US Soldier vs Goat

[hostagetakers]

muther fuckers

[ByRecentDesign]

So that's why they killed it!

[kornholigo]

That's a misuse of United States' property!! (I mean the helmet)

[hellowynn]

wow americans such as these make me sick to be part of the human race, people die in iraq over bombs, and these pathetic, disgusting people are having fun like that

doesnt put americans in a good light and is probs why people steriotype all americans as dumb-as-fuck inbred twats

[pitbull22ful]

us soldiers pissing on dead bodies every where the government does not care---

[NoobsAreUsh]

/watch?v=sp2cmWMOJqk&feature=p­layer_embedded Then they murdered the sheep. Way to go you fucking Yanks

[rlzukauskas]

USA - Your soldiers are just RETARDS.

[yuripalover]

is this the same sheep they killed with the baseball bat on the other video? -_-

[CaekLandFtw]

@yuripalover It's a goat, so no

[yuripalover]

@CaekLandFtw

then..they both look the same? :)

US Soldiers killing sheep with a baseball bat on search bar ^_^

[DragonOfQin]

Pretty fun. Cute goat.

[AtheismCentral]

Anti-imperialist goat - fuck yeah!

[MorganTheCupric]

This isn't really so bad, the goat is just doing what comes natural to him and does not appear to be having any pain inflicted on him. He my even be enjoying it. The solider is a moron though, not that this will come to a surprise with anyone familiar with the intelligence of US troops generally.

[PennaPlanum]

FUCK THE TROOPS.

[AznDuD333]

@PennaPlanum

the government, the troops are just following orders

[cars675]

then they killed that goat with a baseball bat /watch?v=sgarWjKYFGs

[VkyleV]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!!?!??!??

[pk13285]

yankees are soo stupid



[XxFlashTuTorialsxX]

@pk13285 just bored. :)

[MwGHD]

make this top comment,

This isn't a US Soldier killing the sheep, as you can see the person is in civil clothes and the soldiers are never without their helmet or at least kevlar OR boots.

This is a Muslim holiday called Eid al-Adha, a holiday where they sacrifice sheep for Allah.

[HeartStrikerz]

plus i bet anyone can admit if they were cooped up like these soldiers and they had access to random farm animals and they can find a way to harmlessly play with them they would :P

[kanecat2]

Dumb yanks. What's so funny about tormenting an animal. Thick as pig shit are the yanks

[yshawareb01]

This is not funny, this is sick.

[HeartStrikerz]

@yshawareb01 Watch "US soldier kills a sheep" and this video will all of a sudden not be sick at all...

[FascioINgabbia]

He has chosen and opponent at his same level.

Oh, no. Sorry. I was wrong.The goat seems to win.

[bluepurplegreen758]

The goat is determined to singlehandedly push the troops back where they belong into the US. lol

[mahchymk93]

here's where your tax money goes

[WFSW32]

@mahchymk93 At least he's not torturing it. >_>

[franzgobbi]

who is the goat

[Brennan29]

Bravo this guy is cool as shit! Not like those pussy ass mother fuckers the beat that goat with the baseball bat! They should be ashamed to call themselves americans! And if they are, Id like to not be one! But this guy is a U.S. Soldier!

[futuregrrl]

@ inhishonour, that was a sheep they beat to death (absolutely disgusting and disgraceful btw!) I don't think these are the same soldiers.....

[Nodsinator]

that guy is gonna end up with PTSD because of that goat

[inhishonour]

Is this the video filmed before one of them beat it to death with a baseball bat? The goat looks pretty much identical. If so, not funny. Not funny what so ever.

[lottiewoman]

idiot

[evil4563]

Goat: get the fuck outa here.

[ukOxYgen]

square go like

[baldurus1]

No wonder you can't win a single war you fight, even a goat can kick your ass.

[rcbif101]

mom 1 - my son got injured in Iraq and is coming home

mom 2 - really, how?

mom1 - a goat broke his neck.

[piratebunny1]

haven;t laughed so hard in ages lol great vid guys keep em coming lol

[TheEpicnessofJamesD]

Fucken retards!

[MISTER4FUN]

EVEN ANIMALS DONT GET PEACE FROM THEM

THEY LIVE ON HURTING OTHERS O USA THE DAY OF REGRET  IS NEAR

[xbeast133]

Goat: FADE UP DEN BITCH

[cjcarr84]

is this where they got the idea for the film 'men who stare at goats'.lol.

[Elenkhos]

Thats the happiest goat in the world...look how fat it is..lol

[Makaveli696]

@nparadis12 wow 3 yrs later and your comment is no less hilarious then if I caught it then, you people really are as dumbed down as you act, you need to learn real factual history and not spoon fed nationalist bullshit, quite the contrary, many battles would not have been won without us because you guys claimed "suicide mission" and refused to go, and we proved where the real men are, btw Canada is a British Commonwealth, and you people wouldn't have enough fresh water if we weren't selling any

[stealth1294]

goat: round 2 bitch

[tw1704]

lol.. Now this is funny.

[sonnytenedo]

LOL XD

[HolzbierProductions]

Beware, the nextone will be filled with explosives if some extremists watch this!

[hdtvcamera1]

too funny

goat win

[TheAndroid86]

@hdtvcamera1 human is nothing without guns and bullets true dat

[epicfail86]

0:36

The goat after he knocks out the soldier's like, "You want some of this, b!tch?"

[SuperSpecialAwesom12]

I have a feeling he's done that before WITHOUT A HELMET :) :)

[GoldenGangsta666]

I can just imagine some non american reactions to this video they are probably like wtf america?

[noquedaunbuennombre]

@GoldenGangsta666 Indeed.

[DaltonandTravisTV]

lets give a good hand and horns for glen the retared soldier who faced a iraq goat to saved american soldiers from being bored bravo

[psycotichobit]

If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i would have a nickel...

[jonathanwells80]

They did that for mating rights... long story short that soldiers kids have horns

[ssrider7]

this video is soooooo hilarious!

U AINT GOT NOTHIN ON ME.....

U AINT GOT NOTHIN!!

BAMMM....BAMMMMM...auuuu!

LOL

[ssrider7]

FUNNYEST VID ON YTUBE!!

thumbs up if u agree!

[Elgastonable]

Thats what happens if you mess with iraki goats!

[MinisterAilingTongue]

This brings tears to my eyes! This is Charlie Chaplin funny.

[h07swilkinson96]

the goat will always win a bunch of stupid americans

[flyby501]

Purple heart

[diogocrc1995]

and the winner is  GOAT

[EvilMushroomProd]

goat is like =bitch bring it hahaha god bless our funny troops comeback safe

[DannyGreenTV]

That goat was his superior officer, this is a shocking act of insubordination.

[Intr0spector]

That's a Ram so named because they ram things. Not a goat

[xWhiteKnight10x]

Lol thats fucking awesome

[serrar19ALG]

That's not a goat

[Hatinonthehaters]

BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHERFUCKER BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[qeyiph]

@Hatinonthehaters ahahahahahahahhahahaha

[thenaj88]

awesome!

[kavo977]

SOLDIER:comon u stupid goat.you called my mam and u gonna pay.

[wishwizard]

LOL!! awesome

[marsproductions1]

Then he pulls out the revolver he found and plays Russian Roulette.

[jinxomg]

winning hte war 1 goat at a time

[frontier33]

So CUTE!!! Thanks for the laugh!

[Fight4MyFreedom]

Careful now don't get a concussion. LMFAO.

[XBrokenwingsX98]

we should use goats now......

[MegaLebanon100]

who won?? 

[TheWeskerman]

silly american soldiers...goats always win HAHAHA still funneh video

[MrBRITBRIGHT]

God Bless the goat for the entertainment and helping our troops end a day! Awesome vid!

[ErinSaltus21]

This is quite funny.

[MrMorpheusV2]

Congrats sir! the new helmets are goat proof as ordered!

[demon07nd]

o thats what those new helmets are for

[Mustafa1229]

Then they shoot the goat at the end.....

[resdudeornardude]

The iraqis are watching wondering if we ever win the war on goatism.

[nightwolf237]

rofl @ 0:39 pissed off goat

[MarquisChantdamour]

Homer Simpson and family (male family)

[caliixco]

terrorist goat  ????

[GescheStahl]

36 Goat Herders watched this

[andkontos]

goat won.

[liberator235]

Animal Testing at its finest

[Ultracactuar]

Steve Nicks!

[liberator235]

Marines ain't got shit on goats

[osirisjoannnnn]

I say goat wins ! ahaha !

[cassandrabadie]

that was so funny ha ha lol lol i think the goat or sheep won, and will always win lucky you didnt break your neck, so cute

[TheSneakyPete7]

Serious trust in headgear! 

[blazingfiregraff]

i laughed even at the title xD

[SnakeEyes4Ever]

The goat will always win, don't fight it, make friends with it and you won't get hurt. Lol

[Dorian434]

kto z ASG kraków !

[Vanarchy23]

lol, if it was the goat off of jackass 3 he'd be wearing a neck brace right now

gotta' give it to 'em though, those guys are fighting a war and still spending their off time more productively then most people on this site lol

[BEBE605605]

goat!!!!!! that's a freakin' SHEEP!!!!!!! everything about this video is retarded, very very lame.

[MusicinOurBlood02]

Next up ... COW TIPPIN'!!! :)

[Gumibirka]

Animal's fight!

[SarethZhukov314]

Sheep wins.

[TheMOHAAMED]

THATS A SHEEP -_-"!

[ENGELVAMPIR]

Was Funny xD

but still seems dangeorous because of the horns... or losing the helmet and the goats rams

[Gunner193]

I love when he rolls over!

[ayamemousy]

what a fat goat xD

[whopperman01]

I know what I'm doing tomorrow

[jomalisxoxomarie]

thats hilarious

[SpringField911]

Iraqui Goat: Damn infidels invading my pastures...im gonna ram your asses back to US, ALLAH U AKBAR!

[Scheidenkrauler]

@SpringField911 Thats fun motherfucker, better as fuckin ya dad.... isnt?

[SpringField911]

@Scheidenkrauler yah yah Heil Hitler! to u too :D

[Scheidenkrauler]

@SpringField911 man do you like vids like violence against civilians? No, let them get some fun, its

needfull for stopping bad minds in that territory!

Heil Hitler? I hate this Vienna faggot....

[Scheidenkrauler]

Ah SpingField I had forgotten to say: You´re a faggot, too!

When I read Alahuagbar oh other fuckin bullshit, I cant stop laughting about your radical minds you little bitch!

[krakow784]

im guessing this young mans zodiac sign was and hopefully still is an Aries.

[pkm100]

Was the goat a terrorist ? : ]

[TheAltitudeSick]

The sarg said, if you get bored theres a goat out back... They misunderstood hahaha

[zirius89]

HUM!!!! YOU WAN'T TO RAM WITH ME!? HUUUUHM!? :D

[Bombreaker3]

Watching in 240p, Like a Boss.

[MrBowhunter82]

How do you explain that to the medic why your buddy is knocked out,lol

[camrcam2]

dam people dont gotta be such asses its something entertaining to do over there my cousin does a bunch of funny crap also just because there nothing fun to do over there, or even when on base. lol i mean yall gotta realize just doing work and being serious over there is annoying and having a little fun is needed.

[Xxxfindingemo123xxX]

lol a sandnigger comes out "HEY STOP TAUNTING MY WIFE" hahaha

[upsguydownthestreet]

ass kicked by a goat, america MOST DEFINITELY HAS THE GREATEST MILITARY. faggots

[joshkilla67]

@upsguydownthestreet thats right AMERICA HAS GREATESTS MILLITARY thank you for acknowloging that

[rejectdude]

Gotta love our soldiers, they're so awesome! :D!

[xlongyujax]

Everybody shut up and enjoy the video damn.

[STALKER1918]

a goat striked a whole country down

[local1114]

goats 1 - soldiers 0

[khaled6100]

how is ur head ? XD

[f3rr3zza777]

personal foul helmet to helmet contact, 15 yard penilty from the spot of the foul repeat first down

[GuardianFXG]

240p? More like 24p

[thomasd1223]

@GuardianFXG STFU why dont you go to iraq and bring a hd camra with you

[draytonjoyner]

Man why can't we be more like the Russians? Your a muslim? Bullet hole in your head. Man its gonna be ugly with the two strongest militaries jumping the Taliban.

[benbarnesgirl22]

Men vs. Goat the new TV reality show coming to Discovery channel.

[ptesprot]

Men who head butt goats!!!! Class

[PakAttack95]

dats how the USA is trinaed.... by goats lol... dats y they losing da war... ppl hunt/kill goats for meat.... Taliban hunt/kill USA troops ( goats)....... and u kno u can die form dat... -.-..... a goats head is hard... dat soldier was lucky when his helmet fell out.... if da goat hit him... his head would crack, and his brain would b bleeing

[Ragingaids24]

@PakAttack95 nothing says arab like aim down your sights now shoot in circles, but wait you tol me tu, no shoot in large circles, ugh oh mee goad dis will neber work

[draytonjoyner]

@PakAttack95 Wow first, leern how to speall then try to insult America again. And, America is not losing the war dumbass. I didn't kno I could die form messin with goats lmao. Your making US look really bad. And becides, who doesn't like to hunt Taliban? Its just the new thing everybody's doing.

[PakAttack95]

@draytonjoyner the Taliban r huntin the U.S........ and USA is losing cuz its been 8 years and they hvnt found Osama yet..... Osama is their main target, not the Taliban or Al'queda........... the US army cnt evn beat a non-muslim group in robes and hav no armour on, weak weapons excpet the RPG..... it is losing hte war.. jsut face the facts. dnt b a Indian, they think their unbeatble -.-

[Beeba1]

@PakAttack95 You sound so sure, lot of conviction in your words? So tell me Porky wher you living? The USA? the UK? Loved islam so much you ran out on it hu? I wont go into all the details but let me tell you this porky. My countrys greatness doesnt come from its ability to destroy yours. It comes from those who before us made it a better place. See they didnt run out and quit, like you porky. They stayed and made it better, thats why pakistan is and always will be shit, because u are quitters

[PakAttack95]

@Beeba1 wat does ur comment hav to do with the goat and a USA soldier???? 0.o.. im only talknig about USA soldier and the goat.. plus i was talking to draytonjoyner when he said USA r hunting the Taliban, when the Taliban r clearly hunting USA soldiers everydat -.-.... wat does Pakistan hav to do with USA soldier and a stupid Goat =/

[Beeba1]

@PakAttack95 you have a change of heart? I can read ur comments talking out your ass about how US soldiers are trained by a goat? How we are losing the war? We will leave afghanistan and the taliban will survive, that will be your victory. The ability to hide in a cave for decades at a time. Sorry not impressed. I do have ten times the respect for the taliban who tried to kill me then I have for u. At least they had the balls to take the field.

[PakAttack95]

@Beeba1 so ur agreeing with the fact da Taliban will survive =/... not the reply i was hoping for, but if a Ameircan like urself says the Taliban will survive then no point in complainnig wit u. i have my own opnion andu hav urs

[PakAttack95]

@Beeba1 plus, I dislike the 2 presidents of Pakistan ( Former President Musharaff and Current President Asif Ali Zardari) ... they both rely on USA. they fail which make Pakistan a fail state.. if i was to be the future President of Pakistan, i wouldnt rely on USA on everythnig... i would accually try and help Pakistan unlike they tried to.. i would make Pakistan safer and more protective against Taliban and Al'Queda

[TheCoolProfessor]

Glen the goat FTW!

[NoscopeCarnage]

This surprisingly looks like an awesome game to play!

[B0rnToRoll]

fuckin those old spice commets are fuckin gay

[MrTangoWhiskey1]

Careful a horn doesn't slip and hit your eye lol, that was hilarious, thanks for your service boys.

[Shortydevil6666]

Iraqs weapon of mass destruction :O

[TheAngelsCommand]

Yea.... boredom does tend to make us yaks doe some rather... ill advised things from time to time....

[popup82]

Did he kiss it at the end? How cute! Loved it!

[crumblezzz]

haha so funny! i wish it had better quality though

[MagicPancake]

love it

[pml31093]

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[HeavyShellGames]

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[PARCE93]

@pml31093 You copied that from the old spice video… FAT FUCKING CUNT.

[pml31093]

@PARCE93 You mad?

[PARCE93]

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[ChrisTheChronic]

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[IxLiveX4XTacos]

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[pml31093]

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[IxLiveX4XTacos]

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[SplatterMW2]

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[pml31093]

@SplatterMW2 I posted this 3 months ago. Obviously you got mad reading my comment, so you just needed to comment. So yeah, calm down.

[SplatterMW2]

@pml31093 still, troll...obviously...

[pml31093]

@SplatterMW2 You troll, because you have the need to keep commenting.

[SplatterMW2]

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[pml31093]

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[MRvTdizzle]

@pml31093 Old spice commercial?

[pml31093]

@MRvTdizzle ...Possibly...