Dick Van Dyke Show: Episode 03: Jealousy

[imjustanothersoul]

the rewind walk was absolute classic

[JonasPolsky]

These sketches must be movie-length for the amount of time they spend rewriting them.

[69steffy]

GrRRrRRrR

[sferrell1000]

I saw a color photo of the kitchen, they are turquoise.

[MerleOberon]

Laura, are the kitchen appliances, turquoise?

[TVsCraigFerguson2]

I love the reverse bit at 3:55 done by Rose & Maury...no matter how many times I see it, I laugh. Well done.

[MerleOberon]

50 years ago, I'm old

[blattdanielmain]

I want the traditional American family back. What happened to America?

[MrAlcazar]

@blattdanielmain It went bankrupt, in every sense of the word.

[talkingdaisy94]

They don't keep changing her name, lol. Laurie is a pet name for Laura...

[paintingapicture]

im gonna take a nape BEFORE I SLEEP (MAYBE AFTER TOO!)

[timkblog]

The dance part is great !

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

"I wanna take a nap before I go to sleep..." xD

[MdnSavior]

After the "good morning, darling" and the smile... Aww! ^_^

[MrWestwing9]

It is a grate show

[MrWestwing9]

Love the Dick van file show

[myrandomthoughtss]

if people have the channel MeTV on their television programer it shwos these episodes and the mary tyler moore show M*A*S*H* the A team The lucy show and many more!!

[rassledassle82]

...but, he's SUCH an instigator!

[rassledassle82]

Millie's husband is handsome :-)

[kimberleyv238]

ekkk im 20 years old and when i was a kid i would watch his movies.i love this show they need to show it on tv

[TheAmazingSquasher]

I absolutely love this show!!!

I wish shows like this were still on!! I'm 16 and I think this is the greatest show ever!!! :P

[thatisso80s]

Someone on that show knew how to fold hospital corners on the twin beds. A lost art!

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

Where's ep 2?

[instacopy1]

Great admirer of Dick Van Dyke, and Mary Tyler Moore went from cute young lady, to a creepy face... wait she's a disease, I can't even remember the name. Actually you know what? I believe Cloris Leachman has been going through the same faze. And on top of all that, I can't stand Rob and Laura's friends. That annoying bitch just wouldn't stop humourously saying to her husband," Oh stop your just awful." wtf.

[1964nickel]

Gee, Jerr. Ain't you just the great friend there now. I mean really? *sigh* I swear. And am gonna really be glad when we get back to when they call her "Laura" and not "Lori'. Kinda grates a bit. ;-]

[TheHipBG]

23 people arent wonderful or adorable se for your self at 5:11

[felixq78]

Social engineering, Lesson 1: Creating suspicion and distrust within the family unit.

TURN OFF YOUR TV!

[ILeaveMyLoveWithYou]

Joyce Danelen is a saint. Joyce Danelen should be president. Joyce Danelen is thin. Joyce Danelen is beautiful. Joyce Danelen is a princess. Joyce Danelen is a strikingly beautiful model and actress. Joyce Danelen cannot help it if all women are jealous of her thinness and fragility. Joyce Danelen is the envy of all women everywhere. Joyce Danelen is everything to everyone! WRITTEN BY THE OLD HAGS THAT ARE JEALOUS OF JOYCE DANELEN. JOYCE DANELEN, DID NOT WRITE THIS DR.GORDON ROSS NEUFELD M.D.

[Sickdrummer22]

Its the PENIS VAN LESBIAN SHOW!!!

[zlet]

@Sickdrummer22

ahahahaha

[DoctorLawyerWhatever]

I don't care what the television parameters were then, Laura Petrie and separate twin beds? Thee is something wrong with the world.

[felixq78]

@DoctorLawyerWhatever Yes there certainly is something wrong with the world your inability to understand something as simple as "the television parameters" during that era is a sad example of it.

[cosg9531]

@felixq78 If I didn't understand the television parameters then, I would not have included them in the preface to my comment. Are you in the habit of not comprehending what should be obvious?

[1601Lilian]

Por favor quiero conseguir todos los episodios del Show de Dick van Dike doblados en latino o subtitulados en español. si alguien los vende en DVD. Avisar por favor. Son excelentes. gracias

[JustPraiseHim09]

Haha Rob is so cute! "Honey? Friends again?" That's one of the cutest lines I've ever heard. Oh and I also love how he goes "Laura honey? Sweetie? Baby?" Lol I love this show!

[yay1234567100]

"I want to take a nap before I go to sleep."Brilliant!!

[Kellogs43able]

The Petries were modeled after the Kennedys

[CrimeSceneFairy94]

Ahh, Dick van dyke is so adorable :D I was born in the wrong decade

[docterdroob]

YAY sex jokes

[Janadu]

stupid commercial breaks! Argh.

[yay1234567100]

I love it when she hits him with the pillow!

[bigkingsha]

Huh??? Dick Van Dyke a racist? i'm Black and i love that damn show! Leave my dude alone!

[bin09004]

Haha.. I have a plug-in that block swear words and for this it has, **** Van **** Show. I didn't think about it doing it for this.

[jackinla8]

I forgot about the heavy canned laughter back then...funny. Really hate commercials

on YT. Is nothing sacred?! :-/

[jason4852]

Am i the only one who came here because family guy blured out the title names??hehe Dick Van Dyke...

[kaykay349wave]

"jerry your just awful! isnt he awful?! oh jerry ur just awful! JUST AWFUL!" blah blah blah shut the hell up! i just want jerry to pimp slap her!

[coolkid1234533]

Hottest TV wives:

1. Laura Petrie (Mary Tyler Moore)

2. Samantha Stevens (Elizabeth Montgomery)

3. Donna Stone (Donna Reed)

4. Jeannie (Barbara Eden)

5. Tied?? June Cleaver (Barbara Billingsley) & Emily Hartley ( Suzanne Pleshette)

Feel free make changes



[ncccj2]

Jerry is hilarious in this episode..I absolutley love Mary Tyler Moore :)

[DreamersGirl66]

stupid ass commercials.

[Atchwee]

"youre just terrible. isnt he terrible? youre just terrible!"- oh shut up!!

[sweetiegrl41]

everyone is so beautiful on this show and im proud to be a fan of the show!

[SuperSwingdancer]

Rob is a darling and your just terrible! Jerry your just awful!

hehe.

[riversidedan1]

well, the stinkin commercials finally caught up to us!.anything to make a lousy buck

[bus114]

Millie is really annoying in this episode. Fortunately, she was more likeable in later episodes.

[skylur44]

@bus114 I like Millie but yes, she can be annoying. I saw her on Seinfeld, the episode where Jerry and Elaine go to Miami and stay with Jerry's parents, she was one of the nighbors. Did not age too well.

[NOEMIDELCARMEN]

@skylur44 She also starred as the grandmother on The Nanny and you are correct, she didn't age well but then again neither did Mary Tyler Moore.

[sep81992]

damn commercials!

[sep81992]

damn commercials!

[chomsky88]

Dick Van Dyke was born in 1925 which means he was 36 here; he really doesn't look much older than twenty five. Probably why he still looks so good even today.

[JustPraiseHim09]

@chomsky88 I couldn't agree with you more. I still find him totally adorable even at his old age <3

[101Snaz]

Somehow I just know that handkerchief will be trouble with that lipstick on it.

[maxpowers518]

Hey, it's the *bleep* Van *bleep* Show starring *bleep * Van *bleep*!

[101Snaz]

Family Guy?

[rjones53]

Who os Joan Staley ?

[fishscale83]

she was in alot of early 60s tv shows, but she was a centerfold for playboy! SUPER BABE!

[Here2QuestionYou]

oh how cute, a show from the racist decade. now where's the part with him tripping over everything like in family guy?

[fishscale83]

@Here2QuestionYou that comes in season 2 and by season 3 he skips around the ottoman. dick van dyke is far from racist he's a stand up guy

[rentatrip1]

@Here2QuestionYou

Here 2 question You - it is very obvious you are the victim of way too much poor TV- the only racist on this page is you -

as for what decade is the racist decade -

how about 1850's the decade prior to the Civil (race) war - you need to study history or continue to make a fool of yourself in public-

[hermankatnip]

@Here2QuestionYou

Well If you knew anything about this show you would know that this is Michelle Obama's favorite TV show. I hardly think she would love a programme with racist undertones. Your patronising attitude just serves to demonstrate your ignorance

[VintageTelevision863]

@Here2QuestionYou Your a victim of todays television; your mind is in the gutter. Its sickening just sickening to see where society is headed. There has been racism apparent in every decade; but the Dick Van Dyke Show is far from and example of racism.

[mikefastener]

@VintageTelevision863 Seriously, seriously....racism?

How?

(I watched these shows in the 60's!)



[arjeffs]

awsome

[arjeffs]

hay daffyphack dont be rude and say hes a asshole cos he isent

[arjeffs]

ooohhh daffyphack he is not a asshole

[Greya77]

I lvoe try and sleep face up, sweet

[xyo99]

He is awfull but look  so good ggrrrrrrrrr....!

[soulierinvestments]

First appearance of the Helpers.

[baydaver]

Valerie Blake was played by Joan Staley

[baydaver]

Valerie Blake was played by Joan Staley. Its in the credits

[odiloveseverthing]

"I want to take a nap before i go to sleep"

hahahahahaha1 I never knew you can do that.

[bongiwe]

one of my favorite series, great stuff

[chicagosfinest83]

who plays "valerie blake" shes hot!

[douchebagchigger]

I agree,Laura Petry is very,very good looking.But,I think Donna Reed is a close second,if not tied.

[dustee]

I just love these old series!!!!

[chicagosfinest83]

jerry is such a bitch, just because his wife is ugly

[bluache]

yeah. He's married to Grandma Yetta from the Nanny!

[daffyphack]

he's seriously kind of an asshole.

[trombonophone]

LOL 4:11- 4:27 :D LOL :D

[BlueHatBabe]

That was the best part of the whole show! :D

[Reltsirk]

that was a good ending lol

[Reltsirk]

10:09 - 10:35 lol wow that was great

[luvulotts]

04:00-4:27 is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

[EdGauthier1]

"Laurie"? Oh, ya - in the early episodes, Mary was called that, instead of Laura. It sounds so odd - even Dick Van Dyke called her Laurie early on in the show!

[oneandatwo]

Mary Tyler Moore is the most beautiful woman to ever be on television.

[TelecasterLPGTop]

@oneandatwo Yeah, I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid during the 60s.

[PosingAddict103]

i love this show its such a classic

[nanachaym]

Best show ever.

[COMUNICACIONTV]

waahooo!

[Akaristar2]

POOOOOOOOOOOOP

[1990Logan]

One of the best shows of all time! Classic, priceless!

[ShitGoos]

Rost Pot! 'k'ool I'll get my bong.

[rosss1959]

Wow !!!!! Rob and Laura have a striking resemblence to JFK and JACKIE.

[caliguy92]

This is hilarious!!!

[Roflzoids]

first

[ilvtofku]

Did the audience in the 60s feel stupid to see husband and wife sleep in different beds on TV?

[LostProphet1776]

I love 1950's/1960's shows; this and the Phil Silvers show are great....

[UrsusSpartacusIII]

Great 60s.Comedy series,thanks for posting!

[Xblonde82]

The Dick Van Dyke Show: Jealousy, What a wonderfull video :D

[5DollarFootLong44]

this shows gay

[thatguru876]

i rated it one due to the adverts

[Midnightryder7]

these are classics

[thewilkieb]

kjfgj

[xizzmatt]

What?

[AsTheSunBurnsOut]

Wow, first air date October 1961!

My Birthday is October 14th (: (1994)

[reflastori]

he's one great actor!

[Dmpleopard]

this show is cute!!!

[bloodpalidin]

dick van dyke is awesome.

[captainkoo]

Simple theme, great dialogue, witty characters.

Formula for a successful comedy show

[xnightxamex]

wtf is with all these ads? youtube better fucking watch itself.

[world295]

first

[canadiangirl85]

This is actually episode 7

[carzakone333]

NO.1 - -"

[afromaniac1000]

classic

[OutputLogic]

They sleep in separate beds. Oh boy, times have changed.

[truth4all1985]

You are a big thief of reality from those who get lies in your descriptions.

[truth4all1985]

Yeh- you keep lying by removing the comments of those who say the reality of the thief that you are.

[Bigdrip681]

Hahaha Love the Dick Van Dyke Show! So funny!

[TheNewFaction]

I loooove this show. Seriously, it's one of my favorite shows of all time.

[lindseymccain2]

I love this show it was my favorite growing up.

[ishmalaha]

Love this one!

[slay4kali]

this is racist. sexist. and prejudice. fuck this garbage.

[gyro4268]

gay

[franklindavid]

Love this show,this talent is timeless.

[dimacusa304]

funny, i love it!

[yummeeceline]

i love dick van dyke :]

[Btroisi13]

lol dick

[yokid102]

FIiirrst?

[OutputLogic]

love this show

[BriDuhDee]

horrible name....

[ghaya321]

hey

[giollachriost]

Jerry IS just awful...

[tabbie3232]

wow i never had the chance to watch this show, is soooooo funny, thanks for charing

[gscotm55]

This was all distraction. This is not how real people live.  Look to Qui Bene - and that is what we need to know and be aware of. Watch George Carlin's YouTube clip called America is Tyranny. This is what really is happening.

[agdem105]

This show is amazing

[Forcemaster2000]

A classic show!!

[jakosh31]

FIRST!!!!!!

[jakosh31]

FIRST BITCHESSS!

[Almightynienaber]

first?

[mista123420]

lol, a good 1!

[Celyncoin]

Jerry is just terrible.

[koolkyle303]

i dont like it

[anthonycastro52]

go drop bombs aredy

[Pescolly]

I prefer the tripping and falling intro.

[sdfrt12]

PAYASA IS A BITCH

[secondlifestuff]

Awesome!

[jmccracken1963]

THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH FOR SHARING THESE GREAT SHOWS WITH US TODAY!!!!! Comedy CAN indeed be funny without being dirty. I have enjoyed this show ever since its first run when I was a boy. As a matter of fact, CBS began airing reruns of the show in the morning within 3 years of its premiere: it was part of a 2-hour bridge between CAPTAIN KANGAROO and LOVE OF LIFE. Keep up the GREAT work.

[ojewel]

This is great being able to watch the old van dyke shows! Thanks for posting. Our analog TV went digital tonight and I didn't buy a converter in time so I am watching these shows for the weekend on the computer. My how things have changed!

[dragontuber333]

I LOVE THIS ONE!!

[GOLDENTRIANGLES]

HA ha this is cool

[suzeye]

it's not the first episode, they already have richie!

[suzeye]

This is the very first episode it says~ and that seems strange since it didn't offer much "set up" to the characters. I have such fond memories of this show, and no matter what episode,it is always good for a laugh! Just plain good stuff!

[PeterPlaysGH]

You're just awful, isn't he awful?

[laketahoeron]

this was a good show back in the day, loved this show!

[Purplelover156]

i LOVE dick van dyke!

and mary tyler moore :-)

[dani0lovs0bruno0]

i loved it :)

[jazzlady40]

I love the Dick van Dyke show it so ahead of it's time.

[pondviewer12]

What a trooper!

He's still acting in films like "Night at the Museum".

Hat's off to you, sir!

[fahrettintomak]

this is bullshit !

[GTSC05]

10:19 - 10:35

xD

Hilarious.

[ciara2478]

first to comment and ever thing

[rockabella210]

love the show!!!

[Cecyknew]

i love Dick Van Dyke!!! he is hot! xD

love the way he says "..honey...." (L)

[luutnantti111]

DICK!

[KDvP]

Awesome!

[jackiethelover]

ImageEntertainment wants to lie so much he takes off the truth. I saw the comment that this is not the first episode of season 1.

[deeydawg]

am i literally the first comment over the 36,780 people that watched it none of them did

[tammyjzz409]

man this is still funny today

[ciara2478]

first to comment i see

[musicman69123]

First comment!

[Redbloodedsky]

Kinda remembers me of Bioshock... I didn't like this guy starring on the museum movie, it really sucked

[TheFunnycat12]

first

[EliteFrags]

FIRST