99 CENT WHORE SINGS "EVERYBODY WANTS TO..."

[bitemewillyou]

well she's right about one thing, yes I want to f*** her lol

[Killz0nesnip3r]

Fake and gay

[Guitfiddlejase]

I must say that I am pretty embarrassed that I had to find this as a result of RENO.....I would love to be the dude that says-"Oh yeah dude,that's Mary Birdsong...I have always followed her and I think she's fabulous..."

Four Stars

[earthisancient]

Nice Fender Telecaster

[marybirdsong]

thanks alex! i try. i really try. :-)

[alexarias4470]

MARY ROCKS!!!!!!!

[pecart66]

best drag queen i have seen in a while !!

[mcsoccer09]

she should team up with Tenacious D :)

[marybirdsong]

@mcsoccer09 i couldn't agree more, mcsoccer. seriously. they were a HUGE influence on me when i first started doing this character and writing songs for her. i name YOU as president of the "let's get the 99 cent whore to open up for tenacious d's next concert" club. so get on that, will ya? :-) write those D boys and let 'em know.

[LegendaryGoldDragon]

Girl from Reno 911 (^_^)

[Koolaidman3197]

Reminds me of Jenny from Forest Gump

[bulletholebob2000]

she looks like an alien...

[Octoberheart7]

I knew an entire family like this when I was growing up D:

[fuckXtheXsystem]

Is that the girl in Reno 911?

[dayinthelife06]

i'd hit it

[sacman68]

Oh my god, I DO want to Fuck her right now AND later on too!!!

[MertTheGreat1]

I think she is hot!..

[chicagohouseman]

she kinda looks like stephanie swift

[MOBROOKS]

@chicagohouseman I don't think she looks like stephanie. however, I must say that I was the biggest stephanie swift fan in the late 90's!! now its all about that alexis Texas!! lmao. oh and by the way, mary birdsong rocks!! kimbell was my favorite character on reno 911.

[chicagohouseman]

Cute And Funny!

[funkyhigh]

LOL funny, funny Mary..Gonna miss you on Reno:'(

[ipouponu]

You're right... I do want to.

[hanleyfallsmn56245]

IMO: This is a very cute and talented woman acting like a total moron. Long live Reno 911!

[yvond07]

i never know how i end up on this creepy videos but worst of all i don't know why i continue to watch them.. lady please give it up.

[alice4president]

She is so awesome!!!!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Mary Birdsong is a Goddess and rules all that she sees! 5*

[slightdrift]

this is one hot mentally handicapped chic

[uglyschmoo]

I haven't heard anything this good since Exile in Guyville. Is it true 99cW has a feud with fydolla ho?

[clevelandjimsmith]

i got a dollar, you can keep the change

[meanmanihi]

hah

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[howiemandelbabe]

lmfao that was brilliant.

[ADebreu]

I just love her -- great music, great vid.

[Danmill23]

What a sweet and beautiful soul you must have. You remind me of those beautifully dressed women on the street corner who I see getting arrested all the time. You are like some beautiful creature who is trappend in a cage. Maybe you could swap the cus words in your song for "baby Jesus", to make it even more beautiful. ;) great vid!

[TheMauveDart]

So then it would go something like:

"Everybody in this room wants to baby Jesus me right now."

Catchy. :) Haha.

[MidNightAngel34]

It looks like somthing from Reno 911..I think shes hot but she shouldnt steriotype herself like this....

[Wiizl]

:D The whore looks kinda retarded while she's talking! Great job! LMAO!

[jamesdeanjaybyrd]

i'm looking around but i don't see nobody else in the room with you but that lady and her shit-su!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

I can't stop by because I only have 97 cents. Great video - laugh out loud - or whatever the kids are calling it these days... 5* favorited

[picturethief]

Shania looks like shit since the meth...

[rugshort]

Really funny. Are you trying to be funny? I think you're a brilliant comedienne.

[janetlame]

yes, trying to be funny was the general idea. glad it worked! thanks mr short.

[rugshort]

I wasn't sure to begin with, then I checked your profile. I was looking for werewolves. I'm a hairless werewolf boy who's sometimes embarrased to go out at night... I think you should get a part in Cory McAbbe's latest movie, 'Werewolf hunters of the midwest' I've just discoved The American Astronaut, we didn't get it here.

[marybirdsong]

@rugshort hi there rugshort. yes- i was trying to be funny. ha ha ha! that really makes me feel proud that you almost believed i was "just being me!" that means i did a good job, i guess. thanks for writing!

[rugshort]

@rugshort You should get cast in a Cory McAbee movie.

[lostsoulbb]

Holyshit she's psychic, I was watching this thinking "I'd fuck her". This was funny I really like this character, wish I could see it every week on TV. Well I'm off to see if there's more of these. Peace

[timmytickles]

you know, i think makin it to assistant night manager of the 99¢ Store is nothing to sneeze at.

[jazuno]

Funny and oh so attractive! F the haters.

[MisterSixley]

99 cent whore is tooo dang expensiv

[janetlame]

dear mister sixley-

i have coupons on tuesday nights for 10% off.  and don't forget... wednesdays are DOUBLE coupon days in honor of hump day.

[pecart66]

@MisterSixley NO NO THE 99 CENTS IS THE CHANGE SHE GAVE THEM BACK FROM A DOLLAR !

[hollister9222]

i meant wat the.....wat kind of video is this???

filer01 is funny

[hollister9222]

wat the???

[filler01]

and nobody wants to fuck you. *pause*

[NicoleKidman1]

Mary Birdsong is my girlfriend. She is hot and sexy! She is a great singer.

[babysealsareyummy]

mary birdsong is hotttttttt