL COULD HE KNEW THAT!?!! OOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOD!

  • where my twinkie ~

  • Jake Looks like Asher Roth......kinda.

  • Amir ~ "take those giant lollipops you can only get at disney world and guess what he does?"

    Jake ~ "boils it do..." (cut off)

    Amir ~ "BOILS IT DOWN TO THE FRICKEN RAW"

    HAHAHAHA LOL

  • she was a fat bitch rofl

  • The description o f this and "X-treme planking" is the same?

  • why isn't he eat chicken nuggets....

  • "and when I look at you, i throw up." I died.

  • I added it to my favorites where is my twinky?

  • I won't see the outtakes unless they're both fine

  • amir has a lulu lemon headband haha

  • i kept on waiting for amir to set the treadmill to its highest setting and jumping on, but it never happened:(

  • 1:32 why? at 0:02 almost all the treadmills are available.

    anyways jake and amir are AWESOME (to the raw)

  • ZUMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ♥♥♥ I love you alot more since you admited you danced, jake.

  • the guy in the background looks hot. haha

  • Jake tries really hard not to laugh at the end! hahaha

  • They must be really great athletes to manage not to sweat one drop

  • omg i luv nutrament

  • Why is this not available on iPad? Aaaaarrrrgghh

  • LOL two times in one session 

  • Bitch bee shaffer is sleeping with our man.....